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when my life is over and death has made it’s mark, scatter all my ashes on the slopes of Ibrox park.

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3 years
Yer bird bangs her snooker cue on the floor and says shot mate
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Jeff stelling leaving soccer saturday. Only one man for the job…
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2 years
Just called the mrs Dundee utd, coz she kicks aff every 10 minutes🤣🤣
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2 years
Next ex player to tell Rangers fans to behave in Seville Ally McCoist 4/6 Barry Ferguson 2/1 Neil McCann 5/1 Kenny Miller 8/1 Alex Rae 10/1 Nacho Novo 16/1 Andy Goram 25/1 Joey Barton 40/1 Alex Ferguson 50/1
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3 years
I think a stadium ban would’ve been more appropriate
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2 years
We’ll be playing in Naples, where Diego Maradona became immortal. Amsterdam, where Johan Cruyff shone the brightest. And Liverpool, where John Lundstram was born. WHAT A GROUP😀
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Celtic - “we would like to offer to host the champions league final, we have disco lights. Pitch is in decent condition, the soil is very good” Reporter - “what about the grass”? Celtic - “he will still be going to Aberdeen”
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3 years
When Fashion Sakala meets Alfredo Morelos.
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3 years
Day 2 and there’s still people denying this was a red card. EMBARRASSING 🙈🙈🙈
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2 years
Absolutely typical, got a ticket for the Europa league final but it’s on the exact same day I get married🙈unbelievable! So look, if anybody’s interested her name is Pauline and the wedding’s in the algarve…
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2 years
I know Uefa said there would be penalties for playing the national anthem but I wasn’t expecting 3 in the same game🙄
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8 months
The wee man just said “daddy, why is my sister called Rose” I said “because yer ma loves roses” He said “thanks dad” I said “nae bother big baldy Belgian bastard”
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3 years
Chernobyl, Ukraine. 1986
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4 years
Slavia Prague 0 Arsenal 4 fucking guy (18) fucking guy (21) fucking guy (24) fucking guy (77)
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2 years
Celtic fans are like a wee chubby guy that sits on the couch wae a Mars bar and Doritos, watching the olympics and slagging everybody that gets a silver medal🙈
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3 years
Lana wolf in 2062
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Dialloooooo aha
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2 years
It’s about time Scottish football cut ties with sky sports. Surely there’s better options out there. Wednesday night we have 2 massive games Hibs v Rangers and Celtic v Hearts. Sky sports are showing 2 woman’s English premiership games. Just wow🤦‍♂️
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2 years
I love Rangers games like this, when everybody writes us off. The media, the pundits, even our own fans sticking the boot in! Napoli this, Napoli that! Well I’ll tell you something! When you back Rangers into a corner we come out FIGHTING! Prediction - Napoli 4 Rangers 0
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2 years
Morelos has had... Keith Jackson racially abuse him in the DR Irvine Welsh want him “chopped into pieces” Celtic fan calling him a “black bastard” Chris Sutton call him “buffalo brains” Neil McCann call him an “idiot” Imagine the media outcry if he was a Celtic player🤷‍♂️
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2 years
Imagine he failed. We’d have 2 weeks of ex players, managers and pundits calling it a fix, demanding foreign test examiners and calling for a complete overhaul of the DVLA😭
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WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT TEN E’RE GONNA MAKE IT TEN RE GONNA MAKE IT TEN E GONNA MAKE IT TEN GONNA MAKE IT TEN ONNA MAKE IT TEN NNA MAKE IT TEN NA MAKE IT TEN A MAKE IT TEN MAKE IT TEN AKE IT TEN KE IT TEN E IT TEN IT TEN ITTEN
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2 years
Celtic: “your grandchildren will be Celtic fans” Our grandchildren:
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1 year
“In Uefa competition the leniency isn’t very high” Nothing to see here, just Mcgregor admitting they get away with murder in the spl🤷‍♂️
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3 years
In the wake of Alloa being to rough for Celtic, Joe Hart has fired a warning to Hearts… “nae blasters”
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4 years
Imagine losing your chairman, manager and captain in the same season. Getting knocked out cups by Ross county, Rangers, ferencvaros and Sparta Prague under 16s. Then have the audacity to call Rangers (who you trail by 20 points) the laughing stock of Scottish football😂😂😂😂😂
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10 months
Michael Stewart outraged by James tavernier winning a shoulder challenge. Graham shinnie elbows cantwell in the back of the head, “there’s nothing in it” We deserve unbiased commentary for a showpiece cup final. Absolute fucking idiot!
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3 years
Rangers really need a positive result against Lyon this week to distract us from Celtic being top of the expected points league table and Joe Hart taking fast goal kicks! Just hope our ball boys are up for it!
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2 years
Mind the old firm where Clancy gave a penalty for a shirt pull by Katic and ignored an even worse one by Christie. Or when the ball hit edouards hand on the way in Or the cup final Celtic won with an offside goal Var gets a decision correct tho and it’s a conspiracy😂😂😂
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Celtic - we hung out the flag of war Alloa - c’mon then Celtic - no!! Please don’t hurt us 😂😭😭😂😭
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8 months
Imagine if the Rangers fans forced Jon Daly out of Ibrox because of his nationality. This is exactly what we’re seeing with Celtic and Abada. They get a free ride in Scotland despite being the scummiest fan base in Britain. Why do they consistently get a free pass?
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Philippe Clement has… Overturned a 7 point deficit Turned Brendan Rodger’s into a chauvanist pig Topped our Europa league group Reduced Michael Stewart to tears on live tv Forced Hibs to cut our allocation He’s not here 6 months yet🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
To all Rangers fans still buying the daily record. Keith Jackson described Alfredo Morelos as a ‘loose cannon’ for visiting his family but has yet to comment on child groomer Leigh griffiths🙃
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3 years
Genuinely believe if he never broke his leg he might have been as good as Kris Boyd
@TheSportsman
The Sportsman
3 years
🟢 Henrik Larsson, who turns 50 today, averaged 34 goals and 16 assists for each of his seven seasons at Celtic. He missed the majority of one of those with a broken leg... @SparesCeltic | @CelticFC
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So sick of this woke nonsense. Nothing against Lesbians but is she really more qualified to talk about celtic than intelligent football guys like John Hartson and Tom Boyd?
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
2 months
👀 "There's an opportunity for Aberdeen to sign another couple of players and really push for second..." Paul John Dykes from A Celtic State of Mind podcast looks ahead to Sunday's clash with Rangers and the Premiership title race ⤵️
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3 years
Don’t ever underestimate how crazy Scotland has become. A filip Helander winner in an old firm got Janey Godley the sack😂
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And there you have Scottish football in a nutshell. In a weekend where Celtic are awarded 2 penalties and 10 minutes added time (12 played btw) What’s all the focus on? Rangers getting a legitimate penalty for a blatant shirt pull😂😂😂😂😂 We see you🧐
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2 years
So it turns out the SPFL could have seen their cinch contract ripped up had Rangers won the league. At least we have an explanation for the horrendous refereeing we seen this season. 12 points dropped because of “honest mistakes” by refs. Coincidence?
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2 years
My son just said, da how weird is it when people name their children after football players. I said be quiet Tillman and eat yer dinner.
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3 years
Will never not be hilarious to me that Tims call this place paradise
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3 years
Get it into your heads, we don’t stop. Unless they’re too rough, then we stop😭😂
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
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🗣️ 'I told some of the lads towards the end to just not bother going into tackles and to just look after themselves...' Celtic manager Ange Postecoglou says his side were not getting proper protection from the referee and feared further injuries against Alloa Athletic ⤵️
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2 years
@ruaraidh1985 @OzilThings Clearly you are about 35 years old. 1930 was the best World Cup ever!
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3 years
Love this from Joe Hart. Fingers like jelly, then springs back up to pick the ball out of the net. Class ☘️☘️☘️🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮
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Tom commentator - “There’s no sunshine on Leith tonight in any way, shape or form” Brutal man😂😭
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7 months
Thought Scotland played well tonight, didn’t deserve to lose 4-0. Pass marks for Gilmour Souttar Shankland Patterson Badly let down by Tierney Porteous Christie Ralston Armstrong Hendry Great to see the country united tho without club bias dividing us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Booked a tour of Celtic park and cancelled it. With the money I saved I’ve donated it to poppy Scotland. Haha that’ll show them!!!
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2 months
Roofe goal disallowed at Ibrox Morelos goal disallowed parkhead Dessers goal disallowed Ibrox Sima goal disallowed Hampden. 4 shocking decisions in previous old firms. Watch the pressure on the referee this week. Pattern of assistance🙃
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Bit of a magician is Brendan Rodger’s. Warns Neil Warnock about referees in his press conference and magically gets 2 penalties in his next match. Magic😂
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3 years
A “friendly” in Australia🤦‍♂️ How about in light of this recent court case we cancel the old firm trademark, cut all ties with them and let them rot in their own filth🤷‍♂️ No more guilt by association! @RangersFC
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March 20th, Celtic park. Rangers romp to a 3-0 victory to secure 55! Alfredo being Alfredo, does a big stinking shite in the centre circle Ian Crocker is outraged, Andy Walker says the refs looking straight at it Jackie McNamara says it isnae even a good shite! Scenes🙌
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Seen Steven Gerrard on the golf course. He chipped a shot straight over the green and into the bunker. I said Stevie🤷‍♂️ you need a smaller club. Next thing I know he’s the manager of Aston Villa!!!
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9 months
One of the greatest players to ever pull on a Rangers jersey. For me he’s up there with… Greig McCoist Laudrup Gascogne Cooper
@RangersFC
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👏 Today was @James_Tavernier 's 300th League appearance for #RangersFC . 💙 The Captain
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Imagine a Netflix documentary about Rangers 2012-2022 What a story😍
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If I was stuck on a desert island wae John Hartson and a Big Mac, I’d eat John Hartson and talk to the Big Mac.
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2 years
The Celtic fans who claim they “dont care” that Rangers are in the Europa league final are… Creating fake Spanish accounts and making up negative Rangers stories. Bombarding Frankfurt twitter, begging them to win. Telling Belinda Carlisle Rangers are a new club 😂😂😂😂😂
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Woke up in a great mood this morning only to find out Jimmy Johnston came 3rd in the Ballon D’or 57 years ago. Fucking raging man😡😡😡🤒
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No surprise we’ve cut the gap at the top of the league to 2 points with a game in hand. The referees have gave us a staggering 9 penalties while Celtic have only had 9.
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8 months
Got a bit excited seeing Porto hammered Benfica 5-0 tonight. Then remembered we just lost at home to Motherwell.
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7 months
If ever 2 people’s personalities represented the clubs they support it’s these 2. Sutton the look at me look at me, attention seeking gobshite. McCoist a national treasure with quality patter & absolute gentleman.
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🗣️ "He will have to address this one, I thought his comments were slightly odd in truth." Chris Sutton slams Ally McCoist's 'reckless, irresponsible and daft' hate crime law remarks ahead of Rangers vs Celtic 📎
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Walking down the Copland road to see the Rangers play Walking down the Copland road to see the Rangers play Walking down the Copland road to see the Rangers play Jump left Auld guy behind me… FUCKING SIT DOON
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2 years
3 points gifted to Celtic today by Kevin Clancy 2 points dropped by Rangers thanks to willie Collum There’s a reason we’re better in Europe!
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7 years
@Record_Sport Carlos Pena 19 caps for a country of 127 million. Leigh griffiths 13 caps for a country of 5.2 million. Doubt he's heard of you either
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Celtics excuses for losing at Ibrox on Sunday Ref 4/11 VAR 4/6 Caffeine 8/1 Refused water 10/1 No away fans 12/1 Bigotry 16/1 Goals wrong size 28/1 Lost fairly 500/1
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The wee man just said “super cup is on Wednesday, that would have been Rangers v Real Madrid if they won the Europa league” He’s in bed noo, having a think about his comment🙃
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Celtic- we’re the meltdown kings of the world. Hibs- hold my needle…
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3 years
Watching the old firm game back for the first time. PLEASE Can somebody explain our tactics?
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7 months
Mind Celtic got a penalty against Hibs for a clash of heads. Souttar got a flying elbow to the face today. Guess which one they think was a penalty? Simpletons man🥴🤒
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1 year
Job vacancy: Glasgow, Govan area. Position: Centre forward Must have... Bad attitude Short temper Knee slide experience Colombian but not essential.
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2 years
If Calvin Bassey does go to Aston Villa which is looking likely, I’d love to see that £25m put towards an audacious swoop for Ryan Porteous.
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3 years
Not enough has been made of this in my opinion. They almost scored from this. Alan mulvanny is a Celtic supporting cheat and has plenty of previous. It’s about time Rangers started asking questions…
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@MJ_Murphy89 @CelticFCSLO I’m a Rangers fan but that’s absolutely smashing!
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1 year
Real Betis have conceded 9 goals in their last 2 away games. Watch us sit off them on Thursday and give up possession🥴
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2 years
Francis Connor is one of the linesmen for the cup final next week. 1st picture he called offside 2nd picture he called onside 🙃
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Hire them both. Muscat for the league Clement for Europe Shave all the players heads as well.
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3 years
Scotland 2021. Jeanette Findlay: “Call it out” Rangers fans: “ok sure” Jeanette Findlay: “Grasses man”😡 😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭
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Willie collum has said it’s not a handball. They’ve seen the backlash at half time. They’ve panicked and looked into it in more detail. They’ve found an offside to spare their blushes. They’re cheats! PURE AND SIMPLE!!! Oh, and celtic should have been down to 9 men! 😂🤦‍♂️
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1 year
As a tribute to our new Brazilian signing Danilo, I’m shaving the mrs fanny tonight 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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2 years
Real Madrid & Rangers - 14 European cups. Barcelona & Celtic - 6 European cups. Levels😎
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10 months
It’s clear for anyone to see that social media is working in celtics favour when it comes to big decisions by official. Here’s some of my personal favourites. A thread…
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2 years
Ross Wilson leaving Rangers to join Nottingham Forest as director of football. Clubs have negotiated a compensation package. As a result Rangers will pay Forest £2.5 million.
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1 year
Philippe Clement requirements in my opinion. This season: League: 1st or 2nd League cup: Winner Scottish cup: Winner Europa league: Quarter final Next season League: 1st League cup: winner Scottish cup: winner Champions league: Group stage
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2 years
Goodwin under huge pressure at Aberdeen and has a tough run of games coming up Rangers (H) 22 April Rangers (A) TBC
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3 years
@HarryArt88 @Amaddiallo_19 Hearing the deals been called off because Aaron won’t support him😕
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@jald19 England v Holland game and he wears a Celtic jersey. People shocked when he gets abuse😂😂😂 The next time the Republic of Ireland are playing I’ll head to the aviva in my Rangers jersey. They’ll be queuing up to buy me pints of Guinness🥴
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4 years
I think if Gerrard can lead us to 55 this season, should we pay tribute with a rendition of you’ll never walk alone at the last home game of the season. Copy fellow bear let’s get this going. Thoughts?
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2 years
15 minutes into the first game since callum mcgregor demanded Celtic start getting all the decisions, Maeda punches the ball into the net from a ridiculous free kick they were awarded😂 The Celtic way!
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7 years
While Celtic have been trying desperately to punt Dembele, Rangers have signed Declan John, Russel Martin, Jason Cummings, Sean goss, Jamie Murphy and Greg docherty. That's why they won't get 10 in a row.
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9 months
Back to square 1 then. Who we thinking? Muscat?
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Sky Sports Scotland
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🔵 "When there is one moment I think a referee is not neutral then I would directly quit my job..." Philippe Clement is happy Willie Collum will referee Rangers' Scottish Cup tie, revealing he wasn’t part of talks requesting he wasn't involved in their games 🔽
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@DanMRoberts1 @DavidTannerTV Sorry to their victims would be a start👍
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11 months
What a disgrace Kevin Clancy is. Disallowed goal for absolutely nothing! Cifuentes sent off for “serious foul play” Should be nowhere near Rangers games, his bias has been proven time & time again!
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Cliff
2 years
In Scotland, if you reach the age of 25 and aren’t yet married, you get tied to a chair and forced to listen to Gerry Cinnamon.
@mrwtffacts
WTF Facts
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In Denmark, if you reach the age of 25 and aren't yet married, you get tied to a chair and pelted with cinnamon.
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Let’s be honest here, there was only one club who even attempted to eridicate it. Simply the best no longer played in full. Billy boys banned. Louden tavern and most surrounding bars banned sectarian singing. Everyone anyone campaign. Tell me one thing Celtic done? Just one?
@GrahamSpiers
Graham Spiers
2 years
🎧Podcast Rangers, Celtic and the return of ‘offensive singing’? •Is it back? •Definitions: cultural, political, historical •The Billy Boys/Orange Bastards •‘Songs of minorities’ •SFA cowardice? I discuss with ⁦ @mrewanmurray ⁩ + Andrew Smith.
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2 years
Fans - We wants a GK CDM RW Rangers - here you go AC/DC
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The only resurrection I care about this Easter 🙌
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
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He's Back 💪
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Kamara was outstanding for Rangers, particularly some of his performances in Europe. A classy player who deserves a bit more respect from our fans to be honest. Hope he does well at Leeds.
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How do one team consistently get the softest decisions. This is up there with the Morelos disallowed one at the piggery. That’s a push but the one by scales isn’t😂🙈
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2 years
A lot of people complaining that “FARE” (lol the irony) never seem to appear at Celtic matches. Here’s why...
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7 years
A tim asked me wit does a Rangers fan know about the champions league? I said no much apart from inventing it and being on the fucking logo🖕
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