Lee Cook @ClowneCooky Twitter profile

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

@DrJaninaRamirez My 18 month old dog just farted the exact same sentence but in French

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 months

Best tell the wife I suppose…..👀🔴⚫️

Ollerton Town FC

@OllertonTownCFC

4 months

Ollerton Town FC are delighted to confirm the appointment of Lee Cook as the club's new First Team Manager. 🔴⚫️ #UpTheTown

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

41.4 miles ✔️ 85,000 steps ✔️ 13 hrs 55 mins ✔️ Chippy Tea ✔️ And just missed the storm. Great work @scottdog157 👍 @BCRT - Completed it ✔️ #SU4BC

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

#MoneyMoneyMoneyMoney

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

If Coronovirus was a tweet:

Retford United

@RetfordUnited

4 years

🚨CONFIRMED: @AdPD10 has tested positive for being the best winger in the league 🚨

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

THE GAME HAS OFFICIALLY GONE ⚽️ Local step 6 manager telling everyone he’s ‘Full time’. ‘Semi Pro’ football at its best and we haven’t started the season yet. Two statements you’ll be hearing a lot from me #stoptheworldiwanttogetoff #gamesgone

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Step 5 players on contract sat at home this Saturday ......

Northern Counties East Football League

@NCEL

4 years

#NCEL OFFICIAL STATEMENT The @ToolstationUK NCEL has decided to postpone all scheduled Premier Division, Division One and League Cup ties with immediate effect due to the ongoing Coronavirus outbreak.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Today I’ve signed no one for Tevie. 1) Because it’s fucking May and the season is ages away 2) Because I’m not an attention seeking twat And 3) Fuck Football

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

New arrival: We are delighted to announce that Jordan Black has today joined us as first team coach driver. His former clubs include Jacksdale MW and Underwood. Jord is currently dual signed with Selston and couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo . Welcome to the club Jordan 🙌🏻

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

Late finish from last nights footy, early start for Stamford Bridge today. All the best to everyone travelling down. Enjoy the day. #Spireites 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

83 turned up today. 55 of them said their best position was ‘behind the striker’ or ‘no 10’ (that’s a number lad not a position) signed them all on. Videoed all the ‘top sessions’ but we’ve only got Betamax at Teversal so will have to watch it later. #PreSeason #GoHardOrGoHome

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Id’ve called it off...

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

If Carlsberg did Saturdays! Played with a really in-experienced side today. 4 x 16 year olds in the starting line up and 1 more came off the bench to score. A 5 star performance from every single player. Might pack up now. 6-0 😳Doesn’t get much better than that. #CookOut

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

I’ve played for Chesterfield, Galatasaray and Barcelona. I’m class on Fifa 18 ⚽️

FC Bolsover

@FCBOLSOVER

6 years

Joe Del Bayne 21 Position: CF, CAM, CM Previous clubs: Chesterfield FC, Mansfield Town FC, and Aston Villa FC Joe quote: Looking forward to the season and a much better outcome than last year.. It's early...

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Hats off to the Harworth player today who shut me up for 5 mins . Said I looked like 'a thumb'. 😂 In the lead this season for best insult

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Well done Ryan. I once won that award. Think it was in the under 9's. Did you get a big trophy? 🏆

FC Bolsover

@FCBOLSOVER

7 years

A well done to Callam Lytham who got MOM vs Welbeck and a well done to Ryan Ordidge who earned himself defender of the game #quality

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

I’d just like to announce I am the next @FCBOLSOVER manager for the 2018/2019 season. We have a £100k budget for players. I am on 99k a week, plus manager of the month bonus. The players can make up their own contracts because they’ll get paid fuck all anyway #uptheboza

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

@StaveleyMWFC 🏆

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

#UTT

Staveley MWFC

@StaveleyMWFC

6 years

MASSIVE thx to @ClowneCooky & Phil Greaves who leave us after 2-years achieving a promotion & a League Cup - thx to Craig also We now have a Step 7 side thx to Cooky & Greavesy mgmt New Step 7 management team appointed - news to follow

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

There are a lot of people that think I’m a C**t. They’re all correct 🏆

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Translation: If you played first half, Gordon says you’re shit lads 👀

Gordon Foster

@rainworthgord

4 years

@NCEL @ToolstationUK Rainworth goal times are wrong. It was 0-3 at half time, and our two goals were early in the second half. As we did against AFC Mansfield we played two totally different XIs in first and second half, but this time the stronger side was 2nd half.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

We are not just shit at football

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

I am proud to announce my retirement from doing stupid shit like this 🍪 #RIPCookieMonster

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

**New FC Bolsover drinking game** Read this and have a shot every time the (former) chairman mentions himself:

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

How do you know if your dog needs glasses? Asking for a friend...🐶👓

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

I’ve been called some things in my time, especially recently 👀. But hats off to the @HCIFC player a few years ago that called me “A Thumb”. Great work 👍

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

At work today, First time in 13 seasons I’m not in the dugout for the first game of the season . #CookOut

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Well done to J. Allen on winning the Defender of the Earth Trophy in our game yesterday. A. Hewitt won '2nd best through ball of the game' 🏆

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

On my way so signing off guys and girls. If you want to track me no. Is 13008. Follow @MrsClowneCooky for updates 🍪🍪 @BCRT #TeamBones

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

Sorry it’s a day late buddy…. May the Fourth be with you @SeanMRAGAME

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Step 5 club, 40 fans per game. Manager making videos over 8 minutes long after matches! Who’s watching them other than his mum? #GamesGone

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Tables is set, tree is up and bar is stocked. Merry Xmas everyone 🍺🍻🥃🍸🍹🥂🍷🍾

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Anyone want to be negative about that performance. Fuck off and die will you. 🦁🦁🦁 #Eng #ItsComingHome

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

To the the bloke shouting ‘STOP BREXIT, REVOKE ARTICLE 50’ in the background while Sky News are filming. 1) get a job 2) you’re wasting your voice mate 3) you’re a nonce #Brexit

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

@TeversalFC Pre season starts in 2 weeks. Any new players are welcome but probably best coming from 29th June onwards. See the clubs social media sites for details. Players need not apply if:

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 year

Early dog walk 🐕 Shower 🚿 Pick up the parents 👴🏼 👵 Trot down the M1 🚗 Hop on the Tube 🚆 Sink a few beers 🍻 Head to the ground ⚽️ #Spireites #Wembley

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

🦁🦁🦁

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

No mate

Mart Roberts

@weallstand33

4 years

Something a bit different lets here it for our match officials.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 month

#CookOut

Ollerton Town FC

@OllertonTownCFC

1 month

Cooky's Summer Update #UpTheTown

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 year

All downhill from here

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Great day, well done to all our runners. Hope we've raised thousands 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Sorry i missed the party 🙈 @BCRT #TeamBones #RIPCookieMonster

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

It’s there! 🚀

Chesterfield Ladies FC

@ChesterfieldLFC

2 years

GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!! Emmi Cook makes it 2-0! Rotherham look to play the offside trap and Emmi breaks through, out muscles her player and finds the far corner with a brilliant finish!

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Remembrance Sunday selfie #RTG #poppy #remembrancesunday #centenary

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 year

Great day out, good company and top marks to the Town fans who never shut up. Have to get behind your team for the lows not just the highs. At the end of the day the best 2 teams in the league went up. There’s always next season 😎

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Was hard to sleep last night what with all this Staying Alert and all that

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Newquay bound 🚙🏖☀️🐶🐶🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 A week off and then the @TeversalFC Journey begins.....

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

@N_Grayson @AldiUK I blame Cliff

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

The game has gone

Clipstone FC

@ClipstoneFC1

5 years

✍🏻 | Welcome to Clippo Connor Emery. This is a real coup as Connor is captain of Chesterfield Youth. A massive thank you to Neil Cluxton and Chesterfield F.C. for allowing the move.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

Last walk before 🎅 comes. Merry Xmas everyone 🎄🍾🍺 🎁

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

#FuckFootball

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

One for my mate Steaky. 👀 #AnnouncePPG

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

10 year challenge? #NoMate

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Imagine getting to the 1/4 final of the cup, only conceding 1 goal in that, to get yourself all but in the final (only had Forest and County to beat) so potentially champions. For it to mean NOTHING. Nice one FA 👀

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Plenty of CMFL teams announcing 'signings' already. Can someone point me in the direction of these magical early signing on forms please? 🤔

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

Beast

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Phil Greaves gets done for speeding on the way to the game.... #ninepointsaturday 🚔

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Never comment on performances but special mention tonight to a team that never gave up. Well done lads. #Proud

Staveley MWFC

@StaveleyMWFC

7 years

What a great performance by our Res - 10-men for the last 60- mins 2-0 down and win 3-2 with a penalty in the 90 th minute - terrific 👏👏👏

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Fuck Football with 2 capital Fucking F’s

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

#CookOut

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Currently have the following songs full blast and on repeat on the sound system: - World In Motion - Vindaloo - Come On England - Jerusalem - On The Ball - Amarillo - 3 LIONS 🦁🦁🦁

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Little things. Fucked training off. 26 in bar. Tripled takings for the night. Work shit, play hard be part of the community ⚽️

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

More chins than a Chinese phone directory

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Love a Thursday Night Film..👌

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

Not the greatest idea I've ever had...🍪

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

D+ Must do better..... 🙈

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

#UTT ⚽️

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

10 months

Lads night out

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

9 months

🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵

Chesterfield FC Youth Academy

@ChesterfieldYth

9 months

Proud Day for the Academy 3 Academy Players Start for the First Team 6 Academy Players on the Pitch for the Second Half 3 Goals Scored by Academy Players Jessop scores 2 on his Debut Mohiuddin scores on his debut D’Sena wins MOM #Proud #youngspireites #ChesterfieldFC

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

#CovidCut 3. Done over the bathroom sink by the wife . She’s a keeper.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

Happy new year Spireites. up the town @James_Rowe1 ’s Barmy Army 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 year

And we’re off…. ☀️ ⛰️ 🏃🏻‍♂️

Chesterfield FC Youth Academy

@ChesterfieldYth

1 year

Help Support our Chesterfield FC Academy Charity Snowden Challenge Today !! After completing the Yorkshire 3 Peaks Challenge in 2022, the CFC Academy Staff will this year take on the task of climbing to the summit of Mount Snowden Today.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Let the quarantine begin... #CM0102

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Step 6, Data Analyst. Can’t get my breath. #GamesGone

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

@TeversalFC management meeting when social distancing measures finally relaxed.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

8 years

Miss my 🐶

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Whilst my sympathies are with all the Thomas Cook customers, I have gone on holiday with Gemma Cook and she goes pop daily at me while we’re away. #PrayForCooky

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

Everywhere we goooooo

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Anyone fancy a few weeks off work? Come and play left back for us

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

8 years

Staveley v Pinxton in FA Vase. 22nd October . 😳

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

👀

Retford United

@RetfordUnited

6 years

@paulhep91 @rainworthgord We'll see they've played no one yet & Parfitt & Scully played for us last season . So let's not be hasty. Seasons never over 2 games in

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

4 days to go.....

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

Fuck football

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Fuck me, we’ve won one 🙌🏼

Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

Fuck me, we’ve got a game today 🙌🏼

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

We are shit at footy. But fuck me, can this lad drink shandy and taxi me and @SamL9634 about 👌🏽

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

1 year

It’s a hard life ☀️

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

You’re a cunt

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

4 years

No mate

Clipstone FC

@ClipstoneFC1

4 years

So we’ve been a bit busy of late having a bit of fun making the Cobras on PES. We’re thinking of doing a road to the Premier League. Are we down for a couple of videos? 👀⚫️⚪️

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

14 couldn’t get as they were shopping with their missus but they’ve all Skyped me when they were doing shuttle runs up and down the aisles at Tesco so we’re sound. #PreSeason #GoHardOrGoHome

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

We’re shit at football. But we’re not bad in the ale house. @MrsClowneCooky I’m leaving car here. See you tomorrow.

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

Salford Away 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

Just got in from a hectic last day at work. Signing out for a few days to boil my head. Hope Santa brings you all everything you wished for. Merry Christmas Everyone 🎅

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

7 years

@StaveleyMWFC @CentralMidFL 👀⚽️ @TerryDamms58 get your young un a better vehicle, we’re late now...

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

#LinBYE that’s the tweet #SteakyOut #BlownItAgain

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

9 months

Picture with the mascot 👀 #Spireites

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

3 years

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

There’s some utter shit wrote about football on this social media platform. Roll on the end of the season

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

2 years

@StaveleyMWFC Need a bit of experience to get over the line though 👀: Stubley, Damms, Colton, Hollingworth

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

5 years

#FuckFootball 😎☀️

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Lee Cook

@ClowneCooky

6 years

@GlasgowStPauli I’ll see your 10ft barrier and raise you a 30ft barrier, a deep moat surrounding it and sharks with laser beams attached to their heads swimming in it. It still won’t last 5 minutes. 🦈

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