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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

Plant trees. Learn to grow your own food. Care for the environment so it can in turn take care of you.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

4 months

YOU GUYS HAVE OCCUPIED PARLIAMENT!!!! KENYANS YOU'RE WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

4 months

Yesterday, kwa space, my heart stopped when someone said there's not a single complete project this regime has to show since it assumed power? Can someone confirm this because where has all the revenue + loans gone?

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3 months

They unveiled your pic at a conference man ain't nobody reading all of that YOU WERE CAUGHT LACKING 😂😂😂 face it chin up!

Governor Kimani Wamatangi, EGH 🇰🇪

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3 months

My statement on the unfounded and defamatory allegations by Tatu City

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Nishawai invitiwa party by the ex huko loresho while i was still an innocent kienyeji from deep in the village. I wish i could explain what a priviledge that was! Mimi na ushamba yangu nikafika kangemi as instructed and he was waiting for me and we went into the burbs.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 months

So if teachers, doctors and uni staff are not getting paid...who is getting paid? Actually, which sector is functioning in this country? The bare function not even optimal?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 months

It's like everyone who thought "gen c wanashoma nichi" is gradually receiving their 5 painful strokes of bad governance..

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

6 months

Am a bit lost here... 1. Wasn't there a myriad of taxes paid on import? 2. What income is a privately owned car generating for it to be taxed? 3. Dont drivers pay taxes even at the fuel pump?

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

6 months

FINANCE BILL: Vehicle owners to pay a new annual Motor Vehicle Tax at the rate of 2.5 per cent of the value of the car; minimum Sh5,000, maximum Sh100,000.

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Mrs.Smith

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9 months

Am convinced that all these govt shortcomings are scripted. Am not sure to what end, but i know for a fact that such a large number of people can not be so collectively stupid and abhorrently inefficient just by coincidence. There is no way!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

My first boyfriend who i was with(or thought i was with) for 7 years! had me graduate from school of character development with distinctions left right and centre. By the time his power released me i ended up in hospital for 2 good weeks. But one incident stands out most 👏

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Was very worried about buying enough feeders for 200 chicks but mr smith came up with a brilliant idea and we executed it nearly to perfection. Cheap, efficient and well, neat! 😃 might just ace this farming thing

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 months

There's a theory that was told here sometime back about some labs being moved to an East african country and that country would be used to roll out diseases so vaccine tests can be conducted there. Now am not one to simply believe conspiracies but this is mighty convenient!

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

3 months

Kenya confirms first Mpox case at Taita Taveta border point with Tanzania; the individual was travelling from Uganda to Rwanda through Kenya.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Nothing beats kamucere gakarangìtwo na tùwaru, tùkarati, tùminji, kanyama ka mbùri, tùhoho na kafirifiri

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

I can assure you longonot is still sound asleep 😴.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

11 months

Kuku kienyeji is like eating rubber with a dash of aromat. This is not an invitation to discuss. Thank you.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

8 months

Kinangop side already in the dark while naivasha side still has some daylight..

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

8 months

I stopped talking to someone after they ordered black coffee and lemon, and proceeded to put lemon juice in the black coffee and then took a sip and went "ahhhhh thats really nice." 😶 That is some serial killer nonsense.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Moral of the story you ask? Mambo ya nairobi wachia wananairobi wewe kaa ucha feed the chickens and milk the cows and till the land. Peace of mind shall reign. Ni hayo tu. Shalom

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

Our banana wine finally achieved clarity and boy does it taste good or what!! Sweet ripe banana aroma too and just in time for this bleak weather. Abv 13% twende kaz! 😂🥴

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

I grew up with 2 petrolhead brothers who had me driving dads chevy pick up from farm carrying thaara for the cows at 14! All this while getting smacked at the back of my head if i fcked up the gears.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

How long has it been since you had some proper home made green mash?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

You see that downpour? Hapo ndio safari rally iko 😁

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

Ata kinangop imechoka na hiyo jua. Back to default! Hot chocolate and old movies time 😊

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

9 months

In the middle of a serious conversation about femicide, we get a fantastic display of pure idiocy. This dense twat has thought this out, sat and decided to post it, obviously seeking attention. Tell me,how can we talk seriously about this in the presence of such?

Pretty Wambui♥️

@iam__wambui

9 months

Afadhali tu niuliwe na hao Nigerian boys kwa Airbnb kuliko nivunjwe mgogo na broke man

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

😃😃

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

27 days

Picket fence full of colour just as we had envisioned. Alafu it has rained for a few hours so we expect more and bigger blooms

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

6 months

I know a huge mostly empty house. Pale dennis pritt you know? Its on high ground...

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

21 days

Do you consider this a complete meal ama you would add something?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

What do you call people who are extremely observant. People who, for instance, by the time you meet, have already noticed every single bit of your appearance, even how your mouth moves when you talk, eye contact, etc...

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

I didnt even want to pee anymore, maybe my body decided not to waste all that water cos it was needed in the tear ducts! Walked into the living room and curled up till morning. No sleep, no crying, just "error 404" vibes.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Please direct me to a genuine group that takes sanitary pads to needy girls around the country. Thanks

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 month

When the haze lifts and clarity returns, we know rain is on the way!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

What happened to this type of melon? It used to be everywhere..

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Kinangofu today has stayed in character ghai!! The whole fucking day man! 😒

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

6 months

Tùmùndù tùtù tùkoragwo na mùcene mùno. Ama ni juu sisi tuko huku gizani so hatukuwangi part of these studies? because what do you mean we dont exist?

The Linonophobiccircumnavigarian

@TLiterarian

6 months

People who speak more than 2-3 languages to native fluency literally do not exist. 99% of so called hyper polyglots are lying to you (and themselves)

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

The girl was able to prove that the said set of uniform was gifted to her by a leaving student. There has been no accusations from other students concerning said items The skirt was confirmed to have been borrowed and was to be returned. BTW, said student is a candidate.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

Can you feel the quiet? Its incredibly calm this morning after days of gales and gusts!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Watu wa insurance. If you insure a vehicle for say, 200k alafu mnaanza kuitisha "excess protector" "political voilence" "courtesy car" etcetera, i genuinely want to know, kwani ile 200k was insuring what exactly?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

18 fresh free-range eggs. This farm life is where its at. Only thing now is to try fish farming

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

6 months

Made own granolla because what are those prices they're charging for it?? Now.. let me find yoghurt! 😋

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 months

Ruiru dam is a stunning sight

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

Medical check-up first ndio tuingie rally...

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

How can I help those parents get their daughter back to school so she can sit for her exams without all these shenanigans from those adults. We were told to approach the subcounty education office and seek help there on monday, but in the meantime, what else to do?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

Parents were called to school to bring their daughter a pair of shoes only to find a disciplinary team of deputy and a couple of teachers having already coerced the girl to write a "confession letter" (they had denied her entry to class until she wrote that letter)

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

I just got tired of waiting so 😁😁😁😁

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

This manchild had me come all the way from my fadas house to humiliate me and watch his cousin try to get this? Were my ancestors trying to tell me something? Aki shiru si ungekaa tu home upatie kuku chakula? Hizi ni shida za kujiletea!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Wah! I had never really seen the way rich people live, neither had i ever come face to face with a GSD dog before. In the house kwa wall unit there was a place for alcoholic drinks and boy was there a selection! The only alcohol i had seen was church wine 😌

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

9 months

Today the butterflies were swarming all day long! I never saw this until my adult years

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

The disciplinary team had already decided the items were to be paid for by the dozen (kshs 40k)at the school bursar, failure to which they had to take their daughter home. After categorically declining to pay the money, they were told to take their daughter home

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

Cos my little OCDs would never let me spread my stuff between 2 homes. My memory was not failing me but what was this top he insisted i had forgotten at his? Kaì ndainùkire njaga? Brarefakin! Nkt Anyway i decided maybe he is right wacha niende tu mbicos love was abundant!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

7 months

That is a motherload of storm!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

People woke up and found me there and this nig was like " gai kwani ulilala hapa" (apana, nililala kwa makwapa yako! Shindwe)- is what i wanted to say. His spoonmate from behind him like " ebu ask shee if she wants eggs, am making breakfast" 😒 NO BITCH SHEE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

All i know is when i was proper broke i did hibernate, you get tired of people paying for everything when you only brought yourself. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. i beg please the shame humbles you to reclusion.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

The leave out pass said she was going out for counselling and to replace "stolen items". The said disciplinary team declined to give a copy of her "confession letter" and said she could write another one if they needed their own copy. No suspension or expulsion letter. Nothing

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

At some point i went to the bathroom. Everyone had slept after wearing themselves out and in the bedroom right next to it with its door wide open was my FUCKING EX SPOONING THAT WOMAN who had led me to that shitty room! If i tell you i stood there for a minute breaking apart! 😭

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

@alexmwanzo The royce has refused to roll 😌

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

6 months

Jesus christ on rollerblades just fucking fix the problems! You dont always have to "hit back" FFS just do the damn job and shut up! God!!!

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

6 months

CS Kipchumba Murkomen: I saw Larry taking videos at the airport. I was laughing because Larry was with us in the country for the last 50 years when that airport was like that. Suddenly because he lives in ‘majuu’ his eyes are open and realizes that there is no shade when you exit

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Kidogo kidogo i started dozing off cos i was honestly getting bored. This wasnt a normal environment for a villager like me! This girl who was whining herself all up on my mans pelvic area came and said she would show me where to sleep..and i wondered kwani huku ni kwenu?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Haya house party was gonna have just a few guests, and i was the first one cos mimi nilikuwa wa mbali sana 😂😂😂. Any way other guests arrived, 2 guys and 2 girlswho i learned were sisters and one of the guys ni cuzo wa my bae. Good to have in laws eh?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

By the time am done with this baby you wont even think she carries ch8cken feed bags 😅

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

11 months

Just done seasoning this beautiful pot. Apparently, with some tlc, it can outlive me. About to bin all non sticks for earthenware 😍

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

4 months

@ruthchelah Ok then. We will need them to show us the numbers because this reaks of embezzlement Monumental!!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

After cooking and eating it was time to drink and dance the night away and i noticed my in law kept trying to rub up on me and it also looked like bae was egging him on while he was dancing with one of the sisters... Mimi nikaketi cos am not a player or a tease

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

Thank you for this wonderful piece that i cant stop looking at. And youre most welcome again

Alex Kamau

@iamalexkamau

1 year

I have always dreamed to have my work hang on to as many Kenyan homes🖼️ Today I delivered this masterpiece to hang at @CiruSmith incredible home overlooking the GRV in Kinangop. I am so fulfilled. Thanks Ciru for supporting the dream💕

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Anyway, at the end of it all i was escorted by the whole team as they went to buy more booze and food for another soiree. Said ex had this girls arm wrapped around his the whole time. Anyway i accepted the message being cruelly delivered by the universe nikaenda home

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 months

The way globalists have their tentacles in 🇰🇪 is fear inducing. Am sure I've said this before, but if you can, grow your own food, if possible, trap rain water for your own use. If possible, do away completely with junk food. Guard your body. Your health. Your environment.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

So i followed her nikapelekwa room flani that looked like it had no business being in this house! 2 shitty beds with shitty blankets! I later learnt it was the helps room and guess who joined me there later? My in law! This guy! Anyway sikulala in case he became sketchy

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

9 months

No matter how educated you are, preserve your natural intelligence. It is what stands in the gap where academics dont work.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

And then it hit me..scorpio! This is scorpios top!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

One fine day he had been begging me to go spend at his house but i couldnt because i had no change of clothes for work the next day. He kept insisting that i had left a top from my previous visit and brethren, i was 💯 paracent sure there was nothing in his house belonging to me

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

He said it would be a waste of money twende tu home. Home was a bedsitter, a stone throw away from muthurwa so we walked in our leisure lost in love. This is now around 7ish. Tukafika we freshened up then cooked our kamchele na beef fry myfren! Life was lifing init

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

This was not my top. In fact it was about 2 sizes bigger and i would never wear anything with glitter. The shock hit me like coastal dense air when you exit your aircon car. I remember blurting out very calmly "thats not mine" and the lovey dovey spirit could be felt exiting...

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Our flowers are on steroids! 🥰 also, before i came to kinangop i didnt know these onions could be any bigger than a pencil. Here they're as fat as a felt pen and the aroma is out of this world! Let me karanga some gatheri of mbembe njua 🙂

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

@felix_makinda They have timed it perfectly for the parents to feel cornered. Almost like a perfected art. This must be something they regularly do

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

So after work we met up like the lovebirds we were drawing envy from onlookers because we were oozing of divinity, as in, we were a match made in heaven no? We bought stuff to cook pale muthurwa and i remember asking one last time if i needed to buy a top there

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

4 months

@HattJulez @Branicemercy Can't take a breathe huku 😭 This govt must go!!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

Before i went i made one last attempt to find out from him what this top was and even after detailed description i really couldnt place it in my head but hey! We move. Mind you i used to live manyokainì and mats were unavailable after 8 so it had to be a solid decision

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

11 months

A company called spinks invest based in Naivasha, making prefab houses called "pods." They're doing an impressive job. You order, customise* alafu they delver and set up in 8weeks or thereabouts. Semi fitted kitchen and option for a deck! Check them out!

Prefabricated Homes | The POD | SpinksInvest

At SpinksInvest we combined what we love to do with an unmet demand, and thus our prefab The POD was born.

www.spinksinvest.com

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

@OkeyoSeith @KoneMoheavy Maybe soon i will thread up my graduation one where during a house party with his friends i was told nilale room ya mboch while he spent the night in his room with his friend from law school 💀

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

I have had a serious chat with the one who laid no.1. She claimed that she's only just started ( no.2 also just started). She asked for time cos i threatened to take drastic measures 😂😂😂 Small small madharau after eating all that expensive food!!

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 month

We really need to hold a candid discussion of our food safety, seed sovereignity, sustainable agriculture, and so much more, and everyone from hobby farmers to consumers should have their say on the way forward

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

17 days

2 very happy boys living a good life

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

Many of the wines we did in august last year continue to mature excellently. This is a pineapple semi sweet (back sweetened with non digestable sugar) and has a beautiful pineapple aroma. Probably better chilled with a beach backdrop 😁 At 11%abv it's a nice sundowner! 🥂

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

Let me just say, without implicating myself, that indeed the beauty of the human female form is not reserved exclusively for the male gender. Namaste

💀IGGY💀

@ItsTheReal_BizZ

1 year

Do females look at another female and be like,Damn she has a nice Body 👀?

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 months

@McKennaMK @nderisarah Exactly. Their only lifeline is mpesa, once something more secure and efficient sets up shop here they're cooked.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

3 years

First flag was when he went to brush his teeth his phone rang and i saw "scorpio" nikashanga kiasi but let it go then it was time to show me this top, and i can vividly remember how giddy he was while he opened a suitcase and brought out a top holding it up proudly..

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

8 months

Guess where we're off to!! 🤩🤩

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 months

When we moved out here and wanted Internet.. Zuku; ati where? Ai huko ni wapi pls mjisort okey? thenks byeiii Safcom; alright, but you will pay an arm and a leg for shitty capped internet sawa? Us; it's like hatuna option Months later, enter starlink; wazzzzuuuuppp maguys

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Theres something incredibly therapeutic-maybe primeval- about walking down the farm foraging for food and taking a cool breathe of fresh crisp air and the tranquility of surroundings. Farm life is healing.

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

2 years

Kuna watu hufikiria sound quality ni boom boom twaf and i dont know how to explain... Anyway, bowers&wilkins (most volvos) remain the best sound system alafu utaona mtu amestrip ameweka pioneer ya ngara 🥲

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Mrs.Smith

@CiruSmith

1 year

@alexmwanzo Dragons yawa 😂😂

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Mrs.Smith

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23 days

A moment of your day to look at this show off of a bug!

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Mrs.Smith

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3 months

WHY CANT THIS GOVERNMENT JUST WORK FOR ITS PEOPLE??? PEOPLE ARENT ASKING FOR BLOOD FROM A STONE!! JUST SIMPLY FUNCTION! IT'S NOT QUANTUM PHYSICS FFS!! WHY?! WHY!? WHY!?