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@Cosmonautinmars

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The forest
Joined February 2024
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@Cosmonautinmars
The Rake
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I am the Rake.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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How do I tell people that my favorite genre of meme is Beer and child abuse without seeming like a psychopath
@Ds_is_i
Ds is i
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When I throw my infant son off the balcony and realize I need the beer money
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@slendermmn 4 when I get there.
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@Enderpig365 Yes. Like that.
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@Thafnine Valves legal team to dafuqboom after stepping in:
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@Ds_is_i I havent had a psychological evaluation.
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@realfurryfucker Send this to em.
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@Ds_is_i Me when my stupid son drew a picture of us together (I wanted a treasure map to infinite beer)
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@Aleeco14 I never said I was a edgy meme enjoyer, I was asking a question.
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@fuzzyraids Which kid?
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@QuietTomato Literally this but with them
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@pofi21 It means this is Stonetoss trying to come out
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@Cosmonautinmars
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I did not expect this to blow up, so uh please follow me if you want, that guy that you hate, I hate him too, that guy that you like, I like him too. uh please follow.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@SwordySmithy11 @ShitpostRock Reddits down the hall to the left.
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@GrugKillMammoth This is worse than the time the northern tribe invaded!
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@TheGreenOneHere on their way to say "the green one is here" to a post then post a entire fucking movie
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@Cosmonautinmars
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ǫnivɿɒƚƨ ɘɿɒ ɘw ƨu bɘɘᖷ
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@CuteAlic
⚠️D A N G E R⚠️A C E (Corrupted Arc)
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EW *RUNS*
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@ClickTheLuigi The video cuts off before Max grabs a ball peen hammer and uses it to cave in the green ones head
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Did you know that-
@NathanS_YT
Nathan S.
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Miiverse Vaporeon ✨
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@slendermmn I HATE YOU I HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOU
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@Arborvitar @mrmanguy1029 Chiitan dead in the Bronx after screaming her favorite word
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Meanwhile what the real Milo is going through rn:
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Morning everyone! Just woke up, appreciate the well wishes - I'm all good :)
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@fuzzyraids Looks like me if I went into meth instead of crack.
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@fuzzyraids That little fucker had it coming.
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@ForwardLeaks @deadeyemaero @Inkslasher Nah, Adler actually got onto one knee and proposed to Bell
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@skinworms Paul is dead theory
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@TennMiddle The what?
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@slendermmn @InvaderBryce Unhappy birthday. I hate you Slenderman. Get off my land.
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@TZ_Ghosts @MoistCr1TiKaL Bro got a random encounter
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Your father:
@zqttix_
🍉 wendy / will
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my dad came to me with a crowbar and said “you’ll need this” ,,,??????
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@empanangro How can I be fake if im right here responding to this tweet
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@8tskii Average twitter user encounters a parody twitter user, more at 4.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Let it be known that I hate Car.
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@Singl_Zmon Ok nerd.
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@Uncle_Mabs721 @Gabowsk It means you're too close to the truth
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@SkibidiKiryu @duoshank Imagine calling somebody out and then Skibibi Kiryu shows up and ratios you. I guess you could say they got dame da cooked. *Guitar_riff.mp4*
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Typa shit I would be up to if I got powers:
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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If you woke up tomorrow with all of Homelander’s powers, what are the first things you’d do??
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MGSV Edit ratio
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@ShitpostGate
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@FartP3544 @mrmanguy1029 Way to say you have a porn addiction.
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@chaoseraphim That is my beautiful husband.....I'm Big Boss Metal Gear...
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@GrugKillMammoth Its strange how the Chieftan "misplaced" over a hundred animal skins the day before.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@djspitrapper DJ Spit, you owe us 24 million dollars
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@grimstrosity No, you're just ruining the fun, like corporate twitter accounts using memes
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@Cosmonautinmars
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🪖: Hey guys pvt. Travis here, and I just wanted to show you internet folk me and my beautiful wife! :)
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@AmericanRanger4 top 10 scariest things to hear........................,....
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🪖: She is literally the perfect woman I stg💞
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she is literally the perfect woman i stg💞
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@Doctorscp1 @Dev_TF2 Its called a parody account and they do it for fun and entertainment
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I hope that fuck loses his lolpop.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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John Henry Eden trying to convince the lone wanderer to help commit mass genocide:
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@SobekReaver My favorite part is that its not the first or just one, its literally everyone
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Somebody tell Menendez that there is a goblin next to him
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A goblin tried to steal my jar of moonshine so I had to do this to em.
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//Banner call for 300
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@AmericanRanger4 BULGARIAN MERCENARIES ARE CANON IN MLP!?!?!?!
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Trans people are okay with me! 🏳️‍⚧️❤️!!!!! I am the Rake, and I am a trans ally!!! (video unrelated)
@RyanGarcia
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BURN IN HELL TRANS PEOPLE
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//Accidentally hit a 4th grader in the face with a volley ball. (Video somewhat related)
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@TennMiddle Which chamber.
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@profanedflames Because its a lawyers job to defend their clients no matter what horrid shit they have done.
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@NathanS_YT Me seeing the person I quote tweeted reply to my quote:
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🪖: *appears out from under the bed* Hey kid you want to join the Army?
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@Neowants2kts
Chip ( Mister Scarlets son )
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" I JUST SAW SOMETHING UNDER MY BEEEDDD ' *Chip is scared :(*
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@Cosmonautinmars
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Guys its me the real rake, my local government agents Have convincEd me that Goblins are infact not reaL.... they are fake stoP falling for it!
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AMERICAN CITIZENS, AND AMERICAN SYMPATHIZERS, THIS IS A CHINESE COMMUNIST SOLDIER! HE TAKES FOR HIS COUNTRY AND WORSENES OTHER COUNTRIES, AND INFACT THE COMMUNISTS HAVE WORKED WITH GOBLINS MULTIPLE TIMES! JOIN THE AMERICAN MILITARY IN ANY BRANCH AND HELP FIGHT GOBLINS AND COMMIES
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@bigjohnson664 @WebGuyRises @TopBrickBoss @justacopyi @namelessxdread @IncelsCo Why did you assume Dumbsville was a zoophile? Arent you being a hypocrite right now?
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@Cosmonautinmars
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//Guys im retiring Marshal Zhukov and sticking with big boss forever, this will be your last chance to say goodbye to Zhukov, he will only rarely return on special occasions. I will use Zhukov this one last time and his replies will be indicated with a 🟥.
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@Cosmonautinmars
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He WOULD have been 24 but they got him
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this kid is 24 now btw
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//150? Already? Welp yknow what that means, banner call.
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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@ILOVEJUZI The Rake community will always accept you.......
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@feathrsmcgraw Holy shit Feathers McGraw
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
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That stupid sponge and his friend ruined squidwards broadcast!
@FranciscoTNG_
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Tentacle-Vision is peak fiction
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@Cosmonautinmars
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@Sock_bandit56 Me and my bestie! 👨‍❤️‍👨❤️‍🔥
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@TopBrickBoss @TheActMan_YT ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE!
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Enclave soldier ratio
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