POV: you offered to give Polo a foot massage and he caught you, you lil’ weirdo…
“Weren’t you supposed to just rub ‘em? Lol…. Oh well then, keep at it… knock yourself out…”
🖼️ @/ScottyAfterDrk thank youuuu dude!
Polo hates hot summer nights... he gets so sweaty with all that fur!!!
But I reckon it was way, WAY worse for little
@TJ_the_tiny
stuck in that jungle of fluff for the whole night... That's not gonna wash off easily buddy!
Also super buff because why tf not!
🖼️
@DaveLievski
People might say that Polo’s clear tongue piercing (which he wears on occasions) is be a bit lame, but I’m sure they haven’t taken a closer look…
Poor little Adam doesn’t seem too happy about spending the day in the wolf’s maw tho… Hey, at least he’s “protected”!
Polo is known (and wants to be known) as that ruthless big bad wolf who devours micros for sport… But sometimes, his subconscious self goes in a different direction…
“Seriously dude? A BUNNY?”
That handsome fella is none other than
@skonk_ADvert
!!
Art by @/eljotafurro
Willing prey kinda suck the fun out of the whole thing, don’t you think? Where’s the running?Where’s the pleading??
But hey! A snack is a snack and Polo is not a picky eater…
Enjoy the wolf’s gut
@proximiter
and thanks for the extra bucks! (And the amazing art too 👀)
Is eyebrow absorption a thing? I guess not (yet) but I hope this teaches Ollie and Clyde a valuable lesson…
No one… NO ONE stands a chance against Polo’s bushy eyebrows. They are way too powerful.
Featuring the cool
@ClydeReddin
as himself.
🖼️ Maxbe_arts (FA)
New pfp? You fucking bet.
Thank you @/BonzeDrake for this very cool pic of my boys! It was about time we bragged about those pearly (not really) whites!
Come one
@ClydeReddin
stop being a brat!
If you want a chance to win against Polo... then you gotta adapt and play by his rules!
Really cool art by @/artROOC
Today (Nov 1st) is World Vegan Day, and Ollie took the chance to try and convince Polo to start ingesting more veggies, and asked him to “eat only vegan” for today…
Uhh… I guess he could’ve been more specific.
(Also, is that
@Chris_Amminus
in the bag???)
🖼️
@skonk_ADvert
ok so I'm suddenly feeling so sick today, so whatever I caught, can any of you just get in there and kill it?
I don't know if you'll find the way back out tbh but I'd be grateful anyways.
By @/randomaccname
So Polo had a secret admirer during college that couldn't take his eyes of him and filled entire notebooks with sketches of the wolf.
After gathering some courage, he decided to show the notebook to the wolf... His answer?
He invited him to dinner... heh.
🖼️@/Maxbe_Arts
To micros who fight back to avoid being swallowed alive, grabbing the uvula, punching the tongue or trying to stop their descent down the food pipe:
Thank you for making the whole thing even more enjoyable for us.
Never stop struggling ✨✊🏽
Polo found a way to “kaiju” himself during that trip to Japan and… what can I say! The citizens of Tokyo won’t forget his visit anytime soon…
(The photographer had to add those censorship black bars to preserve the decency.)
Awesome gift by the precious
@skonk_ADvert
If you go to a punk concert with Polo, chances are you end as wasted as him… but oh boy, it’s gonna be so worth it…
Really cool pic of a post party Polo by
@SONTRA_
thanks for the awesome job buddy!
The sona / The human.
Off to NFC in just 2 days, MY FIRST CON EVER!!!
If you see me with that badge by @/mrustok hanging from my neck don't be shy and come and say hi!!!
Who am I meeting there?
Seriously now, isn’t this community supposed to be full of really smart people and scientists and whatnot?
Well then make a damn shrinking device already DAMN IT!!!!! WHAT’S TAKING YOU NERDS SO LONG?!
It’s 4AM, you and Polo are heading back to his place after a party.
Polo digs out a lollipop from his pocket casually slips it between his teeth.
He turns back at you, his eyes seem to glow in the darkness of the night.
“I only got one, but we can share”
By @/vetiver_n
I've been rollerblading for 3 hours straight and just got home.
My feet are literally killing me.
And unless you do something about it they're gonna be killing you too.
So get to work, runt.
I want my stomach to do awful things to you while I go through my day to day stuff as if nothing was happening.
That’s it. That’s today’s thought.
Bye~
The amazing, super talented, super generous
@mrustok
designed this insane Polo badge that I'll be wearing at NordicFuzzCon...
I don't have enough words to describe how grateful and excited I am for this. I can't stop staring at it.
Thank you, friend!
@beherit
LMAO I went to Tokyo recently too and… I wonder if we might have crossed paths!
(
@skonk_ADvert
just sent me this and I think it’s perfect timing lol)
Turns out that these musky wolf paws are making some micros act up…
Thank you Tan so much for illustrating Polo and THANK YOU to my “secret admirer” for commissioning this 🥺🥺
Now sniff em.
Enjoy the view while you can, runt. This nap won't last long... And you and I know what's gonna happen once I wake up, don't we?
Cool YCH by @/RoshanTiger1
You might think of me as a big meanie, but I LOVE scenarios with a good natured, gentle macro and terrified micros…
There’s such a feeling of power in the big guy being kind and those bugs running for their lives ✨
What if Polo organized a birthday surprise? Well, it would probably be something like this:
@mrustok
gave me this b-day present and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Thank you so much, you’ve made my day ✨
I heard it’s
#AppreciateADragonDay
and well… turning into to a dragon does sound like a great form of appreciation.
@Chris_Amminus
is definitely appreciating it 🤭
Aware preds doing pred things are hot but a sleeping pred is ❤️🔥
Imagine being a micro with a crush on a massive big dude but terrified of what he could do to you and one day you find him sound asleep… and his whole body becomes your playground.
Huff~
Polo is famously known for his little (none) self-control at parties… And its consequences.
Might be a good idea to check those sticky notes. You know, just in case he’s forgetting something important.
Really cool comm by
@Carlosjarlos
I got my first set of rollerblades when I was 10 but I bought a new pair at the beginning of summer and have been blading every day since.
Polo doesn’t strike me as a guy into sports but I took this pic and it kinda fits him, I think!
Can you imagine Polo rolling thru ur town?
Waking up after a party and not finding any of my friends that stayed for the night.
Roam my apartment searching for them.
Eventually sitting on the couch with my right foot resting on my left knee and noticing all the tiny specks in my sole.
"fuck! the shrinking pills..."