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@ClarityClack

9 months

@gingerandout @WestHamHelp Glad you circled the hat otherwise we might have been confused.

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15 days

@_MM1965_ My dad was a train driver who witnessed the aftermath of something like this, and he never got over it, even though he wasn't the driver involved. While it was the bravest act the person struggling with life ever took, it was also the most selfish.

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6 months

@heyjamesx @BornAKang It’s was abuse in our day too.

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@ClarityClack

2 years

Paddy the Baddy calling Ilia Topuria a little chorizo ya Spanish sausage 😂

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1 year

What have I found here 😆

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2 years

Hahahaha

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2 years

Oh wow 🤩

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2 years

All the beers getting excited for @TimeLineSkulls Friday…

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1 year

@FrancesW05 Im so upset. I’m devastated. I’m crying. Please retweet 😆

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2 years

@Scouse_ma This will forever be my favourite… 😂

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1 year

@defnoodles Sit down my friend, Americans have SPRAY CHEESE.

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@ClarityClack

2 years

Stop it 😤

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2 years

@MetroUK Of course they are. Just another way of making moooooooore money.

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@ClarityClack

2 years

It best be Spira! #CadburyMysteryBars

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2 years

@david_mcclure @jonvandine @libsoftiktok David it’s literally a picture of someone. How do you know they push an agenda? Just say you’re a hater and move on. And what I mean by hater is someone who hates everything/one that doesn’t fit their ideal.

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1 year

@K_6737 You’re happy there’s a minority and it’s a particular race…

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@ClarityClack

2 years

@Sandragogglebox Sooo many questions but my first is why are you posing thumbs up when your BEST FRIEND is in a critical condition?

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@ClarityClack

1 year

I know yet another picture of flowers on Mother’s Day BUT for someone who’s longed to be a mum their entire life this was a beautiful surprise from my friend & her little boy, who came through the door with the biggest smile on his face & said ‘Happy Mother’s Day Aunty Claire’ 🥹

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@ClarityClack

8 months

@THINGEO 💯 no rave will ever compete with a late 90s early 00s one. Style, music, afters, back then compete with nothing.

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@ClarityClack

1 year

This guy kills me. He’s a professional power lifter but makes out he’s the gym cleaner who against most of the other men looks like he wouldn’t be able to lift. The faces of the “bigger” guys tho when he says it’s Mr Muscle 😆

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@ClarityClack

2 years

Sod the roasties… can we just take a minute to appreciate my yorkies 😍

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@ClarityClack

2 years

Just so we’re clear, if you put crisps between bread it’s a butty not a sandwich. I don’t make the rules.

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@ClarityClack

1 year

How the producers haven’t pulled #Harrison out of the experiment is beyond me. Not only is he a narcissist and gas lighting he’s definitely dangerous #MAFSAU

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2 years

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5 months

@Lordflashh3art I actually feel sorry for her. She was so naturally pretty & obviously can’t see it herself & instead of embracing her age she’s chasing her youth & just like many others takes it too far. Not the obvious thing either but has she had her ears done too? They look like pixie ears.

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9 months

@jordymeady10 Ahh c’mon… was that cooked on a heated argument 😑

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5 months

@HolyCrayons His little leg in the air tho 😆

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2 years

Eastenders is wank init

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1 year

I don’t think you realise how close I am to tattooing my neck 😬

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@ClarityClack

1 year

@glennalfiesafc @Rylan Now why would you be interested in that? After a bump yourself?

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@ClarityClack

2 years

People who don’t like jäger have never had a Nan that drugged them on Benylin as a child and it shows.

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1 year

It appears Aldi are still trolling M&S. I wish I worked in the marketing team for Aldi 😆

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2 years

@aDatingDad

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2 years

This years #DOI #DancingOnIce has been a massive fix from the start. 7.5 for Mollie who didn’t do a step wrong and had her head near on bounced off the ice yet #theVivienne stumbles and gets 8.5. FIIIIIIX

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@ClarityClack

2 years

@Honestfootbal18 @stephen__bear Stephen and the Honest Football Fan tweeting themselves/each other 🫠

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2 years

@Skye_Lloyd There aren’t enough characters in the world to explain the extent of the issue but because the pay is so poor less and less paramedics/nurses/ambulance drivers are signing up meaning they are having to work 18-20 hour days instead of 12 and for no extra pay either.

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2 years

I'm watching Martin Lewis and he's talking about broadband and said that anyone on universal credit can get a Social Tariff broadband deal with their current supplier. Might be worth a call to see if it's cheaper than why you have now.

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2 years

@nicolephathole He definitely punches holes in walls.

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2 years

Apparently the perfect T-shirt DOES exist…

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2 years

So I was on a diet and doing dry Jan but some bags needed rescuing on that too good to go app and for a fiver I’ve ended up with all this 😂 #oinkoink 🐷 #toogoodtogo

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@ClarityClack

2 years

Finally gained the trust of not 1 but 3 squirrels today after weeks of feeding them they each took a nut from my hand 🥹

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2 years

It’s shit like this that keeps me plump… I purposely don’t buy chocolate etc for the house but I’ve always got baking stuff in so what I do. Make a fuckin chocolate cake in the microwave in a mug 😩

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@ClarityClack

20 days

@TashP351 I can’t believe you’ve blamed the dog. Where’s the evidence? You sure it wasn’t one of the children or the husband 😆

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2 years

It appears that although my choux pastry making is shocking I can still assemble something that looks like an eclair…

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2 years

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2 years

@LadyKentish No that’s awful. Joseph needs his own space and privacy. If husband has concerns about what games he’s playing and who and how he’s talking to people then a simple conversation of trust needs to be had that’s all.

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1 year

@eliistender10 There’s nothing more calming than listening to the water on the shore of Loch Lomond when the sun is setting and there’s hardly a soul about…

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1 year

WTAF is wrong with Harrison 😠 He is the epitome of scum. We can now add ‘fitting your mate up’ to the list of narcissism and gaslighting #MAFSAU

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@ClarityClack

8 months

@Deborah21178467 I know, he doesn’t miss a beat does he. You can just tell that singing comes naturally to him.

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2 years

@boohoo Jeez everyone crying like their own name has been changed to Bambi.

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1 year

#Melissa is putting me off having sex never mind poor Josh! Every second of every day you’re trying to hump Josh like you’re some randy dog on a new leg. We get it you have a thirst for it but calm the fuck down girl. #MAFSAU

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1 year

Find yourself a girl who can do both…

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2 years

F*ck your roasts I’m having Indian curry for tea tonight!

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2 years

I can’t even cope with this 😂

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2 years

Hahaha. Just left Starbucks and a boy of about 8 held the door for me. I said “thank you young man” he replied “lazy”

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11 months

@HeatherHerbert_ You know that dilation can be done at any time of the day right & it’s not time sensitive!? You literally could have waited until u got home & done this privately like the thousands of other people that do this daily. I guess u wouldn’t get the attention you craved there tho.

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2 years

Went for a canal walk today and saw this…

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2 years

My little old boy had died this morning. That’s the second shitty thing to happen this year already and it’s only February. Give your pets a nose boop from Ozzy 🖤

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8 months

@fesshole Yet you have to pay for the coffee first before they make it so how does this work?

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2 years

Im sure I’ve been an afters like this…

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1 year

Have I just eaten 18 fish sticks in one sitting? Yes, yes I have.

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2 years

How’s your Monday looking….?

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2 years

I went out out last night for the first time in about 2 ½ years and all I’m gonna say on that matter is - I’m too old for this shit 🤢

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2 years

I remember seeing a video of a lad with learning difficulties trying fizzy water and he said it tastes like pins and needles. I think little doggo agrees 😆

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1 year

March 2020 - When London stood still. A thread… Credit: @DamienHewetson

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2 years

Ear for an ear… you’re 100% the worst of you cut your dogs ears!

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2 years

@loosewomen The racists are highlighting themselves in the comments as usual.

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2 years

My New Year’s resolution is to say ‘no’ more often. I’m too bloody soft for my own good and end up doing things I don’t want to because I’m a people pleaser. This year I’m going to please me. Without being a c**t about it tho!

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2 years

I seriously need to diet so I’m starting the day with a sausage butty while I think about which Monday I’m going to start my diet.

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2 years

Just got 16 fresh cakes for £2.99 from Morrisons cafe on the Too Good to Go app. as much as I love cake not even I could eat all of those 😆 so I gave them to the lovely staff in A&E.

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@ClarityClack

8 months

@suzPOV @francesmcf @RachelBowljiffy @DogsTrust But he could be used as bait 🥺 please reconsider removing this post.

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd I heard someone today (a man, no I am not man hating) say when looking at the food bank donation bags in a supermarket “how are tampons essential items” I didn’t engage in conversation but I did say to him as I walk by that ALL items are essential.

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6 months

@lfc_arrow My nana used lard too that I swear she didn’t change for months. Always had burnt bits in it too.

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2 years

A whole kilo of walnuts have just arrived that I apparently ordered in a codeine hole 😆

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2 years

Fuck. Right. Off. 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

My absolute hate and instantly puts me off someone is those that can do better than anyone else: I can lift this much. I can carry 17 shopping bags on my pinky. I can go all day without eating. I flew to the moon without power twice while you were still dreaming. Oh do fuck off.

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2 years

Is there anything nicer than fresh hot home-baked bread and salted butter 🤤 Fk the diet…

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2 years

@isitreallymoira Twitter has ruined me because it took me ages to realise this was shoes 😑

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2 years

Where’s the #tomatoes and #cucumbers you ask? Blame the usual fat cats!

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1 year

I don’t know why egg shaped chocolate taste better than a bar but it does!

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6 months

@ninicece2 @BornAKang You don’t need to hit children to discipline them.

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2 years

@Wat_the_deuce Oh 100% I’m from a big family and we all descended on my nanas house every weekend. She had 10 kids herself and they all had 3-4 each so the house was crazy every weekend. I’ve barely seen any of them since she died because that central mutual place has gone ☹️

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10 months

@AlbyLad_ Where the fuck did any of them think the flames were gonna go 😑

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2 years

Think someone’s getting excited for Christmas…

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2 years

My hairdresser is better than yours…

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1 year

That people who have never taken a drug in their life will damn you as a ‘druggy addict’ whilst they sit their smoking tobacco, drinking alcohol and eating enough sugar to kill sperm whale.

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1 year

what substance abuse opinions have u like this?

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2 years

Considering I don’t bring a drop of alcohol with me and was meant to be having a chilled one this weekend I managed to drink 2 bottles of wine last night and I’m pretty hungover right now 🤢

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2 years

I need to grow up 😂

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1 year

@JNL0031 @Hasbulla_NFT Just pulled it’s eat lightly & that’s it yeah? You’re clearly seen hitting the cat & it cowering in fear in a box. You’re a horrible cretin who goes around hitting people for no reason too because you think you’re untouchable. People like you always show their true colours tho!

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Woooooow Dan is a proper dick isn’t he #MAFSAU

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