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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Love Island 2019

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@CunninghamLaura

6 years

If they won’t call it rape, what’s the word for presuming consent, gaining sexual gratification from humiliating a woman, making her bleed, talking about her like she’s dirt on your shoe, trying to cover it up, lying continuously and showing no remorse or empathy? #Ibelieveher

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@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Britney The Luas 🤝 Both free

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

A premeditated trip to a nightclub? How would I have a ticket for a place I swear absolutely blind I'm not going to, until seconds before I walk in the door?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! 🎉 Happy ne... ARE YOU RIGHT THERE FOLKS NOW PLEASE.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Nothing in this world can convince me that five-year-old eyeshadow will give me a disease. I will be using my original Naked palette until my arms no longer work. Thank yew

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

All jokes aside, when do we riot re: housing?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

I shall call my child 800years.

Katie Hopkins

@KTHopkins

12 years

My daughter is called Poppy. So I won't forget... Will you?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Remembering a time I couldn’t make dinner, but met friends at a restaurant to go out after. They were on dessert, so I ordered wine. Someone offered me the sushi she hadn’t eaten. I nibbled at some whilst having the chats. When the bill came she says, “Laura, our main was €35.”

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

I’ve been silent long enough. It’s not my place to tell anyone what to wear and I know I have to let the next generation make the mistakes I made first, for themselves. But I can’t stand idly by and let THIS happen again. I just can’t. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING? 🤢

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

There’s a danger of centring ourselves in Ashling Murphy’s story. For her family, this isn’t a movement, it’s a bereavement. But this outpouring of emotion from Irish women is coming from a place of deep empathy. It wasn’t us, but it could have been.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

If a 27-year-old man looked sideways at my 17-year-old daughter, it’d be the last thing he ever did.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

If the only discrimination you ever face in your life is (temporarily) not being allowed inside a pub, you're doing ok. And if you think your indoor pint is more important than people's long-suffering livelihoods, I don't know what to say to you.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

It must be getting harder and harder to pretend you're not freezing your bollox off in the sea.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I don’t understand. Can someone explain to me in ten words or less how it’s suddenly ‘over’?

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@CunninghamLaura

5 years

@AlanGuy_ @Scriblit No sorry, don’t buy it.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

“F*ck sake!” - my toddler, this morning in the Zara queue.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

Some personal news. I finally know my Eircode off by heart. Thanks so much for all the lovely messages. I read them all. ❤️

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Telling people to “just move out of Dublin” as an answer to the housing crisis is about as useful as a paper mickey.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Speaking of bills, I think I’ll cancel Sky. I’m paying €50 odd a month so my toddler can watch YouTube occasionally on the telly, which my sister-in-law just reminded me I can do with Chrome Cast. Has anyone else ditched it? I only watch Netflix, and mostly on my Mac.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

As long as we remain in agreement that the Luas is free and Conor McGregor is British, we’ll be ok. Happy Christmas to everyone except that absolute cockwomble. 🎄

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

You think you're having a bad day? Imagine being the FF canvasser who pressed my buzzer so hard it got stuck and woke my baby.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Last three gas bills: €40, €190, and now €280. I knew it would be bad, but that’s absolutely crippling @EnergiaEnergy .

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

We can finally put to bed the auto-response people have when talking about size: “Marilyn Monroe was a size 14 ye know!” She was in her hoop. I remember thinking as much when I saw the exhibition of her clothes, including the dress, at Newbridge. Sizes have clearly changed a lot.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I'm so sorry if I'm pissing on anyone's chips, but I don't want to stand in a cage at a festival. 😭 A pilot means testing something before you roll it out. This can't be the future. It can't be. 😭 Please explain this to me, someone. I'll even take 'actually' reply guy answers.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

It happened. I just went full mam. I ate a purple Snack in the bathroom so I wouldn’t have to share it.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

Leo must be beyond banjaxed after that day and now he’s getting shit for not knowing a detailed 15-week plan that was only finalised today, off by heart. It looked messy, yeah. But like, so what?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Can you all please stop taking your decorations down, you freaks? Or at least stop telling us about it. Why are you trying to ruin Christmas? Hate you. You’re not my real mom.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

I knew GP appointments were bad, but the earliest my son’s doctor can see him is Tuesday 31st of May. Almost two weeks. Here we go again. The bag is packed in case we need to go to A&E. There’s no middle ground anymore. It’s ‘you’re grand’ or ‘you’re in hospital’.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Had a lovely day today, apart from seeing lots of grown ass women sharing their pics from the Chr*s Br*own gig last night. Where do you even start with that shit.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

If retailers just added one simple thing to their sites, they’d get way more money off me. A ‘nothing cropped’ filter is all I need, fam.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I understand the attempts at a positive spin on this, but I think the point is that people are using it as an opportunity to clear out their houses. Friends working in collection centres have sent me pics of the stupidest things being ‘donated’. It’s dumping by any other name.

emma o kelly

@emma_okelly

3 years

This pair of shoes came today in a convoy of humanitarian aid that arrived in Poland from Ireland. Who on earth would send red stilettos to exhausted women who are fleeing for their lives? #Ukraine @rtenews @PaulDeighano

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@CunninghamLaura

5 years

At this point, I’ve decided it’s ok to socially shame people who aren’t playing ball? If your teenager is fluting about with his mates, expect to see his photo on my Twitter Feed and Instagram Story. (Taken from inside my car or far away.) Same with busy shops. Fuck yiz anyway.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

I have some questions: Where are these €200k houses? Where is Jane living if she’s only paying €700 in rent? What happens if I don’t already own a plot? Last question - how far should Fine Gael fuck off away with themselves?

Fine Gael

@FineGael

5 years

We understand that first-time buyers can find it difficult to save for a deposit, which is why we introduced Help to Buy. We will increase this to a maximum of €30,000 or 10% of the purchase price to help people buy a home. #rtept

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@CunninghamLaura

2 years

I can’t stop thinking about Michael and Aidan and their poor families. ❤️ LGBTQI+ crew, I don’t even know what to say or how to say it. Sure, straight women don’t feel safe either, but I still can’t imagine how this feels. It’s a whole other layer of hate. I’m so so sorry. 🏳️‍🌈❤️

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

@DuncanHegan1 @Parody_PM Sand castle building? Tying knots? Being a very good boy?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Hi men, I don’t need you to explain the housing crisis to me – I’m living it. Thanks.👍🏻

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Just dropped this bombshell on Instagram. Figured I’d shock a few of you too for the craic. Baby incoming, May 2020. Sleep/perky boobs/peeing alone, all outgoing around the same time. 💕

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Imagine Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp just never came back...

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

I didn’t realise there was an essay question in the census. I instantly don’t want to do it and will now leave it until the last possible second.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Just back from a sea swim... ... is what I'll Tweet if I'm ever kidnapped. Be vigilant.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but YOU DON’T NEED 47 EYESHADOW PALETTES. You only have two eyes.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

1 year

The saddest part is, this won’t finish him. Men can come back from pretty much anything and the Brand defenders are already out in force.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Conor McGregor punches a man at the bar in The Marble Arch for, seemingly, not wanting to drink whiskey with him. How is this animal still walking the streets?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Has anyone else completely fecked up their body clock with late nights, lie ons and naps? Never mind what day it is, time itself has lost all meaning.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

I’m actually shook over what some people call these, but the other threads are very international. Irish people, I need more localised intel. Please tell me you call this a cool pop? Or a Mr. Freeze, if you absolutely insist. (I suspect cool pop may be a Dublin thing?)

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

People realise abusers don’t abuse every single person in their life, right? The lack of empathy it takes to reach that ‘well he’s nice to me’ place is pretty significant. Whatever makes things more comfortable for you though.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I know it's an ask, but do you think you could NOT send your kid to creche with symptoms when you know they're a close contact with a positive case? Soz to be a pain, I'd just like to prevent us from getting it, be able to do my job and not have to hunt you down and kill you.❤️x

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Did you manifest it, or are you just privileged?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

If we’re all “entitled to do what we want with our personal life” I’m kinda raging I didn’t go to a shit load of illegal raves during lockdown tbh. Missed a trick there.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

6 years

THREAD: My resounding feeling after this week, besides sadness, is worry about WHY all these bros are coming at me, defending Jackson and co. I’m not personally upset about what any of them have said, because the majority of it was immature nonsense and I'm well able.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

See also, people who “only smoke socially” which roughly translates into “I don’t buy them, I just bum them all night when I’m drinking.” CAN’T.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Imagine, if you can, being this much of an arsehole. I posted about a job going at my company on the Media Jobs Ireland Facebook page. Well I certainly won’t be posting future opportunities there. So well done, men. 👏🏻

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

6 years

This was sent to me by someone who’d rather remain anonymous. It’s incredibly powerful. Please share it far and wide. #repealthe8th #togetherforyes #whoneedsyouryes

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

At what point do you stop checking if your child is breathing? I ask because he may want to go off to college some day and that will make it a little trickier.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

6 years

All I want in the world is for this weather to last forever, for Love Island to show the islanders the video of Georgia lobbing the gob on new Jack and to be magically able to eat what I want and never put on any weight. Oh and world peace. And a dog. That’s all.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

I never thought I’d wish for a longer pregnancy, but now I wish mini-me could stay in there forever. What a time to be bringing a teeny tiny baby into the world. Fuck this anyway.💔

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

@SHEFFALCAMPBELL @AlanGuy_ @Scriblit Listen, I’m not calling you a liar but let’s not rule out the possibility that you were 30 when you were born and they just didn’t tell you.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

You have to admire the neck of people who went about their lives as normal, even going on holidays, moaning about new restrictions...

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Everyone said my kid would “get everything” when he went to crèche but jayzus, I underestimated how often. It’s honestly every couple of weeks. Bronchiolitis, Hand Foot and Mouth, RSV, conjunctivitis, impetigo, norovirus, any number of unnamed viruses… Is/was your kid this bad?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

The excitement around Adele’s weight loss is pretty depressing.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they write 'how is this news?' under news articles.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

I’m so raging with my constituency for this Eoghan Murphy bullshit that I’m strongly considering moving house... Oh. #dublinbaysouth #ge2020 #eoghanmurphy

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

OK, I am officially not looking any more. My blood pressure can't take it. A 103-year-old woman who sadly died two months after getting her vaccine is being cited as proof that the vaccine is dangerous. 103. I'm out. Good luck.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

On seeing my tears, the man that served me in Spar earlier asked me was I alright with so much compassion in his face. It was really touching. It's just hay fever, but what a gent. 🥰

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Petition to put chemists on Deliveroo for when you're in a jock. #day6inthesickhouse

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

If you think she threw Kate under the bus, remember that Kate never corrected the press. Her silence was damming. So screw her too, to be honest. #MeghanandHarryonOprah

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Power bills as sorted as can be, Sky getting cancelled. I’m on a mad one now. What else are people doing to counteract this inflation malarkey? My health insurance is eye-wateringly expensive but I refuse to scrimp on it. Anything else obvious we all needlessly burning cash on?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

A couple of things: 1. I'm not on Tinder. 2. If someone who IS on a dating app doesn't match with you, it's probably intentional so don't try again on social media. Good morning, to everyone except this lad and the latest eejit pretending to be me on Tinder. 👋

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Ah lads that awful story – you know the one I mean – is really not funny. It’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

6 years

My boss just reminded everyone to #checktheregister and is giving us a half day on the 25th so anyone travelling home to vote has time. THAT, my friends, is how it’s done. #gaffergoals #repealthe8th #togetherforyes #freesafelegal #trustwomen

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Laura Cunningham

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5 years

I think I speak for us all when I say 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Laura Cunningham

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3 years

I’m not a spiritual person, but every night before I sleep, I close my eyes and thank whatever entity is responsible for giving my son and also not making me grow up in an era where I was expected to wear cycling shorts and crop tops in public. Eamon. 🙏🏻

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Paige love, Jay is right under your nose. He can offer you adult conversation and clean underwear. #LoveIsland

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

I can officially attest that the only people complaining about the weather at Electric Picnic are the people who aren’t there. 😂 #electricpicnic

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I can’t believe I need to explain this, but if your child has tonsillitis or you bought a couch and a newspaper writes about these things, they took the info from social media. The celebrity didn’t leak the ‘scoop’ to an inside man on the news desk in a ploy for column inches. 😂

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

The meanest commenters always have ‘be kind’ in their bio. The ones who slag influencers follow a bunch of them. And the ones who give out about kids in content have 413 photos of their kid in a swimsuit in Gran Canaria on their public Facebook. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Am I doing it right?! There are no instructions.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

This evening a man at a nearby table in a restaurant told me I’d enjoy my life more if I put my phone down. Reader, I was filming the meal for work - it was the whole reason I was there. He’d enjoy his life more if he was less of a #%*^. Boomer white men have a day off challenge.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

6 years

Lest we forget...

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Quick refresher for anyone who needs it: The second someone says they're vaccinated, it's imperative you tell them about someone you know who isn't despite being older. For bonus points, a list of the reasons your person is more worthy will help hammer it home. Any questions?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Lots of Italian fans are leaving supportive Instagram comments for the England players who missed the penalties... 🥺 That's how it's done. 🇮🇹

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Happy Mother’s Day to the woman in the park today, enjoying a hard seltzer in the sun with her partner and kids. He says, “have you decided what you want to do this evening?” Gesturing to her can first and then the kids, she says: “Lots of this and none of that.” #preachmama

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

@coffeecronin What did you think about the fact that he was a famous 27-year-old man and she was a 17-year-old school girl?

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

@magshutchinson_ Does she even realise she's saying "I want to have the craic so much, that I don't care who dies as a result"? The privilege dripping off this.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

I'll probably regret saying this. Everyone has different things that are important to them and good for their mental health etc. If they all stayed open, it wouldn't be a lockdown. It's shit, I know. But how many exceptions do we make? Just yours? *ducks for cover*

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Hear me out... #loveisland

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

Just leaving this photo of my toddler sulking because I made him leave the playground last week here.

Diarmuid Pepper

@Diarmuid_9

2 years

Enoch Burke is back at Wilson’s Hospital School, having been taken away from here by gardai around two hours ago

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

@coffeecronin It’s really upsetting to see men rejoicing in the retraction, actually. As if the fact that it wasn’t legally rape means he’s the victim. Where is his admission that the relationship was wrong? And any talk of the impact it had on her? It’s not ok.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

I’m yet to see a single ‘not all men’ Tweet by someone using their actual identity. Say it with your full chest, you creepy f*ck.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

My first Mother’s Day was meant to be the first one that didn’t make me want to hide in a cave since Jackie died, but C19 royally f*cked that. So instead, I’m going to do an obnoxiously self indulgent gender reveal on Insta because screw you, virus - you can’t have this too.🖕🏻😎

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

4 years

SNEACHTA! ❄️☃️🌨️

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Another time, a notoriously scabby couple I used to socialise with (you know the sort: “Will you get us one when you're at the bar?"...The favour would never be returned) were overheard deciding NOT to buy drinks for an after party because "everyone else has, so there's no need."

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

@trasah82

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

2 years

My son pronounces ‘thank you’ with a w instead of the t and it’s not ideal to be honest.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

So we're doing this now.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Love how we're pretending people weren't going on holidays this whole time.

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

5 years

Me, judging you for spelling it ‘on route’:

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Laura Cunningham

@CunninghamLaura

3 years

Our reaction is, predictably, being policed by defensive men who have somehow made themselves the victims of the piece. Wouldn’t it be something if women finally being listened to without blame was Ashling’s legacy?

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Laura Cunningham

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5 years

Hit me with your scabby stories so I know I’m not alone. It makes me skin CRAWL!

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