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@ConstantiJOEple

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feeling Engagedtina 💍

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@ConstantiJOEple

2 years

Todrick Hall rn

RuPaul's Drag Race

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2 years

Get ready, racers 🏁 #DragRace returns to 90-minute episodes starting Friday March 10 at 8/7c on @MTV 👑

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@luxxnoirlondon then you’re gonna have to answer for this

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@MaxMasin hey twin

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@kennyretrograde then you should maybe get that checked out

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3 years

RuPaul to Orion Story and Daya Betty

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@pinkgiantjay @MikeCam did he pick you

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@RuPaulsDragRace @the_planejane

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2 years

@swiftiec13 what a difference one week can make

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3 years

I fixed it 👍🏼

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@pinkgiantjay @MikeCam

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@lover_boyy74 oh you mean the place where athletic wear like a jock is meant to be worn?

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2 years

@DragDetective It almost sounds intentional on her end like girl since when do we count minis 😭

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2 years

@thequeenpri Had it been to anybody but Diana, I’d agree with you. But she was in front of Ru. Camping up Diana in front of Ru is…

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4 years

**MASS VOTERS SUPER IMPORTANT** On most (all?) official ballots, Question 2 (ranked-choice voting) is on the BACKSIDE and very easy to miss! Please don’t forget to FLIP your ballot to vote YES on 2 for ranked choice voting!

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2 years

open the schools

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2 years

traffic lights be like

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1 year

@dragmetofilth it’s only episode 2 give it a chance 😭😭😭 seasons 1 and 2 were also pretty crunchy to start (see: Drag Vulcano’s elimination, Samantha Ballentines’ run)

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2 years

@sedderaside work but night of a thousand Lana’s Del Rey WHEN

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1 year

the eliminated All Stars queens doing their Fame Games talent numbers with 60 seconds of screen time apiece #AllStars8 #FameGames

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4 years

Deny a gay couple their wedding cake and it's your religious freedom as a business owner to do so. Stop giving cops 10 cents off their crullers and you're an affront to American values. Do c*nservatives ever grow tired of flip flopping this much

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Allie’s Donuts owner Matt says his employees have been receiving threats since he took away Police discounts, he is now working alone

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2 years

@dragmetofilth go to the :50 mark. There’s the slightest bit of down time in of Marcia’s energy. She’s looking for what to do next. Anetra didn’t miss a single beat from start to finish. Notice how she didn’t even hesitate to LEAP over Marcia? Love both girls but Anetra jussst edged her out.

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4 years

If you have EVER ingested one of these do NOT worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

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4 years

Thinking about how many people ran for the democratic side and the only person left is a rapist who vanished for over a week during an unprecedented pandemic only to re-emerge with a video of him struggling to read cue cards in his basement

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8 months

@jululuian98 In her defense the category was “made you look” lmao

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1 year

me hacking into the WOW mainframe and voting with 100,000 different emails so that Jessica Wild wins the Fame Games

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4 years

@ myself Love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing

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10 years

@JaredSplaine Cuz most stories and books in Western literature have NOT featured heterosexual couples as their protagonists for centuries?

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1 year

@computer_gay Isn’t that the guy that has an entire TS song on his thigh 💀💀💀

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5 years

Hey uhhh hot take. Blue Lives aren’t a thing. It’s a career not a race

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4 years

When you get pushed into the dance circle but all you know is the choreo to Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance music video (2009)

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1 year

@GreenGayYT It absolutely does. The whole draw of a show like this is the surprise of what comes next. I have no problem with people seeking out spoilers for themselves, but I do take issue with those people sharing spoilers when I did not ask for them (which has happened a lot)

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2 years

life is a beach house, don’t let the sand in

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4 years

Straight men: they/them is too hard to remember Also straight men: this is Steven but he goes by Stink, that’s Caleb but people call him Cleebatron9000, and that’s Dan, or better known as DirtMan

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3 years

…and I’d say it again. Name one thing about darkness at 4PM that isn’t soul-suckingly depressing please and quickly

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6 months

@queerenbyepi I’ve gotten a handful of red flag-y vibes from dipper. like how the conversation is always oriented around sex even with guests who visibly would rather talk about anything else. they even needed to change the F*ck Talk segment bc Ben was there and didn’t want to do that

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4 years

1,000,000 new COVID cases in 6 days and you’re still considering “risking it all” to put on a flannel and drive 30 minutes to sit on your phone surrounded by your Trump-voting extended family on a Thursday in November... when you could do Anything else

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2 years

just to clarify, when I say I use he/they pronouns it means I’d like you to alternate between them every single time you use a pronoun for me. yes I will be keeping track. and yes, every time you mess up I will furrow my eyebrows and you’ll hear the vine boom sound effect

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6 years

1. Wake up and do homework on Saturday morning

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4 years

I feel like PURE sh*t I just want her back

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@ConstantiJOEple

3 years

Living in Massachusetts your entire life means that at first glance this image appears completely benign and normal

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4 years

Not sure who needs to hear this but if they’re getting shot at they’re not resisting arrest. They’re resisting attempted murder

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4 years

You’re in his DMs? I’m in his breakout room 💅🏼💞

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7 years

this might be gay of me but #LGBTbabes

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5 years

I’ve never had that kind of ice cream that they roll into neat little rolls and it really does show. I occasionally see people shoot me the telling glance. “No little ice cream rolls? Most unfortunate.” The burden of living grows ever heavier

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5 years

What she says: I’m fine What she’s thinking: It was 1934 when my husband left me, alone. Living on the prairie was a dreary existence; no telephone, no radio. Only a large, majestic bird with whom I shared my feelings. One day when I was feeling alone I said to him, "Oh, bird. Y

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4 years

I just put together a table?... am, am I a ... t*p?

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4 years

My friends were standing on the sidewalk WATCHING and doing nothing when the police advanced with no notice and arrested them within SECONDS. The officers smashed one of their phones because she was live-streaming. THIS WAS THE COPS’ FAULT.

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2 years

here it is… my 15 minutes

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2 years

not Nyle DiMarco advising me to hook up with someone in front this huge ass Q&A panel …

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I’m just gonna leave this here: the essentially defunct Walpole Mall in Walpole, MA as it appears on Apple Maps, alongside a map depicting the principality of Monaco and its districts.

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4 years

Something about post-covid re-assimilation feels so bittersweet but also so funny LOL I’m p sure the first time I eat at a restaurant again I’ll burst into TEARS and like just picturing me in the middle of an Olive Garden sobbing into a bowl of alfredo KFNDJFNFNDN

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4 years

My job closed because of a pandemic so now all I can do is go on afternoon walks for 2 weeks teas

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2 years

forever thinking about when my Jewish boyfriend referred to the holy communion as “the snack”

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3 years

*spotify wrapped voice* this year, you really yeeted the bitcoin. Do you even vape, bro? Snap off, keysmash! There were no demon twinks in your White Boy Summer (Taylor’s Version), now were there?

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2 years

something something twink death

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5 years

I really don’t think we’ve punched enough Nazis or egged enough islamophobes yet. And no, this isn’t a controversial opinion.

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3 years

Forget your “gas prices”. A SMALL blizzard at Dairy Queen is now $6.19. Biden’s America!

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4 years

These online classes 🙄😤

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4 years

Made some last minute changes to the costume I’ll be wearing tonight as I infect and kill the grandparents of 3 people I do not know, what do y’all think?

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4 years

Happy to announce that my self help book for people in their twenties will be titled How to Assess if a Sudden Sharp Pain in the Middle of Your Back is Muscle Strain or Kidney Disease Without Calling Mom

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4 years

Brunch libs you get ONE (1) weekend

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6 years

Me, in a rush: pplease.... Please Drive your Vehicle The person in front of me: Ah, Yes..... the All Mighty Speed Limit...... 4

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4 years

I think about Black Lives Matter as a phrase a lot. How black people said the most basic, fundamental, no-brainer, universal truth, “our lives have value,” and we really heard that and said “now let’s not get too out of hand.”

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8 years

@ 3rd party voters thank you so much your vote for trump really means a lot to the rest of us and our safety way 2 go

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5 years

🇺🇸 1776: what if we kissed while stripping people of their basic civil rights? 😳😏 🇺🇸 1964 (Civil Rights Act): haha just kidding... 🇺🇸 2019 (Title VII): ...unless? 👀

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Iced coffee: it is my last dying wish to make you unbearably hyper-aware of every single thought you are having at the same time. Your heart will beat with the force of a car engine. Me: hehe lov u my beany frend

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3 years

I feel like “opaque” SHOULD mean transparent. Like, it’s opposite. Who’s with me on this

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4 years

Daily I have to reckon with heterosexuality being the “normal”/privileged orientation while the Hets participate in this kind of abhorrent affront to God

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5 years

CVS cashier: that’ll be fourteen thousand six hundred ninety dollars and fifty cents. Me, with my travel bottle of Advil, crying: okay tha CVS cashier, clutching my two-meter receipt with both hands: Where The Fuck Do You Think You’re Going

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7 years

"We dress for the weather we think we deserve" - old Massachusetts proverb

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6 years

*puts my heart into something* YEET *feels vulnerable, changes mind, retracts heart* YOINK

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3 years

The CDC today

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6 years

To whom it may concern, I hope this email finds you well. I will unfortunately be unable to make it to the meeting today because my tummy hurts. I apologize for the inconvenience. Regards,

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4 years

Can covid wrap it up PLEASE, my urge to get into a random heated argument at a bar that culminates in me dramatically splashing my drink in someone’s face has made its annual re-emergence from hibernation

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My tik tok fyp has been broken all morning, the algorithm was wiped and it’s just all viral videos and straight people/couples I can’t stop shaking and crying and throwing up

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2 years

bored so I made a Cheesecake Factory pride flag

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1 year

@RunnerEyeYT literally any time Katya pulls out that one voice of hers… most recently, here:

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3 years

This phase of the pandemic is the most mentally taxing for me for some reason. The lack of guidance, being told 7 different opinions every day, having medical professionals simultaneously tell me that I’m in danger and I’m fine… it’s all really confusing and tiring

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8 years

Me, celebrating because literally no one can touch the Pats but biting my tongue because Brady and Belichick like Trump

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6 years

when you're on a budget so you gotta cry for dinner

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UM http://t.co/7eZ9D9SsGj

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4 years

Adulthood is buying an entire pack of hamburger buns and throwing 6 of them out because you failed to eat 8 hamburgers or hamburger-adjacent foods in a week and a half. Repeating this four to five thousand times and then dying

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5 years

Fixed this for you @CNN ! What a weird typo lol

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BREAKING: NYPD fires Daniel Pantaleo, the officer accused of fatally choking Eric Garner in 2014

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4 years

Streaming Potential Breakup Song (Explicit) IS the vaccine

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4 years

$600 stimulus check I mean... were we expecting anything more from a country that feeds 17-year-olds this for lunch

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7 months

@smintyschiffer yes! we learned that they also might win the challenge (see: Megami and Plasma). still a spoiler! hope this helps ❤️

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4 years

The most wealthy country in the world being “behind schedule” rolling out this vaccine is unforgivable. The gov’t was complicit in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of us before, but is now a direct agent of our death through its negligence and lack of urgency.

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4 years

Friends are at the station now and we are working on bail. Thanks to everyone for the help

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4 years

Whoever OK’ed this placement, consider turning yourself in to a prison

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4 years

Alright United Shits of America go ahead and ban an app a bunch of 15 year olds used to bully the president. Can you please do the KKK next

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2 years

@KingKutrone Breathing problems are related to many underlying health conditions. This is info best shared with a medical professional as (anti vax or not) putting info like this without context on an acct with 25k+ followers contributes to the growing issue of public health misinformation.

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I was at Target and I felt my shoe sticking to the floor and