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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
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What would you say is a fair price for Thomas Partey? 💰 #Partey #Arsenal #AFC
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It's our time.
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Best episode of Benny Hill ever
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It's much better viewing without pundits comments. #COYS
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Conte: "You've passed the medical, are you ready to sign" Barkley:
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"They know" http://t.co/g6ENfu6WPX
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A short story
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2 years
Spurs signing Richarlson to save Romero 2 yellows next season is serious 5-head tactics.
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@realDonaldTrump
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On a human level I do hope the affected Arsenal players fully recover from loan, suspension and AFCON.
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3 years
Crazy that Fabian Delph has managed to become the least popular 31 year old at Everton.
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In honor of Twitter being founded 17 years ago today, what's your favorite moment on the social media platform?
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“Boris Johnson has resigned. I am his replacement Joris Bohnson. I come from some place far away”
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7 years
Textbook
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3 years
Spurs faking covid to get through the Romero injury is frankly genius.
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Still the moment of the match
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🐍
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If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his career ends.
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Been a while.
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This is too real.
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9 years
My highlight of 2015?
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@realDonaldTrump
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5 years
Arsenal after December
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JB™️
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I mean who falls like this
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Udogie also was fucking incredible after Gary Neville sent him off before half time.
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http://t.co/1vOdcbeShY
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This is a terrible result for Spurs’ Champions League hopes.
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LOL
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2047: "You all laughed and said I was sad for living at my Mum's house. Yeah, well it's my house now"
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8 years
Arsenal season review.
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10 months
We remember April and May
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This team never gives up ✊
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@realDonaldTrump
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Arsenal fans are enjoying Serge Aurier in an Arsenal shirt whilst one of their players takes £55k pw pay cut just to get the fuck out
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8 years
I love Eric Dier, everyone should.
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Maybe the best ever.
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How many times have Tottenham Hotspur ruined your week?
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#COYEngland
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£21m + Lamela for Gil. A lot of pressure on Bryan being a £121m player
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@TottenhamTiers
Tottenham Tiers
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Harry Kane has previously recommended Maguire to the #thfc hierarchy. [ @Matt_Law_DT ] 🥇
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Nice that you're signing your tweets off now
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Cesc Fabregas Premier league highlights
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2 years
Can’t see this taking off
@HotspurLane
Hotspur Lane
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2 years
🚨NEW: Tottenham are amongst the sides interested in signing Shakhtar Donetsk right-back Dodo. [Sport] #thfc
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It’s quite the riddle.
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@rioferdy5
Rio Ferdinand
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Just having a discussion in the car en route to the game….the question has come up - Why are there no openly gay footballers in the Premier League???
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I love Harry Kane but I love Spurs more. I actually don’t care what’s best for him.
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Spurs should sign Traore just so we don’t have to play against him.
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6 years
Erik Lamela promoted to the starting XI for calling Jack Wilshere a fucking pussy is why Pochettino is the best manager in the world.
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7 years
Oh mate
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@premierleague
Premier League
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My #PL highlight so far this season has been __________? 🤩
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7 years
October 18th - Spurs v Real Madrid October 22nd - Spurs v Liverpool October 28th - Man Utd v Spurs November 1st - Real Madrid v Spurs
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5 years
@TheSun The ratio here doesn’t even begin to illustrate what despicable cunts you all are.
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Another legend leaves us. RIP Alan Rickman.
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"Hello Karren, are you 3-2 talk?"
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@SpursOfficial @HKane
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@SpursOfficial
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@itsa90mingame
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what’s y’all favorite genre of player
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8 years
Whatever may happen, we'll always have Arsenal Fan TV.
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2 years
This man started Partey last Friday.
@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
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Mikel Arteta personally kept 'catalogue' of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang misdemeanours | @SamJDean
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Arnaut Danjuma
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Premier League
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1 year
Who is that player for you? 👇
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my plans 2020
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@realDonaldTrump
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9 years
Best CB in the League.
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@realDonaldTrump
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7 months
I can’t get angry at Spurs when they have zero centre backs. The project is fucking exciting.
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8 years
This is what famous homophobe Moe said after Arsenal put Spurs out of the League Cup...
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When UKIP get zero votes
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8 years
This isn't embarrassing #COYS
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Merry Christmas. 😀
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4 years
@midnucas @TomHayward05 I didn’t expect protest dogs to be my new hobby.
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2 years
Happy St DesperateCunts day
@TheAFCnewsroom
AFCnewsroom
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2 years
The FA need to nominate clubs for @UEFAcom competitions by the start of next month. Chelsea still have some major hurdles to overcome to get an owner in before then. If the deadline isn't met, Arsenal get Chelsea's spot in the Champions League. [ @BBCSport ]
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. @mrdt2016
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5 years
Just said goodbye to my best mate Raffy. I’m utterly heartbroken but also blessed to have been able to say “good boy” every single day. Miss you buddy.
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If West Ham can win their biggest game of their season they can close the gap on Tottenham to just 35 points with 2 games to play. #Tense
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MP "Play to our strengths and we can beat Chelsea" Inner MP "Kick the living shit out of them"
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7 years
With good training Modric could be the next Harry Winks
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I’ve seen Tanguy described as Spurs’ worst ever signing. Up there with the anti-vax takes.
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@btsportfootball Fixed it for you
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8 years
The most "Arsenal" Arsenal fan there is.
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@LFC
Liverpool FC
@LFC
3 years
SADIO MAAAAAANNNNNEEEE!
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8 years
The 5 stages of Jay Roper.
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2 years
Steve Hitchen negotiated deals Spurs couldn’t afford. He might as well have bought a hair dryer.
@TalkingTHFC
Talking THFC
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Steve Hitchen negotiated deals for Bruno Fernandes, Paulo Dybala, Jack Grealish and James Ward-Prowse only for Tottenham Hotspur to back out of completing the deals over financial issues. [The Telegraph] #THFC
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4 years
Happy birthday Jose Mourinho! 🏆🏆 Primeira Liga 🏆 Taca de Portugal 🏆🏆 Champs League 🏆🏆 Europa League 🏆🏆🏆 Premier League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆🏆🏆🏆 League Cup 🏆🏆 Community Shield 🏆🏆 Serie A 🏆 Coppa Italia 🏆 Italian Super Cup 🏆 La Liga 🏆 Copa del Rey ⚽️⚽️ Spurs Away Wins
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8 years
Claude is fully COYS
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4 years
Need to do this against the big clubs now
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8 years
. @AVFCOfficial @willows17 @Dr_TonyXia
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@DExpress_Sport
Express Sport
@DExpress_Sport
2 years
Man City officials 'visit Mino Raiola in hospital' to push through Erling Haaland transfer
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Arsenal fans when they find out about Jack Wilshere's broken leg.
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@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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3 years
What was your favourite footballing moment of 2021?
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Some of my best step kids are Asian
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5 years
Been blocked since but this was my personal highlight
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7 years
RT if you're a North London club with a Sanchez that wants to be there.
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@realDonaldTrump
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"And then I tied balloons to my house" http://t.co/jQ6JbXGQZ4
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