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Commissar Alan Ocasio-Cortez

@CulturalAlan

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Novelist | Shit poster | Chudhammer Veteran | Tolkien Nerd

Florida
Joined August 2018
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@CulturalAlan
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Oh look, it's one of the good guys!
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@TrenchCrusade @KEFreelancer61 You just had a HUGE boost in interest in your product and there was massive potential for spring boarding off that for even more interest... and you just threw it in the trash.
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@NBCNews @NBCNewsTHINK "Here's why you should dislike the books, but love the new Amazon series"
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@CulturalAlan
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I follow a lot of wokehammer accounts, because I want to know what they're saying. This one here infuriates me the most.
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@CulturalAlan
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@FlashgitzAnims What I took away from this trailer? "No female Space Marines" and I'm here for it
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@oliverdarcy @TuckerCarlson @SenDuckworth So, her losing her legs makes her immune to criticism?
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This is the type of gaslighting these people do. "So many peoplem are mad, because black people," and don't post any proof of it. Literally no one is mad about this.
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@CulturalAlan
Commissar Alan Ocasio-Cortez
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Unpopular 40k opinion, but the people who simp for Slaanesh are just as obnoxious as the people who simp for trans activism. They just want people to think they're cool and different. send tweet
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@CulturalAlan
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@CassandraRules So, you got some man child screaming about his gender, you have police dressed like their at fucking war, and then you have six of them trying to subdue said singular man child. Pretty much all of our issues wrapped up in one neat little package.
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@CulturalAlan
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@perlmutations @GovRonDeSantis Where does it say that in the bill?
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@LimitedRunGames Welp, I had enjoyed being a customer in the past, but no more.
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@CulturalAlan
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@Aristos_Revenge This is based @Leonarda_Jonie for those curious.
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@CulturalAlan
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@TIME Oh it's the shoppers fault? Funny, I just read another article with analysts saying that it was the silicon shortage affecting vehicle parts that started this whole mess.
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@CulturalAlan
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@JackPosobiec I wish I could say that I'm shocked.
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@TIME Oh... what caused the chip shortage? COVID restrictions... But Timmy's mom in Des Moines wanting to buy milk is the problem...
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@Goddess_Maxwell @NoisyPixelNews I think all the actors are English....
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@DAKKADAKKA1 As a Floridian, this looks pretty accurate to modern day Ft. Lauderdale...
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@ComicLoverMari That's because they made him the butt of all the jokes and complete loser. Can't do that to a black guy.
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I've already explained my distain for this woman, but she has never posted anything complimentary of her husband.
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@CulturalAlan
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This quote from Sam will always be relevant in these times.
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You don't know what you're talking about. These people have spent the past DECADE proving that they are irredeemably UGLY inside, and they won't relent until they can make you feel some semblance of the pain and bitterness they feel every day towards God for making them fucked
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Unlike the first time, I get the feeling #GamerGate2 is going to be entertaining.
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@theserfstv It's doxxing and it's against TOS
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@Lukewearechange Having lived in Florida... it appears to be pretty accurate...
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@CulturalAlan
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@elonmusk @getongab @Techmeme @YunLi626 THe #DowJones is offering a 7% discount on stocks! Make sure to use coupon code #COVID2019 at checkout!
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@CulturalAlan
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Oh look, a Soviet Commissar.
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@ivilivilivilivi
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@MJ_IDKFA @PurifierAzrael Ya and the imperium definitely isn't inspired by the nazis guys! You gotta believe me!
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The events of yesterday, having cops kick down his door and being arrested in front of his children, and today being humiliated in front of all his fans, Nick Rekieta has clearly not taken any responsibility and has not hit rock bottom.
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She does realize I don't have any clout she can siphon off, right?
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@CulturalAlan
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@Wh4th3fu @TomatoesGrilled @nytimes The FBI made up a large portion of the group that planned to kidnap Whitmer (and actually started the plot) which is tiny by comparison to the Proud Boys - you would be dumb to think the FBI doesn't have multiple undercover agents as active members of the group.
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@LimitedRunGames I hope indie developers think twice before working with you ever again.
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@KEEMSTAR We did it boys! We beat racism!
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@legalbytesmedia If either you or Hoeg were banned (for probably any reason) off YouTube, I don't think Nick would be sitting around going "Hmmm, yeah, but maybe we need more context" - I would think he would be pretty angry and rant with a lot of expletives (as he tends to do) about the banning.
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@Noahpinion Wait, what? What about the fucking sky?
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@CulturalAlan
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Remember these are the se people that go "yeah, but boob plate" when you bring up Sisters of Silence or Sisters of Battle as proper female representation...
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Idk how they’re not grateful for the lady custodes 🌟
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@CulturalAlan
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@JackPosobiec @barnes_law has been saying that for the past few days
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@Santiago1692510 They're heretics. While in tradition it was a Christian symbol, more modern use of it (within the last hundred years or so) it has taken to be an anti-Christian symbol... considering these people literally joined the forces of Hell, I assume it's meant to be a profane gesture.
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@CulturalAlan
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Why is it that critics are so out of touch? #AlitaBattleAngel #AlitaChallenge
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@disclosetv Why couldn't it have been Twitter too?
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@SameeraKhan I choose this instead
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I retract this request.
@CulturalAlan
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#WarhammerCommunity , hear me out. Been watching Reacher. Alan Ritchson as Guilliman...
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@CulturalAlan
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@Fludded @YouTube @TeamYouTube Those are publicly available complaints that the MN bar warns to the people filing the complaint that they are and Nick would be getting that info. It's his documents, that he can do with as he wishes. On top of that, he never uploaded them to Locals, so they were never doxxed.
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@HillaryClinton Please stay home too Hillary.
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@AmiriKing @SameeraKhan The thing is, this chick is down to earth and Sameera is not, she's a shallow person. I'll take the down to earth chick any day.
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It's the core of their ideology. Forcing their fetish onto everyone else.
@wokehammerLs
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Ya know, it only really just occurred to me, But that's the Bear Pride Marine in the top left, like, that's just a fetish thing, wanting to have gay sex with big hairy men isn't a sexuality.
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@LimitedRunGames Nope. Trash company
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@LimitedRunGames Nope. Sorry.
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@SuspectFed Looks like Nick Fuentes after a bee sting
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@Thor_Odinson @DynamoSuperX Wasn't it because he was simping for Death?
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@CulturalAlan
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Pack it up boys. Time to move on. They had a massive increase of interest from free advertising via word of mouth and they threw it in the trash.
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@KEFreelancer61 The 28 crew are our friends, and if they decided to ban someone, we trust them implicitly and respect their decision.
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@blackqueeriroh @Oppiano_resurgo Him: Show me the facts! You: *shows the facts* Him: Correlation is not causation
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@CulturalAlan
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I have some additional thoughts on this post. Nick comes off as that the lore is secondary to the models and the tabletop game itself. While technically true, without the tabletop game, there is no lore, he doesn't seem to understand the impact the lore has on the tabletop
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I worked for Games Workshop for a very specific part of its history. I started in the Mail Order Trollz and worked my way up into the Studio, finishing out my career with GW working on White Dwarf magazine, UK and then US edition. During my time at the company, especially during
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@MetaQuestVR If it's a great idea, will you pay me a million dollars?
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@realstewpeters Yeah, but that last shot is probably going to put that guy in prison.
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I really don't envy the position of being a lore YouTuber right now. This topic is a minefield for them. Unfortunately both Bricky and Majorkill took the safest position to appeal to both sides.
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yeah this vid was kinda terrible. the way he "feels embarrassed" to be a 40k fan is quite frankly disrespectful
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@hasanthehun Seems like ol' uncle gonna get sued lmao
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@Big_E_of_Man And? Imperial Guard and SoB are subjectively more interesting than Space Marines.
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Never make small talk with female coworkers, even if they start the conversation.
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@Thor_Odinson They never did like it. That's the whole point. They wanted to find a community they could exploit for clout and exert power over (since they lack that in real life) by telling everyone that it's bad and they know how to fix it. It then becomes their personality.
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@JackPosobiec Gotta love seeing the glowies take an L lmao
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Now if you only knew how terrible a person Cerb is, you'd rethink this post.
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@CapcomL10N Capcom is probably about to announce the Resident Evil 5 remake and they're trying to prepare us for the changes they're going to make to it.
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@CulturalAlan
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@DAKKADAKKA1 But Wolfenstein II was political...
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@ChristinaTasty This is literally the beginning of the game. Either it's broken or it really puts that 800k concurrent players into perspective...
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@p12antangel News flash, all zoomer e-girls have a collection of stuffed animals on their bed.
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@w_terrence Flats have more flavor though. They have more skin, which means more fat, which means more flavor. Come @ me
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@neitbach Using Snopes in 2021 lmao
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@CulturalAlan
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Ultimately, adding female Custodes in general, was not a great idea. However, if GW was insistent on it, here's what they should of done. 1) Have a setup for it in the codex. Some hint or something. 2) Dedicate a book to it and make it clear it's a new or very recent thing and I
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@tuppytheducky The tourists are the ones who’d say it should be done. The NON tourist answer is to say “I wouldn’t.”
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@LavenderGhast All of the screenshots that the wokies have posted to prove how toxic the "chuds" were, are really not that toxic. However all of their tweets and screenshots of the wokies in the 28mag Discord, have been insanely toxic. They're making their own community look like a bunch of
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@Poe0nhead @shoe0nhead short hair > long hair fight me
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Every single post, I've seen from a chudhammer account are literally excited for these models, including *gasp* the female ones.
@aoheth
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Neat, I am waiting for chuds who think that WH is their soil will get to Trench Crusade only to find out that female Communicant Anti-Tank Hunters exist there. Delicious chudtter screeching incoming.
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Let me guess, she has another Titan... Probably official Trench Crusade community manager. Let 'em have it. Keeps them quarantined.
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@CulturalAlan
Commissar Alan Ocasio-Cortez
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@michaelmalice It's funny that people with a Bachelor's or a Master's degree are more willing to accept narrative than people that never went to college or people with PhD's. We know where the training is being done...
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@CulturalAlan
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@Lamergier2 @VanityFair @PrimeVideo In Tolkien's work race was actually super important and not just race like Humans and Elves, but we're talking sub-races within each, and those distinctions had major implications in the stories. To not respect that throws a lot of lore out of whack.
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@JackPosobiec Really puts into perspective how the Aussie government got where it is now...
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The enemy the church is fighting against.
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i think it's so funny this dunderfuck probably thinks the church are the heros of this setting based on his aesthetic
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@CulturalAlan
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@NikkiFried You're not going to win against DeSantis lmao
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@bingbongscho @ComicLoverMari No, A-Train is a sympathetic character. I mean, he's still an asshole, but you see how he got there. The Deep is just a complete degen that is used for the show to mock. A-Train was not handled that way.
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@mitchellvii Also, no one is talking about Hong Kong either... 🤔
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@elonmusk @yvanleterrible2 It's nearly impossible to grow one's account regardless how much one tweets. It seems people only see growth if they have something outside of twitter that drives people to their timeline.
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@elonmusk God, I wish every company I have worked at recognized that...
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@TheLaurenChen Promoting masculinity in media and now this? wtf I love China now. I mean not really, but still...
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As someone that has written and published romance novels... this is complete cringe.
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@Grummz It was a very similar vibe for me. It wasn't a gaming company, but it was in software. Company of 30 employees. Once we got a major contract, that literally put us on the map as a direct competitor to other massive corporations. The whole culture changed from a start-up to a
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I'd like to think that they're saying this without really knowing the context, and there are some discussions going on behind the scenes... ...however, I doubt it.
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@Goddess_Maxwell The story was written in English from the start, it never started off in Japanese. The original story points were in Japanese, but the original script was only ever written in English and then translated to Japanese. How is that lazy? if anything, it madeit more complex of a
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@TheOmniLiberal Kyle met Balch for the first time that night...
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Apparently the way to gatekeep Warhammer is this cute little guy.
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@reddit_lies Whew. I was worried. Good thing I'm a rich, straight, white, Christian, male.
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@CNNPolitics Translation: "The senate doesn't work anymore because they won't do what I want 😫"
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@JackPosobiec The Judge was naïve on the media circus around this case and didn't rule that juror info should be sealed. The fact he acts surprised by what the media has written about him, tells me he was ill prepared for a case like this.
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@MiddleearthMixr I like the story Christopher would tell that during Mass, as a protest of the church moving away from full Latin Mass he would stand during Mass and quite loudly recite it in Latin while the rest of the crowd did it in English.
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How did I gain almost 100 followers in 4 days?
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@who_lols It infantilizes the hobby and insinuating that their targets are nothing more than children. The funny thing, this woman has a substantial collection of minis, bases her whole personality off the hobby, parades her interactions with GW, and probably plays daily. Someone
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Clout, clout, clout, clout, clout, clout, clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout,clout, clout, clout
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How much longer before Marvel/Disney tells her to shut her mouth? Oh wait, Disney never did to Rian Johnson or with Soylo...
@TheQuartering
TheQuartering
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New Video! Where I Am From, Judging People On The Color Of Their Skin Is Racist & Judging Them On Their Gender Is Sexist. Brie Larson Made Racist & Sexist Comments & Is Now Out On DAMAGE CONTROL! There Is a DISGUSTING Double Standard! Please SHARE!
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