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@DADECOUNTYFILTH

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@DADECOUNTYFILTH
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what do you mean alcohol is a depressant im having a great time
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"Michelle, quick, stop the car" http://t.co/Y5XUC2CWNT
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rip shakespeare you would've loved pitbull
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can we do this w florida next cus im tired of yall acting like south florida is anything like north florida
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Plan to divide California into 3 new states clears first hurdle
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Florida gave us: Rick Ross Denzel Curry T-Pain Trick Daddy Gunplay Robb Bank$ Pouya Trina Plies Ice Berg Ski Mask the Slump Gos Spaceghostpurrp DJ Chipman DJ Khaled 2 Live Crew Ace Hood Yung Simmie and you still couldn't find a better name to replace xxxplatetectonics
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Jay-Z doing anything remotely physical is hilarious http://t.co/0xrqniQ26G
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"yeah I'm from Miami" "what part?" "Kenda-"
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“Yea I’m from Atlanta” “What part?” “Cob-“
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who wanna split rent and take trips? you can cheat idc anymore
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y'all wasn't there
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@desusnice boogie wonderland is my go-to song when envisioning this exact scenario
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they said this how centro be lmaooooooo
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@ThaDreamGirl13
Cowboy Dream 💚👸🏽 |
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Y’all hate being parents, yall hate the idea of getting married, yall hate relationships, yall hate working to provide.. what do yall like?!??
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miami girls be like "women's rights!" and then go hang out with rapists
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The spirit of miami must live through this kid why is every single detail in his videos so accurate
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parent teacher conferences in elementary school #HispanicMothers
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let's play a game called "what do miami parents take less seriously: hurricanes or mentall illnesses"
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@aileenwthenews
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has officially been re-elected to congress #AOC #2020Elections
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i can just tell she's from miami n don't ask me to explain
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she was a 3oh!3 girl he was an LMFAO boy
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latina girlfriends be like http://t.co/FMYHsSrmZX
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would you rather have a dj son or guest list daughter
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rip shakespeare you would've loved pitbull
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s/o frank ocean for the free merch ju huuuurrrrrd
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. @VanJones68 of CNN just dropped some truth with tears in his eyes. Please watch this. It's powerful. He speaks for us. #ElectionNight
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i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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I'm honestly more impressed with the perfect translation for this tweet
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RIP DOOM 🙏🏽🕊✨ thank you so much @LITTOLD you always fucking deliver!
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3 years
babe are you okay? we're 15 minutes into this boiler room set and you haven't started creating subplots for the people in the background
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sounds like a good time to remind everyone that centro management is racist and told bouncers not to let black people in 😌
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this is so fucking accurate http://t.co/qkcfbqDkUI
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psa: people w tattoos don't care what you think about their tattoos
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"Only a real nigga could understand that." http://t.co/zn7TsedXkn
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7 years
Rolling Loud went from being the best thing in hip-hop to happen to Miami to becoming a poorly run festival in less than 3 years. Y'all taxing. Y'all sold out. No love for day one supporters. And it's probably gonna be a SoundCloud festival rather than legit artists.
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TO THE MEN THAT FOLLOW ME: not being a rapist isn’t enough. Your homeboy sexually harasses women and y’all laugh about it together. You let your boys get girls drunk so they’re “easier.” You bought the bottle. You are part of the problem. You played a role in ruining young lives.
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the black forces of underwear
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who am i kissing under the cameltoe this year
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why do i always pay my credit card bills when im drunk in the bathroom at the club actually you know what this is accountability and im proud of me
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to the couple that left a $76 tip i know my service isn't that great if you tryna fuck just say that
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You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, retweet this and your life will get better. http://t.co/U5cQaFE0Lh
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usher was out of his fucking mind when he made confessions he was singing so beautifully about being a piece of shit lmao
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masturbate first and that feeling is gonna go away real quick
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I wanna text my ex
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miami twitter has this fight every 3-5 business days I'm over it
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POST MALONE - WHITE IVERSON http://t.co/1L93dBzj6N
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AHHHHHH I got promoted to manager at my job and got a huge raise i am on cloud 9 i have been waiting years for this moment 🥹
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squirt could be 99% pee and i would still 100% not care
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let me be clear im not asking for a frozen drink
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@DADECOUNTYFILTH we got you cowboy 🤠
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Bernie Sanders is the candidate we've been dreaming of. Make sure this man gets into office. http://t.co/pBTt91l0OQ
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don’t dm women you’ve never met before saying they’re strong for speaking up about their sexual abuse. a lot of y’all think you can “woke” your way into some pussy. y’all are sick. you know how fucked up you gotta be to be aware of the issues they face and still move like that?
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my big 3 is terrace sun, ground moon, floyd rising
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cus i been ran through. next question??
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knew this day would come
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4 years
wait people got hepatitis from eating t*agos t*cos? yiiiiiiikes
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you green af for splacking that jit bruh but ay he shout out for what he said I would've been 38 hot bih pie af #FloridaLingoChallenge
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me comforting my besties when they fight w their mans
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Imagine being the best chef in Paris only to be called by your famous dish. His name is Remy.
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Can we talk about quavos chain made of diamonds of himself wearing chains and a chef hat and holding ratatouille
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mans so horny he talking like a pirate
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GEEKSKII 👨🏽‍🔬
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Kali Uchis makes me knees tremble
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reminder to everyone: frank ocean's album drops this month reminder to frank: your album drops this month dont forget
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I know partying and memes are cool , but y'all should really take the time to get into politics so you don't act surprised whenever big news happens that you only know about bc your one woke homie retweeted it. It's not cool to be ignorant, start learning about what affects you.
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when life sucks but u feelin decent cuz u high http://t.co/vGbvIXk5J2
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@FatKidDeals the only account that deserves a verified check
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hi hi come pass by my restaurant 🫶🏽 hometown bbq in miami, fl :) we open every day at 11:30am 🫡 any rt's are appreciated 😚
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THATS MY RESTAURANT BABY HOMETOWN BBQ YALL COME VISIT UR FAVORITE MANAGER 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner in Miami.
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the best type of drunk is that “i know what’s going on but i also won’t hesitate to make bad decisions” drunk
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good morning
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I haven't seen this picture of alexa demie on the tl yet so here you go
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transformation thursday or whatever the kids say
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twitter is a funny place bc a girl can tweet about abortion rights, BLM, raise awareness against homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism and then you look at her bf's page and he's retweeting known human trafficker andrew tate
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away! y'all should pass away
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What should Congress pass in 2022?
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@icedoutomnitrix if i was on america's got talent i would simply have the most talent in america
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idk who needs to hear this but johnny depp is not british that man is from mirimar, florida
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and no one is gonna call it that
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FTX has won the naming rights to the American Airlines Arena, home to the Miami Heat. It will officially be renamed FTX Arena.
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i can't believe i was walking home from space and there was literally a MARATHON taking place
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do you know how many times ive said "estoy embarazado" trying to say im embarrassed in spanish
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"are you really not gonna be friends with someone because they don't share your same views on feminism/race/gay rights/abortion?" lol yeah
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standing on the platform at space is top 5
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hi im a server at a bbq restaurant in miami and sometimes i take really nice pictures :) we have happy hour 4-6pm on weekdays, indoor and outdoor seating, and we're accepting reservations again so come visit :))) Hometown BBQ Miami 🤠 1200 NW 22nd St #100 Miami, FL 33142
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dwayne the rock johnson ass shades
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Louis Vuitton Distorted Sunglasses by Virgil Abloh
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her: babe come kill these roaches im scared me:
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Henry: you can’t shuffle Jesse: bet
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you coulda been anything in the world and chose to be a tory lanez fan
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it's weird how we didn't grow up with lgbqt representation despite gay people always having existed. call it a "trend" all you want but anyone with reading comprehension will see you for the homophobe or, at minimum, idiot that you are.
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Weird af how suddenly every cartoon character is lgbtq like it’s a trend or something lmao tf
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in honor of 4/20 please remember to leave out cookies and milk for Wiz and Snoop before leaving to school/work
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miami has entered the chat
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🚨 New word alert! 🚨 "supposably," which is an adverb meaning "as may be assumed, imagined, or supposed," is one of the 600 words we just added to .
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ain't seen someone get torn apart this fast for cheating since tiger woods 😭
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had a table full of cops so I said "nice costumes guys" and nobody laughed which just made me laugh harder idec if they don't tip i needed that laugh
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what's joe biden's plan to get me more hoes
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7 years
this never happened when rolling loud was a miami only thing just saying
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Lil B just got jumped by A Boogie, PNB Rock and their crews at Rolling Loud smh
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if you got something good going………don’t tell nobody
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y'all do not know these people
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