Claire D @ClaireD143 Twitter profile

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

4 years

Lest we forget

That Civil Service tweet twice a day (fan account)

@ThatCivilTweet

4 years

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

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Claire D

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2 years

We are all Nicola Sturgeon today, right?

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3 years

My dad's memorial bench destroyed by local neds. What is wrong with some folk?

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Claire D

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3 years

When the whole stand open their Wotsits at the same time...

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Claire D

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6 months

The price of baby milk is an absolute scandal and unaffordable to most. If you see anyone stealing it, mind your business and keep walking

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Claire D

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1 year

You can tell a lot about a person by which boat makes them angrier

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Claire D

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3 months

WTAF did they do to achieve these medals? 🤔 Any suggestions 🤷‍♀️

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Claire D

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1 year

I like twitter but there are some amount of lunatics on here. I got a message earlier to 'watch my back' and to 'watch where I go' as this man 'knew people everywhere'. All because I hate tories and he's a fragile man-child. Fuck him and his hollow threats.

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@davemacladd

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Claire D

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Get this tae fuck. I hope the good people of Glasgow show this poundshop Mosley up for the grifting charlatan he is.

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Claire D

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2 years

The Rangers getting their new manager in the Black Friday sales just sums them up.

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Claire D

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2 months

No fucker leaves here until we know which Scottish arseholes voted for reform. I never thought even the staunchest of racists would stoop to that up here 😕

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1 year

Just had a horrible conversation with a neighbour. She was telling me the wee girl up the road 'is for the watching as she's a fenian'. Despite knowing I'm also a said 'fenian' and she worked in the Catholic school for 30 years. You think you know people 🙄🤷‍♀️

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

If you see someone stealing calpol and baby products, mind your business and keep walking 👍

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Calpol and baby products among most shoplifted items in London borough, report reveals

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Claire D

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8 months

What a country!! These parasites are still on the take, Stephen Fry wants us to embrace genocide, tories still looting the country (and crying about it when caught), foodbank use on the rise, energy bills are mental and government incompetence is rife. Makes you proud, eh 🙄

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Claire D

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1 year

Celtic: Pre-season friendlies on another continent. Because they can 🍀 The rangers: Pre-season friendlies at home. Because they need the money. Levels 🤷‍♀️

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Claire D

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3 years

I am absolutely overwhelmed and thankful for everyone's kind messages and offers of help. It'll get fixed and look brand new. Thank you all for such kindness and compassion 💚

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Claire D

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2 years

Worked for me 😲🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

1. "WTF is going on here, somebody, anybody. Help." 2. "Oh, dear God, there's speeches." 3. "How can I fake this? Can I resign right now?" 4. "Please let this be the bit without the herpes." Why are they so fucking weird 😳

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

2 years

My wee boy took a cracking picture yesterday 💚

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

5 months

No, just a money sucking parasite. All the flag shaggers worried about our money being given out to the wrong people, start with this disfunctional family 🤷‍♀️

Alba Albert

@AlbaTimi

5 months

Is he your King?

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

Absolutely appreciate everyone's offer to help, but it's in hand and will be replaced. I'll post a photo when it's in place. Thank you all so much, you've restored my faith in the kindness of strangers 💚💚

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Claire D

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5 months

Oh 😳

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Claire D

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6 months

Here's hoping for a drama free day and several cheeky wee naps 🙌🙏😴

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Yet all but ignored by @BBC . I wonder why 🤔🤔

Enough is Enough

@eiecampaign

1 year

Absolutely incredible turnout at today’s protest in London! Teachers, doctors, civil servants, university workers and more striking together. We demand fair pay for ALL 👊 #EnoughIsEnough

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Fucking pointless this inbred, embarrassing, parasitic family. Abolish this absolute nonsense. They. Are. Just. People. Like the rest of us, nothing special, other than the fact their 'special blood' (🙄) makes idiots think they're our betters 🤷‍♀️🙄

BladeoftheSun

@BladeoftheS

1 year

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needs a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

6 months

@GoldingBF There is nothing wrong with that graffiti. It's the truth. No amount of flag shagging is going to change that 🤷‍♀️

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

2 years

@sophielouisecc The left could care less that you're a young, female, working class Tory with disabilities. It's your hateful, unsubstantiated (and often deleted) tweets that everyone finds both tiresome and naive

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Thousands of families using food banks, people unable to afford to put the heating on yet this deranged spectacle is going ahead? Absolute joke of a country. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonachy

Reuters

@Reuters

1 year

WATCH: Take a look at the 'Diamond Jubilee State Coach' that will take King Charles and his wife Camilla to their coronation

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

4 years

Kieran Tierney turning up to today's game with his Tesco bag. Keeping it real 🤣💚👍

Arsenal

@Arsenal

4 years

👋 Morning, lads! Matchday mode 🔛 #EmiratesFACup

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8 months

🤔🤔🤔😅

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

10 months

Four things here - 1. Sarah Vine can just GTF. Hateful bint. 2. The only people inciting (and hoping for) a riot are DM 'journalists'. 3. Not a story about Meghan Markle, but they just have to get her name in a negative story somehow 🤷‍♀️ 4. I'm counting the days until DM dies 🤞👌

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

4 months

Cantwell and Shankland, lining up next season

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

2 years

Found this at work. Think its early 1890's

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

My Twitter has been nuts for the last 30 hrs. A tweet I wrote in less than a minute as I was on a train has blown up. Rangers fans go low & get personal as they have NOTHING else. It's both expected & pathetic. Do I give a fuck what they say? Naw, I just laugh. Pricks🖕Cry more🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

@minblowingvid @FailVibe The video stopped too soon. Missed the bit where all the components rejoined with each other, rebuilt itself and challenged the press to 'come at me again, but this time, mean it' 👊👊

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

You did get it wrong,I absolutely want to post that to Michelle fucking Mone

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

9 months

Am I the only person on here that doesn't have their tree up? I might consider putting it up in about 2 weeks, no earlier 🙌😅

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Claire D

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3 months

My daughter surprise visited me and dragged me to the pub 💚🍀🍀

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2 years

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1 year

"When will it end" ???? Fucking never 🍀🍀🍀👌

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

2 months

The unseen fenian hand is to blame, apparently 😂😂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

Rangers FC

Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️( NEW ACCOUNT )

@wat_thee_deuce_

8 months

Something that doesn't exist now 😎

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Claire D

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5 months

Forgot how good a Walnut Whip is, but they're tiny now 😕

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Claire D

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8 months

My oldest passed his skills test and is now a Joiner 🙌😀. So chuffed for him, he's worked so hard 💚

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1 year

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Claire D

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1 year

I fucking hate tories.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

I absolutely hate it when you're scrolling Twitter, find something interesting, then the page refreshes for no reason, and that tweet is gone 🙄😕

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

How it's going 😬🍀🤣🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

What possesses apparently grown men to DM disgusting, threatening messages. Over football 🙄. The stuff I've been sent is beyond vile. I'm done.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Whether this is a true front page or not, it sums up this country in a nutshell. Absolute fucking joke, embarrassment and outdated as a nation in its priorities, morals, fairness and decency.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

A beach, then?

Figen

@TheFigen_

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The Namibian desert, where the desert meets the ocean.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Love this 💚

Féile an Phobail

@FeileBelfast

1 year

‘Oh Grace just hold me in your arms…’ 🎵🎵🎵 The Whistlin’ Donkeys sing Grace to 10,000 people in the Falls Park tonight. Amazing! 🤩

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Humza Yousaf wins 52% - 48%. Comments from various news programmes - "Does he have a mandate?" "Was it a fair vote?" "Should this vote be trusted?" "That's too tight to call it a victory" This was the % for Brexit which was welcomed by these same 'news' channels. We see you 👀

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

This has to be an April Fools joke because otherwise, get this to fuck.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | NEW: Taxpayers will pay £8m for schools, police stations and councils to receive a FREE portrait of King Charles to hang up

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Claire D

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8 months

@MichelleMone "Let me tell you. Mr Neidle is former Head of Tax at Clifford Chance, a huge global law firm…" So he knows what he's talking about. Pipe down ya thief.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 month

@JamieBrysonCPNI "Residents were hemmed in to facilitate the arrival & departure of... [orange walks]" "Residents... are entitled to live in peace, free from sectarian harassment & attack from marauding... [orange walks]" See how it also works, the other way around? 🤔

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

7 months

Emptied my sons bag and found this. WTF 😳🤣🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

10 months

This photo alone should shame Western politicians...but it won't. What have we become if this is deemed acceptable?

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 month

The Olympics only officially starts when Tom Daley gets his knitting out 🧶👌

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Jesus fucking Christ 😳 🤷‍♀️

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

1 year

Never forget.

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Claire D

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5 months

Things you love to see/hear 😀💚

Scottish Football Away Days

@days_scottish

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Scotland fans booing God Save The King tonight at Hampden Park

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

Absolutely appreciate everyone's offer to help, but it's in hand and will be replaced. I'll post a photo when it's in place. Thank you all so much, you've restored my faith in the kindness of strangers 💚💚

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Balloon day = duvet day 👍😃

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

@DrDollySud_PhD Haha this is me. Salesman/mechanics always talk directly to my bf and I see him looking at me thinking 'please don't, please don't'. But I always have to... when they least expect it. Happens every time 🙄😂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

I think he means 'medication'.

🦁Joey Barton🦁

@Joey7Barton

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Off for a bit of meditation… 🧘 #Namaste

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Claire D

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4 months

Me and my boy have waited up on the off chance we'd see this 💚

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Claire D

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1 year

@danwootton I don't think it's that she's bottled it. More likely, she just can't be arsed with the racist hate she'll have to put up with from nobody's like you. I don't blame her, sticking 2 fingers up to the lot of you baying for her blood

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Claire D

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Blackpool. I took the kids when they were younger and they hated it. Whenever they misbehaved I'd threaten to take them back there. They instantly turned into angels 😇 😂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Blackpool bound with my best boy😀

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

So it's gone from 'sunlit uplands' to 'We'll try to ensure you don't all freeze to death this winter'. Absolute shitshow #BrexitShambles #ToriesUnfitToGovern

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 years

When a thank you note takes an unexpected turn...😂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

2 years

@RoyalFamily Are they to get those lunches at food banks while you waste OUR money on this nonsense? Volunteering?? What, lose a days wage, for you?? Concert open to public ballot?? Words fail me 🙄.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

9 months

My door handle looks like it's smoking a pipe, and I can't unsee it 🙄😅

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

8 months

Nonce Andrew: "My claim to fame is giving the most disingenuous, lying, self-pitying, crass, tone deaf interview. Ever." Michelle Mone: "Hold my Buckfast..."

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Claire D

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11 months

Random moment of the day - In the pub and a man asks me, "Are you Claire, Claire from Twitter" Yes, I am 🤣🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

@FlowersEnglish All I see here is a photo of a mum and her child with a random statement attached to the photo after the fact. Given the comments to your tweet, your message has been received loud and clear to those inclined, which shows anyone will believe anything if they want to 🙄

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Claire D

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3 months

@lyncey_gilbe Maybe your kids don't learn discipline and morals at home, which is why you're fine with it. My kids do, so they will not be doing this.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

4 months

Don't mind if I do 👌😋

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5 months

Day oot with my best boy 💚

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

My son bought himself a new hat. He's been taught well ✔️🙂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Are 11 clowns not enough??

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

10 months

💯 You tory reprobates are doing exactly this. #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #ToriesOut #ToriesCorruptToTheCore

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

@msm_monitor I'm actually waiting for the day a @BBCScotlandNews 'journalist' actually feels enough embarrassment at what they're being forced to read and talks straight to camera and actually tells the truth rather than the propaganda we're fed. It'll be a long wait 🙄

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

11 months

I can guarantee all women feel the same

Fleur Elizabeth

@fleurmeston

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Thank you anti-wet @Jacob_Rees_Mogg for keeping me dry

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

5 months

This app is fucking wild. I've had some fuckwit run to Elon to report me for hurty feelings (🥱), been told to leave the country (would, but shitey tories & brexit so I'm stuck here 🤷‍♀️) and had all manner of unintelligent/cruel comments. Thank you to the sane folk, though 🙌🙏🙂

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

5 months

@Herald_Sport_ Because they aren't capable of following FIFA rules, they only know the rangers rules.

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

I didn't have ' @GaryLineker bringing down the @BBC and @Conservatives ' on my bingo card, but going by public reaction, it's a distinct possibility 🤞🤞🤞

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

10 months

"Damn, that sneaky rain, coming in from the east and confusing me out my tiny mind." What an utter fud 🙄

Farrukh

@implausibleblog

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Therese Coffey, "Most of our rain tends to come in from the West. #StormBabet came in from the East. We don't have quite as much experience with that"

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@ClaireD143

6 months

@GerryKeogh_ On a par with this Saudi 'U16' team, who beat Scotland in 1989. Were the officials blind?

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

10 months

What an insane country this is when @bbclaurak is lauded and promoted by @BBCNews to go on national TV several times a week to peddle and parrot Govt LIES but @carolvorders has to step down from a BBC radio job for choosing to want to keep telling the TRUTH about the Govt on SM

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

This whole thing is comedy gold, but "proudly saluted the towels" just ended me 😭🤣🤣🤣

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

1 year

Why do rangers players have so much to say before and after the game but never do their talking on the pitch, where it matters? It's actually hilarious, their sound bites and excuses. Just accept, finally, you're not good enough 🤷‍♀️

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@ClaireD143

7 months

What I left this morning and what I came home to 😀. God bless my slow cooker 🙌😋💚

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Claire D

@ClaireD143

3 months

Santa making the sign of the cross with the trophy 🏆. Love it 😂😂🍀🍀🍀💚

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

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It may be May but Santa Claus was on hand to present the Scottish Premiership trophy to Celtic 🎅🍀

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I remember when it was fun and a good laugh on here. It most definitely is not like that anymore 😕 👋👋

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@ClaireD143

2 years

@fesshole Actually makes me proper angry when parents are playing on their phones at sporting events, or even just school pick up. Focus on your kids, they're excited to see you and tell you about their day !!!

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