ClassicMiddleton @ChrisLMiddleton Twitter profile

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ClassicMiddleton

15 days

Disappointed after spending so much time and effort curating content + a network of friends & professional contacts. But I won't stay at a party in a house on fire. Insta/threads: Tiktok:

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@ChrisLMiddleton

9 months

Me: "2024 is gonna be my year!" Tom Scott, Jan 2: "Goodbye."

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3 years

@variableaus Yes, I'm A/S/L; Aged Sore Lamenting

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3 years

@IGN Ironic that the way I learn about the movie existing is due to the guy who failed to market it is complaining about people not seeing it.

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4 years

@CosmonautMarcus Me, an Australian: You guys are getting vaccines and PS5s?

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@CosmonautMarcus ☝️👁️🕳️👁️ "ThIs Is KnOwN aS" ☝️👁️🕳️👁️ "tHe DeAtH rAtTLe" 👉👁️🕳️👁️ "AnD wHeN tHiS hApPeNs" ☝️👁️🕳️👁️ "BuCkLe Up!"

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3 years

@Elliott_Duncan @DerekLumb @MotivatedS1 Cole, probably.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

@StevenSuptic Why am I seeing two chocobars??? 😭😭😭😭

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@ChrisLMiddleton

8 years

@HilaKleinH3 the moment the internet's heart broke

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@teguhcigalpa @CosmonautMarcus There a few things on the internet more unhinged than this.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

@AmberlynWhite Even better: "50xp if the trash is taken out today" It'll be done.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@shionoble @LordOfSmug115 @Theeswater @House_of_Champs "and I end my urn"

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 years

@stevelukis @Monique41936071 @soffes @brankostanisic @neiltyson Who made you the ruler?

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 months

Alanah has never once missed, and the fact she has the courage and class to stand up for herself while aiming to inform the very people berating her is fucking Queen behaviour

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@Charalanahzard

3 months

wake up new vid just dropped

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@Best__Lux @JSinderman @DrLupo @Ninja @Octopimp The phrase "Oh no someone stole a meme how fucking criminal" is such a weak mindset. You are okay with what happened, no crediting, reposting of a craft. When you stop crediting after posting memes, you've lost twice.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 years

@Monique41936071 @soffes @brankostanisic @neiltyson Thanks, I'm metering everyone's responses

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@jakerawr @tweetsauce If you look closely... Rubber band. Band. Michael and Jake are hinting that it's about TIME that they started a BAND!

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@ChrisKattan4eva @AP4Liberty @AOC Help! I'm an Australian with access Medicare and it's truly horrific. At any moment I could be completely covered if I need an ambulance and it's freaking me out.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@RubberNinja "Prostate" "Don't- don't you mean checkmate?" "uhh... Hnnng yeah 🥵"

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

My wife when she hears me opening the chocolate

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2 years

@CosmonautMarcus You either die a meme or you live long enough to become another meme

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

@horrorsthetics Oh my god... It just clicked with me that the movie title is a secret spoiler: Her 'ead, it airy 👀

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@ABowlOfRanch @heyimbee I can't believe I'm about to type this sentence, but; These fairy alien creatures are most certainly uncircumcised

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@JoshPower5 @line11b @jacksfilms @2ToesUp @SongLouise Alexander French-Kissin'

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@ChrisLMiddleton

10 months

@Charalanahzard Kinda triggered I haven't seen someone say Elf Bowling

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@l_I_0_I_l @AAAAAGGHHHH Perfectly Cut *Thuds* could totally be a thing.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@GrimiskTV @PhillyD Man asked for games that got slept on, not the greatest games of all time

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 years

@stevelukis @Monique41936071 @soffes @brankostanisic @neiltyson I always go to great lengths for puns

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@AHowlseeker @Josh_McGee_G @brettmangel @anandcpatelmdms @_dianakris And going off this - the whole structure of schooling focuses on these grades and results, instead of facilitating the pursuit of knowledge and humility. In my experience, I was just another number for my school to look better.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@bethesda Nice alt text. Gonna release it as DLC later?

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@SLE3PR @LotMGames @StiesBeforeGuys @blainecapatch @pattonoswalt It's okay. Don't linguine on it.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@MsSavageAF @Twitch *Blatant harassment & direct abuse* Twitch: 🫣 *Innuendo* Twitch: 😡

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@GlowDonk @Charalanahzard No Man's Got Time For That

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 years

@rebeccageldard @JamesWi886 @TILBUJ @regthorneukip This thread is a perfect example of people being angry at something they don't even understand.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

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@LarissaMVLopez @MillenialShan @thejournal_ie And you wasted time writing that tweet, yeesh. Imagine people enjoying baking. Inconceivable.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@highirishguy @roastmalone_ @saraestill "You don't want this!" *Shows a thing many people want*

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@reid_em_n_weep @THR @thandienewton Easy. Just sneeze somewhere. Happens all the time.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@NappyRoots69 @thoughtful_hunk @killola Surprised myself how quickly and easily I remembered

Little Mix - Jamaican accent

Bahleekneh

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@SmileyYYC @NBCLX @fhurtado Have your first sleep then and come back before your second.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@chloebennet Michael Peña doing a complete season 1-6 recap as a fun little crossover nod, as well as getting everyone up to speed on the goss.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@delasarah Bolt's face when realising he accidentally posted his Google search quiery as an article...

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@illusiveil @AnisaJomha Lol as someone who works at an engagement ring store, you should know that 1) your opinion of their ring means nothing, and 2) carat and gem size do not reflect the strength of a relationship.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@fr0gan It's giving

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

@PaladinAmber I just want an autistic/adhd main character who does their job well, but accidentally touches velvet and it throws them off so much that they don't listen to anything in a conversation three days later

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

Bo Burnham's #INSIDE was 30% comedy, 60% existential dread and 10% gorgeous lighting & framing. It was also way too freakishly relatable.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@Inka08551778 @beautyx3 Mobile game ads really are the comedy of the future

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@daumkeziah @h3h3productions Damn, you just got PAPA BLESSED! Beautiful dress and incredible group photo with your friends. Much more support is about to come your way.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

#crunchyrollexpo : Hold my beer

Royal Central

@RoyalCentral

2 years

The queue to see Queen Elizabeth II Lying-in-State has resumed, although people are now facing a 24 hour wait. The queue is so large it can be seen from space.

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5 years

@ImNotPoe @im_your_density Bob, Steve and Fred are final judges before you make it into the club.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

Somebody is gonna regret this lmao @PAXAus #paxaus

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@PRGuy17 huh, look at this totally legit beer bottle I just definitely opened #DanForPM

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@LaBeanBall1 @cselender @VampireReverse @pattonoswalt Don't worry, the wounds will heel

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

Apparently some gamers are complaining that they can't do enough damage to this thing in Starfield. Turns out they're having difficulty finding the crit.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@MLGBlackbeard @Charalanahzard *sits down for Christmas dinner* "Mum, your potato bake is great, however, I need to mention that I say this 100% as my own independent opinion and not as a representative of any company, family or position as favourite child... Anyway, I missed you, but that is 100% my own opino

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@SimonClarke1995 @IntenseReiss @Kodithic @agentbizzle A minute ago, you were confidently implying pokemon go accident numbers would somehow equate to gun deaths, but you're just NOW asking for actual numbers? Fuck man.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

Not sure if anyone has ever brought a greenscreen to #PAXAUS before, but I'm 100% doing it again next year. To everyone who jump in front of the screen, thank you and I'm so sorry... I'll show them all on my next stream

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@FilipMiucin @IGN @motiontwin Or better yet, hire this dude... His reviews may sound familiar: If it's good enough to plagiarise, it's good enough to employ.

Boomstick Gaming

Welcome! I'm Alex, and this is Boomstick Gaming!

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@verbskeet @_Afronaut @TimeIsNotGiven Moo-t point.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 years

@DamianziadZiad @JaclynGlenn If you're triggered, does that mean the toast is ready?

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 months

@GeorgeCrudo Every Base-builder game on the app store:

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@Jared2Hundo @ShaunBolen You're right. They owe everybody.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@PhillyD "There's a couple of black guys just sitting..." "Ma'am, that's not a crim-" "They bought the last pumpkin spiced latte" "Stay on the line, a unit is being sent right now."

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

I think it's only fair now that we make @RazerANZ and @CORSAIRANZ fight

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@bbjessTTV Not sure if it counts, but shoutout to everyone's first time Raiding someone else and watching them for hours before realising you haven't ended stream 💀 that's the real horror.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

Please excuse this proud husband post: My talented wife took all of these photos 😍 She's my favourite photographer and I'm just a massive fan of her work. I love how she's capturing the @DreamHack experience, from its fun characters to iconic moments #DHMelbourne

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@ChrisLMiddleton

5 months

Feeling marketable, might delete later idk #NewProfilePic by @itsBenCook @ItsNickWatson

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@deirdrestatham @rachelthislife @weezilla @abbygov Seen this gif too many times now without being able to save it myself. Love it.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@nytimes Um excuse me, that's nearly $69 billion, actually...

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@manishrath @PPathole @elonmusk I'll be honest, I thought you guys were the same person for this whole thread.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

5 months

Only like 5 of you will truly appreciate this

DreamHack Melbourne

@DreamHackAU

5 months

Take us back 😩🙌

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

BeReal is great because it gives you two minutes to think of ways of concerning people.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 months

Guys, you're not gonna believe this (you totally are)

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

So the greenscreen at PAX a few weeks ago? Yeah, well here's a little look at some of the assets we made, ft: @the_harricane @owldaweeb @jjessticles @Gr8Nobo @K0R8Z @VinylMinty @SketchMae @PrincessBellatv @_jakebarros @tesshissa @BiggE_Huggs

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@ChrisLMiddleton

5 months

I mean... is this just not the most insane service a creator can hope to stumble upon at a con???

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

Thanks 4 the follow 🥰

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@RazerANZ

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@ChrisLMiddleton bet.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@PantsMcGinty @IGN Ridley, shakedly: "cell- cellphones have... Internet?"

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@NocturnalHive @Deligracy @JamesTurnerYT You know it. Every time I unclasp it, I hear Optimus Prime whisper "roll out" in my ear.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

7 months

Not your typical streamer drama, but I've written an open letter, addressing a particular person who has been really mean and nasty to me: Me.

I've been sad

Hello you little cutie patootie reading this. Just a little TW about the following, as it will contain themes of and related to 😥depression😥, 😖grief😖, 🤪poorly-timed used of humour as a means to...

docs.google.com

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 months

If content creation isn't physical labour, then what is this?! 😤

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@5uppps Also clipped the 6-way voting tie. So good. So even.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

@ok_but_still @nuggysauce Why is it kinda...

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 years

@kyledurbin19 @MaximumCortez @PedroPascal1 @HBO @Bosslogic @Naughty_Dog @Neil_Druckmann @frank_tzeng @TroyBakerVA How dare he.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@VG247 If this annoys you, just be happy you get to finally correctly say that being gay is a choice.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@CraigKellyMP Craig Kelly when he gets sunburnt and realises he took thermal damage.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@bbjessTTV Quoted tweet giving this energy 🤡

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@TheNaughtyNook @UmbralDaemon @Charalanahzard "no one should have been toxic to her" *becomes toxic to you* ???

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

If you've been interested in trying them: Where #Mastodon feels a bit confusing and unfamiliar, @TheHIVE_Social works the best parts of instagram into a twitter-presented platform. From some quick reading, Hive have a promising foothold as a leading social alternative

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

@J1mmyRS Unedited btw

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

"Oh yeah, I get brand engagements on my content" The brand engagement:

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

"How do you take these?" With difficulty and great shame tf 😭

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@ChrisLMiddleton

5 months

Oh, you thought he was done with #DHMelbourne ?? The madlad himself, @djclancy999 spent his morning abseiling Rod Laver Arena. Very cool, Dan!

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@ChrisLMiddleton

5 months

🚨Spotted rushing B🚨 @djclancy999 pushing for the plant guys, I need cover NOW

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

Yesterday was my last day at Catch after my role was made redundant. If you're looking for a Creative Content Producer experienced in directing, videography, video/audio editing, copy/script writing, organic social strategy & 💫MUCH MORE💫... Slide into my dms 😎

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@ChrisLMiddleton

4 months

Likes are private

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@ChrisLMiddleton

6 years

@jacksfilms The feel-good comedy of the year!

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@chris_notcapn Damn, that's crazy. Anyway, check out the sushi nori I made for a picnic last weekend 😍

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@ChrisLMiddleton

2 years

@LByock Me and the boys when a piece of media isn't part of a shared universe 🤮

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@ChrisLMiddleton

3 years

@DaveMilbo While you can't judge a book by its cover, I'm not convinced you can't absolutely judge a prick by the way they stand.

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@ChrisLMiddleton

9 months

@Oglokoog Sorry, I was in the shower

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@ChrisLMiddleton

1 year

Been a day of running into friends, then forgetting to get photo evidence with them 😭 What a start to #PAXAus , ready for a big Saturday! Pic by @iDave4321

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@ChrisLMiddleton

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Good boys deserve a Sunday cuddle 🥰

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