Aight. Insecure finale is tonight.
I’m gonna say this and y’all may or may not agree.
Insecure is on the Mount Rushmore of black tv shows.
It had that kind of impact.
Yoooooo.
Juvenile did NOT come to play with y’all on this Tiny Desk.
I just watched Back That Azz Up with STRINGS.
Yea man. This is a Top 5 TINY DESK performance.
Period.
Hi. My name is Clint Coley
I was born June 20, 1987
I’m 32 years old.
Pray for me. Nothing’s wrong.
Fellas I let you down. I let someone’s dusty ass daughter play me this summer.
You ask her out.
She says yes.
You ask her when she’s free.
She tells you.
You make plans.
Y’all go out and enjoy yourselves.
Y’all do that shit again.
Why is this so fucking difficult these days?
Good morning.
I said this yesterday and I’ll say it again.
You live in Los Angeles, and you wanna start a podcast?
You are more than welcome to come use my equipment for FREE.
Get out your head and get your dreams out there.
Everybody. Eats.
Women love being grown and discussing accountability until it’s time to have a conversation about something they did....
Ladies most men feel this way. Trust me. We literally say “ok” and give up cuz it’s not worth the headache.
Let me vent about my father real quick if that’s ok with you. Cuz my dad....MY DAD!!!! Was the fucking man.
Legit my dad was the GREATEST man to EVER walk this earth.
Next to Jesus. Herman Clinton Coley.
This ain’t up for debate.
Women always talk about how dating is trash and men trash.
I never forget I got stood up at 6 Flags in Atlanta in July of 2018...
Not like she canceled last minute. Like I was at the gate with tickets. She said she was parking and never showed up.
I’m scoring this objectively
We got 4 diss tracks from each.
I have Kendrick Lamar winning 3 games to 1.
With him winning 3 straight. No doubt about it. The last one slaps
What I didn’t know with this battle is how many people HATE Drake.
When did y’all start hating Drake?
My name is Clint Coley. I was born June 20, 1987 which means I’m 32 years old. When you ask me what I wanna eat, I’m gonna say “you”. That’s all. Happy Sunday.
My name is Clint Coley
I was born June 20, 1987
I’m 32 years old
I do not care about how big or how small you are. Take all your damn clothes off when you have sexual intercourse with me.
All of it. Make up too. I wanna see you naked.
Texted me the next day.
Said she got caught up and she wants a do over and sent a nude with it.
Def left her on read.
And she was fine too.
Fellas we ain’t going for that no more.
Lost my grandmother last Wednesday to corona virus.
They burying my grandmother today and she can’t have a legit funeral nor is it safe to take a plane to Philadelphia to say “goodbye”.
That’s the part that upsets me about this quarantine
This ain’t it man.
Fellas, you ask a woman out 4-5 times. She’s always busy. Her friend makes time for you and now all of a sudden, y’all used to date. You don’t deserve this kings.
#dateherfriend2019
Derrick Jaxn owes black men an apology for dirty macking.
He owes black women an apology for capitalizing off of their hurt and being the exact guy he was preaching you should stay away from.
Ladies, can you PLEASE tell us where all of these “bitches” we have that you speak of. We’ve searched. Seriously. So if you could help us in our search that would be amazing.
Thanks.
-fellas who don’t have “bitches”
February 2007
I was 19 years old
I drove 7 hours in a snow storm to see a woman
Got pulled over by state police & got a ticket
Ran out of gas
Card got declined at Wendy’s to get food
By the time I finally got there we ONLY cuddled
What an L smh
Yo I just noticed I really ain’t been depressed lately.
I be having a bad day here and there but overall I be aight.
Lemme tell my therapist this shit today
Really corny in my opinion to shade another black man for winning something he actually deserved.
That’s not how we handle losing.
Btw grown ups know who Robert Glasper is.
Honestly.
I ain’t been the same since my father passed away.
That was legit my main man.
Last 2 days I haven’t been on ok. At all.
Been getting smacked but that don’t help.
I’m trying man.
Wait y’all still care about who text who first when dating?
My name Clint Coley
I’m born June 20, 1987
I’m 32 years old.
I’m Herm’s Son
And if I like you I don’t give a shit how thirsty I look. I’m texting. I’m calling until I get the message you ain’t interested.
Bottom line