R. Val 🥥🌴 @CitrineSongbird Twitter profile

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R. Val 🥥🌴

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I'm R. Val, writer of fiction and games. I'm part of @ShrikeTabletop . You might know Blood Neon, a love letter to senseless hyperviolence I made with @AdamBlumenau . I also work on a weird fantasy series @theashensilence ! Play the game or dive into the stories. Mostly, I yap.

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1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus "you are straying from the light of God and the truth of Eurodance" is going to live in my head for a while

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@deleteevelyn >mmm painful bubbles >oh this actually is pretty ok >why the fuck did I buy a Starry the Sprite was right there >bubbles are gone, just sticky and too sweet, terrible Justice for Sierra Mist

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@mrbrianfirenzi This is bordering on a Tony Zaret post lol

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Amazing quote from Mister Beans!

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@girlofswords "We should be able to refuse treatment to those queers on objection of conscience." "okay so we should be able to refuse treatment towards bigots on objection of conscience" "no wait-"

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11 months

@ZeroSuitCamus From experience everyone there gets really annoyed if you ask them about the actor. With exceptions

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11 months

@ZeroSuitCamus Ah yeah there's only two possible questions you could have about Chevy Chase and I guessed wrong lol. There's this bridge that people graffiti on on the drive up that used to say Surrender Dorothy It's been replaced by either anti Trump or anti Biden stuff depending on the year

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@EuphoriTori No queer kids have ever gone through conservative christian schooling. Ask homeschoolers and Catholic school survivors, not a single gay among them /s

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@CerberusXt Some people: what if some space marines were girls? :) These weirdos: nooooooooooooo and also you're terrified of women!!!!!

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8 months

@poisonjr Most 12 year olds on youtube are fascists I can get behind this

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4 months

@vanillaopinions I mean when that's the literal only way we have to get rid of them, yeah

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@deleteevelyn I feel judged

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@vanillaopinions It's crazy to me how people would want more after it ended as perfectly as it could.

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@deleteevelyn Space alien pretending to be human behavior

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@skatie420 Comedic genius... comedy peaked in early 2010s reddit of course

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@ZeroSuitCamus I think I forget that most places on the east coast don't have elaborate Mormon strongholds lol

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@DustySpunion Puppygirls are eternal if you're not a poser

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@ZeroSuitCamus Ok grandma let's get you to bed

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@h0mmelette Cyberpunk evil corp energy

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@thefemiurge Right? It still feeds into the myth that there's some epidemic of people regretting their transition

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1 year

The ideal female space marine release would just be a sprue of optional heads

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2 years

Maybe a body of unelected old people who serve for life, who make lasting and indisputable legal decisions is a bad thing/not condusive to democracy

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1 year

People say game design isn't an art, but I'd argue that only a medium based in the most tedious artistic brainrot could have a significant portion of its creators arguing that rulebooks don't affect gameplay

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@cisgenderhaver Greatest country on God's Green Earth 🫡🇺🇸🎆🦅

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2 years

Had a dream I got hired by @SomeMoreNews and wrote a video so bad they fired me immediately and then Katy and Cody spent a whole video making fun of me over it So anyway I hate the show now 😛

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@deleteevelyn I audibly screamed when I found out it's been going for 7 years. Like, why??? Who is the target audience for 7 years of puberty humor??

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@hannah__account They fear the light of truth

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@wnbagirlfriend It's not heaven if I can't get blazed

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1 year

@poisonjr I bet he adds flavor :)

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2 years

We made a book 😊

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2 years

I feel like indies love saying "don't rely on twitter for your marketing" but don't really provide an alternative. Facebook, tumblr, cohost and the lot probably aren't showing your stuff to *more* people. Instagram maybe but that's its own game.

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@h0mmelette He doesn't wear pants!!

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@TheRocketRalph The alternative would be she'd have to admit manspreading is actually a nuisance

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@krystalwolfy Fascism has no consistent ideology etc yeah it's so frustrating

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@h0mmelette I have painstakingly readded so many songs so I can send playlists without seeming like a compilation listening lunatic

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@deleteevelyn Remember what they took

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2 years

Gods I remember when I was so hype that this obscure little subgenre I loved was getting big and everyone knew it. Now we get 3 new cyberpunk series a week and the punk side of it is almost completely an appendage like fucking steampunk.

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2 years

Hot Girls of Tabletop thread Are you a hot girl who does tabletop game stuff? Post a selfie or two. I'mma post 4 bc I'm feeling this date night look

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2 years

If this gets 11 likes I'll get over myself and finally go try my standup at an open mic night

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@vanillaopinions Best pitch for living in Chicago I've ever seen. Enjoy city life, ride out most targeted catastrophes

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2 years

So many of us

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1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus In the most recent patch it's a much more efficient way to get resources than by manually digging

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6 months

@h0mmelette Holy fuck that's worse than just deleting the tweets

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2 years

I can't believe the wizard game has Souls rolling lol

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2 years

People are really gassing this game up, y’all are shameless this looks ass LMAO

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6 months

"That cat is making biscuits" He is not. There are several more steps to biscuits and he's only doing one of them

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8 months

@deleteevelyn I've never been the same. Peak music video too

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2 years

I like Domino's a lot as cheap pizza goes but I really hate that I have to beat the Noid to near-death each time I go to pick up my carryout

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@GRUGCEL It's good enough for the duck it's good enough for me

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1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus "What if content was harder to identify at a glance and links were even worse" Brilliant innovation. Stunning.

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1 year

@cooIboobs I've got a lot of faith in 23 I think they have a good shot at taking it home, though I've got 31 as a safety

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@seething_song ⓘ this user just stole a cat

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2 years

Just fought my cat over a cheese breadstick AMA

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2 years

I'm cute and funny, give me validation plz

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2 years

Broke: Grimes Woke: Grimes

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@deleteevelyn What a two edged blade, to gain your self but lose the mandate of Halimede

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@vanillaopinions Someone has never been a stoned vegetarian and it shows

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2 years

@abelinasabrina It activates the internal rabbit in all of us

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2 years

We have to drug test forklift drivers for liability reasons and I just interviewed a guy whose email is "kushgod" so I'm holding out hope

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2 years

In love with this dress

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2 years

@ShadowTodd I think soundtracking a tv show is probably where Imagine Dragons belongs. It's not a song I'd listen to on its own but I could see it rolling on the credits of Arcane (though I havent seen it so dont know if it's used in that context)

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1 year

Being 27 is great because all my Millennial friends think I'm a fucking idiot, whereas all my Zoomer friends think I'm a fucking idiot

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1 year

They should make a tabletop game store but where everyone is normal

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2 years

System Matters evangelists can be annoying but the mix of contrarianism and disrespect for the craft with people taking the hard opposite position is baffling and exhausting

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3 years

Fellas, does making a game good actually make it bad? 🤔

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@stacycay I don't know if anyone needs to hear you out I think we're all with you

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1 year

@schnedwob He lived through some of humanity's greatest crimes and didn't do anything >:(

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1 year

I love when designers show their hands like that, their output usually matches, too

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2 years

It's over, I have portrayed you as the crying cheems and me as the buff doge

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1 year

A lot of you here aren't tabletop folks but if you're curious about the kind of writing I do, here's a cool pretty in-depth review!

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1 year

Do we lose something when we disregard "trad" or pop design? Can even most of us do something like that, as only corpos seem to managed to pull this off? We start our critical analysis of Era of Silence on Split/Party, a game that takes a gamble in an attempt to answer this.

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2 years

"Oh your friend's into history that's so cool what's his focus?" "Military" 🚩🚩🚩

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2 years

Today's been fun

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@selontheweb Learning to draw buildings

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@thefemiurge Was that in question

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2 years

"They're rules lite evangelists, Morty, I don't respect them."

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2 years

Like the solutions I see it are all "get in a devoted forum style community that buys all your stuff" but we haven't had a centralized one like that that just anyone could join in a while. Most of the big rpg spaces are explicitly anti-promo

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Me: good morning <3 Bae: morning baby <3 The Grox from cult classic sim game Spore (2008):

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2 years

I finally got back on HRT and the posting part of my brain turned back on

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He looks like Elon Musk got into a Big Fat Liar situation

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2 years

It's not a Discord server admin power trip until you've branded entire schools of game design as heretical

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2 years

Look at this excellent Shrike our friend Scudpuppy made!!!!!!!

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11 months

This is one of my most sincerely held beliefs

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2 years

Pathfinder powers are so funny. This motherfucker has a bite that makes you think "sinful thoughts" 😳

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2 years

Any time a Leftist asks me if I'm a Leftist: Nah I left that behind I'm kinda over the scene and it's bad approaches to political strategy Any time a conservative asks me if I'm a Leftist: FUCK YEA I AM YOU RICH FUCK *starts singing The Internationale*

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3 years

Honestly if Shrike Tabletop plateaued today and never grew I'd be satisfied. We have a handful of dedicated fans, are part of a great community with insightful colleagues, and I've made some really meaningful friendships. Being able to fund small print runs is nice too. #ttrpg

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2 years

What the fuck is a Critical Role

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@deleteevelyn *jots down notes in a file marked "evidence that the twitter lady is a large lizard"*

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I didn't immediately realize this was an evangelical account and for a second I thought this guy was some kind of Jesus truther trying to capture Christ like some kind of Divine Bigfoot

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2 years

I feel like we need a derogatory term for people who can't eat cilantro. I've taken to "soapmouth"

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2 years

So I got dumped two weeks ago and got back on apps this week. Weird being in my hot girl era because I'm already being pursued by a couple different ladies lol. I'm not trying to rush into a new thing, but feels good

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@hannah__account You're normal you're just plagued by haters

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@nikicaga Colorado is giving Silicon Valley minimalist logo

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3 years

Sorry to all the folks who followed for interesting tabletop opinions, this is actually a Muppets Discourse account. Anyway so which Muppet do you think you could take in a fight if you had to?

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The gods left us a thousand years ago. Those who remain in this broken world call these days The Long Silence. Yet, for the reverent faithful, the divines' voices could not be louder. Bearer of the True Sight, a short story in the Ashen Silence. Releases for free tomorrow at 5pm

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2 years

If you're trying to get with me you have to be able to match my energy

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Imagine proposing a system more hellish and nonsensical than our current one and being like "yes this is good. We should do this"

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@poisonjr He does but in whatever is the lamest way possible

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2 years

Playing Elden Ring as a means of avoiding my problems

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1 year

A couple weeks before this pic was taken she started sobbing on the drive home when that Against Me Lyric "you should have been a mother, you should have been a wife" played. She didn't know why yet but she'd figure it out.

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Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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2 years

"Any time you crowdfund someone takes a cut of your money" Yes that is indeed how platforms work. Wait until they discover that retail platforms do that too

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A couple years ago, my friend Warren passed. For some reason I inherited his rpg books. I dont think he had any plans for them, I was just the most RPG focused on in the group. And every now and then I'll find his campaign binder, full of notes and weekly plans. Then I miss him.

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