MZILIKAZI @ChubbsKhumalo Twitter profile

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

The honeymoon phase lasts as long as you BOTH want it to. See, the trick is finding somebody who genuinely likes you as a person, a friend.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

You'll sleep tonight also.

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@Rouge_Rapper

6 years

IL sleep when I'm 30 and a millionaire.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

If it’s not in you, don’t force it. Some of us truly don’t belong to the game or the streets.

Lamii Of London 🇬🇧😍

@HorlamilekanHo6

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

The lion is not sure.

I'm just a girl

@____Aza____

4 years

Such a dope tattoo, but the lion looks scared.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

A happy girlfriend is a flex.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

Are we going to have loadshedding? Bathini kini? @DBNGOGO

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

We need you Lord! We need you Lord! We need you Lord! Eeeeeeeeasy on me baby!

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 months

It’s not illegal to drive behind your girl while she’s doing her Driver’s Licence test so you can create a bit of room for her so she’s not under so much pressure from other drivers.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

2 years

RIP Anele Tembe. 🙏🏽

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

Ayikho i-formula. Talking stages, ukushela, dating, konke - there’s no formula. Express yourself authentically and you’ll be alright.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

The R350 was an insult. I fully understand the anger.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

“Home safe” ubalulekile no matter what state you’re in, please.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

And then you come and say people don’t support you.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Wealth looks magnificent on black women. It looks right. 😍

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Talk your queen through her orgasms, tonight.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

See why abuse thrives? Masechaba exposed abuse and y'all drag her, not the abuser. Check yourself. Your opinions about how Masechaba went about it are diminishing the actual and only problem here: Mampintsha is abusing uBongekile. Get mad at that fact, if you must be pressed.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

I need to give my life back to God, smh

Prof Thuli Madonsela #KindnessBuilds

@ThuliMadonsela3

5 years

When a person wrongfully fingers you in public for something you’ve never done, they can’t expect you to respond in private

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

I’m uncomfortable with banter at the expense of somebody’s dignity.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Me as a house-husband welcoming my multi-millionaire wife home from a hard day at work:

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Yet*

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@Sungu_

6 years

Looking at cars and houses you can’t afford >>>

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@ChubbsKhumalo

2 years

I fucking hate anxiety.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Talking stages work out better when the talking is done face-to-face as often as possible.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

KZN girls and JHB girls must square up eMontrose.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Not cheating is so easy. You literally don't have to do anything.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Ayikho into engadluli. You've survived the worst thing that's ever happened to you, haven't you? Pho manje utetemelani? Adjust your crown and keep kinging/queening.👑

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

“Mature white divorcee seduces young photographer”

The Waveman ✊🏾

@caseywaves

5 years

Work Hard, Play Hard 🔨

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but awuke ukhohlwe abafana and spend your time fixing impilo yakho, ubone ukuthi umehluko ngeke ube khona yini.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Dudlu madolo kanina. Angithuki wena, ngithuk'uthando. Mthunzi wami wokuphumula. Dilika ntaba, ngibone uToffolux wami. Akukho ntombi eyoqoma unogwaja ngikhona. Uyangifaka noma uyangikhipha? Mawungifaka, ungifaka othandweni. Mawungikhipha, ungikhiph'osizini. Wadla Mzilikazi! 😍❤

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

In a r/ship, I need reassurance. Are we still on the same page? Do you want out? Am I fucking up? Are you still happy?...helps a great deal.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Picking up my new car this week. God restores. 🙏🏽♥️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Chances of you being happy in a relationship are slim of you aren't happy with yourself first. No amount of romance and mjolo olympics will fill the void of what you owe to yourself. 😔

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

Inkinga iqala ngokuthi uMzukisi abe u-“Zeus”

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

She leaned over and showed her boyfriend. They laughed.

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@ChefMilzzy

5 years

Drunk texted my crush last night 😂💔she thought it was funny so I’m okay

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

I'll take you to lunch. Geza.

Sinethemba.

@cnehshuga

6 years

Should I save my money or take myself out for lunch? ☹️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Amongst other things, I pray you’re blessed with a partner you can experience a lot of ‘firsts’ with. That feeling makes things 10x better. ♥️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

Stay away from women if you don’t have money. You’ll re-up when you re-up. Please. 💔

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

I hate captions like this. Boss, tell us about the vineyard this came from, the inspiration behind the name, the price, where we can cop, what our palates can expect. Give me at least 1 reason to spend on it, at least 1. 😒

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

I won’t even lie, I’m the type that needs reassurance every now and then.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Making money during the festive season then taking trips come Jan/Feb >>>>>

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

I honestly believe going to church with your partner is one of the most intimate things you could do.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

We’re in Cape Town for almost a whole week celebrating my girl’s birthday. I prayed for days like these. I prayed for a woman like this. Happy birthday Boobie. ♥️ @cnehshuga

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Good morning. Nibahle. Ni-wow. Ni-Oh My Gosh. Don't let anything fuck your day up. Own it. Adjust your crown, queens! 👑❤

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Doing life with an emotionally intelligent person cuts all the arguements you would have had by at least 70%.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

I'd be wasting your time. There is no blueprint...but there are a few basic principles that may help when things get tough. • Your pride is your worst enemy. • It's never 'you vs her' but 'you and her vs the problem'. • Forgive. • Ask for forgiveness. • CONSISTENT effort.

Nkinsela yaseMpangeni

@Nduduzo_Hlabisa

7 years

@TheBeardKhumalo A Thread on relationship advice maybe??🙏

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@ChubbsKhumalo

3 years

Ey, mina ngiyawacela ama-strings abe maningi futhi abe yifindo elingaqaqeki.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

I’ve lost count of how many times things didn’t work out exactly how I wanted them to, when I wanted them to, only for them to work out a millions times better later on. And I’m always certain that it’s God’s doing.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Can't wait to marry you, Queen. It won't be a royal wedding but the marriage will be, I promise. @cnehshuga ❤😍😭

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Easiest way to cultivate love is to spend a whole bunch of time together. Proximity breeds attraction, familiarity and affinity.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

That’s when it should sink in how ain’t shit YOU are. She’s down with everybody EXCEPT YOU. Lame ass.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

My girlfriend lacks nothing. Perfect for me, perfect to me. ♥️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

Takenforapoesia

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@caseywaves

7 years

What's it called when you have a phobia of relationships? 😔

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Still celebrating my birthday. Spending today at a creche kwaNyuswa, building a jungle gym for the little ones, a lick of paint here and there, new toilets and windows and fencing. This is my purpose. ♥️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Nina nonke eningekho right, nihlale nazi ukuthi akhuko okungadluli. Sizoba-on sonke. Kuyoba engathi akukaze kushube.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Deso is assembling the pool as we speak

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@Tswana_Guy3

6 years

I'll howl if these clubs make a Brooke Logan party 💀

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@ChubbsKhumalo

2 years

Knowing when to go home >

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

@sindivanzyl When she stops calling me ‘Philani’ and goes back to using my real name - ‘Baby’. 🙂

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@ChubbsKhumalo

7 years

If you invited her, you cater for her.

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@caseywaves

7 years

If you picked her up, you drop her off.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Mom’s about to leave for work for the first time in I don’t know how many years. God IS faithful. Good morning. 🙏🏽♥️

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

UBaba engim’hambayo said He would never leave me nor forsake me. Wathi fear not. Wabuye wathi no weapon formed against me shall prosper. Wangiwasha ke esengikhumbuza ukuthi it is not by power nor by might but by His spirit. I-GOAT madoda. 🙌🏾

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Ukuthi sesajwayela but it’s so horribly wrong how we hurt each other in romantic relationships. Hhaibo.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

4 years

Angles ✅ Lighting ✅ Skin ✅ Lil’ attitude✅ Go on with your bad self, king! 🔥

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@Nduey_Escobar

4 years

S/O to my barber for always lining a brother up ✂️💈

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Men need to stop disrespecting ladies they claim to love.

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@cnehshuga

6 years

Ladies need to stop accepting disrespect from men all in the name of “love”.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Can’t stop thinking about how kunabantu who had plans today but they didn’t wake up and they never will. Mina ngivuswe yini? Ngoba nginjani? Yini le engingakayenzi that I still have to do?

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Part of respecting your girl is making sure you don’t give anybody else ammo to disrespect her.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Why do you ya’ll judge others like your lives are perfect? You’re in their mjolo, you’re in their looks, you’re in their pockets...do you hate your own life so much that you constantly have to look outwards? I’m tryna grasp. 🤔

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

He needs you. He doesn’t know how to tell you, you know he sucks at communicating such things. Don’t give up on him.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Noticed a young pattern. Before God blesses you (materially speaking), He strips you of all that isn't from Him. He never has and never will share the glory due unto Him with any other god(s).

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

I’d probably find this amusing if I could just get past how irresonsible and reckless it is.

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@BathiMbityi

5 years

Jongani apha 😭😭

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@ChubbsKhumalo

5 years

Lungisa indaba yakho noNkulunkulu. Kuyahlwa.

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@ChubbsKhumalo

6 years

Gents should really consider therapy. The last two and a half months of my life have been SO productive and peaceful. Get you a Wendy Rhodes that’ll help you tap into parts of your mind and soul that you never knew existed.

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