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Crazy Chris here, of Driven to Win Video-Gameshow! Keep your eyes peeled for posts about my progress and showtimes!

Orlando, FL
Joined March 2019
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@CraziestChris
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10 months
@glaser_holly @buttonslives "O you who have believed, obey Allah and ...those in authority among you. And if you disagree over anything [BETWEEN THE LAND AND ALLAH], refer it to Allah and the Messenger..." TRANSLATION: follow the laws, except the ones Islam doesn't like.
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@HarmfulOpinion The tree throws less shade at you.
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@PicturesFoIder What a horrifying thing for a baby to experience. The animal agriculture industry is evil.
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@PicturesFoIder The fish: bro, this used to be a nice neighborhood before humans started shitting in front of us.
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@Real_RobN @hodgetwins @yehuda_miller So Donald Trump will be the first President in US history to win election 3 times.
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@NoCapFights Same vibe
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@JoshLekach White guy reacting the exact same way. There's something funny going on in the front.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE @Hynek_Maneuver If a cassowary wants your sandwich, it's wise to a abandon your sandwich.
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@TheBreakingRprt @crazyclipsonly Rule #1 about the Council of Karens: You don't talk about the Council of Karens.
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@zakisolja @OliLondonTV Thomas Sowell is one of the best minds ever gifted to America.
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@jacksonhinklle *After robbing American students of the opportunities and educations they paid for, pro-Hamas demonstrators were rightly hospitalized.* Fixed your headline for you, bro.
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@BlimpyBubble @benonwine Everything Hitler did in Germany was legal. Legality is an appeal to authority, not an argument.
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@MarinaMedvin Florida represent! Yes, this man's a boss. Though this is my first time seeing he's actually a Terminator.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Deeply sick people. That kid's gonna be cursed.
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@MarinaMedvin When they break out the pepper spray... so satisfying... like popping a zit.
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@MarinaMedvin This seems performative though. Why is the camera person focused on them above the camera person's own safety?
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@wilderpatriot "99% of women will love it." 99% will also reject you. 🙃
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@rao_zam @PicturesFoIder Good idea, go patent it before someone steals it.
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@UltraDane GENIUS troll sign. Takes on 2 opposite meanings. "Stop hate OF whites." "Stop hate BY whites." Automatically taken as the intent of the person complaining. A copycat of a well established troll.
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@Caleb_nightpure @PicturesFoIder When humans eat animals, they have an option not to. Cruelty by its most utter definition is dependent on being a choice. These chicks don't get to live their lives. The males get tossed into a grinder while alive. Equally if not more horrifying than being eaten alive, and done
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@schuld_eth @NoCapFights Video is a psy-op to make us lose sight of the fact this song sucks.
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@NoCapFights A good bit of pressure to the knee will clear the problem right up.
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@RealJamesWoods @amazon Meanwhile, probably shipped complimentary keffiyehs with every Free Palestine bumper sticker...
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@RadioGenoa In a sane society, a passing motorcyclist would stop to help the woman, not the person flogging her to death.
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@EP_AnimalLovers @isntayo The people who jump into it to save others without thinking of themselves are a different breed.
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@dc_flake I see potential.
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@hodgetwins @hodgetwins This is a friendly warning, if you ever subject me to anything this traumatizing again, I will have to block you for my own mental well-being.
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@streetfighthard Also... this is why you NEVER apologize to the mob. You're validating the notion that you intended to offend them, and they feed on that. He's actively apologizing, and his apology is getting rejected, and then he gets clocked. Hope he pressed charges. If anyone ever earned
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@ImKnotTheOne @ImKnotTheOne The Abraham Accords are literally the most significant headway that has ever been made toward consolidating peace in the middle east, and was Trumpian policy. But, keep crying like you ever did as much.
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@GovRonDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis If we're gonna pay teachers more, can we at least weed out the leftists among them harder? It's best not to profit the left.
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@SurtiMubashir @historyinmemes The full story missing from this clip is that he had financed a Lincoln to do Uber black and then the platform changed to say that Lincoln town cars were no longer black vehicles. So he lost money putting miles on a car he couldn't make use out of after that.
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@GandhiAOC @crazyclips_ I fully endorse this and much more against Whole Foods hot bar thieves.
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5 months
@brutalfightz It's a seizure, my huskies to get them. His were triggered by low blood sugar, we were able to reduce their frequency with Karo syrup. Of course he was on phenobarbital as well, but if you are medicating it, you still need to make sure it doesn't become excessive in their blood,
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@AbelGom49271329 @AmiriKing They should have charged the puncher with the injury to the bystander. The felony murder rule should have an equivalent for physical injury.
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@Sunny_Burl_Daze @Leeleeliberty11 You can tell they are under an awning, but OK…
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@RealCrazyFight_ MUSLIMS: We love and follow Jesus. JESUS: He who is without sin, cast the first stone. MUSLIMS: You got it, boss! (Ululating) JESUS: Jesus fucking Christ.
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@PicturesFoIder It's actually a tort. Because it's going to affect business. That's illegal.
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@RedCollectiveUK @visegrad24 @RedCollectiveUK lol Imagine comparing an unmotivated eradication of 66% of European Jews, to the death of about 1/2 of 1% of Palestinian Arabs after an incursion by them, by a country that does NOT round up its own ethnic Palestinian citizens and gas them. Mental gymnast.
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@againstgrmrs Mob justice of the slow and unpleasant sort.
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@FightMate Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them fight shirtless in Walmart.
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@omorogiec @PicturesFoIder Assaulting toddlers is not part of his job.
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@theminigad @RadioGenoa We finally found a future where the US goes to war with Canada.
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@MaximuSure @OliLondonTV How quickly you forget Saddam's invasion of Kuwait... the Iran-Iraq war...
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@moethajib2 @tradingMaxiSL @PicturesFoIder Yup. That's what happens when you keep asking nicely and never escalate.
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@1drcole I'd rather vote for a single felon than for a man who enables and imports felons by the thousands.
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@UltraDane The chair came from Africa. Before them, we all stood all the time. It was awful.
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@bier_junge @HarmfulOpinion It has layers to it. Two. It has two layers.
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@RadioGenoa Give her what she wants. Mass ignoring. She can't survive without engagement farming.
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@HandsomeRandall @RyanShead I don't know, why don't you tell us the precise figure?
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@bstrat515 @NoCapFights He's already swiping :P
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@MrAndyNgo How's that whole "no guns" thing working out for ya?
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@stairwayto3dom Only one side TARGETS kids: Hamas. Israel has collateral damage. Different categories. Plenty of proof of this from Hamas on the HamasDid Telegram.
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@tedcruz "I can't afford ads," he said, in-an-ad-ingly.
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@RadioGenoa Kid's just there,like, "Sir, would you like to buy snacks and keychains to help my school's football team?"
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@Bubblebathgirl Tell the truth, the student got arrested.
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@LailaPalestini1 Imagine being part of the most aggressive colonizer ethnicity on the planet and then telling Jews to get out of a space that got colonized by said colonizer ethnicity (Arab), when that space is 13% the size of Florida.
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@iamyesyouareno Make public executions great again.
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@StrayCatAgain @OSiiNT @Old_SchoolEddie @MrAndyNgo Arabs reject UN Israel with modest borders and gang up. Israel gets bigger. Arabs gang up again. 6 days later, Israel gets bigger. Arafat rejects 2 state solution. Israel gets stronger. Don't marry a Palestinian. They have a learning disability. At least Egypt figured it out.
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3 months
@elonmusk @stclairashley @elonmusk I'm generally on your side, but when it comes to primate testing, maybe sit this one out...
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@flygriz @MarinaMedvin Sometimes, God just REALLY wants you to die and turns you into a novelty gag birthday candle.
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@MarinaMedvin The Arabs never got a state because they refused EVERY offer that included Israel.
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@lporiginalg What if he didn't qualify it with "crude?"
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@TexanExiled @TippingOddsLV @hellosami Toss your drink on someone's nice suit and you get what you get.
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@lporiginalg The white supremacists and leftist Nazis are unhappy with India's endorsement of Israel, I believe.
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@TONYxTWO Please tell me that's Falkor's theme
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@TheInsiderPaper If you wish to know where the mother lode is, look no further than the homes of Ilhan Omar's and Rashida Tlaib's constituents in Minnesota and Michigan.
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@ayeejuju Yeah, a buck an inch is ludicrous.
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@OopsGuess @visegrad24 They already have their own ancestral lands they'll be keeping, but thank you for your suggestion. Please print out all future suggestions and deposit them into the suggestion box located conveniently by the fireplace.
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@iAmOddabellatay @Shayor19 @streetfighthard So... he shoots him as he's fleeing... And the mother tries to get him to shoot the girlfriend for egging the guy on.... after arming a child... And the charges were dropped??? Feels like a set of double standards being applied.
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@ZioLiar666 @HopeHunk @RadioGenoa No, it's hella because of migration. Your argument: you don't get bullied if you act tough. The reality: this shit was low frequency before importing savages. So, if getting beat up by gangs is a new phenomenon, one must conclude the people imported to do so are why.
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@UltraDane Let me guess, they'll play it off as "mental illness."
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@Sassafrass_84 @CollinRugg I've heard him speak out against transgender ism, what have you observed him say to the contrary?
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@BoyPigeon @lporiginalg Because every obnoxious leftist college BLM ideologue and otherwise are in the CONSTANT process of painting a false narrative, and they need to be constantly reminded of the reality that cuts against it. They'll constantly use affirmation bias to paint EVERY police involved
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@RadioGenoa I guess the hope is they'll leave if they are constantly reminded they are unwelcome.
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@Poet_MR_McNeely @historyinmemes I thought he was injecting an antifungal because the egg is exposed...
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@libsoftiktok @libsoftiktok I would rather vote for one felon than for a man who enables and imports felons by the thousands.
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@schwagerTV @KHQLocalNews Here's a hot tip: if you don't want tire marks on your mural, don't paint it on the road.
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@MatthewAkoo @ClownWorld_ It's a rewardishment.
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@OliLondonTV Enjoy losing your tourism money, I guess.
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@AjRockatansky @RealJamesWoods Chicanery is a good word.
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@libsoftiktok 17? I wouldn't categorize that as pedophilia. It detracts from victims of actual pedophilia. A 17 year old male is not due the same proportion of emptional outrage that an 11 year old female is.
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@JaneotN I'm voting for the party that doesn't use the exception to justify the rule, thanks.
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@lporiginalg The least surprising thing when she turns around is the Sonic shirt.
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@OliLondonTV @camhigby Hitler Youth. They went from daycare campuses to Hitler Youth.
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@cricketfacts08 @AMAZlNGNATURE Man purchases quail egg and lies about rescue for engagement.
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@GiovaLondo @Caleb_nightpure @PicturesFoIder People are periodically convinced by arguments and debate. Engaging in them is not a waste of time. If one person is convinced, an act of good has been done. You're saying "be an activist or something." Well, that is what an activist does. They make arguments intended to
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@RadioGenoa RESET BUTTON GO
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@libsoftiktok @jk_rowling Islamists are using western sentiments against it. The first step is to censor what you can say under the guise of good intentions. The next step is to change what can be said so it only fits one narrative. The next step is to import like thinkers and displace everyone else,
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@REZ_CEO @MarioNawfal Oh, they do much worse. I think the world would rather fancy trading for this.
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@VoteBidenOut @EndWokeness White liberals, yes. Fatherlessness is a product of the welfare state.
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@flipflopwife @MarinaMedvin REALLY? You don't see anything violent about the glorification of the 10/7 attacks (Al-Aqsa Flood) and the obfuscation (outright lie) of it being purely a military-focused attack? This's outright an endorsement of genocide pretending to be about freedom.
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@FounderQuinn @FightHaven "I was sleep walkin and I got shot!" Lol
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@HorrorGorl Let me guess. When a vegan tells you you shouldn't eat meat because of cruelty, you default to "can't give up chicken/cheese/red meat."
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@RobHasSpoken @lporiginalg @Doembon The mechanical ice cream scooper and peanut butter.
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@PenlandKW @joncoopertweets I don't know what constitutional right you have to dictate that others' money should fund what should be your personal responsibility.
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