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I like girls and books. My blood type is caffeine +. Share sarcasm, not pizza. I retweet – a lot.

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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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"Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes." #RosemarieUrquico #BookChick
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@AnnCoulter You are criminally ignorant and make me cry for the future of our species.
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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You say these panties aren't edible? I say you aren't trying hard enough.
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Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
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Tonight we eat out! http://t.co/M5B7TaBvOG
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A little snowfall is a beautiful thing. It's the only time a woman can be kept in bed all day with only four inches. http://t.co/noR871xyzV
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The #Fuckery is strong with this one
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It pays for my nights out. See how much u can make: http://t.co/GV6SpG9rAW Like ✔ Tag ✔ Share ✔ http://t.co/mygvYZ0hLi
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Without the good screaming it just isn't worth it. http://t.co/LENdcDjXCT
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Girls who do yoga are delicious. http://t.co/wsOLoRilj3
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You ever get the urge to say CUNT for absolutely no reason?
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Making money while you have fun on the internet? Well, that's as lovely as my friend here (-: http://t.co/GV6SpG9rAW http://t.co/SGSxDVLvaP
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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I follow back. When you aren't watching. It's how I find out where you live.
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Reader tip: If someone says they are a bestselling author, that means they have sold around 30 books. If someone actually is a bestselling author, they never, ever, need to say they are a bestselling author. #AmReading #BookwormProblems #Bookworm #Bibliophile
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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I'm getting a tattoo'd tear for every time someone steals one of my tweets. They think you don't know. But you know.
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Merry Christmas you crazy bastards :) http://t.co/kh4l6SeOWF
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But that's where all the fun comes from. http://t.co/ZUNHidl4MV
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If your profile pic is of a gun or money then you're probably a complete dick.
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Festive season, so here's a Christmas ho ho hoe ;) Earn cash for pressies here: http://t.co/GV6SpG9rAW http://t.co/k0bEUu6C4i
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Any ladies with me on this? http://t.co/Mksmnurr4i
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You have to hand it to blind prostitutes.
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Gillian Anderson ... I still would. @GillianA http://t.co/MVcZBaehbC
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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BEEN INJURED BY SEAWEED IN THE LAST 3 YEARS AND IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT? Call the National Accident Kelpline & they’ll assess your clam today!
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What can I say? I'm a bad girl. http://t.co/pXgLyCwNbR
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Never settle for anything less. http://t.co/TH08KJytCe
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Well fucking said! http://t.co/KfVMsc41QI
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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If your Tweets consistently sound like the shit you get inside a Hallmark card then you really need to try harder.
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Oriental girls are delicious http://t.co/4ZoxXWyLgs
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Stick your innuendo in-my-end-ohh!
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Actually I've changed my mind. I do have a dirty mind after all. http://t.co/O75HLezz12
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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"Rich layers of storytelling with the element of mystery and suspense to keep you hooked" #AmReading #Bookworm
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If you take the time to block all the bullshit spam accounts Twitter can be a pretty entertaining place.
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Bitch, someone had to say it! http://t.co/hn9euHDLkB
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With some people you don't need Google, because they know fucking everything!
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Busses are like penises. You wait ages for one and then two come along together.
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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If you haven't already learned this from experience then you will, oh boy you will! #FridayFeeling http://t.co/Vo0tUPn9px
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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True story. Have a kick-ass weekend peeps!
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"Sontag outlines possibilities to find your unique path to yourself – even when you think you are completely stuck." #AmReading #Bookworm
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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A Kafkaesque List of Things Described as Kafkaesque "Slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life." #Bookworm #Amreading #Library #Bibliophile #Book #Reading
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Block, block, mute, mute, block, block. The Timeline theme tune.
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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@catallaxer No it doesn't. Someone who reads, no matter what they read, is preferable to not reading anything at all.
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Every one of those annoying Tweets that say 'Like for this' or 'Fav for that' can 'Fuck Off for this' and 'Keep Fucking Off for that.'
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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That's right, motherfucker. Your temper isn't the only thing that's short. *wiggles pinkie finger*
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Sex – for fixing the few problems in life that duct tape cannot.
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"Fuck a bio" another way of saying you aren't creative or funny enough to write one.
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And how proud of me they are, hahaha. http://t.co/IhRwkRKnNb
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At your fucking peril :p http://t.co/jpQ9ISiGxB
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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I keep getting followed by lots of wedding related accounts. What the hell do they know that I don't know?
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Yawn. Or you could simply throat-punch the fuckers and tell them to take their wheezing breath-gasping and fuck off! http://t.co/tM7s8UjU26
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Vacuous teenagers imparting life advice. Yep, I'll get right on that.
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@RDRonaldauthor Constantine
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People who keep posting pictures of money – way to tell the world that you have none!
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"Personal life experiences through poetry and lyrics, grappling with morality and mortality." #AmReading #Bookworm
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@0Sundance Ahh, a shallow puddle instead of a deep well. Whatever floats your boat.
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Harsh or on the money? :P http://t.co/5rgKfKTCnL
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"Alternatives to a Frozen Mouse: a true story of a woman living with Dissociative Identity Disorder" #Amreading
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"Join Laurel on her quest to clear her reputation and rekindle sparks with the man who once loved her." #AmReading
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Stupid people say "literally" way, way too fucking often.
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"Language and exploits are graphic, but if you don’t take it seriously it's an enjoyable and funny read" #AmReading
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Who the fuck is buying these shit clothes the spam accounts are constantly peddling? I mean, seriously!
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Latest #Bookbub bargain. I do love getting great books at even better prices :)
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One of my fav raunchy #eBooks this year. Worth a look, especially at the current low price.
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"A must read. The ability to optimize an outcome that is beneficial to EVERYONE." #AmReading #YouNeverKnow #BookWorm
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Mmmm yes please... http://t.co/lF0HuNLAdE
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When you have to spend 10 minutes muting people posting utter crap just to get to anything worth reading :/
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"Love, an artist, a shipping fortune and the Vatican" #Midweeksreads for me #Kindle :)
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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I'd heard of a spirit animal, but I now think I've found my spirit website 😍
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A spy, a Scottish photographer and a Nazi. What's not to love? #WeeklyReads #Bookworm #Kindle #AmReading #BookGeek
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"Combined genres of military, drama and psychological thriller, come together in a stunning debut" #Kindle -time :)
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I like the cut of your jib, motherfucker.
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It's really only polite to follow the people you retweet.
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Hmm, so there's no-one funny on Twitter today then.
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"This whirlwind novel traces one couple's journey from impoverished Irish community to triumphant life in America."
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People that pose for their Twitter profile pic wearing a suit are suspicious .... :\
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I'm book binging again. This looks fantastic, and a true story as well. http://t.co/p32sijtORP
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People with the little blue globe thing by your name, we know it isn't a verified account. You are fooling no-one!
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Do my mutes keep unmuting or are the dull people breeding again?
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"A didactic collection of novels that could be compared to Milton." #AmReading #Bookworm #Bibliophile #BookChick
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Show me what you got
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@catallaxer Obviously you're a complete twat. I consider myself luck to be able to block you, and I pity the people actually in your life.
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Looking at some of the selfies on here, I think someone should call Willy Wonka and tell him the Umpa Lumpas have escaped!
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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"Pacey and there’s enough of a hook early or to keep you turning the pages long past bedtime" http://t.co/BZWl2HbcDc http://t.co/CYYbTjrMBu
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My next read. Okay Vaughan Humphries, do your stuff! http://t.co/ER3ORrIjld http://t.co/0qReij6cP2
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Another kindle cracker I can't wait to dive into. http://t.co/ATRc83SHvQ
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@Crazy_Sexy_Life
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Not sure if you missed me over the last few days, was suspended for pornography. The header pic of girl with books painted on her :/ WTF?
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I just refreshed page and my timeline was filled with Arabs. I know there's a joke in there somewhere if I just look hard enough.
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