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I say shit how it is. My takes are always SAGE CERTIFIED 👍

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story of my life 🥲
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@PotCzach When you look at the bright sun your pupils shrink and allows your eyes to receive less light. But in the case of an eclipse, it's still dark so your pupils are just as open, so they let in wayyy more harmful UV lights. This causes damage way faster than if you'd just look at the
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@GreatCheshire "So, I drank the lemonade that makes you die" "The lemonade that what?"
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@dailytobytrivia people looking to be offended tbh. its gross
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@huhsgk Fym "branding" its literally an art style
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@hourly_shitpost god i would kill for some strawberry milk rn
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@IzzyFishiiArt what's he gonna do? Be a broke artist begging for commissions on twitter and discord dms lmao
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@EndymionYT "Live with honor, die with glory" it ain't hard to understand, bud
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@LivingTombstone yknow i was actually planning on attending your concert this summer but i think imma go ahead and refund that ticket
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@Schaffrillas Literally me. I love Mario so much
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@punpunpunpun ths literally just the tutorial quest. I would go
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@TaddyDudstare No but I know a better venting game
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@DewEnjoyer get ur nose checked king
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@APE_AHAB it's just a term for fanpages and fan accounts. People revolve their fanpages around a specific fandom. Multifandom just means their page is about more than one thing. it's different than having a personal account
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@Dexerto "its so bad" what an enlightening and well crafted quote.
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@OWAnonymous_ This is exactly what's wrong with ow nowadays. You get banned for being a silly little guy
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@Schaffrillas the use of the chad here means you're supposed to be on his side, if it was just a regular soyjak the meme would have an entirely different meaning
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@RocketBullets do u also hate valorant cuz it depicts murder? 😨
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@horrifichymns I hate how almost everything paranormal in this game can be explained with science now
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@n64cartridges Five Nights of Fuckboys goes so hard
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@averacados @PotCzach I mean, that COULD work lol
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@OWCavalry more buffs to the tanks? when it doesn't solve the core issue? that's its just not fun being a raid boss? Just bring back the second tank
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@skiesti_ Consider this: you can customize the skin
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@Rom_VT1 @FroggerOW me when my political opinion is bombing babies is okay
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@chloe_hime7 wow you're such a good person tbh i wish i was more like u
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@KogawaRan @dailytobytrivia no it isn't. they threw false and baseless accusations on someone else's behalf. its despicable
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@todayow u cant post this and not show us his pov
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@pyjamas_black I would break it from the inside, straight up
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@OWCavalry "quick everyone! How do we make quickplay less fun for everyone?"
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@Minecraft ➖➖🟪🟪 🟧🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜🔳🟨⬜🔳 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟫🟫 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ➖⬜➖⬜🟫⬜🏻🟦 ➖⬜➖➖🟫🏻🏻🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨➖🏻🏻 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧➖➖🟫🟫
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@OWAnonymous_ a hardstuck gold player cant comprehend the idea of someone playing a game for fun
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@unknownzerosuks Remember how everyone used to think minecraft was cringe before the pandemic? Yeah this is exactly whats happening to fortnite
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@OWAnonymous_ Nah go play league
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@RockmuncherOW idk man that's a tight space suit
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@PlayOverwatch at 1:10 Mauga gets shot in the back by 5 people and doesn't feel a thing. This is paying homage to mauga never fucking dying
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@LuigiOdyssey mario says fuck
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@QooApp_EN This looks fun af
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@tnypaws "Daily hydration formula" 💀💀
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@OWCavalry he wasn't just disabled he was REMOVED removed LMAOOO
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@Zingus5 HOW WAS THE FALL
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@chasingmechanic @Bolverk15 Not even laughing. He saw the sign and was shocked and immediately apologised. Didn't even smile when it happened
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@NyanSpam wtf do u mean the Ana mythic was one of the best
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@EskayOW Maybe because these issues still plague the game and still haven't been fixed? What, are we just supposed to forgot about them cuz it was "ages ago"? Rare eskay L ngl
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@Wasting_Night that's who boba girl is based off of??
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@ValorINTEL chamber. It's practically GGs with all these rampant iso one tricks everywhere
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@Kotaku 76000 views and only 70 likes is crazy
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@KogawaRan @dailytobytrivia tell me who's the racist weirdo in this situation. The guy who made a yellow character, or the guy who saw a yellow character and said "ERM, IS THAT AN ASIAN?!"
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@crackma556 who cares, it was an unfunny gimmick to begin with
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@Demilogic omg redigit
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@MoofusGoofus wouldn't that just be chinese memes
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@OWAnonymous_ Although i absolutely hate Genji. This seems like a good take. Maybe 50 shields though. It fits his character too as a cybernetic cyborg
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@ValorINTEL it's literally THE vandal skin what are you talking about
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@ValorINTEL no fucking way
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@40Nix 2020 called they want thei- a global pandemic??????
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@OWCavalry at this point just call it play instead of quick play
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@ShyamOW I Disagree. Imagine the update rolling out and being excited to check out the feature only to be max level on a majority of the heroes. That'd be lame
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@confusionkys I hope he gets fired. i cant believe it turns out my 2016 account was banned because i said the f word (sorry for swearing guys)
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@skiesti_ yet another based skiesti W
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@OWCavalry Just gonna throw this here and be on my way 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
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@GetQuakedOn GetQuakedOn is playing chess while they're playing checkers
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@yeatle Despite not killing them, you got a lot of value tbh. Idk how ur team died with 2 supports and a tank on ur ass tho lol
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@10amlunch I have friends whod go out of their way to buy games on steam when they're literally free on epic games. It's insane
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@WarnTV So this can happen. But when I get lifegripped I get stuck behind a lamp pole and DIE????
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@SaltyPhish I ALWAYS SAID QR CODES FUCKING SUCK
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@PlayOverwatch This is the best reveal trailer ive ever seen
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@OWAnonymous_ as a JQ main,, good take
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@sodiumlights @tragicbirdapp Acronyms are like that sometimes. Kind of like how EXP is experience points
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@Animation_Place DreamWorks, easily
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@potsatou 27 in F tier???
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@Xargers_ @aaronkellerOW silence, moira main
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@OWCavalry Why are we buffing suzu exactly?
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@0taku_Angel @YongYea Then 90% of the things you said aren't true. The class based combat, the art style, 90% of the roster and the modes. They're all overwatch 1 things and you're just not allowed to credit those things to overwatch 2. "overwatch 2 may well be the best shooter since cod etc" wrong.
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@Flats_OW "gotta respect the man who shat on the floor for shoveling his shit" ok
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@FroggerOW holy shit its lucio overwatch
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@Flats_OW The flats wojak is gone
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@OW_SVB People see high skill ceilings and call it broken. Venture from a hero design perspective could never
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@OWAnonymous_ He should drop a bomb methinks
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@froggerupdates I have literally never gotten Samoa. Not in QP, not in Comp. Its weird
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@OWAnonymous_ Someone doesn't know how to play bastion
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@OWCavalry WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. DVA BUFFS?????? OMG
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@SuperMarioOOC85 No fucking way
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@Rakattack tank mains, we stay winning
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🚨 #OVERWATCH2 SEASON 7 #GIVEAWAY 🚨 It's officially Spooky Month! And to celebrate, I'm giving away: 🎁One (1) Ultimate Battlepass Bundle 🎁Two (2) Season 7 Battlepasses ‼️To Enter‼️ 🔥 Follow @CrystalSage_ (me!) ❤️Like and Retweet this tweet 🫂And Tag a Friend!!
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@OverwatchNaeri where muscle
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🎁2 SEASON 8 BATTLEPASS GIVEAWAY🎁 How To Enter: 🤜Follow @CrystalSage_ 🤜 Like, Repost & Tag a Friend 🤜 Drop a lil teehee in the comments I will PM the winners on Dec 10th #Overwatch2
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@OWAnonymous_ overwatch players when they have to play overwatch
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@Jkaru_hi nah bro dont worry. Tanks just need another 1000HP buff bro, that'll fix tanking dont worry
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@VALORANT lose.. control...?
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@MrBirdStone1 a lot of people headcanon that Papyrus is actually super strong. Everytime he fights you he goes easy on you cuz he just wants to capture you. And even his final attack was stolen by the doggo so we never actually get tl see it. He IS sans' brother after all so I believe it
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@CalamityModTeam WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW??
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@Ish_bruhh It's more impactful of an ending than "and everyone lived happily ever after". Flowey himself said you can't save everyone.
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@OverwatchNaeri I have never touched Echo but you KNOW im getting the ragdoll skin
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@jojoton56 even the fnaf bit is wrong what is this guy on about
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@ValorINTEL hot take that's actually just a fact: Anyone who doesn't like Breeze just sucks at aiming cuz its a aim heavy map 🤧
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