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Of all the Christian things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.

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Don't tempt me with a good time

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Ever watch a kid die??

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Atheists aren't capable of good deeds without the devil using them to try and possess a Christian???

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Jesus isn't eligible to run. He wasn't born in the US.

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That poor kid

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God has the worst PR reps

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Please keep your religion at home....

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I was both spanked and forced to go to church..... You were saying?

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This is news??? 'Openly Christian' as if it isn't the most popular religion in the nation.

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Sorry, but the idea of spending eternity with people like you doesn't seem like much of a reward to me

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When you say things like "Autism isn't real and the kids just have demons" you kind of have to expect it.....

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Suddenly I have the urge to stop believing in capital letters.....

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My entire life, I have heard Christian fucks claim "so much evidence", "Evidence all around us," "Irrefutable evidence" then those dumbasses whip out a fucking BIBLE. That's not evidence. It's the baseless claim

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So human beings aren't animals? It's sad that stupidity isn't painful.

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A couple of margaritas have the same effect.

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I'm certain this study never happened. If it did, the results are definitely forged.

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7 in a year???? Are you sure God isn't trying to kill you?

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The amount of indoctrination here is almost pitiful.

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Most Atheists would return the greeting. I feel like this is made up.

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I would have lots of questions. Most of them would start with a word: WHY?

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Now they define what love is?

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Why can’t God eliminate Satan? An omnipotent god would be able to do that. An omniscient god would know how to do it. An omnibenevolent god would do it for our sake.

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Your obsession with other peoples genitals is disturbing. You might want to seek psychological help for that.

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He means "catholicism," right???

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No one told me I could do this as a career

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This shit right here makes me wonder how this become the dominant religion on the planet for 1000 years.

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I think the doctors and nurses had quite a bit to do with it!

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Actually.....I'd criticize Islam too...but in America for the most part they leave us alone and don't "say the darndest things"

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And not one single firsthand account of Jesus was written and recorded

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Why didn't God just remove the devil from earth, then? Or better yet....never create him in the first place?

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Don't tempt me with a good time

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It's almost as if the bible was written by men in a time when women had no rights are were viewed as 2nd or 3rd or even 10th class citizens....🤔

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I don't. I have seen no evidence of a seperate soul. All the evidence I know of indicates that consciousness is something the brain does, not something separate, and thus nothing survives death.

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He could at least buy me dinner first

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Strangely, I don't believe you. I think you are telling a story to persuade. The story is flawed. If Do you need a fictitious savior in order to be kind? Your problem isn't religion. It's morality. Most of us do good things for others out of a moral sense of humanity.

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I doubt she has ever been to medical school.

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Fuck this guy

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Saying that nothing produced everything is one of the more silly ideas I hear from biblical creationists. Atheism doesn't claim this.

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I knew god was too busy watching sports to care about all the children that were starving. That makes so much sense.

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Dude, if you're gay just say it brother. I swear to your god I wont judge you....

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I am certain they’ll be relieved to be disassociated with you as well.

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I'd like to see the data on that

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It’s not a lack of belief....it’s a conclusion. A conclusion that has been drawn based on the lack of good evidence to support the claim that god(s) exist.

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Don't tell me.....you came up with that all by yourself? Blaise Pascal would sue you if he were alive still.

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Meanwhile the number of atheists is greater than ever before in history and still growing. People are seeing the light, and it's within themselves and not in the heavens.

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Look at all these miserable & angry people that follow me 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb (a very short one) and say that this chick is lying through her teeth. I guarantee she was never an actual atheist.

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Religion should never be taught in schools. Children should be taught how to think. It's time to end the indoctrination of young minds. If they want to worship one of the 1000s of deity's to choose from, then let them choose themselves. Instead of forcing your beliefs on them.

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First off, atheism is not a religion so we’re not “believers” 😂. Second, if you HAVE to have a religion to make you not act shitty, you should REALLY consider where your morality lies

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So the stupid christian is actively trying to suppress the intelligent atheist by pure strength size and force? Yeah, this checks out.

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I think that was a fair question

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Actually, when I left Christianity, I expected the bottom thing thanks to decades of brainwashing. Yet I’ve only ever experienced the top thing since leaving. I'm actually happier now than I've been in my life and I truly feel the freedom that Christianity falsely promised

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Looks like he breaks chairs. Gluttony is also a sin, Foskey

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Understand the burden of proof and try again....

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An example of these "vital facts" would be greatly appreciated.

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The public school system has failed them so much.

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That's not how evolution works, Timothy. I wish your spelling and grammar would evolve, though.

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I'm sure Jesus is disappointed in you....

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“Based on a true story that hasn’t happened yet.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I'm shocked that they can spell Science backwards but can't spell "Satan"

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I don't know who Andrew Tate is and I don't care. Just a post like this is enough for me not to give a shit.

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Girl rabbits DON'T lay eggs either you goddamned, backwoods, 4th grade dropout charlatan.

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I'm sorry. But to anyone outside of the Catholic Church, this just looks like a cult.....yes, I'm aware it is. But look...

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I'd like the see the marriage certificate of Adam and Eve all the way to the days of Moses and his law.

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After watching this, I feel like it's time to update the definition of the word 'cringe'.

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I don't like her or her music, but I'm fairly sure she's not casting spells on football fans. Gtfo

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And this is only one reason why I want nothing to do with Christianity

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Do your thing tweeters…

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You know witchcraft isn’t real… right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The between species are walking around yelling “Praise Jesus”

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@LilithUntamed They told that lie with a straight face

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I almost feel like they're making it up as they go along

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You don't realize how secular the constitution is, do you?

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It's weird how people can question something without really having any knowledge of it.

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Why does this question persist as if it were a magic argument for a god. One more time. Atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods. For our, not just atheist, best understanding of the origins of the first life forms see abiogenesis.

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In 1972, 1980, 1984, 2000......

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A Christian friend just shared this. They're so goddamn stupid it's unbelievable

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Science has come a long way. There's medicines now that can treat that for you.

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I wonder if any limbs were broken with this STRETCH. 😂🤣😅

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Literally, EVERYONE is born an atheist 🤣

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That verse is in the Gospel of Prosperity

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An easily Googled question.

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How can atheists hate something they don't even believe in?

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I do it already, no matter what technological dystopia you are dreaming of while using social media.

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This is the kind of psychological abuse that actually does hurt kids. Also, the last thing I want is to spend eternity with Greg Locke and his minions.

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A lot, but off the top of my head, here's a start: I would be convinced if the sun stopped moving to warm the earth and make daylight last while the rescuers completed their search in Syria/Turkey. That'd be nice.

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People are immoral for acting on perfectly natural urges that were given to them by God?

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You guys have no idea how many Christian pages I follow on Facebook and Twitter just to find material for this page. It's exhausting honestly having to read stupid shit all day 😂😂😂😂

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