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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Shouts to Cowdenbeath's Jordan Garden for conceding the greatest penalty of this, or any other, season -

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@CraigGTelfer

3 years

That concludes the best tweets of 2021. Thank you for everyone for taking part 🤝 Please celebrate it by watching the greatest video of the summer:

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@CraigGTelfer

4 years

I've missed the feeling of waking up early on a Sunday morning to watch match highlights from the lower leagues - and I've been duly rewarded by some marks at the Ayr United-Queen of the South game bodying Stephen Dobbie for having a small cock!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

10 months

𝗔𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 I didn't care much for Ricky Gervais' latest special. 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗚𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 Another offended woke left snowflake 😂 As if Ricky cares what you think 😂 He's a very wealthy and successful comedian.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

One of the all-time greatest Stenhousemuir FC moments: the time Sean Higgins absolutely rattled the garbage Rangers TV commentator -

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@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Shout out to Ayr United's Jack Ruddy for this sensational display of goalkeeping. Lower-league Scottish football, bloody hell!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

6 years

This is a second 40-second supercut of big Gordon Ramsay going: "X? More like Y!" on Kitchen Nightmares. World-class banter, ahoy!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Looking forward to working with you, Ian!

Ian Fitzpatrick

@Ianiesta8

3 years

Absolutely thrilled to be joining @StenhousemuirFC initially leading their media team. There’s an amazing team and community spirit at the club off the park, and I’m looking forward to helping them grow their resources to help build a team that can do the same on the park. 🙌🏻

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

8 years

Here's a one-minute supercut of big Gordon Ramsay going: "X? More like Y!" Some great stuff in here!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 months

Ladies and gentlemen: please rise for the national anthem! 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄! ⚽️ 🤝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Let me get this straight... You’re telling me that Falkirk FC, a full-time team in a part-time division, have finished the year in fifth place, recorded one of their worst seasons of all time, and will spend a third consecutive term in League 1? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

This is, quite simply, the worst club statement I have ever read in my life. "The management team is familiar with David’s career and background and – in particular – his footballing ability." Just shameful, gutless stuff. Fuck off, Raith Rovers.

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@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Delighted to report that Stenhousemuir FC will unanimously reject Rangers and Celtic’s colt team proposal. While they are broadly in favour of “trying something new”, beyond a paltry £15,000 payment, there is not a single benefit to the club or to League 2.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Am I annoyed Stenhousemuir FC's excellent Scottish Cup victory over Peterhead has been overshadowed by events elsewhere? Yes, of course. Has the blow been softened by the fact I am filming a television show with three Heart of Midlothian supporters all day tomorrow? Yes, it has!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 month

Stranraer FC's highlights package: simply, the very best in the SPFL!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Is there anything better for your men’s mental health than five-a-side football? You don’t fret about the past, you don’t worry about the future - it’s just you and nine good brothers running around, scoring goals and having a great time. The very best sport on the planet 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Simply: the greatest 90 minutes I have seen from Scotland. From the first kick of the ball until the final whistle, a gigantic, incredible performance. Every single man on that pitch played like a colossus. What a football team. What a night!

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@CraigGTelfer

7 months

Today is the best day of my life. I’ve waited 20 years for this and it’s even better than I could have ever imagined. What an extraordinary feeling! What a club! What a bunch of boys!

Stenhousemuir FC

@StenhousemuirFC

7 months

𝟵𝟬 +𝟯’ || 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 WE'VE DONE IT - STENHOUSEMUIR FOOTBALL CLUB ARE CHAMPIONS!! SFC 0-0 EFFC || #WarriorsInAction ⚔️

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@CraigGTelfer

4 years

If Rangers and Celtic want their no-hope teenagers to kick about in the lower leagues, they should do the decent thing and loan them out to Brechin City and Albion Rovers instead of endlessly persisting with these miserable proposals. A garbage idea with no tangible benefits!

Scottish Sun Sport

@scotsunsport

4 years

EXCLUSIVE: Celtic and Rangers willing to pay £3️⃣million to BUY spaces in SPFL pyramid for Colt teams Full story here 👇

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if Rangers and Celtic want to give their no-hope kiddies a run out, send them out on loan to real football clubs. Don’t stink up the lower leagues with terrible colt sides, a concept with no tangible benefits for the game as a whole 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

So what better way to wrap up this wonderful five-year relationship than with a compilation video! Please watch it with the sound turned to maximum. Thank you!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Today I am embarking on the 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗴𝗼𝘄 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲! I will visit all 19 football grounds within the city (plus two notable locations) on foot. It’s about 30 miles all in and will take 10 hours. Let’s see how we go! 🤝

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@CraigGTelfer

1 year

Ladies and gentleman, please stand for the national anthem! 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬! 🫡🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

In bits at Rory McAllister celebrating scoring against Raith Rovers with a dab, and then the wee ballboy copying him -

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@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Simply: the greatest performance I’ve ever seen from Scotland. A European heavyweight thumped and embarrassed for 90 minutes by our national team. A 10/10 display from every single player but especially Ryan Porteous, John McGinn and Grant Hanley. 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 months

Ladies and gentlemen, once more, and certainly not for the final time this summer, please stand for the national anthem! Let's make history! 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

This is, by some distance, the worst goal I've seen any team concede so far this season. Absolutely spellbinding stuff on so many levels.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Hell yeah 💉

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@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Jim White

@JimWhite

2 years

Kick-off almost upon us! The @RangersFC support ready here in Seville 🏆 #FRARAN

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Five years and several hundred Twitter bios later, it’s all over. It’s been a good run!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

I was at a loose end today so I decided to walk to every football ground in Glasgow. It took me three hours and 44 seconds and I had a great time!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

8 years

Heard you spent well over the £5 limit on the office Secret Santa for that girl you fancy. Her and her boyfriend had a good laugh at you.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

There’s only one way to describe this: big boy’s shit. @Rylan , thank you 🤝

A View from the Terrace

@TheTerraceTV

2 years

A message for @CraigGTelfer from our king himself. @Rylan 👑🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight… you’re telling me that Falkirk FC, a full-time team in a part-time division, lost to a side managed by one of the worst managers in their history, to consign them to a fourth consecutive season in League 1? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight... just 259 punters turned up last night to watch Rangers' kiddies' side play Dumbarton? There is a really credulous "Boris Johnson's Brexit bus" energy associated with "the Old Firm colts will generate interest and bring in fans!" thickos. A myth!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

So you’re telling me that Falkirk FC, in their biggest game of the season, were thumped by Cove Rangers, a part-time team who have only been in the SPFL for just two seasons, and led by the worst manager in the Bairns’ history? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 year

As a media personality, I’m used to my fair share of stick on the terraces and online. But Dumbarton fans chanting “you’re just a shit Paul Hartley!” at me today is unacceptable. It is cruel and it has hurt me in ways the perpetrators couldn’t have imagined. Requesting privacy.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Fair play to Murdo MacLeod for giving the most couldn't-give-a-solitary-fuck Q+A of all time -

Dumbarton FC

@Dumbartonfc

5 years

Who is your favourite player in the current ‘season’?

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Tonight’s match was one of the greatest I’ve ever been to. The noise, the colour, the second-half performance, the last-minute winner - it was all absolutely sensational stuff from the first kick of the ball till the final whistle. Qatar 2022? Make way for Scotland, baby! 🚀

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

You simply have to say "fair play" to Raymond McKinnon and the way he's conducted himself at Falkirk FC. He cost the club a six-figure sum to hire him, he clumsily oversaw their relegation, and he's watched his side consistently jobbing in League 1. Ray - fair play! 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight... Scottish football can develop, grow and improve... by allowing Rangers and Celtic to field children's sides in the lower leagues... starring Colombian teenagers?! It's a new one on me but let's see how it goes! 🤠

Rangers B & Academy

@RFC_Youth

3 years

📝 #RangersFC are delighted to announce the signing of Juan Alegria from FC Honka on a three-year deal for an undisclosed fee. 👋 Welcome to Rangers, Juan.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

18 days

I'm absolutely delighted to see Nicky Devlin called up to the Scotland squad! In the summer of 2014, Scott Booth released him from Stenhousemuir and told him he "wasn't confident enough". Ten years later, he's playing for the national team. What a story. What a player! 👑

Scotland National Team

@ScotlandNT

18 days

Steve Clarke has named his Scotland squad for our UEFA Nations League matches against Croatia and Portugal later this month. ➡️ Read more: #CROSCO | #SCOPOR

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

6 years

The thought of Falkirk FC supporters gleefully cheering on their team after scoring a 92nd-minute penalty, and then watching on in dismay as they concede a spot kick of their own four minutes later, is just word class.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Ray McKinnon's post-match interview is just wonderful stuff but I would especially like this short segment liquidised and injected directly into my veins -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 year

So let me get this straight… you’re telling me that Falkirk FC, a full-time team in a part-time division, have just been comprehensively humiliated in the play-offs and are consigned to spend a 𝘧𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 in League 1? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

GOAT moment in the history of the Challenge Cup:

Queen of the South

@OfficialQosFC

2 years

10 years ago🏆🤩

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

You simply have to say "fair play" to Robbie Muirhead for picking up the worst red card of the season - you just can't get away with that kind of thing these days. Fair play!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

It absolutely warps my mind that anyone could vote for the Conservative Party. A really nasty, unpleasant bunch of lads. Please do the right thing and get them out on Thursday 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Wow, Falkirk FC’s stirring victory over the worst side in League 1 to all but secure a fifth-place finish in a part-time division has really shut me up! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Miguel Delaney

@MiguelDelaney

4 years

Theory: if a manager overdresses for a match, you know his team are done for, as they're just too delighted to be there.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

6 years

Why can't pitch invaders be jolly sorts, like this tubby funster?

Tell Him He's Pelé

@tellhimhespele

6 years

2⃣4⃣ | We finish our lower-league advent calendar with the greatest eight-second clip the sport has ever seen -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

I will always go into bat for lower-league teams, especially lower-league teams with tradition and that add something to the SPFL, but that's plenty from Brechin City now, off you pop, thanks a lot 🤝

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@CraigGTelfer

4 months

Been absolutely done here

Reece Robertson

@reecerobertson5

4 months

All the way to Frankfurt and the @LarbertTA bump into @CraigGTelfer

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 year

Pixellot... the AI-automated cameras bringing you the very best of the action!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

I’m very pleased to see that Stenhousemuir FC comprehensively bodied Dundee United’s godawful children’s team this evening. The sooner the powers-that-be realise no-one likes the Premiership’s silly B teams and no-one wants them in the SPFL or the Challenge Cup, the better!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

You simply have to say "fair play" to Mr Dave Cormack for giving the most embarrassing interview to the BBC since the time Prince Andrew said he couldn't sweat after overdosing on adrenaline in the Falklands. Mr Dave Cormack - fair play!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem 🫡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight… you’re telling me that Falkirk FC, with their brand new manager, a “proper Falkirk man”, no less, in his first game in Grangemouth, lost to a COVID-hit Clyde, who were missing their best player? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

I'm staying at Robert Borthwick's parents' house this evening in anticipation of an early-morning train ride to Liverpool tomorrow. I'm looking forward to explaining to his mum and dad why I talk to their son like garbage on regional BBC television every week.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

I am going to print out this statement, shred it into tiny little pieces of paper, sprinkle it on my dinner - and thoroughly enjoy ingesting it! "As a club, we must do what we've always done, let our performances on the pitch do the talking" - how's that worked out for you!

Falkirk FC

@FalkirkFC

4 years

📝 Statement in full 👇

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

This afternoon I have paid for a stream that did not work, Stenhousemuir FC were bodied by one of the smallest sides in the country, and I’ve lost out on the Eamonn Brophy Lone Wolf Trophy to a chancer old enough to be my father. So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

The Lowland League is a deeply stupid division and the SPFL should refuse to engage with it until it sorts itself out. No-one really wants the colt teams, no-one likes them, but here we are for a third season. I'd be simply mortified if my club had to participate in this league!

The Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland League

@OfficialSLFL

2 years

We can confirm that members have voted in favour of including B teams for season 2023/24. This vote comes following the Pyramid Review undertaken by the Scottish FA this season.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Let me get this straight… you’re telling me that Falkirk Football Club thought they’d won their match against Alloa Athletic after opening the scoring in the 88th minute… only to concede an equaliser immediately after kick-off? How embarrassing! 😅

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@CraigGTelfer

3 years

The Scottish National Team have made a grotesque mistake in calling up Zander Clark. Mark my words, this is the thin end of the wedge. Give St Johnstone fans an inch and they will take a mile. What next? Caps for Callum Booth and Chris Kane? Do me a favour!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

"𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝" Please stand for the national anthem:

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@CraigGTelfer

3 years

In bits @ the loser's loser, Mr Jim Spence, and his obligation to mention his daft Uncle Alf whenever Germany are playing on the telly -

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@CraigGTelfer

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Rangers Football Club

@RangersFC

11 years

'74 - GOAL: Sean Higgins shoots beyond Bell who managed to get a hand to it, but not enough to stop the penalty. It's 3:3 at Ibrox.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

The prospect of John Hughes relegating Dunfermline Athletic is both tantalising and utterly thrilling. I sincerely hope this “proper football man” takes them down! 🐻🤝⬇️

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Shout out to everyone who watched @TheTerraceTV over the last 10 weeks! Your kind comments have warmed this old mark’s heart (while the negative ones have upset my parents, who read them using a text-to-speech programme). We’ll be back shortly, bigger and better than ever 🤝

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@CraigGTelfer

6 months

Stranraer (a)

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@CraigGTelfer

1 year

I have a busy day at work tomorrow, a day that requires a very early start, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that I'll be staying up to 12am with the sole intention of watching Falkirk TV's highlights package.

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@CraigGTelfer

4 years

The last day of filming A View from the Terrace; the last day of seeing the most painstaking job in all of show business in action -

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@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Current mood:

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@CraigGTelfer

3 years

Simply: the worst performance from an SPFL side in the last decade. I cannot think of anything that comes close. Falkirk FC are bringing new and exciting dimensions to the word “humiliation”. I can’t quite believe what I’ve just seen, so I’ll have to watch it again!

Queen's Park FC

@queensparkfc

3 years

🎥 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙅𝙊𝙔 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙄𝙓 🔥 Watch the best of the action from yesterday's demolition of Falkirk as goals from Louis Longridge, Luca Connell, Charlie Fox, Luis Longstaff and a double from Liam Brown fired the Spiders to a 6-0 victory at Firhill!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Am I annoyed that Stenhousemuir FC lost their fourth game in a row? Yes, of course I am. Has the blow been softened by the fact that Falkirk FC lost a 93rd-minute winner to another rag-tag gang of part-time jobbers and dropped to fourth in League 1? Yes, 100 per cent.

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@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Today marks the four-year anniversary of the time Scotzine were considering crowdfunding to take the website and their coverage to the next level -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

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Throughout the discussion surrounding the reviled "Colt teams" issue, the point I find the most grotesque is the accusation that part-time clubs in Scotland are "holding back the game". If anyone is holding back the game in Scotland, it's certainly not Peterhead or Brechin City!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

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You simply have to say "fair play" to Cove Rangers. From a position of relative strength they sacked their manager, brought back a flailing Paul Hartley, chucked good money on past-their-best jobbers and ended up finishing bottom of the Championship. Cove Rangers - fair play! 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

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𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 Please rise for the national anthem! 🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Friday night / Sunday morning -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Lower-league Scottish football is the best kind of football. It really does separate the men from the boys -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight… Falkirk FC, who were thumped 6-0 last weekend and appointed a “proper Falkirk man” no-one’s ever heard of at bedtime last night, lost once again today to a team managed by one of the worst coaches in their modern history? How embarrassing! 😅

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 year

Meeting Craig Brown has been a high point since we started working on A View from the Terrace. It’s been touching to read the tributes to him today. Everyone’s had the same positive experience we did - he was funny, charming, generous with his time and very sound. An icon! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

Ladies and gentleman, please stand for the national anthem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

3 years

So let me get this straight... you're telling me the SPFL bowed to complaints from a troupe of insecure Old Firm fans and waved through technology that will actively make Scottish football poorer and make the matchday experience worse for supporters? How embarrassing! 😅

Raman Bhardwaj

@ramanbhardwajTV

3 years

SPFL clubs vote in favour of VAR. STV has learned 41 clubs vote yes, 1 club voted no

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

2 years

If, at any point, I approach something that even comes close to approximating this vibe, please smother me with a large pillow. Cheers 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

You simply have to say "fair play" to Neil Francis Lennon. I backed his Celtic side, on regional BBC television, no less, to beat Saint Mirren, at home, and was duly embarrassed after they were comprehensively bodied by the Buddies. Neil Francis Lennon - fair play!

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Huge "finding a document in Resident Evil" vibes to this graphic -

Annan Athletic FC

@AnnanAthleticFC

5 years

🗣 "Pleased to see a reaction from last week" The manager spoke after yesterday's game.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Friday night / Sunday morning -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

7 years

Fair play to Stenhousemuir's new signings, Mick and Ross Dunlop, for signing for the club in what appears to be a McDonald's restaurant -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

Am I annoyed Stenhousemuir FC were obliterated by Cove Rangers this afternoon? Yes, of course I am. Has the blow been softened by Falkirk FC imploding, yet again, to a gang of part-time jobbers and one of the worst sides in League 1? You know what, it has, yes.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

5 years

I have successfully downloaded Football Manager 2020 and I am about to embark on my greatest quest: I will spend all of Mr Willie Haughey's pocket money in taking the newly professional Queen's Park FC from Scottish League 2 to Champions League winners! Join me! ⚽️🤝🏆

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Roger Mitchell is a horrible old cunt. It’s astonishing to think he ever held a position of influence in our game and that certain football writers think he still has anything worth saying. Fuck him and fuck this tweet.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Shout out to @IsiahWhitlockJr for sending over a bobblehead! It’s gone straight into the trophy cabinet on A View from the Terrace! I look forward to you coming over to a @StenhousemuirFC game at some point in the future 🤝

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

8 years

Here's a 30-second supercut of big Gordon Ramsey going: "Wow!" when presented with his dinner -

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

1 year

I found myself at a loose end today and walked to every stop on the Glasgow Subway. It was a complete waste of time and I didn’t enjoy myself, especially when I had to double-back after realising the walkway at the Clyde Tunnel was closed. I would not recommend it 👎

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

9 years

Yer da started singing "Here come the girls!" at the women in his office as they left for their big Christmas night out.

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Craig G Telfer

@CraigGTelfer

4 years

Me irl gearing up to watch Stenhousemuir FC play for the sixth time in 12 days -

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