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@lilbabygandhi @liberalurbanite I experienced both and it’s virtually the same. The only difference is that in America they’ll ask you if everything is ok more and the water they serve you is so cold it that you’ll get hypothermia from drinking it.

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People who want to undo this are the worst. It took 2 world wars and millions of deaths for Europeans to say "never again" and start building an institution that would safeguard peace. Even if it’s imperfect in some ways, wanting to knock it down is madness.

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@anietotylkoja Unfathomably based.

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@AVEON1917 @Jeszcze_Raz Says the man with a DPRK flag in his room.

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@WheatPM USA is boombing everything everywhere. This is common knowledge.

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@owlbeeeee Of all the settings they could have chosen for their “Amerikkka bad” cartoon, they chose Korea where the US was intervening on a UN mandate. Brilliant.

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@clashreport Holy mother of cope…

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@bnav_ndile Bro spent his 100 kB of government-allocated internet bandwidth to post this. R.I.P. 😞🙏

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@GeromanAT Serbs are actually Croats, bro. Trust me, bro. Their languages are literally the same, bro.

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@Bellboy1892 Have you thought of buying a better suitcase?

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@DerNiegger 👌😂

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@AVEON1917 The w*sterner got a hammer and sickle tattoo!

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@WinRussiawill It took a while, but we got there. @reshetz

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦

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My sincere congratulations to 🇫🇮 on joining NATO, now we wait until a certain someone discovers your old airforce flag

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@BeijingPalmer Dude just Googled "Goebbels talking points".

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Well… Russian propaganda did compare Bakhmut to Stalingrad. Except the current Russian position resembles that of the Axis, not the USSR.

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@WarMonitors War Monitor when Russian milblogger gets blown up by a statue: "Nooo, this is terrorism."😭😭 War Monitor when a rocket falls on random factory workers in Israel: "Haha this is so funni hihi. 🤭

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@TrueSlazac My reaction to that information:

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@heavyfortres I like how the Demoman is the only one who looks normal.

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@welmaoist @Leannenist You think Israelis are a hivemind and collectively decided to go fill those wells with concrete?

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@TrueSlazac I LOVE THE EU! I LOVE THE MARKET ECONOMY! I LOVE FREEDOM AND PROSPERITY! ONLY 3,6 % OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR THE CZECH COMMUNIST PARTY, NOBODY WANTS THEM BACK!

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@200_zoka Wasn’t the Russian army supposed to have like 1500+ of these at this point?🤔

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@fckinLazanik

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@ryangrim Big cope. Should we just let the Russians do whatever they please just because they have nukes? No, we should let them know we also have nukes so they don’t get any ideas. That’s how atomic diplomacy works.

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@dim0kq @WriterOfMinds Hitlerjugend wasn’t normal but it wasn’t the kids’ fault lol.

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This is better than both of those btw.

Аntonio 🇹🇰

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Why is American fanta so orange bro 😭

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@tulpapilled ??

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@Skeleman71 @TrueSlazac Great! You’ll find me in the shed across the street making plutonium fuel rods for the communal reactor.

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@Leannenist Yes, you are.

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@MyLordBebo It’s literally a bunch of pipes and scaffolding.

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@GeromanAT The famous CIA project that put Russian forces in the Donbas and made Ukraininans hate Russia.

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What I associate European countries with: 🇩🇰 @bokoen1 🇧🇻 Electric Cars 🇩🇪 Berlin Wall 🇨🇿 Home 🇮🇪 Guinness 🇦🇹 Habsburgermonarchie 🇳🇱 Royale With Cheese 🇪🇸 Gaudí 🇫🇷 Childhood 🇵🇱 Imported Food 🇮🇹 Fiat Conglomerate 🇱🇹 Poland-Lithuania 🇷🇺 Natural Resources 🇺🇦 Chernobyl NPP

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@OpenBordersJon @lilbabygandhi @liberalurbanite If you like cold water and being interrupted during your meal, yes.

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@reshetz

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@bokoen1 Even Igor Strelkov said they did it lol.

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@WarMonitors War monitor really loves to glorify terrorism. 🙃

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@sentdefender @Hajun_BY Most well-guarded military complex in Belarus. 💀

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@hollis4congress @ChuckCallesto Yes, ammo for artillery. Supply of ammo for AKs is virtually infinite.

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@SaltyFrenchBoi Environmental terrorism.

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@200_zoka Except this is a propaganda video. The other one is a real beheading. If you can’t decipher which is worse, that’s your problem.

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@fairhair96 Free speech platform is doing free speech things.

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@JoshuaPHilll Isn’t driving a truck literally skilled labour though? You had to learn the skill of driving a truck and get a license. Sounds like skilled labour to me.

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@Anthrax_In_UK

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@TrueSlazac I would say that the best example of crippling sanctions is Cuba, not the DPRK.

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@WarMonitors So he’s ok with the training, repairing tanks, producing ammo and all that but planes are the red line?

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@reshetz

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@Trollstoy88 🇬🇧 2 aircraft carriers 🇷🇺 1 carrier-shaped scrap heap

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@TrueSlazac So true, I spun a dynamo the wrong way once and it made a small black hole.

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@FemboyMaths I have something even more insane.

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@clashreport Yep, it checks out.

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@orikron 1) Who’s going to help Burkina with terrorists? 2) Who are they going to sell it to? 3) Allied against who? The whole rest of the region?

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@praisethesteph I didn’t even know we made stuff like this. Makes me feel proud.

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@Zimmer4_0_4 If anything, the EU is more democratic now than it was 15 years ago.

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@BadSocialisms Taunami of westoid copium? Don’t fool yourself. Props to Xi if he accepts. However, I’m not super sure he will.

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@WarMonitors Ah yes, the Kherson “governor” who doesn’t even control Kherson city. I am sure his statement will be very impactful.

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@Darsam12_ That’s from when Yeltsin visted the US as president of the RSFSR. It is said that when he saw the full shelves he decided Russia shouldn’t continue as a planned economy.

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@NotPotBol Cooking terrorism, apparently.

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@Luentez @SeniorMushroom Darsam: “The Soviet Bloc was good. Capitalism made its citizens poor.” Also Darsam: “Get these Slavic poors away from me 🤢. The EU is for rich civilized people only. Polish barbarism is a threat to Evropa.”

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@FarisTheArabian NOOO, DARSAM! DON’T PRESS THE EXPLODE CHINESE ECONOMY BUTTON!!

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@squatsons Italy manufactures a lot more than Russia despite having less than half the population.

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@JustAPenguin_01 – person who tells you to "educate yourself about the conflict"

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@orikron What did “the Jews” do to Yemen?

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@squatsons We can always make more. 🤷‍♂️

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@realwow_mao This one.

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@samifouad @DimaZeniuk Because it weighs more than the Moon.

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@RomanianLiberal Nooo, you had the same idea! There go my aspirations for original content creation.

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@Guardsman_Miku @durandalcomplex Military Ration Exclusive 😏

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@Guardsman_Miku @spargles @Ketamine_Kidd But I love the animated WEF Bill Gates animals that explain the world to me. 🥺

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@spargles Another 50 million added to the death toll of WW2 ✅

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@Marxy_Cheese @BlackRedGuard1 @PRMaoist It’s the literal translation of the Chinese name.😭

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@Itchynisa Immigration is fully controlled by the governments of individual member-states. That’s why Poland was allowed to just say no to the proposed migrant quotas which were spearheaded by Germany. The EU has absolutely nothing to do with it.

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@squatsons Thank you for your opinion. Unfortunately you’re from America, so it will be discarded. Thank you for your understanding.

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@MalevolentAstra Me after I tell an anarchist that organizing anything is incompatible with anarchism.

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🍉Čmonja (Bosnia cultist)🇵🇸❤✡️🇺🇦🇧🇦🇨🇿🇦🇲

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Slavbros of the world, unite and suck as much Germano-Nordic money as possible💪

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@WillTheKid1507 It’s funny because it’s true.

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@Militarylandnet Whoah, another village (irrelevant to the war effort) was captured. Better put up the flag of my non-existing fake state.

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@UnipolarHegemon PhDs in summary execution and skull measuring, I assume.

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@atla_gold @LogKa11 It’s pretty obviously shopped.

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@johnlew13336427 @James51108575 The store-bought gps attached via suction cup in a Russian fighter is one of my favorite pictures of the war.

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@Orionthebird As far as I’m aware, it’s never been the flag of imperial Japan.

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@jccfergie Holy shit. Get a fucking job, man.

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@Darsam12_ I’m from the EU. I’m cheering for the EU.

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@squatsons Wow, just wow. You’re justifying a horrific war crime by saying "Ukraine did it in a fake propaganda video"? Just how low are you willing to sink?

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@TrueSlazac Impressive, Mr. SlazaKKK. However, have you considered that settlers aren’t civilians?

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@anietotylkoja >Albania

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@luxOn997 @Ader46407190 @oryxspioenkop It's supposed to serve as ERA:

Russian T-80 tanks to receive ‘soft packages’ with explosive reactive armour

The latest modification of the T-80 tank will receive so-called 'soft packages' with explosive reactive armour, according to the Centre for Analysis of Strategies and Technologies. The improved...

defence-blog.com

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@SaltyFrenchBoi Is it necessary to bring her back if she is still present?

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@anietotylkoja I did this in high school too. Four years later, I don’t remember anything.

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@KissXDeath @ryangrim Yes, that’s what nuclear diplomacy is based on.

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@welmaoist @Leannenist But tbf even if you fill in a thousand wells, you don’t deserve to have your whole family shot for it. Might just be me though.

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@maple_politics @WillTheKid1507 You must be 15 years old tops if you feel compelled to use the word “globohomo” unironically.

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@StatisticUrban Prague is richer than Berlin lmao.

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@astro1095 @owlbeeeee They didn’t start the war and 10 million didn’t die.

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@TrueSlazac You should respect the hustle. 😤

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@Osinttechnical Now they started using AA to protect convoys but there’s no armor escorting this ome? What’s going on??

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@hilaryagro "Anti-imperialists" when they find out Russia and China also have disproportionately wealthy people and companies that manufacture weapons: