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2 years

Funerals is where you meet the rest of the family you haven’t seen in a long time, say to each other how you shouldn’t meet during sad times only and plan how you’ll be meeting to celebrate only to meet each other in the next funeral.

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Jamming to Mkono wa Bwana end of this year is gonna slap different. I hope we all get to jam to it then InshaAllah

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

“Huku kwenyu, mtu anaeza pata kazi ama mko sawa?” Is the most out of pocket email I have seen from a job seeker. I mean, fair enough 😂

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

Cockpit is the last word I expected y’all to use to refer to coochie but y’all don’t shock me anymore 😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Wore a dera today when running errands and my waist bead fell off right in front of boda guys and one actually said “huyo amewekea bwana mavitu “ Lmaaao💀

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

My mum is somewhere in Coast sending me pictures with captions like “Nilimaliza kulipa school fees” Whew!

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@CycieyCynthia

10 months

A short story 😭

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@_chelimo_

10 months

My dad still sends me pocket money even as a working adult. I am forever grateful for my pops ❤️❤️

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3 years

Okay, so I am being told there is a club huko Karen where people swap their partners. Unaweka funguo za gari place moja, you pick a random one and go to that car and find Mali ya wengine huko. Have y'all heard of such a thing ama ni story za jaba?

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

“Making love all night” is the most unrealistic, unnecessary statement that should never be made

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Kenyans will say” ile wimbo inaendanga “tutudotururu ru” and expect you to figure it out

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

There is a mama who has been “babysitting” her mans kwa gym. She didn’t turn up jana and this man tried hitting on me nikamuuliza what about his wife akanishow “sasa bibi yangu ameingililia wapi?” Script is the same I see😂 Awuoro saidi

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Bro, do yourself a favor and watch “Kenya’s Debt Cycle” by Africa Uncensored on YouTube. Uuuui!!😭

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@CycieyCynthia

6 years

Hi @The_Mentalyst straight to the point. I don't know if you prefer coffee or food but i will let you choose. I don't know which is your favorite food joint and I don't know when you are free so i will let you choose too. All i am trying to say is i want to ask you out. 😂

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2 years

Apply sunscreen on your hands and legs when doing your nails before going under that thing with the UV rays

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4 years

Just in case you missed it😭

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3 years

I’d promote that Cooperative bank mama. She’s a multitasker, she is good in balancing and retaining relationships. Unamfanya senior relationship manager 😭

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

@_Mohkay Halafu umnyime mayai

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

I told someone I’ve never had a birthday cake before, like one with my name and all and they sent me a cake 🥺🥺

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@CycieyCynthia

1 year

The person who will get my mum as a mother in law will be so damn lucky FR 🥹

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5 years

I am dyiiiiing😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Someone who has 3 children decided to take a DNA test. The first 2 kids were gotten when the wife and him were struggling. The first 2 kids are not his. The wife doesn't know he knows now he his depressed AF cz he doesn't know where to start....NAIROBI!!!

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

If you are going to Kilifi, Watamu, Malindi using SGR, there is this comfy Van that can pick you from the terminus at Kshs. 800 and drop you at the gate of where you are going. They will also drop you back if you want. Halla at Lucy, 0726 779 471

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Chandra

@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Guess who is officially off the streets? @SirAlexas ! Congratulations!!

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

It’s the curls for me

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

I know I told my cleaning lady she can eat anything in the house but eating 6 sausages at once in this economy is not it😩

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@CycieyCynthia

9 years

We used to pray before eating now we just take pictures

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

My dad and I did a thing by the gazebo 💀💀 Dad’s shoes - @iamerofootwear Me - Skirt by - @alusa_grace Shoes by @NovConquer Leather jacket and bag by me 🙋🏾‍♀️ (IG: @bagthewearke : Ps: new stock from Tuesday😄) Happy Sunday ✌🏿

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

nefertiti's fjord

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3 years

Am I late to this

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Chandra

@CycieyCynthia

6 years

paying your own bills , eating, breathing and never having to beg for money...it doesn’t matter where you live. Ata Kama unaogeanga kwa na karai ndani ya nyumba, or nyumba decor ni magazeti ya Buzz or anything that may be looked down upon.Don’t let a soul make you feel any less

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

Anyway, now that I am over it, valentines kuna msee wa bodaboda alinisalimia sikusalimika akaniambia, "Madam unaringa na ni wewe hii town hujabeba maua"

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Someone once said everytime there is drama kwa TL there is a certain person who has to find a way for it to be about them and I see it now😂

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Carrefour Junction has a clearance sale for boxers, umbrellas and T-shirts all at Kshs. 200 If you want to buy a nigga a birthday gift this is the right time😂

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

This was the shit

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Good Morning! Bag, leather jacket and body suit from me: IG - bagthewearke Wrap skirt by @ImbayiK - IG: style_byray

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

A Bolt driver told me they are planning to frustrate Bolt customers mpaka waachane nayo cz inawanyanyasa. Do with that info as you may

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Did you try to stand outside and put your hand on the head?

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5 years

So this is what my friend wanted vs what she got 😭💔. Why ?!!

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5 years

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I’m absolutely here for women shooting their shots and getting Ls. Can’t be the only one.

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2 years

My dad after sending me money today for IWD😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

How it started Vs. How it ended

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

See my Cab driver from yesterday . There are amazing people in this world 😩❤️

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@CycieyCynthia

6 years

Unaona picha ya Crush 10 years ago crush inaisha 😂

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Mimi if I want to sit on your face ntakushow tu ndio ukikataa ni thank you next, alas! Nsawa ukiambia dunia pia like the 10 yr old you are

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Chandra

@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Finally lost weight, have abs and is happy Pregnancy:

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

You’d be out here with your friends kumbe they consider you as the ugly friend? Ukikatiwa wako hapo wondering what the ugly friend has they don’t. Anyway, love and light

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Chandra

@CycieyCynthia

1 year

“Don’t tie your healing to the hope that someone is gonna regret what they did to you”

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@CycieyCynthia

6 years

Two Rivers yani have opened an Amusement Park Ferris wheel? Who wants we go when they launch in Feb we recreate that scene in Insecure?😂

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@CycieyCynthia

6 years

I had forgotten I had money in my M-Shwari and there it was! Decided to gift a young black king some IPhone monies🙌🏽 That’s my CSR for the year

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Do you ever call yourself out?Think of your sins and cringe? Sometimes I do ...and man! God’s Grace is sufficient for sure

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

There are people who enjoy their holidays at the hotel, napping all day, drinking chilling by the pool reading a book, waiting for the sunset and that’s it Then there are people like me who want to experience doing everything around the place. Both is fine we can’t be the same

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Chandra

@CycieyCynthia

4 years

I guess it’s a Happy birthday to me . To a very extra soft life ✌🏿

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

I’m doing a give away pale IG so let me do it hapa Twirra pia! All you have to do is reply with a picture of yourself and tag me with the moment you felt your most sexiest in any piece from me! (Bag, body suit/leather jacket) The winner gets this rope bag in brown!

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

I'm selling this Sexy Bralettes for 500ksh. The colors are the same in the pictures and all of them are medium in size except the red bralette with the choker which is Cup C and the last one which is XL DM if you need Also, Rt, my customer could be on you TL

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Be safe y’all!❤️❤️

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Kumbe BND ni bukla? Always thought it’s Breakfast & Dick😭

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

I honestly can’t wait to go to Maasai Mara, fuck the animals, I want the views , the sunset over that big ass jungle and the general experience 😩

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

When I’m chasing the bags vs when I’m spending them

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When I'm chasing the bag vs When I'm spending it.

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

My cab guy is telling me the symbolic meaning of hanging shoes on an electricity line. In Kibera, boyz wakiachana na crime, they hang their shoes on the lines In Kayole, boyz akishootiwa, maboyz wake hang the shoes on his behalf

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

You are always alone, having support is always a privilege, more of that extra thing, but you are always alone. Look out for you.

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Men will be out here retweeting sweet nothings and 10 of his women will be seeing all that shit thinking it’s about them 😂💀

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

This has taken me out 😂😂

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Huyu mwingine ni kama anawapikia fire meals the mnapewa fire strokes na sob stories. Before you know it karibu mpeane savings...lmaaao. next meal inakua block . But atleast mlikula Anyway, mtapona tu aki

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

People talk about not expecting anything from actual friendships, peopl you intentionally invest in. As much as I am a big believer of tenda wema nenda zako, it’s natural and human to expect something back from things you’ve invested in including relationships

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

DM imejaa nadhani ni bags mnabuy kumbe mnataka thutha?😭

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Who is your best character on Modern Family? Mine has to be Cam and Mitchell😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Yooooh! I just got the most elite care package ever I am in shock! Damn! 😩😩

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

I was speaking to out courier guy ikafika point nikaongea kizungu kiasi. Akaniangalia tu akanishow "Cheki, ukitoka London unishow nikam" 😂😂😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

This is a polite reminder that your December Salary will last you till the last week of Jan 2021 or 1st week of Feb 2021.

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Hey there! I’m selling these beautiful bags for you and your beautiful ladies: F1: Kshs. 2,000 F2: Kshs. 2,500 F3: Kshs. 3,500 F4: Kshs. 2,000 Available in different colors. DM to order! RT my customer is on your TL....

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Happy new year👀 New stock!! Buy, manifest, RT. Thanks All bags have a sling inside. Dm me F1: Khaki, white and black - Kshs 2300 F2: Yellow - Kshs 2500 F3: wine red, brown and black - Kshs. 2300 F4: black, yellow and white - Kshs. 2000

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Haya. Bags below few pieces are still available. Hmu Lingerie sets @Kshs .1000 1. Large - yellow and red :Cup (34D, 36C, 38B) 2. Medium - in yellow: Cup (32D, 34C,36B) Video below. DM to order . Kindly RT. Thanks

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Hey guys! This is a thread. Also RT my buyers are on your TL F1 is Kshs 2800 F2 Kshs. 2500 (the chain and handle are removable) F3 Kshs. 2500 ( in white and leopard print) F4 Kshs. 3500 in (white and black) More photos of how they look follow

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

I can’t believe y’all 3/4 months ago tukiwa park tukaposia picha bila mask karibu mtumalise ndio mko Quavo na kwingine or whatever 😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Imagine breaking up your good relationships mbikos you borrow money and you don’t refund them despite your friends /partner continuous patience? Are you embarrassed? Is you embarazzed? Is embarazzment in you or are you?

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Mimi I love positive vibes for y’all. New jobs, love, weight loss, the whole shebang . I love it so much

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Ebu drop me songs in your sex playlist I’m tryna see something

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

I want a T Shirt written Wamlambez on side of the boob and Wamyonyez on the other side

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

My colleague received flowers and now she can't go home with them and the gift coz husband will see them😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Anyway, kuna venye not flying with anything other than KQ or Jambojet feels like mnaeza shukishwa mid air muambiwe mskume ndege ama mshikilie milango kama Matt za Langata😭

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

My bro who I haven't seen since Christmas just passed by my house, I opened the door and he just peeped then asked "Naona uko poa? Sawa basi si baadae" And left😒

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

I said yes🥺

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Niggas in my office still think periods happen at the end of every month like a salary. As you get your cheque it comes with them periods

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

I want y’all to share all your valentines gifts here on the TL cz I love to see people getting loved and appreciated and all that cute shit

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

A cat infiltrated my house, rampaged the kitchen and ate my Galitos and left me the fries. How kind!

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

It is a painful moment for family and friends of my best friend, my former boss and mentor Liz. I am asking for help from you to help the family financially. Family needs 500,000 to cover everything. Please RT & contribute whatever you have to ease this burden for the fam

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

Still dying from this shit😂😂😂😂

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

It is an amazing Sunday to let y’all know that multicolored bags are back! Kshs. 2600 Available in: Rainbow, Blue, Orange, Black , Brown, and pur

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness “- Jonathan Safran Foe

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

So let’s say your father passed away and before he did he told you and your siblings not to marry from a certain tribe, basically a “curse “ So years later , you find a woman /man from that tribe that you love so much you want to marry/get married to. What do you do?

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Big dick is overrated

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

@Limo_alan @TheRealSilento lmaaaao

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@CycieyCynthia

7 years

Class started 2 hours ago oh I'm I late? No I already graduated, and you can live through anything if I made it! 😄...

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Nimeambiwa “You are a star, can I be the sky you shine on?” The singles Committee mimi nikama naenda 😩

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@CycieyCynthia

5 years

Hi. I am ready to be in a relationship. Please RT my boyfriend could be on your TL. Apologies to the singles committee.

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@CycieyCynthia

3 years

Skin care has been extremely commercialized or it’s just me? Why you need 10 steps with 10 different products?😭

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

My mama fua and our caretaker are having an affair💀👀

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@CycieyCynthia

2 years

Mmeskia?

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@CycieyCynthia

1 year

Sometimes it occurs to me I’m an actual adult and it shocks me. I get to pay my bills, feel the effect of the economy, make my own decisions, do whatever I want , etc It’s mind blowing for a second then it disappears 😂

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@CycieyCynthia

4 years

@KilianTours decided to grace us with a game drive, as a member of the streets, who am I to say no? Hide your girlfriends

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