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@TeamEvans_13 This is the most embarrassing thing to happen on Twitter in November, a month where Nintendo had to confirm Mario doesn't flip people off.
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@nickw84 This really is a "Mum's Facebook" moment for Caitlin.
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@Oloni Told me I was "undignified and humiliating him" because I was skipping down the street with my little cousin. I moonwalked away from him, hopscotched down the pavement, give him the finger and we literally never spoke again.
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@AbieLongstaff Last week a train child asked the table "when will all of the people end?" "Not for a long, long time" said her Dad. She frowned at her doll and muttered "no. Soon, Daddy". I will never forget her.
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@RossMcCaff That sentence is a jumpscare.
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9 months
@pugmane "Julia Louis Dreyfus is a revelation" That guy's first day of having a TV.
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3 months
@KaeKurd Knowing a fair few journalists myself, Shingi will have insisted on being on the ground for this. Journalists are a mad bunch, they're so focused on the stories they care about that they'll jump into actual war zones, let alone the fringes of riots. He'll have has security too.
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7 months
@dispatchdiaz You read her mind
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6 months
@writervkokeefe Just some friends, some karaoke and and some teeny tiny burgers 🍔 🥰
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1 month
@saintdoII A lot of responses from people under 35 who have minimal idea what offices in 1999 were like. New Look pinstripe blazers, Top Shop wrap blouses. Dolce's chunky wedges. D&G Chiffon?! As an office assistant?!? That was more than my rent.
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5 months
@bluegreytan You open your door to your dead wife one time and you never confidently open your door ever again.
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11 months
@bberrybeth365 Lost count of the number of hats/scarves I've given away on bitterly cold nights. I usually have more at home, or I can go and buy some if I need them. My brief inconvenience is well outweighed by their need for a bit of warmth and compassion.
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9 months
@nativegoths If I'd found out about tree fruit at the old old age of 28, you could not compell me to admit it on video let alone voluntarily put it out in the world so everyone could point and laugh at me!
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2 years
Jay getting hugs and kisses from his Brothers was everything. Showing that men can cry and support each other is wonderfully important and done so well (as it always is between Ben and Jay). #EastEnders
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6 months
@alexcldiaz "Yeah, we can go out - Chris is at... a .... *pulls paper out of a hat* ... Future Farmers of America Convention"
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10 months
@FranklinVH2 It absolutely should be a giant recruitment centre, but instead it's a punishment and humiliation circus.
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2 years
Her body, her choice, her dislocated hips, her preeclampsia, her significantly increased risk of death during delivery, her hypertension, her premature delivery... They've discussed NONE of the actual issues of adolescent pregnancy. #Eastenders
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@sixgunlovers Even in their little fantasies he's a terrible boyfriend
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10 months
I know @bbceastenders don't care, and everyone is making fun of us, but let's be honest: the show sitting back and letting the rumour mill run WILD about why he's suddenly out is awful employer behaviour. He's being slated and accused of all sorts based on literally zero facts.
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@bucksseamonkeys He wasnt Mr April for nothing!!
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@bluegreytan I reckon if I saw the ghost of my dead wife, I'd go back for a second look
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5 months
@_911bts I love his lack of energy! Go Tommy give us nothing!
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6 months
@RossMcCaff In my sister's case, it was a guy who basically tricked her by saying yes when she offered him a cup of tea, watched her 'stand unaided' and failed her assessment. Course, there's loads of jobs for people who can stand up in pain for 30 seconds to be polite to visitors.
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@beccasotb Frankly good riddance to any "fans" who do stop following her music because she's a) set boundaries and b) made a choice about her own tour. There's way way too much entitlement in fan spaces - superstardom is a curse.
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2 years
@adhdjesse "You could procrastinate less." That would be LOVELY. And how do I do that please and thank you and also I don't think its procrastination if you fall into a different dimension where time has no meaning tbh.
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2 years
How bloody godamn flipping magnificent is @MaxBowden by the way? Incredible. #EastEnders
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10 months
@ravismanbun For the same reason they roped Phil and Jack into it at the end - Legacy characters to put on the marketing! Jack's 73 hour character massacre after a year of him actively trying to be a better father and person is the real crime.
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2 years
@PopBase I'm not going to pretend I didn't love Friends. I did. Some quotes are ingrained and a part of my daily lexicon. It was multi-phobic in ways I didn't understand as a teenager and didn't care enough about as a young adult. It's no surprise people under 30 don't watch it.
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@hottropica They were funny, talented, marketed as "attainable" boys next door ... fuck yeah that's sexy. Look at the likes of Will Poulter or Jacob Elordi. They're just very normal looking lads with "look they're actually sexy, actually" PR.
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6 months
@cats4diaz In all of human history, no-one's eyes have ever said "O RLY!?!" as loudly.
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7 months
@ravibuckleydiaz "Why did you break up with Marisol? I thought it was going great?" "I don't want to talk about it - what was going on with you and Tommy?" "I don't want to talk about it" "Fine." "Fine."
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2 years
Spot the difference! #EastEnders
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@ironbuckleyy No offence to fanon Eddie, but he's like 100 times more damaged than canon Eddie.
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6 months
@callumsangel this is how you SHOUT! by emphasising the last WORD! i can tell he's really ANGRY! great direction and not at all RIDICULOUS!
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2 years
I'm 38 and I'm still finding my feet with my sexuality. To bully an 18 year old into defining themselves publicly, before they are ready, AND CALL YOURSELF A FAN is disgraceful, disgusting and another black mark against 'Social' media. #KitConnor
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2 years
Poor soul.
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3 years
Dear #EastEnders , there's millions (literally millions) of us happy to do a bit of continuity and character history checking for you, if your employees don't care enough to. Ask us anything, we defo know the answer!
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8 months
Oh Tori. "I'm very intuitive!!" Mate. #MAFSAU
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2 years
Why is he being such a prick to Eddie? #MasterchefUK #Masterchef
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1 year
All plotting aside, I really don't want the Panesars to own the cafe. Not one of them has cracked a smile since 2001 - the cafe should be a bustly happy greasy spoon, not somewhere Suki will give you the stink eye for wanting 2 sugars in your tea AND an iced bun. #Eastenders
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3 months
@911TVNEWS Oliver's quiet "fucksake man" then throwing his hands up when he got the blame is very funny to me
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2 years
Gillian Taylforth's face when Kathy realised. Goddamn masterclass. They were both wonderful tonight, and tomorrow is going to be magnificent. Kathy pushing and pushing until he snapped was the only way Ben was ever going to tell anyone anything. Marvellous.
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@djobuddie "Just have it go right on his face, his mouth even! For kicks!"
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2 years
Just me screaming fuck you repeatedly at the TV #EastEnders
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When you remember there's an episode tomorrow #Eastenders
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@aethqreal But the chair seats one person, him, and he's happy in his one person chair! He doesn't need a couch HIS COUCH IS AT EDDIE'S HOUSE.
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10 months
Just one last thing - having MB relive a real-life loss and trauma, standing by while he gets dogs abuse for it, having an admin that RTs anti Ben tweets then kicking him off at Christmas (and his birthday) is some Dickensian villain shit. Now I'm done.
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@trendsryder If ao3 has taught me anything, it's that LA has a real sex pollen issue that hasn't been addressed!
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2 years
Dear #EastEnders - that's some bullshit right there. #SaveLolaPearce
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3 years
Harvey, I know it's a tough time, but mate you're shit at cutting cakes. #EastEnders
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2 years
@QueerlyAutistic "We're here, we're queer, get used to it." We've been chanting that for 25 years and THEN some.
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@malewifebuckley See also Eds eds eds eds eds eds eds eds. EDDIE. IT'S EDDIE. I'll allow one Eds per 10k words in my A03 empire.
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2 years
Sooooooon
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2 years
Another image for my Best Brothers collection
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@rorschachisgay I once worked in a student union 2nd hand bookshop in the early 2000s. Started trying to organise it, like the try hard I was, had a nervous breakdown, bon book apetite.
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@narisinshambles How many gross dusty old racists does Eddie have to see Buck embrace?!
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2 years
I do wish Eastenders was just about Ben. THERE, IVE SAID IT OUT LOUD, LEAVE ME ALONE.
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2 years
There's almost definitely a doof doof coming where Callum figures it out/overhears, Ben sees him figuring it out/overhearing and they share one of their gold standard confused / love / pained faces exchanges and we have to wait at least 3 damn days to see them again.
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@ADHDForReal I go with "I mean it's not THAT bad. At least I wasn't like chained to a radiator" and they go with "that shouldn't be an "at least" situation!"
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@118lesbian They need to do a long call with 18/19 year old parents, so Hen can comment sagely on how young and brave they were and Eddie can get all quiet and reflective about how young he and Shannon were.
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Can people please stop INCORRECTLY telling Callum what he isn't?! He's Lexis Stepdad, and enough of a Carter to be in their *family* WhatsApp, thank you very much. #Eastenders
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@VeryBadLlama My Dad sprung a "I'll be round later, need to drop off the spare key" and 3 hours later I was able to say "don't mind the mess" about the one pan that was soaking. Out of sight - the full to the brim recycling bin at the end of the complex and my laundry monster in the spare room
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@TheCut The Cut is an elaborate prank or piece of performance art. It has to be. Every month, a new Thing.
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@911TVNEWS His cheeky monkey 4th wall break Eddie Fleabag Diaz 😍🤣
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2 years
Can we change it? Is there time to stop it? #SaveLola 😭
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@midjourney Theft. More complicated theft.
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2 years
Jamie Borthwick is giving us SO MUCH with so few lines. He rules. #Eastenders
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@d_a_v_e_m_a Sat there with the ghosts of Steven, Abi and Bradley
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2 years
The Crown Prince of Monaco, out meeting the riff raff
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@IvanBrett The jubremony at the library is my favourite event of the year.
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2 years
Ben Mitchell off looking for a fight...
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1 year
@anon_opin My friend, this is going to change your life!
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@911TVNEWS No Place Like Home? Like how Dorothy fell into a coma and dreamed of Oz. Is Eddie allergic to bees, anaphylaxis at the end of e2, EDDIE COMA DREAM in 3! 😂🤣😂
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2 years
I mean, the furniture is shit and I hate that it's carpeted, but I wouldn't call The Albert a 'terrible place'. #Eastenders
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Excellent Team Effort, Walford! 🤣🤣 #EastEnders
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Jean and Stacey fill my heart. #EastEnders
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2 years
I'm going to say something incredibly controversial here... I hope Ben and Callum get back together. I KNOW, I KNOW, DONT ALL PILE ON AT ONCE!
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2 years
OOOOOooooOooOoo myyYyyyy HheaaarrTtt
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2 years
The industry completely missing Max Bowden out of this years awards is frankly laughable. Soap doesn't deserve an actor of his calibre.
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1 year
@mattxiv Fun colour used to be Apple's whole thing! Big dull duds.
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3 years
I'm so glad I made this account and I've met an extended Ballum/Eastenders family. I thought I was a crazy person for years, and turns out I was right. But not alone!
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@sunnyyungblud "Is that LAX Air Traffic Control?" "Yes ma'am" "Listen up, my name is Sgt Athena Grant, and I need you to contact the man my husband's ex colleague has just started dating. He flies a magical helicopter that can tow a 500 tonne plane!" "Ma'am... did you hit your head?"
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2 years
No-one can look over the rim of a cup quite like our boy Callum.
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@ValenSchmidt23 They're both grinning away!!
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Hey, BBC, if I give you £50 and a twix, can I binge the next 6 weeks of Eastenders? I promise I won't tell anyone anything. It's just you have a massive deathgrip on my focus right now and I'm like probably going to lose my job over it. Faaaanks
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I cannot WAIT till Callum knocks this prick's teeth in... Even if it takes months. #Eastenders
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@hensbuckley He doesn't have kids and alimony, him and his dogs do just fine on 911 money 😂
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@RebeccaCNReid Heaven! I've got one in May and just reading the itinerary makes me want a nap.
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2 years
Literally the only person that Ben wouldn't knock down to get past.
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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. #EastEnders . Tonight. 7:30pm.
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@GreyKnight8008 @leahfrombklyn The cashier doesn't own the apples, and have an apple of her own that only cost $0.90 So it's not within her power to give the apples away at a more affordable price to a person who needs a helping hand. Apples and apartments are, you'll be shocked to hear, not the same things.
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"I dont know where I stand with Maddie" If you had any sense Ash, it would be IN A DIFFERENT ROOM. #MAFSAU
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2 years
2020: "This'll all end in tears. They won't be mine." 2022:
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Ben's only 26. This could turn his life around! Therapy... a new focus on his daughter/family. There's a whole new world out there for him.
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but they're filming *SOMETHING* at Elstree, and apparently... get this... there's news that several actors are actually involved. On set. I know, I know, unprecedented times.
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So we're all agreed. Mitchell/Panesar weeks are vastly superior to weeks that focus on the Three Bland Mice having a shit house party. #EastEnders
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