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Comedian. Actor. Writer. Girls Dem Suga. The People’s Champ. @mitllpodcast

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
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5 years
I don’t care what size you are I like that shit
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3 years
How y’all charging people money to learn how to make six figures and you don’t make 6 figures
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5 years
If you ain’t tryna match with me like this on vacation then delete my damn number.
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4 years
Can we PLEASE get a black moderator
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5 years
Women say, “I’m focusing on myself” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Men say it, “he’s playing”
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4 years
This video is gonna live rent free in my head for a long time 😂😂😂
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4 months
I’m really having my first child in November. Who would’ve thought
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5 years
Women need to start initiating sex.
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4 years
Men that don’t take care of their kids shouldn’t be getting pussy
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3 years
Aight. Insecure finale is tonight. I’m gonna say this and y’all may or may not agree. Insecure is on the Mount Rushmore of black tv shows. It had that kind of impact.
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5 years
Fellas don’t forget to let these women know!!! If it’s not a date, pull out your damn card
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3 years
There is no singer in this generation that can come close to Jazmine Sullivan vocally. None.
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4 years
I lost my father today y’all. I need prayer like for real I’m not ok.
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2 years
Im watching Love Is Blind. KWAME needs to explain this
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5 years
Fellas this is what we on from now on
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6 years
Good morning ladies
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5 years
Listen I like being ASS NAKED when I’m having sex. I wanna see it all.
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4 years
*New Orleans accent* I KNOW YOU FUCKIN LYING!!!!
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9 years
@BlairWalsh3 you should play the powerball bruh. You're now unemployed
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4 years
Yo I like my pussy black owned
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4 years
He think he running against somebody else. This Joe Biden. Translation=he got me fucked up
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1 year
Yoooooo. Juvenile did NOT come to play with y’all on this Tiny Desk. I just watched Back That Azz Up with STRINGS. Yea man. This is a Top 5 TINY DESK performance. Period.
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5 years
Hi. My name is Clint Coley I was born June 20, 1987 I’m 32 years old. Pray for me. Nothing’s wrong. Fellas I let you down. I let someone’s dusty ass daughter play me this summer.
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5 years
Fellas it cost minimum $150 to get to know a woman. Reason why cats not planning dates is cuz it’s expensive
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10 months
@stillTRPE In fairness she was a comedian before and was legit good at it and sells out
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1 year
Having your mom on your podcast goes left….😂😂😂😂
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5 years
On God this summer I’m not letting nobody dusty ass daughter or her friends play me this summer.
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6 years
Nas is getting on my nerves
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5 years
Stop saying you single til you married. That shit ain’t true.
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5 years
You ask her out. She says yes. You ask her when she’s free. She tells you. You make plans. Y’all go out and enjoy yourselves. Y’all do that shit again. Why is this so fucking difficult these days?
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5 months
So I wrote and produced this short film called Parents. I’m just gonna drop it on YouTube tomorrow at 7pm Hopefully y’all share it.
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3 years
World Series of Spades really is fire tho
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5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this...
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5 years
This man licked blood off his back. I ain’t never seen anything this savage
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4 years
The fact that we need to “stay safe” during an election should tell you EVERYTHING
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6 years
Always remember if it’s not a date, make her pull out that damn purse
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2 years
This is the COLDEST sports photo of 2023.
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5 years
Im not paying for child care if I’m taking you on a date
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2 years
Can someone please explain to me what Lori Harvey is doing other than dating like everyone else out here who is single?
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5 years
We ugly
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Are men just mostly ugly or do I go to the wrong places?🤔
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4 years
I feel like men plan great dates when they WANT to.
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5 years
I’m a grown up. If I like you, I’m texting first
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3 years
Never forget my crush posted on Instagram that no fine men like her. That wasn’t a good day for me.
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4 years
Yo I sold a show today. That’s cool as shit. I was told “yes”. You know how good that feels?
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4 years
Fam. The more I watch Sister Sister the more I realized that Ray Campbell is TOP 3 TV dads of ALL TIME. Let me explain in this thread.
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5 years
Good morning. I said this yesterday and I’ll say it again. You live in Los Angeles, and you wanna start a podcast? You are more than welcome to come use my equipment for FREE. Get out your head and get your dreams out there. Everybody. Eats.
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5 years
Don’t ever ask another man about YOUR girlfriends past. EVER!
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3 years
2 grown ass black men getting on a platform discussing how much they don’t like black women is corny as shit
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5 years
How many times should I ask you out before I say I’m over this shit??
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2 months
Black men we gonna do our part or you gonna talk about how much you don’t like Kamala. You like Donald?
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5 years
Women love being grown and discussing accountability until it’s time to have a conversation about something they did.... Ladies most men feel this way. Trust me. We literally say “ok” and give up cuz it’s not worth the headache.
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4 years
Let me vent about my father real quick if that’s ok with you. Cuz my dad....MY DAD!!!! Was the fucking man. Legit my dad was the GREATEST man to EVER walk this earth. Next to Jesus. Herman Clinton Coley. This ain’t up for debate.
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5 years
Your first BAEcation should be a road trip. Not leaving the da,m country
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4 years
Me at the polls this morning
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5 years
Women always talk about how dating is trash and men trash. I never forget I got stood up at 6 Flags in Atlanta in July of 2018... Not like she canceled last minute. Like I was at the gate with tickets. She said she was parking and never showed up.
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4 years
This moderator is TRASH
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5 years
I get what Ayesha saying but never. Forget sis, you are the gold standard.
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5 months
I’m scoring this objectively We got 4 diss tracks from each. I have Kendrick Lamar winning 3 games to 1. With him winning 3 straight. No doubt about it. The last one slaps What I didn’t know with this battle is how many people HATE Drake. When did y’all start hating Drake?
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3 years
Yea and vagina is still better
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4 years
Came to Philly to tell jokes. Stayed a whole week to take off and get closure about my dad. I got it. I can rest now.
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4 years
Fam I’m crying 😊😂😂😂
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5 years
My name is Clint Coley. I was born June 20, 1987 which means I’m 32 years old. When you ask me what I wanna eat, I’m gonna say “you”. That’s all. Happy Sunday.
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5 years
Black men smile!
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2 years
@MsWitts Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 His hair is def trash. I want 10 mins into this season and bul made me mad
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My name is Clint Coley I was born June 20, 1987 I’m 32 years old I do not care about how big or how small you are. Take all your damn clothes off when you have sexual intercourse with me. All of it. Make up too. I wanna see you naked.
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Texted me the next day. Said she got caught up and she wants a do over and sent a nude with it. Def left her on read. And she was fine too. Fellas we ain’t going for that no more.
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4 years
I eat pussy on the first date. I don’t see a damn thing wrong with this. I’m grown.
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5 years
Yo stop arguing in public.
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4 years
Lost my grandmother last Wednesday to corona virus. They burying my grandmother today and she can’t have a legit funeral nor is it safe to take a plane to Philadelphia to say “goodbye”. That’s the part that upsets me about this quarantine This ain’t it man.
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9 years
ayoooooooo lmfaooooooooooo http://t.co/msQcbu5PIe
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4 years
I’m ready for verzuz tonight
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5 years
Fellas if your lady make you mad, From now on she can’t make it up to you with sex. Nope!
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4 years
My birthday is tomorrow. I turn 33. You know what would be an awesome gift??? Arresting them cops who killed Breonna Taylor
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3 years
Me watching you take off your bra while you’re venting about your man 😊
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1 year
This man hands down is in the top 5 WORST. human beings of all time. If you watched the doc, you know
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6 years
Fellas, you ask a woman out 4-5 times. She’s always busy. Her friend makes time for you and now all of a sudden, y’all used to date. You don’t deserve this kings. #dateherfriend2019
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4 years
Derrick Jaxn owes black men an apology for dirty macking. He owes black women an apology for capitalizing off of their hurt and being the exact guy he was preaching you should stay away from.
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5 years
Listen this the energy I’m on! You can ALWAYS sit on my face. Don’t need permission
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6 years
Ladies, can you PLEASE tell us where all of these “bitches” we have that you speak of. We’ve searched. Seriously. So if you could help us in our search that would be amazing. Thanks. -fellas who don’t have “bitches”
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4 years
Hey fellas! My guys! Hear me out... Protect the black women you NOT trying to fuck.... That’s all. Enjoy y’all Sunday 😊
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4 years
I was 11 in 1998. Yes I’m a fucking DMX fan are you kidding me?
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4 years
Because she felt like it. That’s it
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4 months
Kendrick Lamar is number 1. He is the undisputed champion in hip hop. He has the WBC, WBA, WBO, IBF Hip Hop Heavyweight champion. Let’s discuss this…
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11 months
Fellas don’t send that text Thursday. Just eat your food chief. She’s going to leave you on read. I’m warning you now.
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1 year
February 2007 I was 19 years old I drove 7 hours in a snow storm to see a woman Got pulled over by state police & got a ticket Ran out of gas Card got declined at Wendy’s to get food By the time I finally got there we ONLY cuddled What an L smh
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5 years
If you’re waiting for marriage to have sex I’m not the man for you. Bottom line.
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4 years
Yo I just noticed I really ain’t been depressed lately. I be having a bad day here and there but overall I be aight. Lemme tell my therapist this shit today
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4 years
Covid is not over.
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2 years
Really corny in my opinion to shade another black man for winning something he actually deserved. That’s not how we handle losing. Btw grown ups know who Robert Glasper is.
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4 years
Honestly. I ain’t been the same since my father passed away. That was legit my main man. Last 2 days I haven’t been on ok. At all. Been getting smacked but that don’t help. I’m trying man.
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4 years
Wait y’all still care about who text who first when dating? My name Clint Coley I’m born June 20, 1987 I’m 32 years old. I’m Herm’s Son And if I like you I don’t give a shit how thirsty I look. I’m texting. I’m calling until I get the message you ain’t interested. Bottom line
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3 years
Aight. I’m very protective of this word but I’m ready to say it. This album is a classic album. It checks the boxes.
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4 years
The fact that this is even a question is wild
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