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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 months

The bumper stickers are here and they are really stupid! Extras are in the shop 👍

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NBC Sports

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9 months

What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?

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2 years

Elmo has arrived 🙏

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Corey Danks

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1 year

On my hands and knees, begging a Philadelphia emo band to use this wall as an album cover

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4 months

New York is the best city man a whole crowd showed up to watch a guy eat a full container of cheese balls at 3 PM 😭

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Corey Danks

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LOCAL HERO

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Corey Danks

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2 months

Regardless of which Philadelphia neighborhood that you live in, there’s always a dude that looks exactly like Fred Durst wandering around after 11pm

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

Philly drivers love to almost hit you with their car then wave for you to go ahead like they’re doing you a favor

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Picked this “children’s” book up at a thrift store and it’s kinda terrifying. Illustrated by Fred Banbery.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

It has never been so easy to hate a team

Cleveland Browns

@Browns

2 years

Our new junior associate content assistant taking over for the day. Stay tuned. @jakepaul | #Browns

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Damn Embiid and PJ Tucker combined for 59 points. Crazy

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

4 years

FLIP FLIP FLIP-A-DELPHIA

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

8 months

SEPTA should be allowed to do this imo

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8 months

This level of being unbothered is wild

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Corey Danks

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2 years

Philadelphians love to put a pile of the absolute worst shit they can find in their house out on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE!!!” next to it

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

There is one trash can in all of Philadelphia. It’s emptied once a year by the great grandson of a former mayor. He makes $850,000/year.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

29 days

@LRinaldiArt Lmao just Googled it and this is part of the actual product description: "Taze yourself in the balls! Smear poop on the walls! Get covid again!"

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

Whoever wants to get rid of the Fishtown food trucks is a fuckin idiot dumbass that has never been out past 11:30pm

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

9 months

Philadelphians will almost hit you with their car then they’ll hit you with this smile

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

8 months

Bought this simply because it exists 👍

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

I have been asked to make this tee 200 times so I finally did. Sending them to print right now. Half are up in the shop for pre-order and the other half will be available at holiday markets next month 🤙

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

11 months

Me, eating my 13th fried egg of the morning: ha ha ha it’s FRIED EGG THE 13TH ha ha ha! Who gets it?! Ohhhh my heart and insides ohhhh!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Y’all at your little office jobs

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 months

Unedited photo of new Philadelphia street lights smh

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

11 months

Just hopped on a bus that says GO PHILLIES instead of the route number. Maybe I’ll get home, maybe I won’t. Who cares

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

7 months

I don’t understand why the mayor of Philadelphia is always required to be sort of an idiot

Ryan W Briggs

@rw_briggs

7 months

What are we doing here folks

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 months

Philadelphia city council hates the city of Philadelphia so much

The Philadelphia Inquirer

@PhillyInquirer

5 months

More than 800 restaurants citywide once operated "streeteries." But under the new regulatory system, the city has only granted licenses to 13 restaurants from a pool of 118 applicants.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

Sixers

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

4 months

Basically admitting that they weren’t doing this before is incredibly fuckin’ funny and on-brand

CBS Philadelphia

@CBSPhiladelphia

4 months

Starting Monday, the Philadelphia Parking Authority will ticket cars that illegally block sidewalks or ADA-accessible curbs across the city.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

9 months

RIP to a Philadelphia legend. We hardly knew ye 🙏

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 months

@CoreyBrickley Found it:

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

7 months

There’s an army of PPA tow trucks at Frankford & Girard ready to tow food trucks. Would be cool if they gave this much of a shit about people parking on sidewalks, blocking crosswalks, double parking, etc.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Fishtown really had a crazy glow up between 2012-2018

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 months

@ball_wire Oh shit it’s the guy from that one episode of The Sopranos

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 months

This has gotta be the worst beer name that I have ever seen. An affront to god

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

In Philadelphia it is considered rude to talk closely and quietly to another person on the street outside. You have to yell at them from at least half a block away, no matter how intelligible it is.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

1963 Official Game Day Program by Bo Brown. Go Birds!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

8 months

Less than West Virginia is straight up embarrassing

Lizzy McLellan Ravitch

@LizzyMcLell

8 months

22 states increased minimum wage on Jan. 1, but in PA it’s still $7.25, despite recent legislative efforts. Many employers in the state actually pay more than that, perhaps to keep up with the norms in PA’s neighbor states Map by @jduchneskie

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

7 months

*clears throat* FUCK ALL Y'ALL

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

This objectively sux ass

James Gunn

@JamesGunn

1 year

Philadelphia Museum of Art (the Rocky steps), now. #BlueBeetle

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

I'm supposed to be working but I made this instead

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

The Sixers didn't try very hard so I didn't either 👍

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

Hell yeah. Best day of the year

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

possibly unavoidable bee parts

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Rittenhouse Square

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 years

Art is just “fart” without the ‘f.’ If you keep forcing it, it might be shit.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

MORE ELMO

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

I have decided to run for mayor of Philadelphia under the platform of personally destroying any—and all—cars parked on the sidewalk via a custom Mayoral Mech-Suit

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

6 months

Best sign in Port Richmond

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

They should put a coffee shop here. They could name it something weird, like ‘Rocket Cat.’ There could be art shows there sometimes and it would be a really cool addition to the neighborhood

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

I own a stoop now 👍

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

Sixers in 6? Nah, Sixers in 5. Still a bunch of these in the shop 🏀

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

9 months

Really good trolley

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Marinucci’s has hoagies INSIDE pickles 🤯

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Corey Danks

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3 years

Philly artists tomorrow

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

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Owning a 100 year old house is cool because your washer/dryer will break and you’ll have to buy new ones but 99.9% of new ones won’t fit through your narrow basement doorway so you’ll have to buy more expensive, special ones that easily come apart in order to fit 👍

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

7 years

No white after Labor Day, so I'll be spending the day dressed like I'm Rick Rubin.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

Finally made it to the Neon Museum of Philadelphia and it rules

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

The EL after 11pm is the fuckin’ Wild West. People are standing in between cars smoking crack, which is honestly extremely courteous considering that people spark up a J inside during the middle of the day

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Philadelphia Eagles illustration (ink and final) by Jack Davis (c. 1990s)

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Corey Danks

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2 months

Me after discovering you can now report sidewalk parking on PPA’s site

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Anyone else’s water taste kinda funny?

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

1960-1961 Eagles gameday programs by local illustrator Bo Brown

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

A closer look at the SQUID FACTS shirts that I cooked up for my pal @SarahMackAttack 🦑 Sales directly support the Squid Facts Hotline and the science education nonprofit Skype a Scientist. Available for pre-order until the end of September!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

The fact that this shit wasn’t rescheduled is so goddamn stupid and selfish

Visit Philly

@visitphilly

1 year

Calling all foodies! The Fishtown Fall Feastivale is today from 12-8pm! 50+ local vendors participate in this pay-as-you-go event, with food and drink, carnival games and DJ performances! 🌟 #visitphilly #fishtownfallfeastivale More info ⬇️

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

One thing that I really like about SEPTA is when you wait 20 minutes for the EL and then it gets to the station but it’s so full that you can’t get on so you wait another 20 minutes for a train but when it gets to the station it’s so full that you can’t get on so you wait anoth

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Since I’m leaving the neighborhood after 10 years of living here, I reworked an old sidewalk sale flyer and these new prints are now up for PRE-ORDER! Available in 3 different sizes and each order will come with a surprise sticker! Will ship by 8/15 🤙

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Corey Danks

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1 year

Philadelphia really needs a WNBA team. There’s absolutely no reason local basketball fans shouldn’t be forced to suffer from disappointment year-round

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Every house in Philly has one little fucked up "bedroom" that you can't really fit anything in. This is because prior to 1958 every citizen of Philadelphia legally has to be under 5'2" 127lbs. Most people don't know that but now you do 👍

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

Bear costumes: $48 Cocaine to put on costumes: $250

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

PHILADELPHIA! Mark your calendars for 12/9 + 12/10 because we're putting together a holiday market in Fishtown and it's gonna be very good. More details soon 🤙

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

Staring at the seasonal depression hoodie that I’m going to wear every day for the next 5 months

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Insanely good mail day. Ray Bradbury and EC Comics is one hell of a combo

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

11 months

New Fishtown mural lookin’ good

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

The star of the Mummers Parade

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

SEPTA train cars come in four scents: - Acidic piss - Cheapo skunk weed - Guacamole diarrhea - Vodka vom

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Someone in Fishtown is flying a Celtics flag outside of their house and I’m not saying that we should egg them but I am saying that eggs are significantly cheaper than they were earlier this year

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

William Penn wasn’t born in Philadelphia?!? Not a true Philadelphian!!!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

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I am once again working on a project with @SarahMackAttack and I need everyone to see this "I'm gonna fight Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum and maybe blow up the nation's capitol" lookin' ass squid

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

1961 NFL Gameday posters by Karl Hubenthal!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

First Unitarian

Jeremy Wayne Tate

@JeremyTate41

1 year

What is the most beautiful church on earth?

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Corey Danks

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1 year

After living in Port Richmond for nearly three weeks, my biggest question is: Why the fuck is the Aramingo Applebee’s parking lot so goddamn big?

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Make all of the traffic lights green for the Birds!!!

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

11 months

Me and the homies summoning the Phils offense tonight

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

10 months

Philadelphia is the only American city

Jason Nark

@JasonNark

10 months

Why Philadelphia is the only American city that feels sane

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

I have a new, very relatable, shirt by my pal Keith Warren Greiman

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

Saw some wonderful street art under the EL. I love this city.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

2 years

THE PROCESS ON THE PROWL Ink on Bristol / 13” x 19” This piece is part of ‘Play The Song,’ a Sixers/basketball themed art show at The Fairmount House on March 4th, 6-9pm!

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Corey Danks

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2 years

@theCJS @NBCsTheSlap Dave Shortnoy

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

I am once again riding the EL after 11pm on a weeknight

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

1 year

Working on some @fishtown shirt sketches but I have to get all of the dumb (incredible and perfect) ideas out of my head first

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

5 years

This Darryl Dawkins themed jersey that I hand-painted is in the 76ers Crossover art exhibition, 11/16-11/19 at The Fitler Club, and I could not possibly be more excited. The jersey will be available for auction via the 76ers App, with proceeds benefitting the Sixers Youth.

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Corey Danks

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2 years

NOT DEAD. I have been self-employed for half a decade! Thank you to everyone that has continually supported me, hired me and/or bought merch from me. Love y’all. Here’s to never being employed by not me again, baby!

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Corey Danks

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9 months

New print from @JC_SuperArtist 🙏

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Corey Danks

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4 years

Watching Batman: The Animated Series for the first time since I was a kid. All of the background illustrations kick so much ass.

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

@realStanVG This reads like a Magic Johnson tweet

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Corey Danks

@CoreyDanks

3 years

There’s absolutely no way this wasn’t in Philadelphia

History Videos

@historyandfacts

3 years

Mom uses a trash can to contain her baby while she crochets in the park, 1969.

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Corey Danks

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2 years

I am 31 today. This is me peeing in a bathroom at a wedding last night. Everything in the Etsy shop is 25% off today only with the code PEEMAN. Thank you all for your support 🙏

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