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Author. Abolitionist. Frmr grad student @uchicago and PhD student @BrownUniversity . Former visiting scholar @Harvard . Views my own.

Lumbee (badass Baltimore) & ME
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I've launched a new blog - We Lived Here Too - to honor those who have died and their murders remain unsolved. #murder #unsolvedmurders
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@abbigailmcw13 @jonrog1 didn’t think I’d be working as much while witnessing the collapse of an Empire
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@Martina10778488 @defnoodles let me start BY saying you are a vile human being who shouldn’t sound off
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@zugenia we’re aware, watching, and know it’s being backed by some fascist elites in the US; stay safe
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@KaivanShroff but … but … what about all their “economic insecurity???” asked everyone in MSM who covered up the fact that these people are petit bourgeoisie
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@ItsBankhead_ @SoDebNair “Is that cat?!?” LMAO
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@Con_Kilgarriff @jyllissa_harris how’s that internalized misogyny working out for your relationships with with women and yourself, Connie?
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@supreme_yung @GNCordova LOL. That’s your conclusion. Wow
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@kasumineechan @_carramello @Airbnb this is disgusting! It should be a hate crime!
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@RiverTamYDN @JohnRintz a yard filled with plants shouldn’t stop anyone from buying! Everyone on here is so whiny
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@ColdRFusion @OK_Magazine bc it’s gross and wrong and leans towards a society that condones the grooming of girls and young women, and people like you don’t grasp how problematic it is? That’s why
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@SmithImmunology @shailjapatel I wrote a whole ass book, plus countless articles, about the student loan crisis. I was a leading experts for years on the topic, and when I’d tell men about my work/book, they’d proceed to mansplain the entire situation to me … 🤬🤬🤬
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Deeply regretting the night she hooked up with his dad LOL
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If this gorilla baby repeatedly trying to wake up its mom doesn't remind you why they're our cousins, I don't know what will...especially her sitting up at the end giving up on taking a nap.
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@eral__ @RdotSpoon poor Drew — so happy she is happy now!
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@NathanRaff @BreeNewsome it was like a slow knife being stuck in his back versus a swift decapitation - I’m good with that. But now white folks need to reckon with how many white folks are so insanely racist and willing to give up democracy at the altar of white supremacy. We have A LOT of work to do.
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@davidrkadler This is being driven by the help of seditionists here - Bannon, Miller, etc. Looks EXACTLY like #J6
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@real_jewels2020 @allieblablah @NeilWMcCabe2 Real_Jewels GTFO we don’t have patience for fascists
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@ananavarro you are aware of what these people are doing at school board meetings, and how they are terrorizing at the local level. You do realize that, right?
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@sawaboof @bimadew @Five_Three I love he gets teary-eyed at the end LOL
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@ananavarro they’re also terrorizing medical staff who are treating people with COVID. So just bc they weren’t here today like they were on J6, doesn’t mean they have simply disappeared
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@noculottes @alpharivelino @LongTime2ndTime I hope he never finds “the one.” He doesn’t need to reproduce with a brain that effed up
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@zezelcom @JillKrajewski @MarcHogan Dwight, the fact you don’t “see” sexual assaults in this story suggests to me you are a dangerous man
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I’ve been feeling so painfully melancholy today. I still can’t grasp how many people we’ve lost, and we continue to lose globally.
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In honor of National EMS Week, we remember.
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@504CNM @Acosta 504girl - protesters wear MASKS. I’ve been to several protests in D.C., and I am fine. The city has not seen a spike, so you GTFOH!
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@Variety this headline is fucked! How dare you.
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DC RESIDENTS: this owner of the Alibi opened deliberately yesterday. Do not ever patronize this place again. @ChuckModi1 @ShutDown_DC @DMVBlackLives @blackhousenew
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Co-owner of D.C. bar filled with pro-Trump guests says he was "overrun"
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@jasmaariie @djgwrek she was murdered by them - I read the story when it initially occurred.
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@LACaldwellDC @SpeakerPelosi this is an exceptionally bad idea
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@stevesilberman No surprise at all as he skirted the questions asked about when he was tested even PRIOR to the debate. I knew he had it as soon as he stepped on that stage.
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@RockkSteady @people fine - let her make that decision for fuck’s sake. And you haven’t one clue if that would happen. Jesus
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@TOknitter @chungk1031 I’m so sorry you are scared, Eva. It isn’t fair or right
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@mattholt33 I am tweeting this from my gym in Georgetown 😡🙄
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@PstafarianPrice @ykulnu @blagojevism yeah, bc girls with grown men in this way is totally fucking normal. Get a grip
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@JamilahLemieux @NeverNotBlack @battymamzelle Well, I bet he hopes you have a corntastic first day of school! 😉
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@MoiraDonegan Blood is all over Fox and O’Reilly for his murder, too
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@kenklippenstein @AymanM Biden being pulled “too far to the left” LMAO
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@caslernoel you can immediately tell who is the Russian mob in Monte Carlo
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@Hhalleluwah @urmomlolroasted to not be sexist, misogynistic dicks. that isn’t hard ... LOL
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@brooklynmarie @SecretSvcSpox yeah, we’re all waiting for their reliable, credible proof
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@honig_liz @sandibachom I was less than a mile from the Capitol and we were planning to evacuate our first floor apartment - after we got word from our manager- as the building was surrounded by the insurrectionists’ trucks. It was a day I will never forget.
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@eyemlala @KyivIndependent And: David and Goliath
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@yashar lapsed Catholic as well. Nobody has come knocking at my door, demanding to know why I left
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@yung_pesticyde are you familiar with a gross false equivalence? Jesus
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@Acyn this will all be twisted by Carlson, Ingraham, and Hannity later this eve - that’s how it is always done
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@pablo_honey1 @kylegriffin1 so is killing over 200,000 of us
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@politvidchannel that hotel is absolutely dead and it has been for months
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@MollyJongFast @stevenmnuchin1 @axlrose Stevie is enriching himself and his cronies
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@dforthandbview @atrupar you aren’t shooting up heroin bc of “lockdown???”
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@yummyyo @SouthSideGAClay “stunning” **brrrring** ✨✨
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@virgothanos @KiaSpeaks I mean, I live in DC, and I’ve heard she is one of the meanest people in LA. I thought this was old news and don’t get why people are dreaming and defending her 🤷‍♀️
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@chaedria @swagugu @LukeBarnett It makes me angry and sad as well. The social contract that we had, if we had one, was totally smashed
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why is @eventbrite hosting a fascist rally on their platform that is trying to undermine democracy?
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@RepsForBiden diapers on a mass murderer
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@musicandscifi @abbigailmcw13 @jonrog1 YES! [insert meme where dog is drinking coffee, everything is on fire, and he’s saying, “This is fine,” with a dumb smile slapped across his face.]
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@mehdirhasan I appreciate your hard questions but why didn’t you ask her what policies made her “proud”? I’d really like to know!
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@the_andrey_x Thank you, David! I am so sorry you were injured. Andrey - I also appreciate you sharing this video of David. Finally, and most importantly, thank you for centering Palestinians. 💗
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All roads lead back to the same place with the rise of global fascism: PUTIN
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Brazil is just the latest victim of the global fascism virus. (And it is a pandemic in which the US has become a super-spreader. Until our anti-democracy forces are held accountable, we will make the worldwide crisis worse.) My latest.
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@tartitup @kylegriffin1 It’s higher than what occurs in midterms. This article below states, “Totals are within ‘striking distance’ of the 2020 presidential election turnout.”
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@SpencerGuard @MarkUAVServices thank you, Mr. Spencer. I sent this thread to a good friend of mine who lived in Ukraine and has many Ukrainian friends. I told her to disseminate it ASAP to them.
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@ZTPetrizzo where is he stuck? LMAO. Who in their right mind would come here in a truck during rush hour???
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@so_radhikal Cowardly person hiding behind the name “John Doe.”
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@tweetsfromhere @gnrosenberg if we don’t reproduce or can’t anymore, might as well kill us, amirite?
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@hotshotwooddell @mattsmith_news @TheKevinBoyd Eric Woodell is cool with others basically killing fellow Americans via COVID. So, Eric should go fuck himself
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@420fatbrat @queend236 @KaylarWill I loved this back and forth. You two are great. 💖💖
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@RodneyCaston @Angry_Staffer More importantly, how has he not had a massive heart attack yet?
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@ChillCandace @HairFlipsNChips You must have a great source of empathy from which to draw ... 🧐
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@ky0m1b35t @Locosoforeign OMG. That is soooo sweet!
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@chrismohney only thing closer to heaven is a truck filled with corgis!
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@THE_SYLENT_1 @OK_Magazine oh wow! Did you come up with that insult all by yourself??? So original
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@jeremynewberger My dad’s all-time favorite movie! It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!
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@EricMGarcia No mother should ever have to live with that burden.
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@BreeNewsome reminds me also of the damned word “allegedly.” They write things like, “Cops allegedly pepper-spray and ram protesters in video.” Like, we can see that shit for our own eyes ... Nothing alleged about what has been caught on camera!
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@WajahatAli I read about these cops giving that little boy back to Dahmer and it will haunt me forever - I am not kidding
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@dyllyp @minjinlee11 Itaewon was one of my favorite spots in Seoul. I hate to know so many young people died there and are missing, and they were out for an evening of fun. 💔💔💔 #ITAEWONHALLOWEEN
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@VicBergerIV LOL - but it was “satirical”
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@twittmebitchez @RandazzoTweets you were clearly not just “sharing info”
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@shomaristone @nbcwashington and I saw this: VA State Police rolling in on 14tb St SW about 45 mins ago
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@yashar I have followed little Beans and her father for years, hoping to read of her healing, given her father’s recent tweets about her failing health - this obituary is devastating in its tenderness. I cannot begin to imagine the grief her parents are being hit with right now
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@craverlicious @Con_Kilgarriff @jyllissa_harris she’s also a MAGA cultist, so, yeah, I totally agree
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@MEPFuller they NEED to know: ARREST THEM!
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@sehick4 @JohnathanPerk I can’t believe this piece has the audacity to say that Ms. Hemings didn’t want to stay in France bc of her possible “real connection” to Jefferson. He RAPED her. He was her rapist. She most likely felt compelled to return as a result of family she knew she’d never see again.
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Thank you, @JohnJHarwood , for your frank and accurate statements. Shame on @CNNPolitics for letting you go. They aren’t serving the public well or morally. #CNNIsTheNewFox
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This is where we are now.
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@CherylAWilkers2 @Politidope @JJohnsonLaw those prayers should be going towards the people who had to take care of him
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@monaeltahawy Like you, I heard the white woman moderator call her “Kamala,” and Sen. Harris was so gracious in giving her permission to do so. It has stuck with me all day today. My level of rage that Black women must endure, the disregard, the undermining, the constant microaggressions
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@RespectableLaw @ianbremmer Is Bremmer not aware that the US is rife with the absolute worst form(s) of capitalism and soulless ghouls defending it at the expense of the rest of us? Because apparently he isn’t
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@BryanforHD2 wait til you see what Jesus used to wear …
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