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You’d think Richarlison is the thug intil someone does this to you after beating you again…. In your home😂😂
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Me In a meeting wondering how they got the big table through the door 😭😅
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@bamwinejnr 😂😂
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DStv: Get your decoder and watch all the 64 world cup games live on DStv Umeme:
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Even if you look innocent, when you get pregnant we know what you did
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We insult your Ex from morning untill sunset. Contact us on 0759643660
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@YkeeBenda @Cristiano 😂😂just focus on singing your nonsense,, Imagine him chilling with a dude who sings “Amina, Amina minati”😂🤣
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@Brennanbaby16 Me as @AllanSseky ‘s lawyer, “Hello bruh, when yu see me moving out ,”Just follow me and run away”
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When the professor is wondering how you graduated when you never attended any of his lectures 😂😂
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Lawyer: Your Rape bail has been approved and paid… Me: Who paid it?? Lawyer: There’s a mob waiting for you outside with petrol ⛽️ and tires
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@sammiemanini1 💀👀bro
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Interviewer: Why are you asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field. Me: Well, the job is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.
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Leaving your home in morning and returning safely in evening is such an underrated blessing.
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The fact that your girlfriend doesn’t have a kid doesn’t mean that she has never been pregnant 😂💀
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@ErlingHaaland If you see a call from an unknown number, don’t pick up. It’s Cristiano Ronaldo looking for a new club.
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Before you pay that rent, Just remember you can double it by just 2 odds.
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Since you’re not sleeping over, I guess you will eat at home 😂😂
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Forget the fact that they are cooking soil, How did they manage to convince the dog to allow them sit on it🤔😳
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Money should also look for me I'm tired🥺
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Soldier: I will rape all of you! Girls(crying): Rape us but please leave our grandma out of it! Grandma(shouting): “Leave who” war is war everybody must face the consequences 😂😂😂
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A thelfie 🤳 of thamthon, thaimon and thamuel😁
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When you playing FIFA with your girlfriend and she scores a free-kick
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I really think there should be a section in the exam booklet where you write what you know that wasn’t set, just to prove that you read😭🥲
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First she will make you feel like you matter then she starts treating you like a martyr🤣😂
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Me arriving with memes from the men’s conference 2023
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Rich kids think this is rat poison 😂😂😂😂
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Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that message to 20 people 😩🥹
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@eddykenzoficial Wano tetuvawo
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Deposit: You have received 400K Spirit of poverty: Have you ever tried a 9 piece KFC bucket alone??
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@ManCity @NESCAFE I am watching form an illegal stream but still feeling robed 😭😭
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Thieves broke into my house and found nothing to steal so they shaved my cat’s head and left!😭💔
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I called my girlfriend with my friends phone and she answered “Hey my love’……” She just knew it was me. I love her so much
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When visitors are gone and an African mum says “bring him here quickly”😂💀
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You think you’re Stressed up huh??!! There’s a business man whose container full of Valentine Flowers just arrived.. 🤣😂😭😭
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I was playing Fifa with some random dude online & he was using his headset, he prolly forgot to turn it off. So I was leading 3-0 at halftime and I heard him say "if i win, will u sleepover?" And a girl replied yes but u won't win. I had to let bro win 3-5 for the culture 🥹🍻
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Mudryk Looking at at Trossard Scoring and making assists
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I wanna name my Daughter with a Boy’s name., Ain’t no man gonna have sex with David🤧😂
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But in case we can agree as a continent. 2023 can end here and we start 2024 straight away. It’s like this year has been used somewhere before!😂🤣
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Nobody beats a drum like a man who doesn't own it
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Uploading one status per day still doesn't mean you've sense
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Dear Lord We come from very far and we are going very far, Please Bless Our Steps🙏❤️
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@keithnamu The bigger the lips, the bigger the lips 😂😂
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Whenever you feel like giving up, Remember where you came from. Some of us came from very poor families but thank God for the little we’re today.❤️🛐
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@WestHam @_DeclanRice He upgraded to the biggest club in the world 🤙✅✅✅
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Before you hate me, this is where i came from. Sometimes you should let us enjoy our little achievements because we’ve come from far
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Whites: RIP Africans: I saw him eating oranges. I didn’t know he was saying goodbye
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On my wedding day when you realize the person i kept posting as babe is not the one you’re seeing . Just eat your rice and go back home😂🤣
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If you are having sex tonight, go an extra round for me😔😞
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So God sent a man to suffer and also sent a woman to make sure, it happens
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That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realize that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all
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Jack returns a book to the library, bang it on the counter and yells, “I read this entire novel; there are many names of people and no story at all”, The librarian looks up and responds: “Jack” so you are the one who took the attendance book?”
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@AnitahAmong @UgandaCranes 😅😅😅😅the only white on earth who’s supporting uganda😅🤣 thanks for fighting racism. Nze kenve wano
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I just finished eating at my neighbor’s house. How long do i need to wait before leaving so it doesn’t look like i came for food😩😩
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When i was a kid, I saw adults falling in love, now am an adult, I’m seeing kids falling in love. I really don’t know where I belong.
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@bamwinejnr Me enjoying these comments like
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My crush told me in the future she wants her kids to marry mine, because I have a good heart. What zone is this ???
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Only money has the right to tell me; “you’ll regret losing me” the rest calm down….
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Humans pee and poo that’s why we are called people!
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The Uganda Army has been training since i was a kid but no war. Can’t we organize a friendly match with Iraq
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Just found my dead uncle’s sim card, I’m thinking of loading in airtime and text his girlfriend with “Hey Babe Guess Who’s Back?…”🤣🤣
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1GB is slowly replacing 100MBs
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Am i the only one who buys expensive things and tell my mom a lower price just to stay alive 😂😂
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No matter how u describe me,I will still be loved by those who know the real me. The type of Grace I carry 😊is not your mate😌❤️🧏‍♂️
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“The car is full, we’ve gone”😂😂
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Satan realized men were no longer getting hurt in relationships then she brought betting.
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She’s now pregnant because when the first pregnancy test came negative we celebrated with sex again😭😭😭😭
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I spent more than 50K on her birthday, but when it was my turn, all i got was “On this day a king was born” Fatima did i tell you i have a kingdom?😫😫
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After the game a Manchester United Fan picked a fight against a Spurs Fan and the Manchester united fan was still beaten😭😖
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Me on 15th February after Valentines Day, Repairing broken hearts😂😂😂😂
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