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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

1 year

“Yes May I have 3 jager bombs please”

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Captain Underpants

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10 months

Josh giddy pulling up to his chicks crib

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

#thereturn x #therecruit 👀👀👀

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Captain Underpants

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4 months

And people say white people don’t have struggles

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Captain Underpants

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8 months

Gonna rewatch this game everyday for the rest of my life

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Captain Underpants

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10 months

Kolek on the bus ride home as thoughts of the PCBC tweets flood into his dreams

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Captain Underpants

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8 months

Fucking MINDSET #gloriousking

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

The leaning tower of zyn

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

Hop off my piece big Tony’s, and while ur at it, give a bobcat special

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Captain Underpants

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7 months

Punta cana is so beautiful this time of year

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Captain Underpants

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3 months

Ummm arguably the hardest photos of all time

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

@SleazyEBurner Need a pc burner realm where we recreate all of Providence campus

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

10 months

Pursuing a degree in yapping

Tyler Kolek

@KolekTyler

10 months

I just learned how to read 🥲

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Captain Underpants

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8 months

Cool to see all these people with girlfriends on my feed

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

I think this is the only fair way to describe sophomore year #boom #bigjustice

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

#thevest

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

10 months

I want to buy this so bad, would feel like such a savage walking around campus with this thing

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Captain Underpants

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10 months

Tyler Kolek getting quizzed by his tutors

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

I was nominated by @FoxyLadyy_ for the #fantawindmillchallenge I nominate @emotionalfriar @j0besy let’s see some slams gentleman

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Due to the bruins recent loss I am no longer able to worship heinen, however I have found the nba equivalent #rollhauser

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

“Sir, the keg is empty”

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

For all the marbles, punishment is a 7am to 9pm shift at ray, please keep me in my prayers

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

The climb to 200 continues #sooncome

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

3 months

Trump is mogging Biden so hard rn, +a gazillion aura

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

Everywhere I go, I see ur face

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

The climb for the black stone continues #sooncome

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

10 months

I wish Kolek could do math so he could know just how fucking badly they just lost

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

“Can’t wait for punta Cana” Me ripping beers at a ski mountain:

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

Beers and Livvy, nice. #mindsetting

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Captain Underpants

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2 months

Get this Georgetown stuff off of my notifications

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

Boots on the fucking ground.

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Drinking bud heavy just makes me want to beat the shit out of my wife

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Captain Underpants

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10 months

Live look at bhop vs uri on Saturday

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

@dunk_not_amp Joes kegger will be the greatest time of ur life

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

An ode to my civ final: Get bent.

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

3 months

Honey I’m home

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

“I have no rizz, I’m like shaq at the free throw line” BARS. Devin Masson, u get more and more relatable with every vid man

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

11 months

“Ah yea bartender put me down for 4 jager bombs pwease”

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

4 months

Beers and car crashes, a white boys wet dream

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

4 months

Guys my friends dog has Down syndrome, isn’t that sick

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Mood after the bruins lose game 6 and I now have to rewrite my civ research paper #nahwedonewithciv

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

Got drunk last night and showed off the quarantine Minecraft world to @Mike_honch0_ @friardah @EatonDick02908 , dude shit

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

Just finished up skiing for the first time in 5 years, I think I’ll stick to grinding chel and jerking off from now on

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

Showing up piss drunk to this

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

11 months

My 9:30 stats class is officially gonna be optional the rest of the semester per me, and there’s nothing that the left can do about it

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

Kyle Foregard of the Full Senderz EASHL team to the box, 5 minutes for fighting

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

I NEED fonts in a mask on Saturday

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

Peppermint 6mg zyns You Have To Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

4 months

Sat next to a black family at my brothers graduation, the energy was fucking electric

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

FUCKING SUIT!

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Black sheep has turned into the left, glad that I’m one semester away from being a full time brads resident

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

One year ago today the Guzman slide of ‘23 took place, what a time to be alive

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

This is march. #schibler

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Really told myself I was gonna not drink and study on a Saturday, can’t believe I almost went full liberal

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

Senior year every house makes a car and bombs the hill

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Captain Underpants

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3 months

You like that shit white boy?

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Captain Underpants

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7 months

#NewProfilePic

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Now this is why people spend more than 20 seconds in the minor leagues

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

John Fanta

@John_Fanta

6 months

No ducking. Only dunking. Let’s go.

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

Nothing like chucking Nelk on the big screen after a long day of skiing

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

Everyone do themself a favor and go watch Devin Masson on YouTube, I’ve watched the video 3 times in 1 hour thanks to twitter

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

“Hows it going everyone, it’s frydee” -Schibler Fire me up Schibs let’s have a night #toga

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

Literally what will the left do if I cop these convertible sweatpants

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Wearing jorts under my toga, they might kill me

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Captain Underpants

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8 months

The masculine urge to pour this red wine all over my white t shirt #josh #nelk

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

Hey selection committee, you guys are FUCKED

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

4 months

Then best duo in the nba, there is no argument now

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

Pub safety just accused us of having an unregistered speaker How doesn’t one register a speaker?

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

@EatonDick02908 Really looking forward to my student9 tickets for the Sox sitting in the bleeders sipping on some Sam Adams

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

I have not slept, but I got hungry.

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Captain Underpants

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7 months

I’d give so much to go back in time to this moment

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

The energy is about to shift

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

Friar.

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

Sunrise challenge #forheinen

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

Hearing freshman talk about how they’re “ripping the ladder tn” will never not be funny

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

Update: holy fucking shit

Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

5 months

My fantasy punishment has been changed to a full tin of zyns in my mouth at once, updates to come

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

11 months

Fucking bananas that I really pulled up to burger bar, bought 2 jager bombs and a beer then spent $5 to chuck this jawn on the aux #banger

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

@PabloEscoball Friar

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

Dude shit

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

Uh you can’t park there pal

Pubity

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8 months

Amelia Earhart’s plane may have been found on the Ocean floor after 87 years

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Captain Underpants

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10 months

They sure did!

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Captain Underpants

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8 months

I literally can’t stop thinking about it

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

Happy Fetty Friday to all who celebrate

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

Slept through my 1:30 class today, kinda impressed with myself

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Captain Underpants

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7 months

I mean that’s just literally the most DePaul thing ever

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

You are going in my belly

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Captain Underpants

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5 months

What a nice lady trying to cheer u up @Mike_honch0_

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

1 year

Oh word the girls are coming, ya I’m gonna head over to the corner of the room and drink while I look at next weeks forecast

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

8 months

“Yes I’ll be your first college kiss that’d be really funny” Devin Masson: *immediately cums everywhere while flexing because he goes to the best party school in the sec

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

Just completed research paper #2 of the week, might be the worst thing I’ve ever written but idc, it’s officially Friday.

Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

6 months

The left fucking hates how close I’m getting to Friday

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Captain Underpants

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1 year

Always love the 5 minutes I spend every Friday morning debating whether or not to go to my first class

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Captain Underpants

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7 months

Save the turtles guys

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

9 months

I took a shit in the bar last night, 2 in fact

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Captain Underpants

@Cpt_Underpants7

7 months

Can’t get over the crowd at the dunk today, couple of gents getting rowdy and everyone else socializing like they’re in an Eaton basement

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Captain Underpants

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6 months

NC State moneyline✅

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