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Sports Reporter @ the York News-Times | @UNL_CoJMC alumn (Class of 2021) | All opinions are my own | Huskers, Braves, Panthers

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@jscros Can I RT this like 100 times? Because goddamn
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@AsimovSophi @zachsilberberg “Not anyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.” Anton Ego, Ratatouille (2007) They literally spelled it out for you and you still missed the point.
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@TDISportsClips Randy Johnson said
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@updatespercy I know the fandom collectively hates the movies (as they should), but I got nothing at all against any of the actors. They tried their best and were just given absolutely nothing good to work, and it’s good to see them speak positively of the Disney+ series
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@b_u_b_b_a_h @mattxiv That thread also gave us this meme and for that I am thankful
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@parasocialyte I feel like Grey DeLisle also fits this bill perfectly tbh, pretty much all of her characters are absolutely iconic
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@NewTSage I’m always surprised people get shocked the internet will joke about anything and everything, like have you ever been on social media before? Nothing is off limits
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@espn The 2023 1 seeds
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@mpilokhumalo_ The man is a first-ballot Hall of Fame roaster
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@AdamSchefter Bearded Darnold taking us to the promised land
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@RapSheet I hate it here 😭
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@RealGamerduck Elmo the instant Zoe said Rocco wanted that damn cookie:
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@espn The rest of the NL East celebrating the Mets downfall
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@SpookyGothLoser My personal favorite:
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@ErikAinge3 Shane Beamer and South Carolina said
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@CodifyBaseball Cook that fraud Bryce
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@CaeDios They did my boi Sergeant Roderick so dirty 😭
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@mattxiv A few of my personal favorites
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@JeffPassan @sal_licata WHAT HAPPENDUH I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS TOUCHING THE METS
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@MLB @Braves @Mets BLARE THOSE TRUMPETS BABY
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@espn mans threw that ring like
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@Leiabarbiexo @WholesomeMeme @comiclicious_ I’ve got some bad news for you, I’m afraid
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 That pitch clock violation strikeout to record the final out of Game 7 of the World Series about to hit different 😤
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@SickosCommittee 1st and 65 is great, but it’s never going to top this absolute beauty I’m afraid
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@PerseusJackssn Matt Sloan, otherwise known as Discount Nancy Bobofit
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@BBCmaster421 @boItlock @yayasiinterlude @keavtheo @Crafty345 @upblissed Idk the relevance but here is my contribution to this thread anyway
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@ContextFreeCBB Hahaha yes wow very cool and interesting factoid you got, there
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@MarchMadnessMBB You already know what time of year it is
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@MLB @MLBTheShow @j_chisholm3 Nothing about this pick makes sense. Miami was awful, but if you were going to pick somebody from the Marlins anyway Sandy Alcantara was right there
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@MarchMadnessMBB Kihei Clark said
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@elmo Elmo: Living his best life Zoe: Shows up on her Rocco nonsense Elmo:
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@MarchMadnessMBB Fans watching the basketball gods grace us with a historically magical March this year
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@PopBase A few of my personal favorites
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@SForStevennn @Braves Fewer NL East titles than the Pirates, who haven’t even been in the division for 30 years btw
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@espn @GamecockFB Tennessee the past 3 weeks: "UGA got lucky, we just need to play them at a neutral site when it's not raining. Ohio State, Michigan, TCU all frauds Vols by 50" Tennessee tonight:
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@Kimco1022 @jzux Anyone married for at least six months fantasizes about what now
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@MLB @Dodgers San Diego still can’t beat the Dodgers but on the bright side the new banner looking nice
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@KFCBarstool And then what happened
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@IowaHoops IOWAAA WHAT HAPPENEDUH HOW YOU GET SWEPT BY NEBRASKETBALL
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@oldnbatweetz Chick Hicks
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@Richard86310386 @minakimes @AaronRodgers12 I can’t believe there are still people who insist on using a team acccomplishnent as the ultimate factor in determining individual greatness. I suppose you think Trent Dilfer is a better QB than Dan Marino and Warren Moon?
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@sesamestreet @elmo “HOW? How is Rocco going to eat the cookie Zoe? TELL ELMO!”
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@CodifyBaseball Third outfield assist of the series for the Braves (second at the plate) but it’s totally all O’Neill’s fault and definitely not the fault of the third base coach for terrible sends
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@RedditCFB Spreading misinformation on the internet when it’s not even April Fool’s Day, I see
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@HuskerFBNation @WoodhouseAuto Same shit, different year
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@Braves OUR LEGEND IS BACK LET’S GOOOOO
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@UnfortunateMLB Lowkey pulling for Baltimore, O’s fans deserve this after enduring that rebuild
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@PowellAnalytics Consider this my early nomination for the Sports Twitter HoF Class of 2025
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@NFL @Panthers Pat Surtain after getting cooked by DJ Moore and Sam Darnold
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@EvanDrellich MLB has told the MLBPA it will not make a counter offer as there’s a drive to deep left field by Castellanos and that will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’ll be putting on this headset again.
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@CollegeGameDay @HomeDepot Ohio State fans after Wisconsin choked against Illinois and sent GameDay to South Dakota State instead
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@TDISportsClips “Who do you think you are? I am!” is hands down the single greatest audio clip in sports history imho
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@Braves I will never question this man nor Braves legend Orlando Arcia again
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@SirBoywonder513 @TalkinBaseball_ Braves do too. In fact, they have a six game lead over the Marlins, who would currently be in first place over Cincinnati if they played in the NL Central
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@NFL WE BEAT THE MATT RHULE ALLEGATIONS PANTHERS FANS RISE UP
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@dillondsanders @espn That will forever be my all-time favorite answer to a stupid question from a reporter (in this case, it was “How does Yale outrebound Baylor). He added a “and they got more of those than we did” to the end of that too
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@MLB @Braves THE NL EAST STILL RUNS THROUGH ATLANTA
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@madeformarch Samford absolutely robbed
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@MLB @Roman Phillies and Brewers “fighting” for the final WC spot
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@MarchMadnessMBB @ZagMBB Gonzaga in the second half of every tournament game this year
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@PGATOUR @SRTheegala He’s just like me fr
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@Braves Not my lengendary swordsmaster 😭 😭 Guillermo played maybe twice a month (if that) and he’ll still go down as one of my all time favorite Braves
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@PFF_Mike Mahomes every time he sees his brother and fiancé pull out their phone
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@updatespercy That’s actually a really mature response for something she never should have had to deal with. She isn’t how I pictured Annabeth’s physical description when I read the books, but I’ve been very impressed with what I’ve seen/read so far and I’m sure she’ll do a great job.
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@nocontextcfb Louisville’s No. 10 absolutely could not be bothered
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@Braves @TruistNews LIFETIME EXTENSION FOR THIS MAN NOW
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@MrSweetTweets @nocontextcfb Alabama should have not lost twice 🤷‍♂️
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@DevinBooker31 @ all the people replying to this without taking two seconds to click on his account to realize it’s a different Devin Booker:
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@BeaneaterB Not to be overdramatic, but I would go to war for Ronald Acuña Jr
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@Braves Like clockwork
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@MadMikeNebbia @BlooperBraves We’ve been hearing this for five years now 🥱
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@Braves Matt Olson winning MVP + Spencer Strider winning Cy Young + Braves going 162-0
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@redditships Oh look an actual post on r/relationships that doesn’t obliterate my faith in humanity into a million pieces. Never thought I’d see the day
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@toonsgowild Every single kitchen scene is peak cinema (and the rest of it ain’t half bad either)
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@PregameEmpire I can’t decide what’s more insane: JMU turning the ball over THIRTY-NINE TIMES (?!?) and only losing by 3 in OT, or Marshall shooting 8 OF 46 (?!?) from 3 but still winning. (What say you, @SickosCBB ) I absolutely flabbergasted, befuddled, bamboozled.
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@nobrosmo I literally read this tweet, then read the original tweet and my initial thought was STILL “breaders.” Why am I like this?
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@Braves @TruistPark When you beat the “Ozuna at DH” allegations
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@ohgreekgod @MunroMcLaren That’s exactly what it was. Then Percy had to lug the mummy back to the attic 😭
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@Panthers If Matt Rhule is allowed to set foot into team offices tomorrow morning for any reason other than to pack his bags, David Tepper needs to sell the team.
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@SNYtv @sal_licata @sal_licata and then what happened (edit credit for this gem goes to @Curve125 btw)
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@UnfortunateMLB Unfortunate for the rest of baseball maybe, but incredibly fortunate for the Braves
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@BlooperBraves Tonight sure is a good night to be an Atlanta Braves
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