I told the kids in the apartment complex my name’s Batman 😭😭😭 so everytime I come back and find them playing in the compound they greet me like “How are you Batman?” 😂 it’s cute and all till the oldest kid said but Bruce Wayne has money and you’re ever walking. 😭😭😭
Honestly barbers can make you or break you
Today after my barber did a mad ting he went on to tell me, “Naye mwana lwaki tewesimba wo kubwa Naalya LC1?” 😂😂😂
And now I feel unstoppable 🤦♂️ smh.
Marriage just gets bad PR.
But if two adults of sound mind that have totally healed for their past traumas and found love within themselves, find each other and fall in love then Marriage can be sweet.
The problem is that people are mad and continue to date even madder people.
Just remembered that time in SMACK when we were watching World War Z then some kiddo fell from oba the roof and it resulted into a stampede and a wordless scuffle with broken seats, guys who fell in the trenches, guys with torn crafts, bleeding and injured ninjas. Ah ah 😂😂😂
Failed to get my US visa for Uni 5 years back (got it 2yrs later tho), I was sad then.
But rn I’m just glad I stayed here in UG because there’s truly no better place like home plus the friends I’ve gotten thus far!! I’m just super grateful and happy couldn’t ask for more. ♥️
Kati deep in Kalagala I give some guy 5k to get me some fried cassava and dis muyayu bought cassava of 5k 😭😭😭 kati ani agenda okulya muwogo we’taano???
The only 5 reasons I’d run for Presidency of this country;
1. Declare two No-Private-Car days (Only Public Means)
2. Fix the entire road network
3. All drivers to redo their driver’s test after every 5 years (muli balalu)
4. Public flogging of all Embezzlers
5. Just.
After 10 years of having the app I managed to collect my tu little money and finally placed an order with
@cafejavas_ug
and I’m telling you it’s the fastest and most efficient app to use when ordering in.
My order only took 15 minutes 😭😭😭😭
Thank you so much Javas ♥️♥️
Lawyer? Doctor? Engineer? Accountant?
What if I wanted to be a footballer? A novelist? An artist? A musician? F1 or rally driver? Movie actor? 😭😭😭
Ugandan parents need to accept talent as a career too. 🙏
As a 24 year old Virgin today and blind in one eye (bse of alcohol lol)
I just want to say
live your life
inner peace is the goal
Do something that the future you would be proud of
Have as much fun as you can in each and every way possible. ♥️
Thank you. 🙏
Jokes aside
My folks have to stock food and other essentials every two days because we’re 9 at home.
God bless our Parents and lets keep praying for them. 🙏
I’d like to wish all the Airtel Users a happy new week full of prosperity
It’s always a struggle but we keep going 🤝🤝🤝
Other people only see E when their cars are almost out of Fuel whereas Us it’s a daily liturgy on our phones.
God bless you🙏
Share with an Airtel user.
Can’t we just hang out at the balcony nakey sip some wine and listen to Lust for life as the fire works leads us into the new year? 😬
But no, you want to go out to the bar and shout Parte after Parte into the new year. Shame 🤦♂️
My Crush :
Me :
Me (again) : *tells her a hardddd joke*
My crush :
My crush (after 24hrs) : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohhh that’s what you meant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me : *glares with a cosmic amount of disinterest*
We make it seem like having feelings or caring for someone is clowning and it irks me so.
It’s perfectly normal to feel and to yearn affection from another.
Also why is everyone tryna be in a relationship? Can’t you be complete by yourself?
Anyways I guess I’m just too angry.
Can’t believe I entered the Adidas shop rocking the Dybala celebration and they asked me to put on a mask 🤦♂️ being a sports shop I thought they’d get it. 😭
Minus posting about my Imaginary Sugar Mamis 😬
Bambi I sing/rap part time so please support all our music this 2020 plus we’re almost done with shooting two videos.
🙏🙏🙏
Read my bio
It’s like that because man we see people and try to admire their lifestyles but we hardly know any underlying factors in this life ting.
Love yours 💯💯💯
Been posting my Brodie for a whole week and someone’s said they question my sexuality 😂😂😂
So men shouldn’t show a little love to their friends because it raises an eyebrow?
What a sensitive generation man 😂
God please save me from this brokenness 🙏 🙏🙏
Saw my little sister’s snap at Javas and I called to ask her to house me. 😭😭😭😭
My little sister?? To house me. 😂😂😂 this world isn’t my home.
For whatever it is you’re going thru;
thats making you sad and afraid
Alone and feeling crappy
Toxic to other people and to yourself for no reason
I just want to tell you that it takes time but you’ll be okay. ♥️
Ah man
Being in this scuffle with both my parents in the car 😂😂😂 cowards just.
When the tear gas canister dropped in front of the car my mom and dad left me inside the car 😂😂😂 not realizing it’s safer in the car. Ah ah.
Also the driver has fainted 😂😂😂
Needed to dash somewhere quick, called my Jaj but he wasn’t picking so I walk to the boda stage and find him taking tea at 12:50 ishhh
So I ask him in Luganda if it isn’t too late to be taking tea he replied,
“Nywa Chai, Sinywa Budde” 😂😂😂
We stan a king. 🐐 🐐 🐐