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I talk about Stocks & Chelsea FC | NOT Financial Advice! |

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$PLTR THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE WHOLE OFFERING. I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB @cmwahlqu ( I know how much you love OSDK). The fourth @PalantirTech AIPCon was another event showing the power of REAL AI SOLUTIONS and those who use it, win. Those who do not will lose.

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So after listening to $TSLA earnings call. One thing is certain. Demand is not an issue, supply is. If they had enough batteries we would see crazy numbers. I expect 2021 to be explosive but 2022 is really when the fun starts. Exciting times ahead! Thanks @elonmusk

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@MKBHD I'm sorry, I did not quite get that. Could you repeat, please?

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@JackK "reflect our global user base" Are you guys serious? Facts are facts. The fact that this isn't the first time this has happened, tells us a lot about who's working on these things at Google.

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@SulloReport That still doesn't make his statement wrong.

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@CFCPys First player out this summer. A child who thinks he's mister big shot.

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@satyanadella Not one word about Sam..

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@ProperPrompter Aah The Bee Movie

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Well well well... what do we have here. JerryRigEverything (not really everything, so that's a lie) goes on a tweeting spree about how $TSLA FSD is a lie and how other carmakers can do the same thing (still waiting for proof). Today, the guy released a video SPONSORED by FORD

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Hot Take: It should only be called "Full Self Driving" if the auto manufacturer takes *full responsibility* for the cars actions. Everything up to that point is a "driving assistant." @Tesla has been selling their $12,000 lie for 8 years now.

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@SawyerMerritt So I guess my FSD ride yesterday was a dream...

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@CFCPys @noahrobson_ Your hate towards Poch is probably bigger than your "love" for Chelsea

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@FabrizioRomano Sure mate. I'd say the same thing if they paid me enough..

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@CFCPys 6 months in. A squad worth of injuries, Silva could be the father of 90% of our player, but sure let's sack the manager.. We've created more chances this season than any other team. Is it Poch who can't finish? It's clear to me that you support players over the club.

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@CFCPys 39 years old and still playing better than his partners

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@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Caicedo had a monster performance.

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@FabrizioRomano No Brandt, Hummels and Adeyemi?! Yeah he's a Bayern fan through and through 😂

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@CultureCrave Indeed, you need to be a pro.

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@CFCPys 100%. The plan was good. The finishing not.

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@TheBabylonBee A Dictator can not be censored. A Dictator is the one doing the censoring... Just saying..

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@visegrad24 Belgistan has been a name used for years in Belgium, but most laughed at that. Also, they're all keeping that Belgian citizenship so that they can enjoy all the social benefits.

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@SawyerMerritt If this was an Italian company it would be called CopyPasta

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@CFCPys @Matt_Law_DT It's called free speech.

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He burned +$40B to buy Twitter and take it away from the hands of evil people. Did you really think he would bend the knee to some advertisers? The same advertisers who had 0 issues advertising on here when child porn was left unchecked, when the 3 letter agencies took over

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Elon Musk reacts to advertiser boycotts: "If somebody is gonna try to blackmail me with money… Go f*ck yourself." Host is stunned and speechless. Elon repeats: "Go f*ck yourself."

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In 2007, the iPhone 8GB was released for $599. Apple quickly reduced the price by $200. Anger followed and Steve Jobs issued an apology and $100 credits for Apple stuff. Apple lowered the price of the iPhone because it wants to make lots more money by selling boatloads of them

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$PYPL CEO Interview on CNBC today. Worth a watch if you're interested in the company.

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@CFCPys @SamWallaceTel Can we stop with the Brighton obsession. Boehly should buy Brighton and sell Chelsea back to Roman.

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@fasc1nate That's a Kingler.

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@chamath Isn't that what @RobertKennedyJr has been saying?

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@ZackSnyder I needed that nap so bad. Thank you Zack

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@GRDecter Speech is $0/month Blue checkmark is $8/month. CFA but can't understand the basics... smh

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@wtf1official Sainz. Smooth transition

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@Trevornoah This was actually funnier than 90% of your jokes on the Daily Show

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@maxseddon 1930s all over again with more camera angles

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@CFCPys The guys loves yellows cards more than goals

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In case you wondered how $PLTR makes money. Here it is.

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@CFCPys @ExWHUEmployee @TheByline__ The fans' relationship with the owners is also massively strained.. Ffs this ownership is ruining our club

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@GlobalAffairs Jack Dorsey's Twitter would have asked if they could block even more accounts.

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@alex_avoigt If Tesla came out with this, you would be jumping up and down from excitement. No bias detected at all here

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@beidelson @Harvard You're a professor at Harvard Law. Maybe you're missing the context.

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@WholeMarsBlog @moskov oooh would you look at that...

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@FabrizioRomano Tuchel should go to a club that respects him.

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@AlexFinnX The fact that the algo is punishing you for interacting with a small account that might provide way more value than a bigger one is nuts.

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@Chels_HQ He wasn't. He was too busy trying to catch us on the break

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@CFCPys He should have opened the play and went right before Palmer passed the ball to Enzo

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@FabrizioRomano Gallagher has 2 PL goals this season Fab.

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@scuderiacherry Lewis is the most overrated F1 driver ever.

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@realMaalouf If they can't blame Israel and Jews, it's not worth it for them.

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@Tesla_Optimus I know of a place where Optimus would be perfect

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@FabrizioRomano @NizaarKinsella In other words, he's not good enough.

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@CFCPys @David_Ornstein @SkySportsNews Ah yes and they think a coach with little experience ticks those boxes 😂

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10 days ago I asked Gary if $TSLA is 3% of his portfolio, what is the largest holding currently, and why isn't he as vocal about that company? I was surprised to not see him on my timeline anyone but now I know why... I find it funny when money managers complain about CEOs

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@spectatorindex I've never seen one Ad from these companies on here..

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@CFCPys 12 months from now you'll say the same thing with another Manager's name.

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$TSLA Whoever votes NO on Elon Musk's Tesla comp package might just as well sell the stock and short it.

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@JohnTerry26 I guess you can when it's Chelsea. Udogie should have been off as well

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@GaryLineker @realmadriden I'm sure Dortmund fans are crying right now because Gary doesn't like them anymore

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Let me share my thoughts here a little bit on $PYPL It was a good report but a bad and honestly very underwhelming call. The fact that it was a good report and that the company's financials are VERY SOLID, made the call even worse. I don't understand the lack of energy and

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We reported solid fourth quarter results, outperforming on revenue and earnings. Thanks to the @PayPal team for their commitment to delivering for our customers.

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@Chels_HQ Clearly did not wake up

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@TheMossadIL He clapped for a Nazi so I'm not surprised...

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@visegrad24 Not surprised. All these NGOs, "rescue workers" work for Hamas. Courageous woman.

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@AndrewDudum Return the hostages and urge Hamas to surrender. Then you can ask for a ceasefire! Hypocrite CEOs should focus on their duty to shareholders.

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@CFCPys @FabrizioRomano They really really want us to lose.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE They all transformed into the same thing. A NOPE

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@LondonsFirst_ @charliepatrick0 Played 10 min today, yet everyone on here will blame him for the draw. 🤡

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@SawyerMerritt @Tesla "He thought that by shorting Tesla he could make money" How much more money does this guy need?

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If you liked $NVDA at $950, you should love it at $768 😍

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@CFCPys You're finally putting the blame on the correct people

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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV Elon, it is time for the lawyers at Tesla to start working for their money.

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BREAKING! PayPal ramping up new features to compete with Apple Pay, Stripe Teams across payment tech giant $PYPL are rushing to add a raft of new features to make its digital wallet and online checkout more appealing to shoppers and merchants. PayPal's new CEO, @acce , is

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Please sign here 📝 $DOCU

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@Reuters Apple to recall 2 billion iPhones in largest-ever recall

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I did not have this on my bingo card for 2023. I had a good relationship with Ken until he went off the rails. I had his back when people were criticizing him for being a pump and dumper, thin skin, etc... He started posting more on here, and so his posts appeared more and

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@lorakolodny @TeslaSolar @CNBC So you asked for a comment yesterday and they haven't answered (no obligation to), so you decided to release a piece with false information. Makes sense. MSM for you.

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@CFCPys @HaytersTV You're doing what he said 😆 He is Chelsea. It's a Chelsea team. Period

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@ZacksJerryRig Don't worry, Ford got you covered

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@michaeldickson Education, non-violent, peace loving people who also love and respect the UK.

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@Chels_HQ I'm sure Boehly wouldn't mind giving him an 8 year contract right now

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@OzraeliAvi "Raising Fathers to Save Our Children" -- one hell of a line

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@GerberKawasaki Is this you seeing it from a mile away? 👌

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@Chels_HQ @TEAMtalk These owners... I can't take them seriously anymore

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@CFCPys Even the Villa player didn't complain...

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@CFCPys Leave Poch out of this. Enough with putting the blame on the manager because some players blackout during the game.

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This is a friendly reminder that $PYPL at $60 is not $META at $88. Get that through your head and stop believing the hopium people are trying to feed you. Completely different scenarios! That doesn't mean that $PYPL won't go up BUT I don't think it will 4x as fast as Meta

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@martin_casado "All depends on your definition of open" Well.. it all depends on your definition of non-profit.

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@TheMossadIL The people of Iran will definitely be victorious. @PahlaviReza

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@CultureCrave @Kotaku We've waited 11 years, we can manage another one

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ROKU CEO: "Consumers spend 45% of their time, their TV time watching streaming TV but advertisers have only moved about 18% of their budgets over to streaming." Early innings. $ROKU

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@josemorgado Novak is like Man City. Somehow always gets an easy draw. Another Slam in the bag

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How to retire on $TSLA turned into how to become a donkey thinking $RIVN is a better bet. I see he's still trashing Tesla investors instead of admitting he was wrong. Maybe he should go back to the crypto grift. 🥕

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The master of $TSLA catalysts will have you believe that he's a long term investor and isn't using Tesla to get some TV time or a couple of subscribers on X. Tesla is far from Gary's largest position, yet it makes up 99% of his posts. Why is that? Gary always needs to come up

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@fasc1nate You know that meme with the huge spider on the wall? He owns the house. Well, some stranger will own my car if I'm ever in a traffic jam like that.

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@PBDsPodcast @VincentOshana @SteveSchmidtSES @patrickbetdavid @sostalksmoney Some people lie to themselves so much that they start to believe it.

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@CFCPys And yet for some weird reason, they rather go and buy players with 0 experience just because they're under the age of 25... Some weird fetish that is

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@FabrizioRomano Spurs are not guaranteed Europa League just yet

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@Blue_Footy Swapping our starting captain for a bench player? Nah

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@charliebilello So basically, they want to work less, earn more, and make sure the company goes bankrupt. That sounds like a solid offer. 👌

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New $PYPL CMO Geoff Seeley left $SQ Cash App/Afterpay to join the company. He was also $ABNB Global Head of Marketing. Interesting move!

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We are excited to announce that Geoff Seeley has joined PayPal as Chief Marketing Officer. Seeley brings 25+ years in global brand, digital, and performance marketing and was most recently the Global CMO and Communications Officer at CashApp and Afterpay.

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@ScuderiaFerrari AERODYNAMICS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BUILD ENGINES

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