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Reminder that Anthony Edwards is a homophobic scumbag
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@hibsidnolic All gooner 1st team
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Who tf do they think kyrie is 💀
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10 months
Cursing in front of someone’s mom you just met 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Curry wins: it's the team Curry loses: he's a choker Lebron wins: he's the goat Lebron loses: it's the team This narrative has been on repeated since 2015
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@TheDunkCentral @ShamsCharania Curry KD and Bron on the same team?
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8 months
2016 Stephen Curry. The Human Torch (A Mini Thread analyzing the highest offensive peak ever reached ⬇️)
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BGN used to run nba twitter I’m 2019-2020 now he’s just a bot
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Who's this twitter user?
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@TheNBACentral All the plays he’d draw up
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@BallMuse23 Cause he’s fat and ugly
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1 month
Westbrook laughing at Steph Curry’s defense led to the best 3 game stretch from a player ever
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Bron history has to be the best fan acct ever bro. Need Curry to have a PR manager like this
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LeBron History 🏀
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75 times LeBron James blocked NBA Top 75 players
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@HoodiDrew Nothing wrong with Jarrett Allen’s fit
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@BallMuse23 We use methstreams now
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“Dad, how did Giannis win a championship?”
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Who got that one NBA Twitter screenshot?
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“Duncan was the best player of the 2000s”
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2 years
@joetsai1999 Joe what do you think about Uighur Muslims in China?
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Never forget when Unc Shannon sharpe killed Kevin Garnett for talking about Lebron James 😭😭😭
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5 months
Lebron gives you stats, Curry gives you wins. Story of their careers.
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@statmuse Clippers run as 1st seed
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accurate and unbiased top 25 peaks among active nba players, thoughts?
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11 months
@FeelLikeDrew She deleted cause Wizards MJ was still scoring a lot, she’s at that Spurs T Mac phase
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2 years
Hand me my Ws
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7 months
KD Fans comparing him to Steph after the 2022 playoffs
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6 months
Curry gave Prime Kawhi and Marc Gasol 47 Points with box and 1 coverage against him in the 2019 finals. Who does he think MJ is??? 😂
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6 months
Micah and C.J. debated MJ vs. Steph... Things got heated 🤣 (via The Edge with Micah Parsons)
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11 months
Active Players with Multiple regular season MVPs and Multiple Finals MVPs -Lebron James -Stephen Curry Best players of our era. Respect.
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@BallsackSports He changed it forever
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Only players in NBA history to make 5 All-NBA 1st teams at 25 years old: Kevin Durant Luka Doncic
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In Game 4 of the 2015 Finals, with a chance to give the Cavs a 3-1 series lead, Lebron James dropped: 20 Pts 0 Steals 0 Blocks 32% FG/25% 3P/50% FT 37.9% TS
What is the biggest "fuck it I'm lebron James moment"?
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@brndxix I’m on Censoredman’s side on this icl
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Stephen Curry after going down 3-1 to the Thunder 2016 WCF -32.7 PPG -7.7 APG -7.3 RPG -2.3 SPG -47/47/91 splits -64.9 TS% (+11.5 rTS) Given the context, this is probably the best 3 game stretch ever.
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9 months
He actually might be one for be most overrated players ever. Lives off on shot and all his deficiencies are masked by the “skill” excuses
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I consider an “era” to be a decade worth of time. Stephen Curry in the past decade has been Arguably the Best player in the world from 2015-2017, 2019, 2021-2022 Top 5 player that whole span 4 rings 2X FMVP 2X MVP Curry is THE best player of this era
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Excluding LeBron, Who was the 2nd greatest player of this era?
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How do you actually watch basketball and reach this conclusion? I honestly reckon Tatum might be closer to Derozan than he is to Luka
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I’m tired of pretending that Jayson Tatum is not a whole category separated from the likes of Luka Doncic. Tatum >>> Doncic
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2019 Warriors with Steph: 57-25 2020 Warriors without Steph: 15-50 🐐
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The impact LeBron has on a team's success. 🤯🤯👑
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2 years
@big_business_ Lebron when it’s time to cap his ass off
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Kobe Bryant in the 2010 WCF against the Suns: 33.7 PPG 7.2 RPG 8.3 APG 1.2 BLK 52/43/88 Splits 64% TS (+10 rTS) Offensive Maestro.
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9 months
Lebron got the funniest fanbase I’ve ever seen
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9 months
All steph fans do is try to link Curry to LeBron's legacy They aren't remotely in the same league
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@LegionHoops Lebron and AD playing 70+ games and still missed the playoffs 😂😂😂 #JustBlowItUp
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LeBron James in the 2008-09 NBA season averaged 32.0 points, 8.6 rebounds, 8.2 assists, and 3.1 stocks (all per 75 possessions) while playing 81 games, leading the Cleveland Cavaliers to the top record in the NBA at 66 wins. Not only did the Cavs have the best record, they also
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That narcissist Michael Jordan had to make sure Jerry Krause legacy was tarnished. Even though Krause was the one who built all those superteams for him
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Absolutely brutal reaction from Chicago fans, booing the late Jerry Krause at the Bulls’ Ring of Honor ceremony. His wife representing him was in tears. Just awful.
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2 years
Jordan Poole got his revenge on Draymond 💀😭
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i feel bad for KD fans cause nobody actually cares about him anymore, he's gonna be a nostalgic legend like Kevin Garnett or Tracy McGrady, and it's not even his fault either he just wasn't better than LeBron, Curry or Kawhi.
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Off-season goals for the Suns: -Get an actual PG -Get viable POA defense to guard guys like Ant and Luka come playoff time I think this trade is perfect
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@mldiffley Russ gets slandered for being great after injuries while Rose is treated like a martyr it’s so nasty
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@statmuse Draymond got 4 💍. How many Rudy got? 🤔
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Literally the 2 best players in the league are white lol
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@Yeaderrr I know he’s mad as hell he sold his acct with twitter being monetized now
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@BornAKang No way tella tubby has 1500 bodies 😭
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Tatum hate gimmicks are crazy like why would a Warriors fan care that much to hate on him?
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PJ Washington got more 25+ point games than Tatum this playoffs
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@LebronEagIes Lebron 4 rings 4 FMVP bs Michael Jordan 6 rings 6 FMVP
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Tatum 0 Points on 0-7 shooting
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Tears bro
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@Mil_Boolin Guru had the funniest fall off he got d0xxed and had to stop his Lebron hate now he’s just a bot
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@Dom_2k King Bach in 2023
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We remember what happened the last time a Superstar OKC guard disrespected #30 🤫
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7 months
I REALLY hope the Warriors run into the Thunder in the playoffs so that Curry can humble tf out of SGA. Remember this tweet if/when this happens because I promise you, the Thunder are getting SLAPPED. They lucked into playing Warriors while Kerr failed to figure out rotations.
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@JahMakesMoves “ayy i got cheap clean, 💥🔫 4 sale tap tha link in my bio 7358”
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@currypistonn She thinks every Chinese player is Rui 😭
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Austin Reaves in his 1st playoff game taking over in the clutch. He’s Him
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Stephen Curry’s True Shooting Percentage in every season 2010: 56.8% 2011: 59.5% 2012: 60.5% 2013: 58.9% 2014: 61.0% 2015: 63.8% 2016: 66.9% 2017: 62.4% 2018: 67.5% 2019: 64.1% 2021: 65.5% 2022: 60.1% 2023: 65.6% Most efficient high volume scorer ever. Wow.
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LeBron James in the 2020 Finals: ◽️30.0 PTS ◽️12.0 RPG ◽️ 8.5 AST ◽️1.2 STL ◽️0.5 BLK ◽️ 59.1 FG% ◽️41.7 3P% ◽️65.7 eFG% ◽️67.1 TS% One of his most Dominant finals performances ever 🐐.
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Aging stars and their Co-stars who can take over a Game any given night: KD: Booker, Beal LeBron: AD, Reaves Kawhi: PG13, Harden Steph: Yet he’s the only one people expect to backpack his team like it’s 2022
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This who Triple HGH gave the title too? 💀
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@WrestleBanana miz without dolph and that talking smack promo
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Down 2-1 to the Boston Celtics in the 2022 Finals, Stephen Curry dropped 43 PTS 10 REB 4 AST 7 3PM (50% shooting) 71.8 TS%
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What's your fav players biggest bag against the wall moment?
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@SethRollinsson Jericho looks so awful 😭 how are him and Edge around the same age but Edge looks wayyy better
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Last time Lebron scored under 10 Points in the regular season
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@BronGotGame
²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞
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Two single digit games in one season is insane, this brother is so cooked😭
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LeBron is now 0-7 on shots in the NBA Finals on go ahead / game tying shots in the final 24 seconds of NBA Finals games. Steph Curry is 2-4 on such shots.
@BronGotGame
²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞
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Doesn’t change the fact that he’s 0/14 in playoff game winners lol
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As a playoff performer
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Active players to average 30 PPG or above in an NBA Finals series win: -2017 Kevin Durant (35.2) -2021 Giannis Antetokounpo (35.2) -2022 Stephen Curry (31.2) -2023 Nikola Jokic (30.2) Best players of our era. Respect 🫡
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@LeBeautiiful @statmuse Kobe Bryant’s Historic 2003 Regular Season: ▫️30.0 PPG ▫️6.9 REB ▫️5.9 AST ▫️2.2 STLs ▫️0.8 BLKs ▫️55.0 TS% (+3.1 rTS) ▫️9 Straight 40+ point games. ▫️All Defense 1st team 03 Kobe was insane 🐐
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Lebron’s longevity is truly special, but something to observe is how great Steph and KD’s longevity is coming along. Most PPG by a 34 year old in NBA History: 1. Steph Curry 29.4- 67.1%TS(!!!) 2. Kevin Durant 29.1- 67.7%TS(!!!) 3. Michael Jordan 28.4- 53.6%TS (😬)
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“Dad, how did Kawhi Leonard win 2 rings?”
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Dame not having help vs Luka not having help
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Stephen Curry if he signed to Nike instead of Under Armor -4x NBA Champion -3x Finals MVP -3x MVP -11x All Star -6x All-NBA 1st team Where does this rank all time?
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@cocksources Aidin Ross without acting gay:
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Steph haters are so weird…
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@Iknowballlilbro All 3 of the Suns wins over GSW this season were without Dray btw
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@BronGotGame Bro said he was flying out to LA to fight Laker fans 😭
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Curry's 2012-14 stretch • 24.6 points/75 (Inflation Adjusted) • +11% per TSA • 8 IA assists • 12.4 adj box creation • 44% from 3 on 8 attempts • 56 win pace with him on court and 30 win with him off But "he wasn't good before 2015”-🤓
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“Warriors only won in 2017 cause Kawhi got injured” Kawhi led Spurs blew OKC out in game 1 of the 2016 semis. I wonder how that series turned out? 🤔
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Bron fans are saying “Lebron was better than AD in the first 3 games!” But don’t keep that same energy for 2017 when Steph was better than KD for the first 3 playoff series
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They wouldn’t have given Steph the MVP.
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Kevin Durant shot 6-9 from the field with 2 assists and only 1 turnover in the 2023 playoffs when he was guarded by 2x DPOY Kawhi Leonard (via )
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Bum is ducking the smoke, he got PTSD from Kawhi in last playoffs
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@TheDunkCentral “Kai Jones” in MVP talks
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@FloaterMerchant Gone but never forgotten
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KD, Lebron and Curry are in poverty. It’s a new era fr
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Is LeBron James still a better player than Jayson Tatum? 🤔💭
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Anthony Davis 2020 Playoffs (Per 75) 28.0 PPG 66.5% TS (+10 rTS) 80% in Restricted Area 51% from 15-24 Feet 38.3% 3P Elite three level scoring. Underrated scoring peak.
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This how long Curry been better than Lebron
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Kevin Durant after going down 2-1 to the All time defense Spurs in the 2016 Playoffs (-7.4 rDRTG) 33.7 PPG 6.6 RPG 3.6 AST 60% TS (+8.7 rTS) Won three straight games to send Tim Duncan into retirement 🔥
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2 years
@BleacherReport Same guy btw
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Lebron after going up 2-1 on the Celtics (2010 Playoffs) 21.3 PPG 6 Turnovers per game 34% FG 15% 3P Outplayed by Rondo, Lost the series as the heavy favorites, then ran to D Wade’s team in the Summer.
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Should be obvious
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