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CJ ✍️

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2 years

Other celebs - naked on billboards to sell CK underwear Jeon Jungkook - they’re soft… colours don’t bleed upon washing…

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2 years

I can’t get over this 😭😭😭

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2 years

If I were Taehyung, I'd have responded with a hot video from my room in Paris, just saying.

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3 years

Taehyung has been warning us about the double bunny for a while now. #taekook

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2 years

My mum read the enlistment news and goes- “But you’re there in S. Korea and you’re a lawyer- can’t you do something?” My maker thinks she birthed an avenger, you all.

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2 years

Hello, Jungkookie, Tannie, TMI, Jungkookie, Bye

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11 months

My countdown page 💜

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2 years

#taekookau ~Easy Ride Up~ Jungkook was a respectable guy. He paid his taxes, called his mum and never eyed a taken man. That is, until he met, Kim Taehyung - his neighbour's fiancé.

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2 years

And then you go complain to Namjoon about us

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1 year

No wonder your boyfriend can’t stop singing about your weekly sexscapades…

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2 years

Is that the universal code for- babe stop talking there’s a camera

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3 years

What is a Jungkook? ❤💜

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3 years

#Taekookau ~First Impressions~ When tycoon Taehyung told his parents- he'll marry whoever they'd pick once he got back from overseas- he didnt expect to come back to his own engagement party When student Jungkook crashed a party, he didn't expect to get entangled with Taehyung

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2 years

You stopped scrolling, didn’t you?

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2 years

Found the reference picture for Taehyung’s cake

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2 years

Listen Tae, this is your moment to prove that ‘Armys are my best-friend’ claim. INTRODUCE US TO YOUR FRIEND TAEHYUNG!

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2 years

#taekookau Jungkook wasn’t the biggest fan of parties, but this one was thrown by his own roommate Tae hated being alone on Christmas, the party in the apt above just adding to woes “CUT IT OUT FCKERS” he screamed from the balcony “Woah! Sorry, but language!”a voice answered

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2 years

To everyone who threw Tae under the bus yesterday - I wish you a lifetime of bad haircuts, bad wi-fi, crooked eyeliner, food spills on white clothes. I also wish that you always wave back at the person who’s is waving at the person behind you. May u fart out loud on ur date

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2 years

Happy Taekook to cleanse your timeline

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3 years

To anyone finding grammatical errors in our work - Fan Fic Writers use an archaic dialect of English. Very rare. Not many people know about it. It's called- I have no time or beta reader.

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3 years

~Flirting 101~ #taekookau Jungkook was struggling with choosing his subjects in the admin office when someone outside the window caught his eye "Whos that?" "Taehyung" the admission lady replied "What's his major?" "Pol Sci"she replied with a smirk "Pol Sci it is then"

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1 year

Dish so deep it sunk ships.

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3 years

Taehyung's manager saw him bending down to pick up a fallen earring on the red carpet "Give it here, I'll locate the owner" He offered "No need" Taehyung smiled "its Jungkook’s" "You sure? I havent seen him yet..." Manager began "I am" Taehyung interrupted, "I bought it for him"

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1 year

The first guy to hear Seven, you all

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11 months

Do you think Yeontan and Bam can do Weverse lives?

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1 year

The way we can all hear this picture in the voice of the guy who's not even in the picture and in a language in which it wasn't even spoken...

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11 months

Say ‘Thank You Taehyung’ into the mic if Kim Taehyung single-handedly saved your mental health today.

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3 years

"Hi! Are you serving a detention too?" Jungkook asked the hot guy in thick glasses. Taehyung chuckled n went back to his book "Aren't you too hot to be in a Library!" Jk said with a smirk. "Arent you too dumb to be in one" Tae said in a bored voice, without even looking up.

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4 years

That does sound like a genuine Hobi reaction to a giant Jungkook.

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2 years

Calvin Klein - I don’t know how to break it to you but this might just be your best advertisement ever -

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1 year

I think plastic redeemed itself today

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4 years

I HAVE SAID IT ONCE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN- GET RID OF FRIGGING PLASTIC!!!!! AAARRGGHHH! #taekook

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4 years

If AUs were real, we'd all have been camping outside Jackson's house to sneak into that party.

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9 months

The way I love this edit!

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2 years

He's a 10 But so is he

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6 months

Taekook want you to stay hydrated

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1 year

#Taekookau ~Peril over a leaf~ Jungkook wasn’t the sort to argue. But he was drunk n rather opinionated about perilla leaves. Taehyung wasn’t the sort to interfere. But the boy on the next table was being loud n absolutely irrational over perilla leaves. Cupid had an idea.

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1 year

An archeologist was explaining to my SO that people of a certain ancient civilisation were sun-worshippers because there were murals of sun on the ruins which were excavated. My SO- “1000 years later when they’ll dig out our house they’d think we worshipped Jungkook”

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3 years

🐯"Which restaurant?" 🐰"The one you liked in the pictures..." 🐯"But wasn't that shut today?" 🐰"Hey, you liked it... I'll make sure it stays open for you..." 🐭"That explains the shirt buttons..." #Taekookau , perhaps 🥸

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2 years

#taekookau ~Love, and other Illusions~ Taehyung didn’t regret falling in love. His only regret was that he could never confess to his friend & bandmate, because he couldn’t jeopardise everything they had worked for… Jungkook was safe in his obliviousness. Until he was not.

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2 years

End of an era. Will miss this Tk pfp

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3 years

#taekookau ~Sold~ Jungkook’s art commissions were piling up at the same rate as his motivation for doing them was depleting. Taehyung, a part timer at an art gallery, was underpaid but overzealous. Cupid, meanwhile, was working overtime, this holiday season.

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1 year

Th in Paris Their version of Th in Paris

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1 year

One ring to rile them all 😭

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2 years

"Oh," Jungkook exclaimed with a tinge of disappointment and was thankful for the elevator doors shutting and saving him from further embarrassment. But that night, he did use his heated pool for the first time ever.

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3 months

Does anyone have that snippet from Run BTS where Tae got caught clicking JKs pictures (after they all had styled each other). And JK giggled I need it for maintaining my haemoglobin and vitamin C levels. Thank you

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4 years

Taekook AU where Actor JK has been chosen to portray baseball player Tae in his biopic and needs to spend 6 months living with the player on his ranch to prepare for the role. Or the one where two accomplished but self-centered men learn to let go of their ego for love!

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1 year

When your day starts and ends with the Kim Taehyung

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3 years

Whosoever made me read ABO, please take responsibility- I just referred to a 'married couple' as a 'mated couple' and my family is giving me all kinds of funny looks.

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3 years

Me going to the tkkers GC right now, like

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2 years

"I thought I told you to go look for a safe place", Jungkook said with a sigh. Taehyung looked up at the umbrella and gave a small teary smile. "This looks like one."

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1 year

Decalcomania and Travel With Me got married in a secret ceremony and now live a low profile life on a private island.

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2 years

"No seriously, what is Jungkook doing? Taehyung doesnt even love him" Yoongi said, sounding annoyed. Jimin caressed his husband's cheek lovingly. "You know Jungkook... He loves unconditionally... its impossible to resist his charm. Taehyung's heart doesn't stand a chance."

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2 years

"I'LL MARRY YOU, YES! ITS A YES! ITS THE BIGGEST YES! JUST GIVE ME THE RING ALREADY! ITS A YES! YOONGI- JIMIN- HE'S PROPOSING! OVER HERE! I SAID YES. MR CHO- DID YOU SEE THIS?" Taehyung groaned and collapsed in a fit of laughter.

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2 years

It took Jungkook a split second to act. He grabbed Yoongi's hand and tugged him away. "HEY! I NEED TO TALK TO TAESUNG!!" Yoongi hollered, making Taehyung’s boyfriend turn around but by then Jungkook had already reached exit leading to the stairs and shut the door behind them.

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1 year

“Everyone heard my music But only he could hear my silence”

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1 year

해돋이

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1 year

A great man once said- “Jungkook is the best singer in Korea so far I’m concerned”

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2 years

"Perfect!" Taehyung said gleefully, "please don't offer him any discounts though- he can pay!" "Duly noted. Anything else," Jungkook said bowing his head. Taehyung took a step towards Jungkook and gave him a small hug. "Please don't judge him... and well, thank you!"

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2 years

And as the car gained momentum, Jungkook saw Taehyung through his rear view mirror- still standing where he had left him- laughing and shaking his head. It was 9 am on a Monday and Jungkook felt like he had already won the week.

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1 year

Pov- when ur boyfriend announces to the whole world at 3am that he misses you so much, so you respond with a shirtless video

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2 years

At 32, Jungkook was one of the youngest Partners at his law firm- which implied at least 3 things- he was bright, worked really hard and surely had no life outside of work.

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"I wanted to be in love but didn't want to be a homewrecker. Now I am both," Taehyung said wryly. "Its so stupid to want someone who you can't have, isn't it?" Jungkook threw his head back and laughed at the irony "It is. So stupid", he repeated quietly.

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2 years

Imagine this had dropped in 2018. We’d have d-worded in disbelief 😭

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3 years

Jungkook said I'll dress emo, vibe to punk and do ballet, so good luck with stereotyping.

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2 years

Guys, I think that one C brand model and that other C brand model are an item

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4 years

Btw, that's Taehyung’s face when he likes an interviewer! @LiamMcEwan

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3 years

"Why's the manager angry?" "Because I wasn't wearing a shirt..." "So?" "So he asked me why I was walking around top-less?" "And?" "And I said- I can't possibly be with my boyfriend 24/7, can I?" #taekookau

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2 years

Taehyung laughed and Jungkook looked at him longer than he intended to. He envied people who could hold casual conversations so easily because he absolutely couldn't. He had been told that he always ended up sounding distant and disinterested even if he didnt intend to.

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3 years

This genre of Jimin pictures is called- 'Yeah. I know. But they're family.'

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2 years

Wearing this in court today 💜

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2 years

"Oh... so you are visiting your family" Jungkook asked, taking note of the floor Taehyung was exiting on. "Yeah- sort of. My boyfriend lives here", Taehyung replied brightly, right before the elevator doors closed shut.

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2 years

Taehyung was kissing him, holding him close and making small breathy noises which were making Jungkook’s knees weak. He might not say it loud but he knew that he could have sugary ice cream sundaes for the rest of eternity, for this man.

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2 years

Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows at the sudden outburst, but eventually smiled. "You get better with altitude! Well, I don't live here, but I do spend most of my weekends here so I might take you up on that offer sometime."

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2 years

"We will find Taesung and tell him that he isn't happy!" Yoongi stuttered. "Taehyung! Not Taesung!" Jungkook reasoned drunkenly. "We'll tell them both!" Yoongi declared loudly.

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2 years

"Hey! Did I forget someth.." "You have a great voice," Jungkook said, cutting him short. "Its very soothing. I hesitated when you asked because I thought you meant that you look good- so you should be in front of the camera and not behind it"

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2 years

In a split second madness, Jungkook held the doors open and acted way of character. "No wait... its a great view... from the pool, I mean. Y-you can come see it sometime and decide for yourself... I mean, only if you want to... I'm home on weekends and..."

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3 years

~Dont try this at Home~ Taekook Au Tae hated being a stuntman. Sure,the money was good. But pretending to get beaten up by entitled wimpy actors crushed his martial arts-expert ego Jk hated violence, but he knew he had to intervene when he saw a Tae getting beaten in the alley

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2 years

#Taekookau ~Happy Not Anniversary~ "U thinking what I'm thinking?" Taehyung whispered Jungkook laughed "Ur insane" "Yes. So how many years?" "Umm..1?" Taehyung winked "Can u get us a cake plz- its our 1st anniversary!" The owner clapped in delight- "ur meals on the house!"

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2 years

Taehyung opened his mouth to say something but it looked like he was out of words. "And whoever said that your voice is 'jarring', needs to clean their ears with a drill machine. Good day, Taehyung," Jungkook said in one breath and put his car in gear.

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2 years

Taehyung narrowed his eyes, observing Jungkook’s sudden mood shift. "It was in the brochure- the penthouse's USP- 'a heated pool with a view of the skyline'. I promise I haven't been spying on you, if that's what you're thinking," Taehyung said, holding a hand up in oath.

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2 years

"Couple Nightsuits!? U kept couple matchy nightsuits for us?! Have u totally lost it!"Jungkook screamed at Jimin who was busy pushing all the stray belongings under the furniture "Remember what they taught in lawschool? - Always dress for the job u want," Jimin said distractedly

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2 years

Jungkook shook his head "I wasnt thinking that..." "Oh, you were" Taehyung challenged, giggling. "Ok, maybe for a split second," Jungkook said, and he couldn't help chuckling himself.

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2 years

He was waiting for the elevator to go upto his house, when he had his first ever encounter with the breath of life, that was Kim Taehyung. "Umm... what do you think you are doing here," the 30 something guy, in a white casual shirt and a pair of ragged jeans, asked Jungkook.

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Jungkook gave a small smile and extended his hand. "Yes, that would be me. I'm Jungkook." Taehyung smiled wide as he shook Jungkook’s hand. "Is it true that you have a heated pool on the deck with the best view of the city skyline?" Taehyung asked cocking an eyebrow.

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2 years

Jungkook gulped. He wondered if Taehyung knew just how good looking he is. And if he did, why did he even speak to lesser mortals? He had to shake his head to clear his thoughts.

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He also couldn't help but wonder who was the lucky jerk who was Taehyung's boyfriend. Over the next few days, he mentally assesed (& berated) every guy he saw in the building because no one seemed even slightly deserving of the perfection that was Kim Taehyung.

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2 years

Yoongi nodded. "Not everyone who looks happy IS happy. I mean, I look sad all the time- but I am not at all sad. Don't draw conclusions. May be he isnt that happy," Yoongi said, patting Jungkook’s back. Jungkook giggled. "What kind of a warped logic is that?"

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#Taekookau ~Where have you been?~ Taehyung couldn’t quite remember why Jungkook broke up with him. Or what exactly had they fought about. All he remembered was all of Jungkook. It was particularly tough to get through Valentine’s Day. Until, it got tougher.

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2 years

"To call the elevator? Because it usually helps if you press the button," Taehyung pointed out with a supressed smile, as he stepped around Jungkook and pressed it. The elevator doors dinged open at once.

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2 years

Jungkook chuckled as he placed a quick kiss on Taehyung’s lips again. "Sadly, yes. But do I see you on the weekend?" Taehyung smiled wide and nodded. "I'll boyfriend the shit out of you!"

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2 years

Taehyung chuckled. "Sorry, I was just messing with you- Happens to the best of us- I am Taehyung by the way and I guess you are the lawyer who has moved into the penthouse", he remarked when he saw Jungkook pressing the penthouse floor on the elevator panel.

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2 years

Jimin looked at Yoongi with a nervous smile. "Damn! He's in LOVE love!"

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11 months

He doesn’t even like wearing shoes

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6 months

I think a lot about that 3 second glance which JK gives to the Armys. It’s like him saying- are you seeing this guys?! What’s a guy gotta do? How can I not close my eyes and throw my head back when he looks at me like this 😭

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2 years

Kids, that's why you need a safe word.

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2 years

By evening Jungkook lost his cool. "Stop this 20 questions! I'll tell you what happened- I've stooped low in life, that's all. I met a guy briefly. He has zero interest in me- but I can't get him out of my head! Thats all. Happy?" Yoongi tutted. "Rough. Sorry. Lets get drunk."

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2 years

"He's one of my best friends and he's married to another one of my best friends. I am at most, the kid they never asked for,"Jungkook said with a smirk, "They are my agony aunts."

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"Anyway, so this is about his Divorce Petition..." Yoongi said. "Let me guess," Jungkook said, hus heart still thumping at Taehyung's confession,"he withdrew it?" Yoongi made a dismissive noise. "Fcker never filed it..."

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2 years

"Oh my God! He's bringing Taehyung here! The house is such a mess- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Jimin screamed as Yoongi and him got onto their feet and started to run around aimlessly.

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Jungkook huffed and walked off. But over the next few hours, everytime he ran into Min Yoongi, he was investigated afresh. "Crazy ex in town?" "STD?" "Acidity?" "Global warming?"

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// Jungkook didn't see Taehyung again for the rest of the week. He would have been lying if he had said that he wasn't craning his neck like an owl everytime he left or entered the building, hoping for a glimpse of Taehyung.

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