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@Corndog47

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5 miles from the sun
Joined October 2014
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@Corndog47
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5 months
Cannibal Corpse
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3 years
@genevieverice @bader_diedrich Saw him perform in Palm Desert and when a couple got up to walk out mid set, he asked, “were you really expecting Danny Tanner?”
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5 years
@pattonoswalt This is him cleaned up for tv, imagine last night when his handlers knew he was too wasted to address the attacks!
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3 years
@askjillian @BlueBoy8000 No effects at all for me except maybe I got a little more handsome
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5 years
@jdelreal @JuddApatow I always leave something for them and I leave the room as clean as possible. Why not make someone’s job and day a little easier?
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3 years
@OfficialKat Don’t marry her (Ex)
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5 years
@SarahKSilverman Such a way with words, quite the turdsmith!
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27 days
When you feel yourself about to fall into a depression, what do you do to avoid letting it wash over you?
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3 years
@pattonoswalt Comedy is dead. That would get cut in the writers room for being too absurd and unbelievable to be funny
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4 years
@theseeker484 @sk8_blanchett Lol nice and then he punched out some maga choad too, I hope he caught that
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5 years
@PFTompkins I had a Taft themed quinceanera
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1 month
@esjesjesj Helping low income children, what a monster
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2 months
🩸 looking for more moots with a similar taste to me🩸 - egg - lamp - peeling glue off your hands - drinking water - having back hair - cheese - daydreaming about punching people - being in a gang - music - boots - air conditioning - elephant
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@Corndog47
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3 years
@WolfDrinkCoffee @TheFancyMark Imagine if they were selling loose cigarettes!
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8 months
A big fat kiss my ass to people that judge me and think I’m too old to wear my hat backwards, I’ll Tobin Bell that shit idgaf
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@Corndog47
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6 years
@IvankaTrump @CNN @SecretService Nobody asked, or elected you.
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@Corndog47
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8 months
Do you unfollow people that never like your posts or do you just roll with it?
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5 years
@30secflghts @TheScaryNature I don’t know why I’m commenting on this but a girl pouring anything on me would not cause me to swing on her. I’ve always felt this way. I’ll survive the milk.
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@Corndog47
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4 months
You ever just be scrolling here and think, “they wouldn’t like me in real life.” Me too.
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@Corndog47
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2 years
On my birthday today. I just want to say, I appreciate everyone I follow so much. Seeing all of your interests and humor truly helps me deal. Xoxo
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@Corndog47
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6 months
I just want to say a sincere thank you to you for letting me be an idiot on here and goofing around with you. I’d be in a terrible place if I didn’t have an outlet like this I think.
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@Corndog47
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2 months
I hit 1000 followers after all these years but tons of them are bots 😂 I just appreciate the 15 or so people that are nice enough to share their opinions, jokes and lives w me 👊
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@Corndog47
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1 month
I have reached my limit of very beautiful and attractive people I can follow, all future follows will be uggos
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5 months
Smash that like button if you’re uglier in person than you show on here. (I hurt my finger liking this)
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@Corndog47
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2 years
@SBWorkersUnited Killing it people!! Unite ✊ It would be cool to have a sticker on all Union SB windows so we know they’re worthy of supporting with our business
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