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@CookedByZa

6 months

What James Harden did for Tyrese Maxey is exactly what Chris Paul did for SGA

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9 months

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@CookedByZa

6 months

A player doing this is NOT normal Kawhi shouldn’t be playing right now it was clear we forced him back

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Laker fans trying to label this guy as a locker room cancer and a “vampire” is one of the nastiest agendas Ive ever seen

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@LAClippers

9 months

"The fans were great... Shoutout to you guys, you guys are amazing!" -Russell Westbrook

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@CookedByZa

9 months

GTA X LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS 🔥 (Via @overtime )

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@CookedByZa

2 years

@LegionHoops @VicLombardi nah bruh just called him invisible hes just making it worse 😭

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@CookedByZa

8 months

Every 5 years.

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@CookedByZa

1 year

you’re telling me a legit medical staff sees this and just says “nah nope you’re not playing” come on man fire them mfs next season

Swish Cultures

@swishcultures_

1 year

Paul George ( @Yg_Trece ) working out before today’s practice 👀🔥 🎥: @ashtenjewell

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@CookedByZa

6 months

I think we can all agree Clippers vs Mavs has been the best first round series right??

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@CookedByZa

11 months

Im crying Paul George really made this meme and made sure he never had another bad game again so we couldn’t use it 😭

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@CookedByZa

6 months

These mfs knew something we didn’t 😭

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Neither young guard becomes what they are today without the mentorship of the vet guard

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Bro invited our coach and not his 😭

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

10 months

Pics from LeBron’s 39th birthday party 🪩🔥 (via @graydientLA )

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@CookedByZa

2 years

“instead Harden its Norm Powell” 😭

Milly🎲

@Hoodie_Milly

2 years

@PGEnthusiastt I mean it's more or less what the Rockets did but instead Harden its Norm Powell and instead of PJ Tucker its T Mann. It can be enough to win

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@CookedByZa

2 years

I think its time to have a conversation about Russell Westbrook.

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@CookedByZa

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@CookedByZa

2 years

if this isn’t home court advantage then idk what is…lol

Mari

@ohhhthatsMari

2 years

@TheGSRealism win, lose or draw still doesn’t change the fact the Clippers have never had or will never have home court advantage vs the Lakers😂

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@CookedByZa

6 months

@LiamLeadley3 He definitely contributed to his development

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Its the playoffs and we’re calling this a foul?

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@CookedByZa

6 months

@TheKHayes14 Did you watch the video?

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@CookedByZa

2 years

Nobody realized but…that man has no leg brace on…

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Paul George in the last 20 games: 25.0 PPG 5.2 RPG 3.5 APG 1.5 SPG 52/48/92 PG is quietly having one of the best seasons of his career in year 14, he turns 34 next month.

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@CookedByZa

2 years

Bones Hyland in his last 3 games: 16-4-7 46/57/0 18-2-7 58/38/100 13-2-8 45/29/50 Stepping up big off the bench in the absence of Paul George 🔥

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@CookedByZa

10 months

For those who wanted to know, 131.1 ORTG is the highest offensive rating in NBA history.

Robert

@robert40269940

10 months

James Harden since becoming the Clippers' starting PG: 16.7 PPG 4.8 RPG 8.6 APG (2.3 TO) 45.8 FG% 42.5 3P% 65.3 TS% 131.1 ORTG, 112.0 DRTG = 19.1 BRef Net Rating 12-3 Record

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Paul George said it best, he simply isnt allowed to play with the same physicality that is being allowed to be played against him

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Paul George: 31-7-5 James Harden: 25-5-8 Ivica Zubac: 20-12-1 Clippers W to take 3-2 lead

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@CookedByZa

2 years

We better not hire Ime Udoka or shes done for

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@NotoriousOHM

2 years

Paul George getting a little work in before Clippers shootaround.

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@CookedByZa

2 years

Lu Dort tonight against the Clippers: 3 Points 1/11 (9%) from the field 1/4 (25%) from three Watching this dude play basketball is Dorture 🔥

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Russell Westbrook is a better defender than Jrue Holiday in 2024 but yall dont wanna have that discussion

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@CookedByZa

11 months

Not everyone can

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@CookedByZa

9 months

What has been your favorite Clipper game so far this season?

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@CookedByZa

8 months

Harden all time> Prime Harden> Current Harden> Same thing with Russ too

Ball

@BallMuse23

8 months

True or False?

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Thanasis Antetakounmpo to Paul George

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Clippers gonna head back to LA up 3-1 and close it in 5

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@CookedByZa

2 years

@nonbiasednbafan Bro edit this tweet immediately 💀

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Skip Bayless was 100% right thats hilarious

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@CookedByZa

9 months

The completely false narrative that Russell Westbrook is the only HOF who sacrificed on this team is so stupid. Paul George has completely shifted his game and turned into a mostly off ball player and James Harden is taking the least amount of shots since 2011-2012

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@CookedByZa

7 months

Anybody else realize PG been growing his hair out? Yall know what that means.

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@CookedByZa

6 months

I hope you guys are seeing how the Clippers vs Mavs game is being officiated

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@CookedByZa

7 months

1 year ago today Russell Westbrook gave us his masterclass against the Memphis Grizzlies and this legendary photo.

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@CookedByZa

6 months

We brought in James Harden for this exact scenario so we should already be ready without Kawhi. We need everything from you today Uno @JHarden13

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@CookedByZa

6 months

If PG leads us to go up 2-0 without Kawhi he’s unanimously the greatest Clipper ever btw I dont make the rules

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Uno and Dos cooking don’t worry Trece on the way

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@FeelLikeDrew

10 months

James Harden tonight: 28 pts, 15 ast, 7 reb, 4 blk, 1 stl, 50% FG, 83% 3PT Kawhi Leonard tonight: 27 pts, 8 reb, 1 blk, 1 stl, 56% FG, 50% 3PT The Clippers are on a 6 game winstreak.

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@CookedByZa

7 months

Paul George’s last 8 games: 27-6-4 56/57/100 26-6-1 45/33/100 26-5-6 48/33/100 28-5-7 92/86/100 22-3-3 46/40/100 22-5-9 50/33/80 21-7-2 47/44/100 29-5-1 59/60/43 PG13 Back?

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@CookedByZa

4 months

Paul George pissed L Frank off cause what the hell this dudes on demon timing rn 😂

Chris Haynes

@ChrisBHaynes

4 months

Free agent guard Kris Dunn has reached an agreement with the Los Angeles Clippers, league sources tell @NBAonTNT , @BleacherReport .

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@CookedByZa

8 months

Man yall so lucky Uno wasn’t selected as an allstar it would have broken the aura barrier

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@CookedByZa

1 year

when will y’all understand that PG and Kawhi WANT to play the medical staff just wont let them y’all aren’t doctors

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9 months

Eurost3pgod

@eurost3pgod2

9 months

Clippers fans are way more appreciative of what Harden brings to the table than philly fans are and I'm not sure why

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Game 5 is a MUST MUST MUST win for LA man we cant go down 3-2 going back to Dallas

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@CookedByZa

2 years

This man tore his ACL a year ago by the way

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@CookedByZa

9 months

As soon as I see Norman Powell touch the ball I know nobody else is getting it

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Paul George is a better QB than Lamar Jackson im crying

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@CookedByZa

6 months

It hasn’t failed me yet 🙏 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 kawhi plays 🕯 today 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@CookedByZa

8 months

Russ might be a horrid ft shooter but one thing about him is that hes not missing them in the clutch

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@CookedByZa

4 months

At the end of the day the LA Clippers win 1-3 NBA Championships if Kawhi Leonard and Paul George could stay healthy and I will stand on that till the day I die.

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@CookedByZa

2 years

Russ is better than CP3 currently. Russ is better than CP3 in their primes. Russ is better than CP3 all time.

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@CookedByZa

8 months

The Clippers finally play again

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@CookedByZa

9 months

You put James Harden and or Russell Westbrook instead of Bradley Beal on this Suns team and they’re a top 3 seed btw argue a brick wall

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@CookedByZa

7 months

Donovan Mitchell has to be SICK of Paul George and the Clippers thats three 25+ point comebacks blown to them in his career 😭

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@CookedByZa

7 months

Another team got a taste of how the Clippers get officiated every game and they crashed out lol

Hoop Central

@TheHoopCentral

7 months

Kelly Oubre flipped off the ref. 😂 (h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

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@CookedByZa

6 months

“Luka is injured” Be serious Terance Mann and Russ have had that man in jail all series

Alterraun⚡

@Hockfan445

6 months

Luka tried to join this Kyrie and Harden band for band and his card declined LMFAO

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Somebody PLEASE find me a high quality photo of PG after hitting that dagger 3

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@CookedByZa

8 months

I hope Norm goes down as one of those role players that when you look back one day you say “Damn he was cold”

Joey Linn

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8 months

Norman Powell on his windmill dunk in the clutch: “I told Amir the next time I get a fastbreak dunk that’s wide open I’m gonna windmill it… They gave me a little hard time coming in after the game… Did it go in? Alright then. Nobody gotta say anything.”

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@CookedByZa

7 months

I just wanna see a healthy Kawhi Leonard in the playoffs man

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@CookedByZa

11 months

Paul George’s Last 7 Games: 25-9-4 34-8-2 24-8-3 28-5-6 23-8-3 35-7-3 26-7-7 Back On His Bully Shit.

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@CookedByZa

10 months

@FeelLikeDrew Dont forget this

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@CookedByZa

9 months

THE LA CLIPPERS ARE THE 1 SEED AFTER STARTING 3-7

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Clippers winning tomorrow to force game 7 in LA

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Uno looks so slim now good stuff man great conditioning

LA Clippers

@LAClippers

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"I think it's my job as one of the leaders on this team" -James Harden

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@CookedByZa

9 months

We need to have a conversation soon about Amir Coffey and a certain starter

Mark Thompson

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9 months

Amir is averaging 16 points a game in 3 starts for Paul George

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@CookedByZa

6 months

The Dallas Mavericks are NOT a good team. We played down to them and lost, the bounce back in game 3 soon

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@CookedByZa

7 months

Its only right 🙏 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 kawhi will be 🕯 okay. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@CookedByZa

9 months

@burner_literal He’s been great for us without Harden so I wouldn’t care too much

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@CookedByZa

11 months

BI and Zion when they aren’t playing the Clippers

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@CookedByZa

9 months

This is how Laker fans act like Russell Westbrook played

BricksCenter

@BricksCenter

9 months

Jalen Green‘s shot selection needs to be studied

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9 months

Russell Westbrook>Jrue Holiday both defensively and offensively this season

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Leaders since DECEMBER 1st: ORTG — Clippers DRTG — Cavaliers NETRTG — Celtics (Clippers top 3) FG% — Clippers 3P% — Clippers FT% — Clippers

StatMuse

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Leaders since January 1st: ORTG — Clippers DRTG — Knicks NETRTG — Cavaliers FG% — Suns 3P% — Clippers FT% — Jazz

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8 months

Adam Silver has us playing every single day he’s actually a terrorist

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8 months

The only reason that the Clippers dipped and went into this slump is because Paul George and Ivica Zubac aren’t 100%…Thats all.

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Kawhi plays = the rest of the team plays great PG plays = the rest of the team forgets how to play basketball

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@CookedByZa

6 months

Yall are seriously not ready for this big game 2 by Paul George

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@CookedByZa

9 months

The 2023-2024 LA Clippers

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@CookedByZa

2 years

Ty Lue would rather just lose games then to swallow his pride and play RoCo and we’ve lost countless games because of it

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8 months

Even with our unhealthy slump stint lmao

StatMuse

@statmuse

8 months

Best record by a Western Conference team since January 1st: 22-9 — Clippers 20-9 — Nuggets 22-10 — Thunder 20-11 — Suns

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Why are people acting like the difference between Porzingus and Zubac is insanely big

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Norman Powell tonight against the Dallas Mavericks: 21 PTS 3 REB 2 AST 7/10 FGM 70% 3/6 3PM 50% 4/4 FTM 100% This is why him playing in the absence of Paul George was crucial.

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2 years

i don’t understand how he could already be at this level but not return until the 2nd round…this type of progress looks like he’ll be back by game 3 MAX…something fishy is going on here

Tomer Azarly

@TomerAzarly

2 years

Your Paul George update: More standstill jumpers before Clippers practice.

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@CookedByZa

10 months

“That’s alright, we’ll be alright…They better take advantage of it now” -Tyronn Lue

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1 year

Do Russell Westbrook fans want Russ to re-sign with the Clippers?

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@CookedByZa

6 months

I’ve literally never wanted to win an NBA series as bad as I want to win this one

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Look at the replies I hate yall bro

Tomer Azarly

@TomerAzarly

2 years

“If there is somebody out there — Russell [Westbrook] — if it makes sense and it goes with our team, we’re all for it… Hopefully Russell sees this and we figure something out.” Paul George on the Clippers adding a traditional point guard

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@CookedByZa

9 months

Russell Westbrook is easily a better paint protector and rebounder than Mason Plumlee and Daniel Theis…thats so sad. shoutout to Russ

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9 months

Naw we really got the best point guard rotation in the NBA after having to deal with Reggie Jackson, John Wall, and Eric Bledsoe

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Paul George: 41 min Kawhi Leonard: 38 min James Harden 37 min Big 3 stacked heavy minutes tonight and have been for the last couple weeks. This is a no go and is putting a strain on their bodies I wish we had a player who’s lacking in minutes who’s willing to put his body up

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9 months

PG on a min restriction with No Ivica Zubac and a back to back in Boston But Celtic fans are making excuses for getting blown out by 40? Okay man

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@CookedByZa

2 years

@ReceiptsNba Why tf we gotta explain why human beings gotta eat now 😭

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@CookedByZa

10 months

Why isn’t Russell Westbrook being talked about for DPOY let alone all defensive team? All the stats, metrics and even the eye test back it up.

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