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My biggest fear

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6 months

Every time

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6 months

While the Gruden/RG3 interaction is funny af, it is pretty sad that it’s been almost a decade and RG3 still refuses to take any accountability for not working out in the NFL.

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“Dad, how special was RG3’s rookie year?”

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Which long time Washington player did it hurt the most to see in another team’s jersey? I’ll start:

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This is the Rivera that we need

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8 year old me didn’t know what I was getting myself into 😭

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6 months

Who was the starting Quarterback for your team when you first started watching?

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2 years

Trade for Stafford: failed Trade up for Fields: failed Trade for Wilson: failed I’m at my breaking point

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4 months

When Adam Peters said Washington had a few “cornerstone pieces” I think he just meant Terry McLaurin lmao

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11 months

Which Washington draft pick were you convinced was going to be great, but never worked out? Mine: Antonio Gandy-Golden

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- Saleh has the Jets at 4-2 in his 2nd year - Daboll has the Giants at 5-1 in his 1st year - O’Connell has the Vikings at 5-1 in his 1st year - Zach Taylor had Bengals in the SB his 3rd year It’s doesn’t take 4-5 years to turn things around

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4 months

Adam Peters when he saw the Commanders roster for the first time.

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2 months

If you want speed, you get Tyreek Hill If you want size, you get Calvin Johnson If you want route running, you get Antonio Brown If you want hands, you get Larry Fitzgerald If you want all of that, you get Luke McCaffrey 😤

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5 months

“What do you think about Ben Johnson?” Washington fans:

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9 months

Soon

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2 months

Newton was PFF’s 11th ranked prospect. Washington got him at 36

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6 months

Josh Harris when he sees Brissett getting treatment on his hamstring today

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8 months

Cameron Cheeseman currently has a 25.8 grade on the year. They literally drafted a long snapper in the 6th round who can’t snap. Beyond inexcusable

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1 year

Sam Howell hung 26 points on this same defense

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9 months

GM Ron Rivera 2022 1st round pick: Practicing as a holder on PATs/FGs 2022 2nd round pick: 3 total snaps in a year and a half 2023 1st round pick: Benched and not playing by week six 2023 2nd round pick: 7 total snaps in six weeks

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2 years

Draft day is upon us my dudes 💯

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Jeremy Reaves was named as the special teams pro bowler for the NFC and made the first ever player voted all-pro team. He has now also been named PFF’s special teams player of the year with a 91.1 grade on 373 snaps. Absolutely incredible season from @JR1ERA 💯

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2 months

Unpopular opinion, or maybe not, but the white pants were way better than the mustard yellow “gold.” I always hated that color on the uniforms.

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10 months

List of players/coaches I’ve seen people say they’re “done with” in the last 24 hours: - Sam Howell - Eric Bieniemy - Kam Curl - Chase Young - The entire starting O-line - Emmanuel Forbes - Ron Rivera - Antonio Gibson - Quan Martin All this after one loss lmao

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4 months

Iykyk 😎

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4 months

Post a NFL pic that goes hard I'll start:

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2 years

- Signing Ryan Fitzpatrick to start for an entire season - Trading a 2nd and 3rd for Carson Wentz (also paying him $28 mil) - Starting Heinicke over Howell in a meaningless game I’ve never seen a coach more clueless about the QB position than Rivera

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1 year

Howell only had 4 incompletions all day and 3 were drops

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3 years

Joey Slye hasn’t gotten enough praise. He is now 10/10 on XPs/FGs since he got here and most of them have been right down the middle

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3 years

What if Washington just came out February 2nd and said our name will be the Washington Bullets

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10 months

Everytime Kirk Cousins plays in prime time, my feed is 90% Washington fans hating on him. 1. It’s been over 5 years since he played here. 2. He’s started 6 seasons in Minnesota compared to just 3 in Washington It’s 2023 and we have a young QB starting, can we please move on?

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1 year

I’ll never forgive them for not selling these hoodies

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Pierre garçon DeSean Jackson Jamison Crowder

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Name this Trio

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3 years

Nick Wright just said Washington’s WR, TE, and RB room is one of the worst in the league and McLaurin wasn’t even close to being a top 15 WR… good to know he does absolutely no homework before he goes on air

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2 years

I genuinely don’t understand why the other 31 owners want Snyder in the NFL. Every month he makes them look worse and worse

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2 months

I know I’m in the minority, but I really hope they don’t make a trade for Aiyuk. Trading a high draft pick for a player and immediately giving them $25+ mil per year is not ideal. They have McLaurin and Dotson. Just draft a WR today and that room is set.

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1 year

They don’t know what’s coming

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LaQuan Jones

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1 year

Give me an example of someone playing like the rent is due:

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1 year

Antonio Gibson has talent, but has been misused as a traditional RB. He should be used in more of a Deebo Samuel-type role. Give him the ball in open space and let him work.

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6 months

Josh Harris and Adam Peters with Ben Johnson and either Caleb Williams or Drake Maye on the way Its a new era in Washington football 🥲

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2 months

Jordan Magee in just 32 pass rush snaps generated 20 pressures and 6 sacks lmao Insane 🔥

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8 months

My excitement for the new ownership would go from a 10/10 to a 2/10 if they trade for Belichick. It’s something Snyder would do.

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2 years

Colts fans realizing they’re not getting our 2nd round pick now

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1 year

We have to have the only head coach and front office in the league that has a great WR trio and decides they want to be a run heavy offense. I genuinely don’t understand drafting Dotson last year if they just want to run the ball 35+ times a game.

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Kurt Benkert

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5 months

If I’m the #Commanders I’m trading down for a haul. Way too many pieces to fill to grab a QB that high. Try free agency or get a better O line for Howell the gunslinger.

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2 months

Let us never forget, this is the man that ended the Ravens 24 game preseason win streak 🫡

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The #Commanders released QB Jake Fromm.

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1 year

Just throw it up to 17 😤

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What does “clutch” mean?

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Nicholas

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1 year

Name a bigger upgrade:

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2 months

Grandma stays in the cage until Drake Maye is a Commander. Your move Peters.

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10 months

AD outrunning the entire Eagles defense at age 33 was pretty ridiculous

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Can you recall a time when an athlete showcased ridiculous speed?

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8 months

Allen and Payne after getting their contract extensions

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2 years

Heinicke watching Howell play

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4 months

So long partner, it was a fun ride. Take good care of him Seattle 🥲

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Rivera: 3 years (playoffs once at 7-9) McCarthy: 3 years (playoff twice) Siranni: 2 years (playoffs twice) Daboll: 1 year (playoffs once) But nothing better than a 4-5 year rebuild, am I right?

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🚨 DEVLOPING: In an interview, Peters told Drake Maye they’re considering him at 2. Josh Harris then stood up and roundhouse kicked Peters in the face. Harris said: “I’m running the show” and that “this is my world and you’re just living in it.” Harris wants Mac Jones in D.C.

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1 year

Chase Young at his worst is a top 10 run defender and decent pass rusher. Again this is at his worst. Picking up his 5th year option should be a no brainer.

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6 months

What Ben Johnson is going to see as soon as he joins the zoom call Friday

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5 months

This fan base went from wanting nothing to do with Quinn to saying he’s actually a smart hire in about 6 hours lmao

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Us

Los Angeles Chargers

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6 months

WHO’S GOT IT BETTER THAN US??

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6 months

This fan base is overvaluing Jonathan Allen’s trade value. By a lot

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Rick Spielman, who helped hire Adam Peters, has said multiple times that he believes the pick will be Maye. Daniel Jeremiah said knowing Adam Peters, he thinks the pick will be Maye. Seems those who talk to and know Peters believe Maye is his guy.

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2 months

Only this fan base would be arguing against the QB they just selected #2 overall getting the jersey # he wants. Because the PUNTER has that number.

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1 month

This game single handedly took 5 years off of my life

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Luvu at $12 mil per year >>>> Queen at $18+ mil per year

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6 months

These are still the best uniform designs I’ve seen 🔥 @GonzoDidThis is your guy if there is a potential rebrand on the horizon. @whoisjwright

Gonzo Did This

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Focused on building something special, the @Commanders may not prioritize a rebrand now. But, if they do, . A local with global brand experience, even for the rumored 3rd jersey/uniform. @Markein @whoisjwright

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The Jags signed Brandon Scherff to a 3 year/$49.5 million deal. He only managed a 59 grade in the regular season. His lowest graded season in Washington was 2018 with a 72.5.

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1 year

Brian Robinson with a head of steam 😤

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2 years

This held up pretty well

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3 months

In the past week: “Washington is leaning towards JD” “Many believe Maye is going to be the pick” “Executives believe Peters will take McCarthy at 2” At this point, they might as well throw Nix and Penix into the mix just to be safe lmao

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He wasn’t a perfect prospect by any means, but I’ll never understand how he fell to round 5

Mander Manny

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This guy literally just flicks his wrist...

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1a. Slowik 1b. Macdonald I want no part of anyone else

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Javonte Jean-Baptise: - 99th percentile in run defense grade - 86th percentile in run stop % - 88th percentile in pass rush grade on true pass sets - 82nd percentile in pass rush win rate PFF’s 164th ranked prospect taken at 222

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In the 2022 National Championship, Brandon Coleman had arguably a perfect game in pass protection. - 0 sacks, hits, hurries, or pressures allowed - 89.8 pass block grade And again this was the National Championship game… Against Georgia’s defense

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Charles Leno’s pass blocking grades: 2021: 87.3 (2nd highest) 2022: 80.9 (11th highest) He’s a good LT that would have a couple bad reps a game. The interior O-Line and QB play made him look worse than he actually was this year. Also #WPMOYChallenge Leno

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Boom

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8 months

Live look at Commanders fans

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2 years

Percy Butler in 866 career coverage snaps: 1 TD allowed 3 INTs 52.7 allowed completion % Also has elite level special teams grades the past three years 💯

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Age of starting O-Line from this season next year: Leno: 32 Norwell: 32 Roullier: 30 Turner: 30 Cosmi: 24 Depth: Schweitzer: 30 Larsen: 32 Lucas: 32 One lineman under the age of 30. Absolutely have to get younger pieces this offseason.

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Josh Harris taking back his request to interview Dan Quinn

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I’m one game into Caleb Williams. Bring him home

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Rivera won’t say it, but I will. Sam Howell is QB1

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10 months

Which Washington player in the past decade was under appreciated/not talked about enough? Mine: Chris Thompson

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It’s 9:30 AM and Ben Johnson hasn’t been hired yet?

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I’m not sure how FOX can demote Greg Olson when Brady starts next season. Olson is the best in the game right now and no one is remotely close to him.

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NFL Network is replaying the 2018 Giants/Bucs game and they just mentioned how Washington is 6-3 and are currently playing the Texans.

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10 months

Snyder seeing FedEx being sold out in his first game not as the owner

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The Commanders announced they sold out FedEx Field for Week 1 against the Cardinals.

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Interviewing both Bieniemy and Roman shows me they have no clue of what type of offense they want to run.

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I started watching football in 2007 when I was 8. I have never seen this team even win a playoff game. Today is my Super Bowl 💯

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NFL Network is replaying last years week 10 Commanders/Eagles game. Looks like I’ll be busy for the next couple hours.

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I saw Howell in the preseason. He never once looked overwhelmed. To think he can’t play in a meaningless game is absurd. Not saying he’ll look great or even good, but it’s ridiculous to not give him this experience.

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Rivera had Howell sitting on his couch most Sundays. I’m actually sick

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Imagine if the last regime had an ounce of common sense. We’d have a great LT in Christian Darrisaw and a CB1 in Christian Gonzalez

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Jack Del Rio when it was time to cook up the worst defensive game plan you’ve ever seen

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Jonathan Allen in 2023: - Pressures: 49 (17th) - Pass rush grade: 77.6 (19th) - 85.7 on true pass sets (9th) - Pass rush win rate: 15% (8th) Daron Payne: - Pressures: 35 (37th) - Pass rush grade: 57.1 (65th) - 61.7 on true pass sets (61st) - Pass rush win rate: 6% (65th)

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Some takes I’ve seen on this app so far: Caleb Williams: isn’t that good Drake Maye: isn’t that good Jayden Daniels: isn’t that good Bo Nix: isn’t that good Michael Penix: isn’t that good It’s going to be a long draft season lmao

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