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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Kyle might just win a fucking NHRA race this year.

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3 years

Track announcer be like… “I see you just crashed will you make it back out for the qualifier?”

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3 years

Once I beat Kyle Larson to the pit shack at a USAC race, he had no idea it was a race but I beat him and it’s on my resume

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6 years

No Cage, No whining, No busting promoters balls because the track is not perfect.. Just a hero with a steering wheel and a set of balls. Chance of getting laid after the race... 100%.

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4 years

So cool to see Larson testing for the Indy 500

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4 years

When the track prep sucks, so you have to bring your own tractor.

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4 years

Friendly reminder on how much you can charge for a tee shirt based on where you run

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3 years

Dads first midget he built all by hand is almost complete

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

It all makes sense now.

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4 years

The worlds largest collection of these... is currently in Bristol TN.

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4 years

I just read that Larson has to start the A-Main tonight from Ohio.

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3 years

Larson should have to start from the tail in a 305 with 3 tear offs and no power steering.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

I read this awesome story about a kid named Caleb Hammond, he is dying from leukemia. He is asking people to send him racing stickers for his casket, and well I sent him a sticker that is very meaningful to me and my family as well as a offer I hope he accepts. Lets all do this

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Chris Wilke

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5 years

This is what a husband proud of his wife looks like... @KyleLarsonRacin what's it like being upstaged by your wife after YOUR big win lol

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

Rumors swirling around at Eldora that Larson might get DQ’d from the mods for an illegal non-two piece drivers suit.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

All drivers at the Chili Bowl that paid for their ride will be required to run a green ribbon on the top of the cage so we can see who’s investments did best

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

When your on your way to the track to watch sprint cars and your buddy tells you they have 3 classes of modifieds

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4 years

The NOS midgets should all be wrapped like different flavors of NOS so we can tell them apart better.

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3 years

Winning the @cbnationals is so big you will happily grenade a 40k motor to win 10k

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

Amazing news to hear Ashton will be okay, however as a group we need to figure out what happened and do whatever it takes to prevent this moving forward.

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3 years

I was still pretty excited from that race last night, I threw a slider on a mini van on the way to work, got flipped off but I told the guy "Hey that's midget racing buddy, sorry about your luck"

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Am I the only one who slides a cart sideways in the grocery store pretends to hook a rut then saves it

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Chris Wilke

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7 years

when you walk into the @cbnationals and see Kunz and Clauson’s pits

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8 years

"i just want everyone to know there is a $600 motor in this ol' lady" -Robert Bell #uselesschilibowl

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7 years

how everyones week should go next week @cbnationals

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3 years

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

Cosworth powered Midget my father built by hand, drove by many of the greats, Kevin Olson, Rich Vogler, Ken Schrader, Jack Hewit, just to name a few. car also won 21 USAC features in one year. This car has won the hut 100 on dirt, and also the copper world classic at phoenix.

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3 years

One of my better dash notes I’ve left a driver at @cbnationals

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3 years

I wonder what kind of fuel mileage Brady’s toter gets hauling around those huge balls.

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3 years

Man Mahomes and the chiefs are fun to watch but gosh his fiancé and brother make this loss feel good.

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3 years

"If sprint cars get too easy or too safe, then every jerk will be driving them" -Jack Hewitt 1981

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5 years

NASCAR Wants bell and Larson to be healthy for their planned demolition derby’s at Daytona and talladega

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4 years

Just saw a guy vaccinate him self under an overpass.

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5 years

iRacing is fun, but it should be more realistic, you should have to drive a toterhome to each race, in real miles and hours and try to avoid weigh stations and shit.

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

A cruise ship with a go-kart track. I know I would get kicked out for sure, throwing sliders and putting people into the "Moisture"...

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

When you pull into a race track you never been to and the locals are watching you making sure you don't steal a local guys pit space..

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5 years

Chili Bowl week: Multiple Hangovers No sleep Feet are junk Money blown Lungs, eyes and ears destroyed Junk food and concession food have wrecked my internals.. But..... I Can’t fucking wait till next year! @cbnationals

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

I just found a document that says all of our Restrictions have been lifted America.. It's pretty old though, it's dated 1776....

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4 years

You would be surprised how amazing America really is, if you just turn off the news.

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3 years

Tulsa gets a couple flurries and all the streets in town turn into the fucking Q Main #uselesschilibowl

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

I just watched this documentary on how to sell t-shirts at the track by Kaylee Bryson, here is a still shot from the video

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4 years

Everyone wants to brag about how fast Bristol was yet no one wants to race at belleville.

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3 years

A racetrack is the only place you can say “still has the tits on it” and it’s understood and acceptable.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

I don't like how drivers complain about the race track and bash it online, not every time you get on the track will its be perfect, we should all just be very happy that their are promoters out there who take the risk and give us a place to race.

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

Kyle Larson never could have done what he has done with out some of the best wrench spinners in this sport. Shout out to the guys and girls who kept his shit together this year

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3 years

We don’t race right now because time in the shop with my dad learning how he made all his old race cars by hand then helping him restore them is worth much more then a golden driller to me.

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

When it come to racing and politics everyone should just STFU racing for most of us is a place to escape our daily bullshit not to keep it going

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4 years

Shout out to Larsons mechanics that many wins, those results, low DNF’s, that’s part of the formula to... how bout some love for the wrench spinners!

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

I woke up today, I have food, shelter, and a job. That's like winning the lottery for some people. Be thankful for what you have. Life is short, run the cushion.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

We have #11 for rent for the @cbnationals top notch equipment $15k rental fee motor is fresh 500 wheel HP 2019 xxx chassis

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Maybe next time do the investigation first. Just a thought

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

No Cage, No whining, No busting promoters balls because the track is not perfect.. Just a hero with a steering wheel and a set of balls. Chance of getting laid after the race... 100%.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

“5 million people off food stamps” and Democrats not clapping just makes them look as stupid as they are

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

I woke up to news that my Grandpa Ralph has passed away he was 90. Im lost for words, but I also know he lived a great life and I’m incredibly lucky to have had him as my grandpa.

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3 years

There is nothing better then two drivers racing each-other hard throwing sliders but being gentleman about it and not just body slamming eachother .

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

When that many midgets show up to a race, that many fans pack the stands and it doesn’t have a roof on top of it and it’s not January you know they’re doing something right @USACNation thank you.

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

Late model winner gets a truck ride, while the midgets did what they do best, produce the show of the week, only to be told don’t come back. midget racing needs a passionate marketing team it’s so disgusting to see how little we make compared to the show we produce.

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Chris Wilke

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5 years

New at the top of the ramp at the @cbnationals this year.

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

On this thanksgiving, I’m thankful to have a golden driller

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2 years

I say two features, 30 laps with the wing, 30 without. overall highest average finisher takes home the cash.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

Ray Lewis was involved in a murder, in the football hall of fame now.. on the other hand Pete Rose is still not in the baseball hall of fame..

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Chris Wilke

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7 years

NASCAR Truck teams right now at @EldoraSpeedway trying to measure stagger...

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

Rest In Peace Bobby Unser. Well before my time but helped put my family name into Indy history.

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

They need a Motorsports dating app like tinder, but call it like Lizards n Waffles

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Chris Wilke

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5 years

Windom should play hockey or ride bulls he is one tough son of a bitch

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8 years

when you throw a dirty slider, and the yellow comes out... #uselesschilibowl

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6 years

2018 midget drivers "We don't race on big tracks anymore, the racing is too dangerous" ..... 1950's "HOLD MY BEER" this is my grandpas midget at the Milwaukee Mile i'm not sure how they photo shopped out the drivers huge balls.

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Chris Wilke

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6 years

Not one open wheel series is big enough to knock over NASCAR but imagine a Saturday USAC sprint Midget and WoO event on FOX..

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

How every crew member on a hobby stock walks to victory lane

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Chris Wilke

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5 years

Ryan Newman gets hit basically in the drivers side window of his race car going 194 mph, guys up walking around and in great spirits absolutely incredible! for comparison I went bowling last night and can barley walk.

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3 years

I would sell my soul again for days like this.

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

Junior sprint kid comes running down the ramp after the race, helmet still on just to go celebrate with his buddy who won. This is what it’s about

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Disappointed Larson didn’t opt. For the traditional two piece fire suit for his late model debut.

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Chris Wilke

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7 years

I wonder how CNN will make the eclipse Donald Trumps fault today.

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3 years

I wonder what Kyle Larson does for a living because clearly winning races is just a hobby

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4 years

The two seater midget should be steering In the front, throttle brake in the rear seat. Then I want to see Larson and bell run the main together in it #ChiliBowl2021

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3 years

Back in like 07' when we won the USAC Championship I elected to take the #1 the next year, I really wish more people would do this, its a nice little tip of the cap to the past.

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3 years

Tyler Walker needs to be in the SRX Series

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

Biden is 100% what they told us Trump would be.

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

@cbnationals ride available for rent, bring balls

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3 years

When she finds out you paid for your @cbnationals ride.

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4 years

Anyone else hug the inside of an freeway off ramp to give you all the extra racetrack you need incase you smoked her in there a little to hot?

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7 years

My dad is currently restoring my Great Grandpa Bob Wilke's first ever midget a 1947 Kurtis Kraft Offy all matching numbers, here it is fresh from paint.

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6 years

How can all these people protest and bitch about world peace, then our president goes out and gets a rouge nation to denuclearize and the same world peace screamers are now somehow outraged... this is what happens when the participation ribbon kids grown up...

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Chris Wilke

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2 years

Larson should get sensitivity training for bullying those guys last-night

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3 years

Wayne Johnson riding Aaron’s bike In the pits…

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Someone start a new NASCAR. X-NASCAR like the XFL but in XNASCAR they do crazy shit, like single car qualify, fastest guy on the pole, regular points, no playoffs, then at the end of the season the team that collected the most points wins the championship. crazy as shit I know.

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4 years

Crew Chief: You using a lot of brake? EVERY Driver: No not really touching them The Brakes:

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Chris Wilke

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3 years

The I race modifieds starter kit

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3 years

This pulled into the driveway today

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Chris Wilke

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7 years

Every time I hear a national anthem I get excited because I think there's going to be a heat race starting after

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

How about @KodySwanson picking up the win in the Indy pro car in his FIRST EVER start! Congrats!

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4 years

Went with the softer tire at the grocery store, blistered it, DNF

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4 years

Imagine a series of professional race car drivers who get paid very well, racing very expensive cars, and they have to put traction compound on the track so they don't crash.. Pavement midgets shit they sent you out on the track after a demo derby and said figure it out boys.

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Chris Wilke

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5 years

Well I have decided to hold a go-kart race on my track in my backyard, entry fee it $100k 18 entries minimum, winner gets to take home my whole house and yard and everything.

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3 years

I'll never understand how people can wake up, watch the news, and let what they said on the news essentially decide on their mood for the day.... turn that shit off for a week and I promise you will feel amazing.

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Chris Wilke

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4 years

Bet Larson can’t beat Swanson in a crown car on pavement

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4 years

This is what will happen to you if you don’t wear a mask at the @cbnationals

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