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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

13yo me: *must act straight* Also 13yo me on the right:

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

My local laundrette opened specifically so I could get my washing done - it’s my only day off in two weeks. There are some lovely people out there . Merry Christmas

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

Just looking at “things to do” in Oslo 🇳🇴

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Chris 🐾

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3 years

Anal me like a glow stick

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 years

@LozzaFox @NHS Would love you to say this in person to me and my NHS colleagues. Tell us we are not “fit for purpose”. We are the NHS. Tell us you don’t care we are having to work harder now than ever before. Say this to those of us who have lost colleagues - we have all lost colleagues

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 months

Hey. Just your friendly medic, here to remind you that nothing ‘accidentally’ slips in to your butt.

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Been one of those days!

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

11 months

Forty Four Balloons 🎈

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Questions: 1) Does Donald realise that’s not Melania? 2) Do the American media realise that’s not Melania? 3) Is Melania dead? #FakeMelania

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5 years

President Trump, First Lady Melania Trump land in West Palm Beach, Florida.

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

@collin_loper My dad did the same kind of stuff with me, which got worse when he found out I was gay in my late teens. We don’t speak now, haven’t for over 25 years. Think about that, maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

I love my little boat

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 months

Is it me, am I the problem?

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

If you’ve commented on this, sorry I’m not currently responding, for my sanity & phone battery I had to muted it. Just one final note from me: ~ Be true to yourself, be who you want to be, fly high and soar, and remember you’re beautiful ~

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

I just stuffed and cooked a little bird on my little boat, on my little wood burner. Who needs an oven!

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

@Nigel_Farage Umm, Nigel didn’t you say you'd "pick up a rifle" if brexit wasn't delivered, even after knowing that an MP was shot in the last campaign!? #SplashTheFash

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

We have thunderstorms tonight. That means I need a cuddle buddy pls

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 months

It’s a bank holiday, so of course I chose to do overtime!

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Chris 🐾

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30 days

@ozdale Seems like I need to get in to equestrian sports

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 years

Stan @AlisonHammond 😆

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

@CuteEmergency Little Teddy, 3 months old Havachon #ThatMadeMyDay #TBT

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 years

@KSSOX @IAmSimplySamuel Yes, BAME 🙄

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

6 years

I love gays. And I love being a gay. That is all

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

7 months

Just, so you know!

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

23 days

Hi. My name is Christopher. Chris for short. Christ for medium. Aka camp Chris 🏕️

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

17 days

I’m 44. This is what I’ve learnt: Listen as your day unfolds. Challenge what the future holds. Try and keep your head up to the sky. Lovers, they may cause you tears. Go ahead, release your fears. Stand up and be counted

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

@CandiceMajewski Creating additional tail feathers to attract a mate

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

I’m medic’d out! Happy 2024

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

11 months

@ChrisETeigen @CirqueduDurve I bloody love her. Every time she gives him the eyes then starts laughing at him I can’t control myself

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 months

Things I’ve gone without this holy weekend: - eating an Easter egg - having my arse eaten I’m about to rectify one of these 🐰

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 months

Here to save lives? Or just flirt with the hot boys? You decide

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 months

Sunday morning routine: watching joggers on the towpath. Perfect eyeline 👀 🏃‍♂️

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

So quick question Twitter... would any of you mind if I introduced you to 3 month old Teddy, potentially my first regular doggy daycare client?

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 months

A hairy chested man with a beard and big arms could save me right now

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

25 days

On a bike, my happy place; even in a thunderstorm - Kew Gardens

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 month

Footy final. Best get to the gym while it’s empty

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

Hey

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

3 months

Hi-de-hi-hi

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Peacock. For. Your. Life. ... Shantay you stay 🦜

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

@ParrotOfTheDay @CandiceMajewski Thanks for the explanation. I was going with a metaphor for life, individuality, love and happiness ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Just like this little Lovebird, we can all be whomever we want to be. Our challenge is to accept people for who they are. We should all be able to love who we want, live how we want, with pride, and without fear x #LoveIsLove ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

Still relevant

forest fr1ends

@forest_fr1ends

5 years

- mum, dad, i’m gay. - sweetheart, we couldn’t give two shits. just promise us you’ll never be a tory...

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 months

45 in October How old will you be soon?

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4 months

43...soon 😬

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 month

Just gonna say it. Boys, *sometimes* it’s more attractive to keep your pants on. Some of us like a little mystery, plus pants are hot

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

Sunday sun ☀️ 😎

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 year

Imperfections are perfect.

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

6 months

Doctors describe his condition as fabulous, and homosexual

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 year

I’m tired of being poor and single. I want to be rich and single

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

“You’ve been a bit quiet this year!” I’ve been a bit busy babe

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

I’m 42, have a mortgage, expensive bedding and a good skincare routine. No I won’t add you on Snapchat

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

43 bitches!

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

My boys 🥰

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 months

Them: are you a texter or a facetimer? Me: I’m a do not disturber

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

8 months

It’s nearly midnight and I’m off shopping for carrots 🥕

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

Happy international jockstrap day. I don’t actually know if this is genuine or not, but it’s a good reason to share your arty pics right? *close ‘friends’ only pic*

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

I bloody love that Prince George is going to be doing ballet, it’s so endearing. Boys dance, and it makes them no less of a man. Really nothing to be laughed at @LaraSpencer @GMA #BoysDanceToo

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 months

God save the Queen (& her ponies 🐴)

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 year

Am I tired? Hell yeah

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 months

@TheGreenParty @silly_old_sod Only the gays will appreciate this

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

13 days

If you wander past my boat and see me naked it’s your fault for looking in - I don’t close my blinds

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 months

Bank holiday means more boat diy! 🔨

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

7 months

Off shopping for kale. And maybe spinach 🥬

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 year

Finally I’ve arrived

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves everyday? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

1 month

You know those cooling mats for dogs. Yeah I need one of them pls

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

5 years

Oh, just scrolling through the #DragConUK tag 👀

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 months

Todays lesson: it ain’t tee weather yet

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

2 years

Happy #NationalComingOutDay . I’m coming out as a filthy homosexual boater buoy

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Chris 🐾

@Chris_CPH

4 years

So this morning I started working with @stjohnambulance , the UKs leading first aid and ambulance charity, to provide their national command team specialist advise whilst they prepare to support the NHS response to #COVID ー19