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Jim Schllossnagle

@CoachSchlloss

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@CoachSchlloss
Jim Schllossnagle
4 months
First Vic Roy in Austin. Get ready for a lot of these @TexasBaseball
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I am excited to announce that Jace Laviolette will be joining @TexasBaseball Great kid. Looking forward to continuing coaching you. 🤘 Welcome to the 40 Acres @JaceLaViolette2 #HookEm
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#Mood tonight after the busy weekend on the recruiting trail, big things coming! #HookEm
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@CoachSchlloss
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In light of recent events, Texas Baseball is looking for a Hitting/Assistant Coach for the upcoming season. I am looking for someone who cares more about the baseball program than a paycheck, and is not a snake. My DMs are open 🤘 #ImHiring
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Thanks to the continued commitment of @TexasOneFund and our great Longhorn fans, I am proud to announce that Paul Skenes has announced he is returning to college to get his MBA and to play college baseball for @TexasBaseball ! Extremely proud of this kid and shoutout @livvydunne
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I am pleased to announce our new assistant director of @TexasBaseball recruiting operations, Lily! She is very well respected and well known in SEC circles and will be sure to help us finish off some recruits! #HookEm #QuestForNumber7
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@JArrieta34 Thank you for the kind words Jake, winners do win and that’s why I left Texas A&M. Loser school
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Dream rebuild: Step 1. Start with A&M Step 2. Build a dynasty Step 3. Make CFP and lose in the final Step 4. Move to UT to be with CDC (pookie) Step 5. Flip recruits and star player (set in motion before prior seasons CFP) Just some brainstorming for next months release
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With the ever increasing NIL prices in today’s NCAA athletic landscape, I am thrilled to announce our newest NIL collective with @OnlyFans ! This deal will ensure we can get the best and brightest to represent the Horns on the 40 Acres. Hook Em! #Hookem @TexasBaseball
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@RKTSCNTST1993 @TexasBaseball Wow Terry you’re a genius, great catch! Unfortunately this is actually the real Coach Schloss. #Hookem
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I am very excited to announce our newest addition to our recruiting staff, Hailey! She has become very popular recently and we respect her passion and enthusiasm. She is sure to watch recruiting battles like a Hawk and will be a great tual for our team! #HookEm #QuestFor7
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@CoachSchlloss
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A&M fans really thought I would let him go to the dark side. Let’s get to work @BelyeuMax
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Tristan Lundy
4 months
BREAKING: Texas Star OF Max Belyeu will be returning to Texas, @ZachAtTheDisch confirms. Belyeu was named Big 12 Player of the Year in 2024.
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@AggieBaseball No features of me in here. I am the one who made this team into what it was. This fan base is softer than I thought
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Just got to the first tee extremely hungover after a night out with the Texas cheerleaders. The cart girl asked if we needed anything and I stuttered when u talked to her. The stadium pulse on the course is significantly higher than Kyle field. #hookem
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Who would have thought that in 2024 northern Illinois would be a better team than Texas A&M. Might be time for A&M to head to the MAC the lights are clearly too bright in the SEC for them
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@OccupyLF I had a great weekend. About to get some knockouts at Matt’s El Rancho then hit up Buford’s. Been a busy couple of days. Then, it’s back to the grind #HookEm #QuestFor7
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@UTBarstool Gonna make it 7 after this year. I’m ready to get to work Longhorn Nation! #LockedIn
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@UTBarstool None of this is true. They need to keep my name out of their mouths. #HookEm
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Congrats to Texas A&M for getting their fourth choice for their head coaching job. Can’t wait to watch the press conference, but the amount of trophies in there might be too bright for a camera crew. Wish you the worst of luck @earleybaseball
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Earley press conference will take place on Tuesday, presumably at Hall of Champions.
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@RivalsLandyn You called him a snake when he left and now you guys want him to come back? Get a grip. He’s already got a house in Austin and getting ready to when a natty next year #LockedIn
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A&M really think Dan Queefner can replace me?😂😂
@SECUnfiltered
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4 months
Texas A&M fans, how y’all feeling if Dan Heefner is indeed the new head coach of Aggies baseball?
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Wish I couldve beaten A&M in College Station this year but I guess I’ll have to wait til next year. Thanks to my boyfriend @_delconte I don’t have to worry about getting jumped in CStat this year. The undefeated season begins soon! #Questfor7 #LockedIn #HookEm
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let’s get it 🤘 #HookEm
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@Texas19771 @RKTSCNTST1993 @TexasBaseball I’m actually a longhorn now but good try 🤘🏻🤘🏻
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@kyleumlang @BellsBrewery Aggie tears are what I’m drinking tonight Kyle
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@OccupyLF @TheTunnel_Texas Mr OccupyLF, I’m not sure what you’re insinuating with the GIF you posted but this is Jim Schllossnagle and I am ready to bring home Number 7 for the Horns. Just look at my pinned tweet I am a certified winner.
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@hunterhicks1 Didn’t know I was coaching a bunch of pussies. Just tried to get the kid locked. Don’t see what the problem is. Buddy hit like a little leaguer too #GrowAPair
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@NothingButAgs @TexasBaseball After review of her previous experience and demonstrating her skills to both CDC and myself, Ms. Lang has proved that she will do whatever it takes to bring star recruits and transfers to the 40 acres. I have full confidence that she will be a great addition to the staff. #Hookem
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@HornSports It’s what I do.
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@rcb05 That was not me Robert, keep my name out of your mouth. #HookEm
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@AggiesToday No one is good enough to replace the greatest coach in Aggies History, though. #HookEm
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@JosephManero You have a dick in your g spot
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@orangeburner12 @CoachSchloss Nah I have the best coach in A&M athletics history as my PFP (myself)
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@UTBarstool @mattfosterDTX Hey UT Barstool, I’m ready to get to work #LockedIn
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@BelyeuMax Yessir Max, glad the check cleared. Let’s get to work
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Just ran by Michael early in the bathroom while doing some scouting today. #hookem
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@AggieBaseball @earleybaseball @12thMan @TAMU Terrible hire. Congrats on securing mediocrity for the next 5 years after this season. We didn’t want him anyway #HookEm
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@ZFromTheT Wow ZFromTheT nothing gets past you. Hire this guy @FBI
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@mike_grahovac Glad you’ve enjoyed the swinger parties. You’re welcome back anytime!
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@_not_the_kyle Lost count after 6. 6 more knockouts than A&M nattys is a proud accomplishment tho #HookEm
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In light of recent events, Texas Baseball is looking for a Hitting/Assistant Coach for the upcoming season. I am looking for someone who cares more about the baseball program than a paycheck, and is not a snake. My DMs are open 🤘 #ImHiring
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@mattfosterDTX Hey Guys I would like to formally I am coming back to Texas A&M #GigMe
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@RichardZane32 @TexAgs This never happened, stop spreading fake news.
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@barstoolsports @TravisChestnut_ you wouldn’t say that shit to my face coward 😂😂😂
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@rellahcsedaw You know you’ve done a truly horrible thing when your favorite college sports program is SMU, a school the size of my local high school.
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@JJWatt You’re welcome
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@12thMan I retract my statement. I was trippin. #Gigme
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@UTexasSpirit @JCHartzell @_delconte Bout to turn this program upside down😉 #freak
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@Doc_Texas Me, the fuck?
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@12thMan Following up on my previous statement, A&M is in shambles. Having to live in college station was probably the worst 3 years of my life, I’m looking forward to sleeping with the sorority girls in Austin. Thanks
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@BarstoolTexasAM Don’t think I forgot about ur little tweet #watchyourself
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@orangeburner12 @CoachSchloss You have a literal bitch as your PFP, seems emblematic #Loser
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I’ve had extended conversations with some very high up individuals on all of these teams. That might be against some rules, but I don’t care. I threw the entire first year of my multi-million dollar salary on this parlay @AggieBaseball . Tail at your own risk.
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@ChrisCortezz10 @B_mont_ This shits cute Chris now respond to my DM
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@pumpkinking40 Take this down right now or I will take legal action.
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@gmontgomerymd IM BACKKKKK
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@CoachMikeElko Hey Coach, we got a job opening at inside linebackers this next season, how about you come play for a real program? @CoachMikeElko
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@BookitWithTrent Need some plays tomorrow Trent. Havent gotten my paycheck from @TexasBaseball yet
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@AlexCaruso 4-1 TODAY, ALL FREE PLAYS. FOLLOW US FOR FREE MONEY
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@JeromeTheAggie DMs are open
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@jac_caglianone @RMHCNCF @Fl_Victorious Hey Jac, if you’re interested in actually winning something, my DMs are open. Hit my line #HookEm
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@loganissues Illinois -2.5 🔒
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@JosephManero You’re a Texas wrangler you’re a loser
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@BookitWithTrent Fade this clown we have the locks
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@AlexCaruso PROPINHOOD was on this way before Alex Caruso🎯
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@mattfosterDTX Sike you guys wished I am 100% #Committed to University of Texas #DontGigEm
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@orangeburner12 @CoachSchloss I heard you worship this photo in your cult meetings. #TexasA &M
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@HookEmLacixoxo He’s coming back Laci, you’ll hear the news very soon #HookEm
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@CJVogel_OTF @ontexasfootball @BlakeMunroeOTF @earleybaseball @BobbyBurtonOTF @GHamiltonOTF Just waiting on signatures 🖊️ $2.5 mill bag otw 💰 Welcome to the 40 acres
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@FrostedBlakes34 We took vrabel over unemployment checks and look how that turned out
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Don’t mind the typo im still hammered
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@steveaultman53 @_not_the_kyle @mamomam84 @FortyAcreVibes @OccupyLF @TrumansTexas Yes it is true, him and Skenes are gonna be integral parts to our Omaha squad next year
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@BookitBTL @Krabs_Bets @BookitHQ @jovan_deeb These are the locks for today, we went 4/4 yesterday with CBB🎯
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@BookitWithTrent Locks for the day, on an NBA heater
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@austinsprops We had him too. Absolutely heartbreaking
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@BookitWithTrent Fading this so fast
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@loganissues We knew this was happening along with the rest of the slate script
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@MikeyOver1 We knew that and that Marquette was never losing unlike you
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@MikeyOver1 Locks for today
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@AggiesToday Hello Mr Aggies Today I am announcing that I wish to come back to coach the Texas A&M baseball program. Will you have me back?
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@BookitWithTrent You’re coming back tomorrow with your wife?
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