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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I think your problem is that when you get some money, You shift from Maama Ken to Java’s.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I told the kids in the apartment complex my name’s Batman 😭😭😭 so everytime I come back and find them playing in the compound they greet me like “How are you Batman?” 😂 it’s cute and all till the oldest kid said but Bruce Wayne has money and you’re ever walking. 😭😭😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
You ever been deh and you’re just deh?
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Honestly barbers can make you or break you Today after my barber did a mad ting he went on to tell me, “Naye mwana lwaki tewesimba wo kubwa Naalya LC1?” 😂😂😂 And now I feel unstoppable 🤦‍♂️ smh.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I can’t believe that someone called my young sister on phone and told her to go outside and look at the moon like rn rn 😂😂😂 banaye mukwaana.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
11 months
Marriage just gets bad PR. But if two adults of sound mind that have totally healed for their past traumas and found love within themselves, find each other and fall in love then Marriage can be sweet. The problem is that people are mad and continue to date even madder people.
@lovvewolf
brosecco 🥂
11 months
I ask again, why are you people getting married?
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
When you call detergent detergent instead of Omo 😭
@allanoo888
God's Fav😎
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I told you we are 13 at home anyways Happy Birthday or should I say Merry Christmas to me. ♥️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I dunno why Gs don’t take compliments readily You tell your boy “Ey man, nice shoes Bru” He replies”nah g, I learnt from you” 😂😂😂 Man just say Thanks.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
When I get my National ID again I’ll hang it up on the wall like an accolade and dust it every morning because eh. 😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Just remembered that time in SMACK when we were watching World War Z then some kiddo fell from oba the roof and it resulted into a stampede and a wordless scuffle with broken seats, guys who fell in the trenches, guys with torn crafts, bleeding and injured ninjas. Ah ah 😂😂😂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
1 year
Give it a draw and Switch off your phone till tomorrow morning. 🤝
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@kellamckenzie
Theradioguy
1 year
Who can break down for me how to survive on 200k per month in Kampala!!!
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I’m now addicted to watching everything w subtitles. 😭😭 [birds chirping] 🤝
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Young women and men of Uganda 🎶
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
1 year
What are the odds that he will? 💀
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
1 year
Ivan Toney wants to tell his side of the story 👀
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
I’m such a sucker for love, once you tell me you love me I automatically love you back and nothing else will matter 😭 but you. 🙂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
My sister took these. 🙂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Can I keep these here?
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
*Hits blunt* 1x0 = 0. Is it because any number multiplied by 0 gives 0 or any number multiplied my 1 gives us that number?? 😅😅
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Study for 17 years.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Yesterday one of those kids who sell bananas came to me whilst I was walking in town and gave me 1k to buy water because I looked thirsty.
@I_am_raheem
Raheem Abdul
4 years
Being broke isn’t funny.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Failed to get my US visa for Uni 5 years back (got it 2yrs later tho), I was sad then. But rn I’m just glad I stayed here in UG because there’s truly no better place like home plus the friends I’ve gotten thus far!! I’m just super grateful and happy couldn’t ask for more. ♥️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Kati deep in Kalagala I give some guy 5k to get me some fried cassava and dis muyayu bought cassava of 5k 😭😭😭 kati ani agenda okulya muwogo we’taano???
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Guys have one haircut and it takes them from 0-100 😂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Just a reminder: The Queen addressed the UK for 15 minutes.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
11 months
The only 5 reasons I’d run for Presidency of this country; 1. Declare two No-Private-Car days (Only Public Means) 2. Fix the entire road network 3. All drivers to redo their driver’s test after every 5 years (muli balalu) 4. Public flogging of all Embezzlers 5. Just.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Can we start according people respect just for being people without having to know “What they do” “Who they know” or “Who their parents are” ??
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
I can’t believe Joe is finally growing up, I’m older than him by 4 years but he’s taller and it’s annoying. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Being broke is depressing tbh. 😂 Everything is just annoying.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
She was beautiful until she asked the Boda guy if he had a second element. 😭😭😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Can’t believe my 2 months in Gym prepping for a Shirtless Nyege have ended in tears. 😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
After 10 years of having the app I managed to collect my tu little money and finally placed an order with @cafejavas_ug and I’m telling you it’s the fastest and most efficient app to use when ordering in. My order only took 15 minutes 😭😭😭😭 Thank you so much Javas ♥️♥️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Water & Oil 🤝 Netflix & Airtel network.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Lawyer? Doctor? Engineer? Accountant? What if I wanted to be a footballer? A novelist? An artist? A musician? F1 or rally driver? Movie actor? 😭😭😭 Ugandan parents need to accept talent as a career too. 🙏
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Use this time to permanently terminate those pointless and unending flings. Breathe and heal your soul. 🙏
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Me : My Barber : Naye Omanyiiyo bu exercises obukendeeza ku size yo mutwe? Long story short I need a new Barber.
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Romeo
4 years
As a 24 year old Virgin today and blind in one eye (bse of alcohol lol) I just want to say live your life inner peace is the goal Do something that the future you would be proud of Have as much fun as you can in each and every way possible. ♥️ Thank you. 🙏
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Lord, It is I the hardest G on these streets 😭😭😭 I’m finding her the funniest person I know 🤲🤲🤲 Save me from this bottle🙏 Romeo.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Jokes aside My folks have to stock food and other essentials every two days because we’re 9 at home. God bless our Parents and lets keep praying for them. 🙏
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Attending my one year old cousin’s birthday but guess who’s in the ice cream line 🥲
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Airtel network can build character. I guess that’s why I have high levels of Tolerance.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia,Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia......... #dmxchallenge
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I think growth is the ability to unlearn and relearn.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
11 months
Meanwhile the guy who was dancing as Spider-Man bamutute ku kabangali. 😂😂😂
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Romeo
5 years
After everything that’s happened and you’re still opening up to people? Shame.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
6 years
You can't get tired of being yourself.
@nsumba_
Rukia
6 years
I'm tired of being broke😭😭😭😭😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Most of your problems can be solved simply by just having money.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
There are cakes and then there’s Sarah’s cakes 😭😭😭😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
So you think your girl is going say no 1000 times? 😂
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Romeo
5 years
Social distancing... but we’re 9 at home. 😭
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I actually struggle with the feeling of not being enough 😂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
I tried to give you love eyes in the crowd and you scran me 😭😭😭
@LydiahJazmine
Lydia Jazmine
5 years
This Is What They Call “bakuwana butasiima ngezako” Lol #Smack 👐🏾 Y’all Are ABIG Mood! 😅
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I’d like to wish all the Airtel Users a happy new week full of prosperity It’s always a struggle but we keep going 🤝🤝🤝 Other people only see E when their cars are almost out of Fuel whereas Us it’s a daily liturgy on our phones. God bless you🙏 Share with an Airtel user.
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Romeo
5 years
Can’t we just hang out at the balcony nakey sip some wine and listen to Lust for life as the fire works leads us into the new year? 😬 But no, you want to go out to the bar and shout Parte after Parte into the new year. Shame 🤦‍♂️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I keep telling Gs, short tings aren’t easy 😂😂😂
@mkbernz
Bernard Mukasa
4 years
Entanglement? Abakaazi mujooga 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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Romeo
5 years
Explains their foreheads.
@damnITdamee
🥷🏽.Carraway
5 years
A girl can have so much on her mind... She jus won’t say shit
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
My Crush : Me : Me (again) : *tells her a hardddd joke* My crush : My crush (after 24hrs) : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohhh that’s what you meant 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me : *glares with a cosmic amount of disinterest*
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
11 months
I feel like today the word “rizz” has been misused. 😂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
We make it seem like having feelings or caring for someone is clowning and it irks me so. It’s perfectly normal to feel and to yearn affection from another. Also why is everyone tryna be in a relationship? Can’t you be complete by yourself? Anyways I guess I’m just too angry.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
A beer today is better than a beer tomorrow.
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Romeo
4 years
It has come to my attention that I might be a ratchet.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Can’t believe I entered the Adidas shop rocking the Dybala celebration and they asked me to put on a mask 🤦‍♂️ being a sports shop I thought they’d get it. 😭
@jkkarungi
Josephine Karungi
4 years
Wear the mask. For yourself.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
5 years
Minus posting about my Imaginary Sugar Mamis 😬 Bambi I sing/rap part time so please support all our music this 2020 plus we’re almost done with shooting two videos. 🙏🙏🙏
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
I play PS I watch Anime/ cartoons/ adult toons Geeked about DCEU and MCU esp the villains (fucking supes) To mention but a few and oh I’m 24.
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Romeo
4 years
Burna is everything Sam Smith needed for that feature.
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Romeo
4 years
Until you can love yourself and appreciate what you have now, happiness will keep eluding you.
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Romeo
4 years
I think Airtel just senses my happiness then puts me on E to remind me that esawa yona omukazi akyuka.
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Romeo
5 years
You need to understand that no one is going to feel sorry for you so work on you for you.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Tryna be your ice cold gangster. 💯
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Read my bio It’s like that because man we see people and try to admire their lifestyles but we hardly know any underlying factors in this life ting. Love yours 💯💯💯
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
6 years
Match build up.
@EstherBirungi3
Esther Birungi
6 years
Why do you take 20-45 minutes pretending you haven't met to smash? 🤷‍♀️🙄😂🚮
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Romeo
4 years
Incase you need a backyard gardener HMU and I’ll be deh to prune d ting everyday 😂😂😂
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
11 months
He literally put Rebel City on for the first two Editions. 😑😑😑 May God rest his soul and continue to keep the rest of his family. 🙏
@shorts_na_lessu
Shorts Na Lessu
11 months
Till we meet again our Director.
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Romeo
1 year
The problem with bar jazz is that guys don’t know when to stop, Kati enkya Tugenda Ibiza. 😂
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Romeo
4 years
I’m making 24 in exactly two weeks and I still call my Dad “Daddy” ewww tho. 😂
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Romeo
9 months
Guy didn’t want to know her Talent Xp jazz 😂😂😂 he repeated his statement like 6 times. 😭
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Romeo
4 years
Been posting my Brodie for a whole week and someone’s said they question my sexuality 😂😂😂 So men shouldn’t show a little love to their friends because it raises an eyebrow? What a sensitive generation man 😂
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Romeo
4 years
So Adulting means paying for your own medical bills??? 😭😭😭 Where can I unsubscribe 🥲
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Romeo
8 months
“You’re almost clocking 30, Empele jileke” 😭😭😭 My spirit has been crushed.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
10 months
It’s lunch time and I need that Chapaa-iii fam, chapaa-iii.
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Romeo
4 years
In a world where everyone’s going tell you that you are beautiful, pretty or ‘sexy’. I’ll thrive to tell you that I love your big forehead instead.
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Romeo
4 years
If these are the new movies, lemme just come with my laptop and connect to the HDMI.
@CinemaxUg
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Here to remind you that you’re enough.
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Romeo
4 years
Cousin from the UK: Me: Wasteman ting innit yeh fam?
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Romeo
5 years
This is how my anger issues begun.
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
God please save me from this brokenness 🙏 🙏🙏 Saw my little sister’s snap at Javas and I called to ask her to house me. 😭😭😭😭 My little sister?? To house me. 😂😂😂 this world isn’t my home.
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Romeo
4 years
Funny how my Gs got me out of the darkest and most depressing point of my life but they don’t even know it. 🤦‍♂️
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Romeo
1 year
This would be the beginning of my Villain Arc after the whole stadium screams. 😂
@itzbasito
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Omo understanding boyfriends dey try o. Ruger brought out this girl at his show, told her to say “fvck you” to her boyfriend and she screamed it loud😂
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Romeo
4 years
How tf do you think yourself into a situation that hasn’t happened yet and now you’re stressed.
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Romeo
4 years
You can now SHAZAM Rebel City Music. 😂😂😂 Our baby is growing 😭😭😭
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Romeo
4 years
Mojito anyone? I do deliveries. 😃
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Romeo
4 years
God bless our forehead Queens. ♥️
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Romeo
4 years
But Airtel, can’t you just be deh and surprise me with good network for just a day? 🤦‍♂️
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Romeo
5 years
For whatever it is you’re going thru; thats making you sad and afraid Alone and feeling crappy Toxic to other people and to yourself for no reason I just want to tell you that it takes time but you’ll be okay. ♥️
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@ChristmasRomeo
Romeo
4 years
Ah man Being in this scuffle with both my parents in the car 😂😂😂 cowards just. When the tear gas canister dropped in front of the car my mom and dad left me inside the car 😂😂😂 not realizing it’s safer in the car. Ah ah. Also the driver has fainted 😂😂😂
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Romeo
4 years
No one: Me (Whilst chilling w any of my Brodies): But do you know you’re a bad guy? 😭
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Romeo
5 years
Alchem Brunch with the Fam ♥️
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Romeo
4 years
Needed to dash somewhere quick, called my Jaj but he wasn’t picking so I walk to the boda stage and find him taking tea at 12:50 ishhh So I ask him in Luganda if it isn’t too late to be taking tea he replied, “Nywa Chai, Sinywa Budde” 😂😂😂 We stan a king. 🐐 🐐 🐐
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Romeo
5 years
Idk if it’s just me but Burna Boy actually set a very high standard for international artists after his concert.
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Romeo
4 years
There’s something about gently brushing this moustache every morning that makes me feel like a colonizer.
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