Am the Hoosker my Curl is delicious. Am likely in bed. ๐ฆ๐ Nomadicon Staff ๐๐ฆโจโจ 24 Bi M โจโจ๐งTwitch coming soon๐ง I also take photos I guess lol
To the
@TSA
agent that opened my checked crate in Phoenix/Vegas and stole my personalized artwork badges of Cooper. Thanks man, appreciate you making the world a better and safer place.
I seriously hope youโre caught and prosecuted for theft and treason.
Fuck yourself.
This is the document that Athy and I have drafted.
With the assistance of over 30 testimonies, please read, beware and ban this stain on the furry fandom.
Goodbye Tanner, it was never a pleasure. ๐
For anyone that was at Denfur wondering why the 7th floor tower hall smelled like pancakes. Iโm your pancake perpetratorโฆ. sorry not sorry. ๐ฅ๐
#denfur2023
#furry
No no no, weโre not doing this. Go fuck yourself. First of all grammar and punctuation have left the playing field. If you canโt think critically enough to where every time you read the word โminorโ you move into cancel culture mode thereโs something seriously wrong with you.
Let me just get this off my chest just so my friends understand.
I despise my college town. I donโt want to be here.
Nothing about this town makes me want to stay another semester but I have to.
If I could transfer to DFW or any other city for that matter Iโd do it tomorrow.
This whole "stand up and introduce yourself" in college is border line torture. Especially when you get a "hobbies" prompt. Cuz you're just sitting there like:
"Fucc, what are my hobbies?"
"Furry?"
"No, can't say that..."
"...furry?"
"Damn, that's the only good thing I have huh"
Itโs a college term used to denote a specialty in a field for fucks sake. Are you seriously low enough to claim Iโm sleeping with a minor? No questions? Just shoot? You canโt think of anything else to do on a Monday? And of course they have sub 100 followers itโs a fucking joke.
As con operations staff I canโt look past this.
In a public setting non attendees wonโt know the difference at first glance. This gets the police called, swat potentially.
This fandom is constantly scrutinized on multiple fronts, you canโt let this happen. (Thread)
#FWA2024
At work last night, and a coworker talking to another coworker:
โYouโre kinda sitting like a furry rnโ
Me, immediately cocking my head to see exactly โhowโ theyโre sittingโฆ relatively normalโฆ heccin confused.
I think Iโm being witch huntedโฆ ๐ณ๐
Back home from Denfur.
I met so many people, and reunited with some of my closest friends that I already miss terribly. I hope to have Denfur as one of my cornerstone conventions for years to come.
Now if youโll excuse me, the Sheraton hotel staff are at my front door waiting.
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TFF was hands down the best time I have ever had. It was my first con I attended in itโs entirety, and Iโll definitely be back for many to come. Not only did I reunite with the local friends that I missed while away at college, but I met new furs from all over!
So on a SERIOUS note, my job search will commence late this summer. And by preference, these are the prospects. Iโll be applying to over 90 positions across these areas.
โฆso yea Norway was the prank โฆget got
Interview:
โDo you have the answer to world peace?โ
Me:
โIf the world were perfect, it wouldnโt be.โ
And they said they wanted a real answer and feasible solution.
Honey, Iโm applying to be a supervisor at a taco joint as a summer job not President of the United States.
Iโm sick of this shit. Half the fucking fandom incinerates each other over this. It ends here. If you really cared youโd step away from Twitter, maybe consider deleting it altogether. Honestly, for the love of god go read a book it might actually change your entire fucking life.
Quite honestly if you find out where I live Iโll be impressed. Not entirely worried though, you typed this out as if you havenโt hit high school yet. Iโm just beside myself. Because honestly, did this barely posting husky seriously make you spit out you Cocoa Puffs this morning?
Waking up today and looking around my room, and I canโt quite grasp the fact that I had just gone to MFF.
So many amazing people, felt like it was so quick.
Getting back to my college town which is extremely isolated, just pumps the PCD with steroids.
#MFF2021
#furry
Just got asked by a stranger at a gas station what I do for work. Are we really at that point? โYou buy gas, must be rich?โ No sir, Iโm โจbrokeโจ
Iโve got some really big news I got in the mail yesterday. I didnโt know how I was gonna break the news one by one in person or text, so Iโll just post it here.
Iโm approved for an overseas grad school program in Europe! A 6 year design course that gives me a masterโs degree!
Not the vibe hun, not the vibe. Borderline advocating for heat stroke.
Be more careful next time. The world is a much bigger and complex place than you think, and if it were perfectโฆ it wouldnโt be.
It's hard to text everyone that I wish I could talk too daily. If I don't message you everyday, every other day, or even every week, it doesn't mean I don't care, or I don't like you. Stop assuming how I feel when you don't know my daily life.
No no no, please. Donโt cancel my shift with hours of notice. Thatโs TOO logical.
Cancel my shift RIGHT WHEN I GET THERE.
THATS IT, THAT HITS THE SPOT RIGHT THERE. MMMMMM MMM
YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Airline boarding desks:
-Double A Select members
-Preboarding class
(wtf is โpreโ boarding anyway)
-Business Elite Card members
-Prime Ultra Silver Spoon in ass Premier Reservation
College student:
Am I on the damn plane?
Boarding Desk:
Yes but-
College student:
Cool, now stfu
New sub lease roommate: Yo nice place whatโs the WiFi
Me: Youโll need your own router for your side of the unit, Iโll help you set it up too.
NSLR: Nah I was asking for your password, gotta hook up my 5 streaming services, 2 PCโs and Amazon Alexa to the WiFi.
Me: ๐ โฆno.
You just gotta be better at this.
I understand the weapon being approved (idk how but it was).
The main problem is making a spectacle of pointing a gun in the entire lobby. There are non attendees and staff that wouldnโt hesitate to call the police. Itโs just breach of peace.
As the cosplayer of Bomb Voyage in these photos and this video, I have a few things to say:
1. The โweaponโ I am holding is a prop which is marked with an orange tip and ribbon. The orange tip was very visible to everyone in the atrium, it's just difficult to see through the
Iโm proud to announce that Iโll be opening commissions for badges! I made a bunch for my TFF friends and they LOVED them. So Iโm starting small with 4 slots with waitlist for later. $5 pays for everything, even lamination and shipping. DM me if interested! Thanks! Love you all!โจ
@crossthewolf
does computer art, drawings, badges, even some fursuit making and heโs so good.
@Blaze_The_Foxx
has gotten so good at painting and/or drawing, itโs amazing.
@DoppioAmore
god tier edits in TikTok, not to mention the hilarious content. Fursuit photos? Next level.
Happy Pride Month from
@roosterboba
and I. Be gay do teh crimez. Be yourself.
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Work rained out, therefore it is nap time I repeat itโs is NAP TIME. Send all inquiries to the world class international furry postal service known as Telegram and I will respond after said nap time. *FLOP on bed*