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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Michael Scott

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1 year
@Ohio_Cane229 SO THIS BRON FAN SAID MELO DIDNT DESERVE TO WIN ROY IN 03-04. ABOVED CIRCLED IS THE BRON FANS REPLY. “IF HE DID DESERVE IT HE WOULDVE WON IT”. OKAY SHOW ME WHICH STAT PROVES THAT. HAVENT HEARD FROM HIM SINCE LOL
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@NBAMemes LMAOOOOO IF BRON IS A “KING AT 4-6 THEN WHATS KOBE AT 5-2 AND MICHAEL AT 6-0? LOL
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2 years
@frankf_1 @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania INDIANA LOL NOBODY TAKING RUSSELL
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@Eazy2316 @BallsackSports SO IN OTHER WORDS LOSING IS BETTER THAN WINNING LOL
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2 years
@Agterzis @BurnCity79 @Osmpeoples DUMMY YOU HAVE TO PUT THE BINS ON THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY IN ORDER FOR IT TO BE PICKED UP LOL SAY YOU NEVER LIVED IN A HOUSE WITHOUT SAYING YOU LIVED IN ONE LOL
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@Fake_Canadian_ @Joshimpressions @RealSkipBayless NAAA YOU JUST HATING LOL HE’S MONEY EVERY TIME LOL
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3 years
@XXL @jackharlow INDUSTRY PLANT LOL IF HE WAS BLACK HE’D BE JUST ANOTHER REGULAR ARTIST
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2 years
@casualtakeking BRON HAND PICKED HIS TEAM LOL LIVE WITH IT LOL
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2 years
@Ventasion @bronhistory @RunItBron YALL DEBATING ON HIS BACK TO BACK LOSSES LOL
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2 years
@sharmake_b @casualtakeking SO BASICALLY YOU GO TO A GIRLS CRIB LATE AT NIGHT DONT HIT BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU GOT INSIDE THE CRIB LOL
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@Ventasion @bronhistory DID THAT TRANSLATE TO WINNING IN THE FINALS? GOT SWEPT AND COULDNT EVEN WIN ONE GAME LOL
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2 years
@ArodTrumpet @Timothy1984C10 @FunFactsnStats SURE BUD ROCKETS LOST IN 96 LOST IN 97 UTAH HAD EM ON LOCK BUT YEAH THEYLL SWEEP THE BULLS LOL
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I WIN THE 2009 MVP. 1 SEED IN THE EAST AND I PROCEED TO LOSE TO A 3RD SEED LOL I WIN THE 2010 MVP. 1 SEED IN THE EAST AND I PROCEED TO LOSE TO A 4TH SEED LOL I THEN QUIT ON MY TEAM & HOMETOWN AND FORM A SUPERTEAM JUST TO LOSE IN THE FINALS WITH A 2-0 LEAD LOL WHO AM I?
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@bronhistory AND STILL IS 4-6 WITH TWO SWEEPS LOL SO ALL THAT SCORING DIDNT TRANSLATE TO WINNING OR ELSE HED HAVE A WINNING FINALS RECORD
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@dane_dlsu @bronhistory LOL 10 SCORING TITLES TO BRONS 1 MICHAEL BETTER SCORER. MICHAEL DPOY TO BRONS? 0 MICHAEL BETTER DEFENDER. 2 THREE PEATS TO BRONS 0 MICHAEL BETTER LEADER. KEEP GOING? LOL
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SO BRON WAS IN HIS PRIME IN 08 AND LOST TO BOSTON, THEN WINS MVP IN 09 LOSES TO ORLANDO LOL THEN WINS MVP AGAIN IN 10 AND LOSES TO BOSTON AGAIN LOL WHAT A PRIME LOL
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The leadership on the 2008 Redeem Team was something else 😳 (via The Redeem Team)
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@NBAMemes GUESS THE PLAYER. I ONCE SCORED A WHOPPING 8 POINTS IN A FINALS GAME WHILE BEING UP IN THE SERIES, NO INJURIES, HAD THE OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE ADVANTAGE EVERY TIME DOWN THE COURT, HAD THE SUPERTEAM AND STILL CAME UP SHORT WITH OPPOSITION HAVING 1 SUPERSTAR LOL WHO AM I?
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BRON FANS NO MORE WESTBROOK TO BLAME. GOT DLO. GOT A BENCH. THERE SHOULD BE NO EXCUSES. IF HES THE GOAT AND WHAT YALL SAY HE IS THEN HE SHOULD WIN A TITLE THIS SEASON. HE SHOULD BEAT THE SUNS AND THE REST OF THE WEST LOL TIME TO SHOW & PROVE! IF BRON WINS ILL CALL HIM GOAT LOL
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3 years
@XXL BRO JUST TRYING TO SEE IF HE STILL GOT IT THATS ALL 🤷🏼‍♂️
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2 years
@blackguyAustin @GlockiePippen @nojumper CUT IT OUT FAM DMX DID WOODSTOCK 99 AND THE CROWD WAS 99.999999999999999999% WHITE LOL
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@TheLBJBurner GREATEST TO EVER DO IT LOL 🐐
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@MsGrenaway_ DRESS LIKE ONE LOL
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BRON FANS SAY 2018 BRON WAS THE BEST EVER LOL 00 SHAQ WAS BETTER, 88 MICHAEL WAS BETTER, 96 MICHAEL WAS BETTER, 09 KOBE WAS BETTER, 84-86 BIRD WAS BETTER, 01 AI WAS BETTER, AND THERES MORE LOL
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@TheShadeRoom HOW YOU A FEMALE TALKING WITH FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH? ETIQUETTE 101 LOL
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@EMONEYHUNGRY @MetroBoomin YOU MEAN ONE OF*? LOL
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@Benzene21 @NBAStatGuy_ @jordanw1096 NOTICE HOW HE NEVER RESPONDED BACK LOL
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@Kayothegod3165 @LakersEmpire GOATS DONT MISS THE PLAYOFFS 4X LOL
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@LakersEmpire COOL DID THOSE NUMBERS TRANSLATE TO WINNING? LOL DID LAKERS MAKE PLAYOFFS? LOL
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@shendy456 BRON COULDNT BEAT BAREA A BENCH PLAYER LOL NO WONDER BRON 4-10 LOL (40%)
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2 years
YOU WOULDVE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GM WINNING SHOT & LA WON THE GAME LOL. 4TH QTR, GM TIED AT 106. 9:34 LEFT. BRON ENTERS THE GM 8:40 LEFT. LA DIDNT SCORE UNTIL 6:45 LOL BRON THEN MISSES A JIMMY WITH 7:26 LEFT. BRON MAKES LAYUP WITH 1:51 LEFT LOL THATS ALL BRON DID IN THE 4TH LOL 🐐
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@JaQuinnAnt @realnbaquotxz SO BASICALLY BRON GETS NO BLAME FOR 14,15, 17 & 18 LOL
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@BallsackSports DAMN WHY DIDNT THAT TRANSLATE TO THE FINALS? LOL
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@playgiirlkay BABY IF YOU GON SHOW IT THEN JUST BE NAKED LOL AND IF YOU THAT PROUD THEN SIT WITH YOUR FAMILY AND WEAR THAT SEE WHAT THEY SAY LOL
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@bronhistory WHY COULDNT BRON HIT THAT SHOT AGAINST BAREA OR TERRY? OR IN 09 AGAINST ORL? OR AGAINST KD AND STEPH? OR AGAINST MARIO HERZONJA LOL
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@barstoolsports @rasslin NOBODY CARES OR WATCHING SO THEY HAD TO DO SMTHN OUTLANDISH TO GET WAVES LOL
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@NBAMemes WHERES BRON? LOL
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DID ANNOUNCER JUST SAY BLOWJOB ON LIVE TV? LOL #NBAFinals
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@AIRGold_ @JTrapz3 NA JUST YOU LOL
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@youarethatguy_ @BleacherReport SO DOES CURRY OVER BRON LOL
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@g12_lj @LegionHoops NAME THESE PLUMBERS AND POST THEIR PPG STATS TO PROVE THEIR PLUMBERS NOW GO LOL
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@themarxistbarb @TheShadeRoom SHE REALLY DIDNT THOUGH LOL YOU CAN TRY TO FORCE IT BUT SHE DIDNT
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@LeGOATBurner23 @itachix23 HE GOT FINED FOR ALLOWING A PLUMBER TO OUTPLAY HIM LOL
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@Ballislife UTAH BEAT THE LAKERS THAT YEAR WITH MIGHTY SHAQ AND BEAT DREAM LOL BUT BRON FANS SAY MICHAEL PLAYED PLUMBERS LOL
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@astromamii_ THATS WILD LOL
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@KevinClaure3 @Rap CARTI’S FACE, TYLER’S EARS AND TYGA’S HAIRLINE LOL
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@blackguyAustin @GlockiePippen @nojumper BRO ITS BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF ALREADY YOU LATE LOL YOU JUST GOING OFF THE MUNCH SONG LOL
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2 years
@Xguz90 @Ventasion @bronhistory YES I GET NONE WHATSOEVER AND HE LIVES RENT FREE YES LOL SO BY SAYING THAT DID THAT CHANGE BRONS FINALS RECORD? LOL
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1 year
@SeecretWeapon 18 BRON LOST AND GOT SWEPT HOW IS THAT CLUTCH? LOL CLUTCH IS PUTTING THOSE STATS UP AND WINNING
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ANOTHER BRON FAN BITES THE DUST LOL HE SAID MICHAEL HAD MORE HELP BUT DIDNT WANT TO COMPARE BRON AND MICHAELS TEAMS LOL
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@Legoat_2 @EarlyDreDay @fabianjwilson @PettyAirJordan FACTS ARE HE LOST 6 FINALS GOT SWEPT TWICE AND GOT OUTPLAYED BY A PLUMBER LOL
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@BleacherReport GREATEST PLAYER IN HEAT HISTORY 🐐
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@JaMorant TRYING TO ACT LIKE A GANGSTA WHEN YOU WENT TO COLLEGE IS CRAZYYYYYYYY LOL
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@NBAMemes WHERES THE BRON FANS? WHY ARENT THEY CLAMORING TO COMMENT ON THIS THREAD? LOL
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@JayCharmander @strawhat2021 @Zion2NYC @Ballislife DOESNT MATTER HE SHOWED THE WORLD THAT HE OUTPLAYED AND LOCKED DOWN BRON LOL
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@bgMiyahh THIS ISNT A FLEX LOL THOUGHT YOU WAS PREGNANT
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@EliteSportTopic @FactNbamuse @LetsHoops IF HE SHOULDVE HE WOULDVE LOL MEDIA THOUGHT OTHERWISE LOL
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@NBAMemes LET THAT BOY LIVE LOL
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@mike_w87 @Joshimpressions @RealSkipBayless STOP HATING AND LET HIM MAKE IT BIG AND GET THAT BAG LOL HE NEVER MISSES!
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2 years
@guardmebroach @Ventasion @bronhistory YEAH LOL AI HAD LESS HELP AND STILL WON A GAME IN STAPLES LOL NO EXCUSES
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@astromamii_ ATTENTION A HELL OF A DRUG LOL
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@__pricey 8.5-10 🙌🏼
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@LakeShowHoopsPH WORKED HERE LOL
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WHATS BRON’S MOST CLUTCH SHOT? 09 ORL? LOST THAT SERIES. SHOT TRANSLATED TOO? ABSOLUTELY NTHN LOL BUZZER BEATER AGAINST CHI IN 15? LOST IN THE FINALS SO THAT SHOT TRANSLATED TOO? ABSOLUTELY NTHN LOL THE BANK SHOT AGAINST TOR IN 18? LOST IN FINALS SHOT TRANSLATED TOO? NTHN LOL
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@NBAMemes OR BRON CAN TRY TO MAKE RUSSELL BETTER LOL IF HE SUPPOSEDLY MAKES HIS TEAMMATES BETTER LOL
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@PersoneNonGrata @jrichardgoodman NAAAA HE EARNED THAT PRAISE CAUSE HE DELIVERED EVERY TIME LOL CAN TELL YOURE A BRON FAN
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO BUT HE CLUTCH RIGHT? AND THE NUMBERS SAY HES THE BEST POSTSEASON CLUTCH SHOT MAKER IN NBA HISTORY LOL SURE DONT LOOK LIKE IT TO ME
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This really the person y’all was telling me is better than Michael Jordan & Kobe Bryant at basketball
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@nets_win @BleacherReport HES REALLY NOT LOL ONLY THING GETTING DRAGGED IS KDS LEGACY LOL
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@ohHeyJan I GUESS LOL LOOK HELLA MASCULINE LOL LOOKING LIKE BOBBY LYTES LOL
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@OmarVA22 @JP3Visualz SO THAT MEANS HES BETTER THAN BRON? LOL
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BRON HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET KOBE 3 STRAIGHT YEARS (08-10) LOL BOTH WERE IN PRIMES AND NBA EVEN MADE COMMERCIALS HYPING IT UP LOL BRON FAILED TO DELIVER AS USUAL LOL LOST TO BOS IN 08, ORL IN 09 (KOBE DESTROYED THEM) LOST TO BOS AGAIN LOL AND QUIT AND CRIED TO MIAMI LOL
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@taysmurder EWWWW YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIPOTLE BAG TF
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@TheSoleSource1 @shendy456 NOW DO BRONS 4 IN 21 YEARS LOL TELL ME THE MATH ON THAT ONE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT ALREADY BUT YOU GOTTA SAY IT SO IT SETS IN LOL SO WHATS 4 IN 21 YEARS? LOL
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@SahilNBA @FactMerchant23 WHAT MAKES BRON BETTER IF HE HASNT WON DPOY OR 3 PEATED ONCE? LOL AND ITS NOT A TEAK ACCOMPLISHMENT LOL RESPOND BACK
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2 years
@yaboybryanp2go @TheLakersReview @iballright STEPH OWNS BRON LOL NOW WATCH HIM BRING UP THE TEAMS AND WHEN YOU BRING IT UP ILL USE THAT FOR KOBE LOL LETS SEE WHAT HE RESPONDS WITH LOL
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LMAOOOOO NOBODY COUNTS BUBBLE RING LOL
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Shannon Sharpe says LeBron has 3 rings, doesn’t acknowledge the Magic Kingdom Cup 💔
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@felixshengyang @bronhistory AND THEY BOTH LOST AND GOT SWEPT LOL
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BRON LOL
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@goaziago HIGH VALUE WOMAN YALL LOL
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@Ventasion @bronhistory WHAT ABOUT THE FINALS? LOL
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LMAOOOOO GOT EMMMMMM
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Lebron will never be top 11. Egotistical P.O.S
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What’s the bronsexuals going to say now?? 😂😂💀
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@bronhistory WILL THEY SHOW THE 6 FINALS LOSSES? 2 SWEEPS? GETTING OUTPLAYED BY A PLUMBER ON THE BIGGEST STAGE? ALLOWING TEAMS TO CELEBRATE WINNING A TITLE ON HIS HOME COURT 4 DIFFERENT TIMES? (07,11,14,18). GETTING BLOCKED BY A PLUMBER (HERZONJA) WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE? LOSING TO ORLANDO?
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@VU365 @TheLBJBurner MY MAN KILL EM WITH TRUTH LOL
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@cinnamonskinn_ CHILL JUDGE MAYBLEAN FACE LOL
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@EboneeReshay IT LOOK FUNNY 🥴 TRANNIE VIBES
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@ClutchPointsApp @NBAMemes @TomerAzarly ITS NOT LIKE PELICANS GOING ANY FURTHER LOL
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@Ventasion @bronhistory @KingJames AND GOT SWEPT THAT YEAR LOL TELL THE WHOLE STORY LOL
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THE DUMMY BRON FAN COULDNT PROVE ANYTHING HE SAID LOL COULDNT ANSWER WHAT I ASKED 27 TIMES LOL I DONT ARGUE I ASK AND BRON FANS HAVE TO PROVE LOL ANOTHER BRON FAN BITES THE DUST LOL
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