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Steeze Urkel

@D0llywood

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Joined July 2010
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@D0llywood
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1 year
Me checking my homegirls location
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11 months
Me when I get my new skims bra
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4 years
@omniamori Nothings worse than this. “Vintage”
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@D0llywood
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3 years
Y’all weirdly care too much about your exes, bragging about being the best ex they’ll ever have... for me, if we dated and ended, I don’t know you 😭😭😭 do whatever whenever wherever I’m not worried
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@D0llywood
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3 years
every time Khloe posts a quote about loyalty or betrayal
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@D0llywood
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11 months
I need a reason to wear this
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@D0llywood
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9 years
R U KIDDING ME HE IS SO FINE NOW #degrassi
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@D0llywood
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4 years
RT my next nigga could be on your TL
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@D0llywood
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5 years
When you block him and he calls you from no caller ID
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@D0llywood
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8 months
Last pic of the year 🤍
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@D0llywood
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4 years
@cookiesIayer Is he still married
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@D0llywood
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4 years
@meliishardlife @omniamori And the price kills me...like Girl throw them mfs AWAY!!!!
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Y’all be killing me with those Louis Vuitton and Gucci face masks 😭😭😭😭😭🥺
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@D0llywood
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3 months
If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you, I’d be broke 🤍
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@D0llywood
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1 year
Me praying on his downfall cuz he hurt my feelings
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@D0llywood
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9 months
🤍🤍🤍
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@D0llywood
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4 years
It’s my daughters bday tomorrow and her favorite thing is chocolate. So at Ralph’s they only had vanilla cupcakes and chocolate ones BUT the chocolate had the American flag on them and she goes “let’s just get vanilla because we’re not proud to be American right now” 😂😂😂😂😂
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@D0llywood
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4 years
When my friend comes back from seeing a boy
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Y’all my daughter asked why we grow hair on our private parts and I was like “idk baby that’s a good question” & she sits on my bed dead serious & goes “maybe it was just God adding little details” 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@D0llywood
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5 years
You guys are out of pocket on this app
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@D0llywood
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5 years
All 4 of my brain cells coming together to spell restaurant
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5 years
My lips are chapped and I’m ashy
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@D0llywood
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14 days
I can’t be the bigger person I’m skinny 😎
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@D0llywood
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1 year
My type
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@D0llywood
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5 years
I love waking up not pregnant
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Me checking for red flags after receiving amazing dick
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Did anyone need motivation to get out and vote?
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@D0llywood
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6 years
This how we posing for our nails from now on
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My beautiful nails.
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@D0llywood
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2 years
Like hi someone nutted in me and I’m scared
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5 years
Me getting ready to fuck the text man for texts
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@D0llywood
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6 years
I’ll never forget when someone in shaderoom comments said “them celebrity veneers don’t come in a size medium” 🤣
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She's not coming for Kylie, unless it's makeup related, but Bhad Bhabie's not worshiping her either ...
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@D0llywood
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8 months
Is it hot in here or is it just me 😩
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@D0llywood
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6 years
“Who’s ______ and why is she texting you at 2 am” Niggas:
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@D0llywood
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5 years
Undefeated dick combo
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@D0llywood
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5 years
I’m ready for my life to change completely for the better and I just want to speak it into the universe so I can look back at this tweet and be like damn I did it
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5 years
Y’all stay comparing people on this app everyday. We all look different, isn’t that the beauty of it? Why would y’all all want women to look the same??? Mental.
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Whew
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@D0llywood
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5 years
The minute you make me feel stupid when I express my feelings to you, I promise you will never hear a peep out of me again
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4 years
@10stDayDay Since when is he kinda fine
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7 months
If I bagged Rihanna I would smile like this too lol
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RIHANNA AND ROCKY 😍
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@D0llywood
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1 year
Have y’all lost ur fkn minds?
@iFightForKids
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This woke TikToker is upset that the media and police misgendered the Nashville school shooter. 🤡🌎
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@D0llywood
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5 years
It just makes you feel so delicious juicy and fertile
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Falling out or not you take your friends secrets to the grave PERIOD y’all were never friends if you air their shit out when you’re no longer friends. I stay far away from those types of people.
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@D0llywood
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4 years
Men try so hard to impress other men by disrespecting women. Like just fuck that nigga already 😭🤣 we won’t judge u.
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5 years
I just told my daughter her zodiac sign is Gemini and she wanna argue and say it’s “dog”.
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@D0llywood
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8 months
FaceTime
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@D0llywood
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6 months
I get on TikTok for laughs I’m TIRED of people trynna sell me shit GIVE IT A REST
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@D0llywood
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4 years
God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
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FUTURE SAID HE PUT 200 RACKS ON HIS BITCH DEBIT CARD
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@D0llywood
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3 years
“The perfect Twitter TL doesn’t exist”…
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4 years
Hi
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3 years
@muvaamoonchild and I’ll wash it every night for him 😭
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3 years
@Dejahnaee Since when is this okay....? I pay for services and you get the right to use me in your portfolio? That’s a photo shoot which would be on your time and money. These new stylist are literally out of their minds.
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2 years
I almost feel bad for the girl dating my ex because that nigga will NOT LEAVE ME ALONE
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5 years
Me accepting that I have to actually go to the gym to get a nice body
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4 years
@geekinformalik Everybody waiting in line
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5 years
Men will ruin your entire life and then text you like “what are you up to?”
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4 years
Why does someone’s sexual orientation bug you? Why does someone’s choice not to go through with a pregnancy and taking care of a whole other life bug you? Why does someone’s skin color bother you? Why do hard working immigrants looking for a better life in this country BUG YOU???
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4 years
My phone is dry and I know y’all niggas are at home
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3 years
Who’s King is this??
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5 years
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3 years
I need him on my team
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@D0llywood
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3 years
For those of you arguing with me on this tweet, it’s a very narcissistic view of yourself to think that you are the end-all. Get over your ex and stop thinking you’re the best they’ve ever had. And ps I’m a Capricorn I’m going to forget you after lesson is learned😋
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@D0llywood
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8 months
IG don’t appreciate me 💔😩😭
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@D0llywood
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5 years
Lord Heavenly Father what did I do are u mad at me
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5 years
I’ll meet y’all in 2021 wish you the best
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5 years
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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4 years
Corona has not taken out any crackheads therefore it’s not a powerful disease
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3 years
I wish y’all would stop normalizing cheating, it’s not okay.
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5 years
Me accepting that the nigga I’m in love with is no good for me
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4 years
These filters make ur skin look so good shit
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7 years
I crave the love I give
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4 years
Gold on black 👅
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4 years
You don’t meet anyone by accident. - a thread. There are 7 types of people the universe will send you...
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6 years
When Instagram start letting us comment gifs it’s over
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4 years
🥸🥸🥸
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5 years
Can I be on ur mood board?
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10 months
I hope this time next year I’m just so happy and healthy and in love with my life
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4 years
Me still trying to figure out what happened with GameStop last week
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5 years
My life is literally falling apart and I’m just in bed like
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5 years
When the guy I’ve been curving for years finally gets a girlfriend
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4 years
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5 years
Listen, if I had this body I would be RECKLESS
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1 year
I just hate when people refer to themselves as kings and queens like why…you rule nothing and u own no land
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5 years
My best friend is HORRIBLE. This bitch talks to 7 different guys and goes “I literally text them all at the same time to hangout and see who has the best offer” like OKK BITCH 🤣
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1 year
U know a man is lying when they send an explanatory paragraph nobody asked for
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3 years
I thought I’d be married by 30
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4 years
Can I post my entry for the #MoodChallenge 🤤
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8 years
If you're racist in 2016 you're disgusting period. You have no intelligence. You have no valid opinion. You serve no purpose to this world.
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10 months
Me and braids 🤝🏾
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4 years
Happy valentines ❤️ hope yours is better than mine 🥲
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3 years
People like this are exhausting
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4 years
POV missionary
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2 years
Idk I’m such a hopeless, delusional ass romantic that I would be doing myself a gross injustice by settling for a man that doesn’t ignite every passion I have inside me
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👀👀
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