Chris C @ChrisJCav Twitter profile

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@waltermasterson Star Trek has always been political and “woke”. That’s why it’s so good. Maybe since most actors & performers travel outside their bubble and meet (or work with) people from different cultures, they learn we’re all the same. That kinda makes it impossible to support hateful

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@ThatEricAlper Dolly Parton 👍🏻 If she’s busy, Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman are backups.

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@JoJoFromJerz I asked ChatGPT to draw it

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@ArtCandee @adammocklerr Or - living outside your hometown, getting to know people from different nationalities, cultures and backgrounds… opens your mind up 👍🏻

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@Angry_Staffer What’s the “secret plan” some Republicans have been hinting about to sway / harm the election? Fake electors again?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Then there’s this (not sure of source)

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@mattyglesias You’re clearly not an expert at judging character

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@elonmusk I’ve seen no evidence of the Republican Party moving towards center. Do they even acknowledge anthropogenic climate change yet?

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3 years

@Marina_Save_EU @FedorovMykhailo @elonmusk Really easy to set up. Plug in the power, connect to its Wi-Fi network… that’s it 🤷🏻‍♂️ It points itself at a satellite and tracks automatically.

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@mattconvente @elonmusk I had one of those from a harmless post too

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@KamalaHarris This is awesome 👍🏻 but it’s time you acknowledged the worldwide leader in EVs (Tesla) already has the most American-made, safest, efficient, economical and fun cars on the market. You’re alienating millions of current & future Tesla customers just to appease UAW. Please fix 👍🏻

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@davidmweissman @AOC Also @AOC has facts on her side. All Fox has is shouting. They sure won’t make it easy, but if anyone can do this it’s @AOC 👍🏻

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@krassenstein If he becomes unable to do his job, we have @VP as backup. Maybe that’s what Republicans are really afraid of.

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@BMWGroup 40+ years and you still haven’t figured out it’s unviable for cars? 🤔

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@IcyPawsBarks @mcuban Walz: “If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don’t work.” Vance: “Oh baby your cushions are so soft 🤤”

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@CalltoActivism Liar 👍🏻 (anthropogenic climate change denier)

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Another #EV benefit: Using car as a garage heater while assembling snow blower 👍🏻🤓 @Tesla @elonmusk

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@waltermasterson That’s why the “Hollywood Elite” term was invented. It’s an attempt to discredit actors & performers who use their platform to highlight injustices. That’s also why MAGA only has washed up losers like Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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@KamalaHQ This is great, but how could anyone be undecided at this point? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@itsJeffTiedrich ^stollen

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@mayemusk Why would he be worried? The only reason he’d get a prison sentence is if he committed a crime. Has he? Unlike Donald, Kamala won’t try to persecute her political opponents.

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4 years

@elonmusk @jgrano305 @TeslaratiTeam @Teslarati Great! Guessing around $45k? 🤓

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@TheRickWilson One of the proposed @CommunityNotes is pretty good 😉

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3 years

A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit went to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", he replied.

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@elonmusk Dismissing “political correctness” is often just an excuse to say nasty or insulting stuff without consequence 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@AdamKinzinger Is it like Klingons are fine with the smell of other Klingons?

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@claudiamconwayy Does your mom actually feel that way, or are the @FoxNews dollars that persuasive?

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5 years

After 20,000 miles, the maintenance nightmare begins 🙄😀

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9 months

@krassenstein A few more details have emerged on the National Security Threat:

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9 months

Russia has infiltrated @x and replaced @elonmusk with a semi-sentient bot. For the past 18 months it’s been reliably spreading Kremlin talking points on @x , and periodically reposting random @tesla and @spacex content to feign authenticity. Nobody knows where the real @elonmusk

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@esjesjesj It had me until “couches”… similar to this gem

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1 year

@huamichaelchen @RottenInDenmark @PeterHotez @joerogan @RobertKennedyJr There’s no point “debating” a quack. He’s offered to meet again with @joerogan and / or @elonmusk - that should be plenty 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MarcoRPTesla @elonmusk It’s totally reasonable that drivers of lesser EVs should have to suffer; next time they’ll buy a Tesla 😎😉

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3 years

@SenSanders It depends if we support the leader in electric vehicles, batteries, solar etc, or demonize them until they leave the country 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@elonmusk I don’t recall the last time they did anything to actually *help* people 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@AesPolitics1 No. It’s not enough to just squeak out a win. Donald and his clown show will do everything they can (legally or otherwise) to flip it. We have to give Harris a massive, decisive win and flush all of Donald’s supporters from Congress.

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@farzyness @elonmusk 1. Find the middle ground. Try to unite, not divide. 2. If you have strong evidence of wrongdoing (from credible sources), present it clearly and without bias. 3. Apologize when you’re proven wrong. 4. Hurry up with Cybertruck.

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4 years

I’m saving this for posterity and never washing my phone again 🤤

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@RepTiffany It’s on the envelope. Surely you should know that? 🙄

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3 years

Drove a Model X for the first time today (loaner). Didn’t experience haughty notions of superiority, increased toxicity or obsessive criticism of repeater camera placement. I even waved at peasant Model 3 owners. What gives? 🤔 @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog

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3 years

@verge Some of the world’s best engineers are working on this. I expect they’re somewhat smarter than you.

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@iupdate Lightning was pretty fragile, and the contacts were prone to getting crappy.

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@MarcLobliner @esjesjesj If @elonmusk wants a free speech platform, he’s gotta accept getting trashed. This is exactly the engagement he wants 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ProjectLincoln Primarily @NPR and @BBC , but @NBCNews in a pinch 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MadScientistFF Coldplay. If tepid dishwater had a sound, that would be it.

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@erinbiba “I could care less” (which is just plain wrong)

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9 months

Russia has infiltrated @x and replaced @elonmusk with a semi-sentient bot. For the past 18 months it’s been reliably spreading Kremlin talking points on @x , and periodically reposting random @tesla and @spacex content to feign authenticity. Nobody knows where the real @elonmusk

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The US is facing national security threat from Russia? What do you think it is?

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@EdKrassen They still have their platform & image to protect, so probably didn’t want it too spicy. Regardless, De Niro’s views on Trump are spot on.

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3 months

@thejackhopkins It’s the only hope he has to avoid jail, so seems very unlikely he’ll drop out. Either way his attacks will only get more unhinged from here.

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@RedWave_Press @krassenstein He’d have no legal troubles if there was no evidence he’d committed crimes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@JoJoFromJerz Even worse - it’s an advertisement 🙄

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@davidmweissman @elonmusk Because he doesn’t verify his news sources, and amplifies whichever viewpoint gets more engagement?

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3 years

@daelmor @elonmusk And the Travel Channel to make it about travel and not fucking ghosts

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@johnastoehr @tbonier @billscher No, but we need to assume it’s accurate and vote the absolute shit out of this to guarantee Harris a massive win.

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3 years

@BernieSanders You should support Tesla & Musk rather than try to tear them down. Right now they’re doing more to combat climate change than you are.

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@JoJoFromJerz Few things eclipse the gullibility of Republican voters 👍🏻

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2 years

@elonmusk @SRuhle Could we get a proper apology, instead of one tagged to a post trying to make being in underwear a thing? 🙄

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@elonmusk @danielhoughton @anothercohen @iamharaldur Perhaps in future you can give more thought to your tweets? Some proper fact checking would go a long way 👍🏻

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@elonmusk @getpaidwrite Please give it a rest Elon 🙄 You’re being divisive with this “woke mind virus” nonsense. You have an opportunity to use your platform to unite. Fight for what you love, not against what you hate 👍🏻

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@Marina_Save_EU @FedorovMykhailo @elonmusk

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@drvolts Don’t let @elonmusk near it 😬😉

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@Emmmyalluu @ContraPoints Show the proof. You’ll have trouble because it doesn’t exist.

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@joncoopertweets Jack is Coach Beard

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@POTUS After meeting with UAW, it’d be great if you could mention @Tesla (who are the worldwide leader in EVs) and perhaps highlight them as an example of American innovation and leadership. They pay their employees well, despite not being associated with corrupt groups like UAW 👍🏻

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@lindayacc @elonmusk @DavidSacks @RonDeSantis It was a good experiment, but no substance and just softball questions and dubious opinions from @DavidSacks 🤷🏻‍♂️ So much wasted potential - hopefully better next time? 👍🏻

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@PlasmaB1 @ArtCandee @adammocklerr Generalizing people based on their race… there’s a word for that 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@PolarisEngineer @waltermasterson Maybe we should be calling them Ferengi instead of weird 😉

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@davidmweissman Looking forward to never hearing his BS again 💩😬

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@ArtCandee Politicians have been faking religiosity for decades, but Trump takes lying to a whole new level.

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@KenidraRWoods_ Mika asked me to send this selfie; I hope it helps a little. Report and block the assholes / trolls / bots, and put them behind you as soon as you can; they don’t deserve any of your time, energy or spirit.

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@yashar This must be how MAGA Republicans are created, and it’s borderline child abuse 😬

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@elonmusk @ray4tesla They were already in a bad way to be put on ventilators in the first place. Their chances of survival were extremely low.

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@edmunds @Tesla The only joke here is @edmunds 🙄

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@RpsAgainstTrump He only takes the crazy votes, and they were all in Trump’s camp anyway.

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@MaryLTrump Why hold anything back? If there’s relevant information it needs to be out there ASAP (assuming it’s been verified)

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@BillyM2k @elonmusk You mean because she’s not a convicted felon or alleged rapist? By itself that should be enough, but we live in weird times 🙄

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2 years

Can we get a feature-length episode with this guy @stevenmarkryan ?

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@whatsinside Replace wife with #Cybertruck . It’s maintenance free 👍🏻

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@FredericLambert He brought it entirely on himself. I now understand how so many can root for him to fail. Such a disappointment & waste 😕

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When was drag / rotate added? Only just found it (accidentally; thought it only worked when in gear) 🤔 @tesla

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@thejackhopkins If it’s bad news, we have a few beers & drown some sorrows, then put our boots on and get to work preventing Donald & R’s backward agenda at every turn. We’ve made too much progress to let these assholes drag us down.

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@GerberKawasaki @RealDanODowd First mistake was assuming Dan was acting in good faith 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@nathaliejacoby1 #3 of course. Also important you have the toilet paper in the correct orientation 👍🏻

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@JaJaDaBinx @SawyerMerritt I expect it’s not unprompted. More likely competitors etc have their ear, and they’re doing all they can to slow Tesla’s growing lead.

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@Angry_Staffer @RebornUnicorn1 My block list is somewhere over 2000 😂

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@mschlapp Lying about it won’t make her crimes go away

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@mschlapp She was convicted of four misdemeanors by a jury of her peers. She expressed no regrets for breaching the Capitol and claimed she was there “on assignment from God”. No matter the color of your skin, age, sex, or who you think you’re getting your orders from, you’re not above

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@Starlink Why does @x have anything to do with @Starlink ? Just because of the @elonmusk connection? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@VABVOX It seems the Trump grift is alive and well 🙄

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@s8n At least they’re all contained in the Republican Party. It should be easy to round them up.

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@RepJackKimble I knew Bob. He sucked ass for the 4 years he worked there. He used to eat on the job and throw his food at the wall when he got sad. It took weeks to scrub ketchup stains off the shelves. Also, when he was fired he persuaded a mob to ransack the store and shit on the Mario games

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@TristanSnell 🙄 You should correct this. Apparently @SpaceX donated over 3000 terminals (and provided the service for free, when it’s usually $110/mo). US gov purchased another 1500 terminals afterwards.

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@waltermasterson I sympathize with the OP / Reddit post, but the MAGA movement created this division. In the past, political leanings barely mattered for stuff like this, but now the Republican Party is tainted for a generation by enabling this clusterfuck. If they lose in November, they’d do

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@thirdrowtesla Pornhub obviously

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@SecretaryPete @SecGranholm @USDOT @ENERGY Yep! @Tesla is doing a great job. Hopefully the other automakers can catch up and start producing compelling EVs soon, ‘cos we need more of them at affordable prices 🤞🏻👍🏻

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@QChristenson @KamalaHarris Lithium is plentiful and pretty much everywhere. Maybe you mean cobalt? (which most battery makers are working to remove). Old batteries can be used for stationary storage. Finally, most materials can be recycled at end-of-life, creating a closed loop with few new materials 👍🏻

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8 years

Join me in supporting the Democratic Coalition via @actblue @funder @TheDemCoalition

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@Gerashchenko_en USA: The world witnessed a murder last night 👍🏻

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@Alloutnikhil @TeslaCharging Because they have longer cables to reach inferior EVs, and they don’t want them dragging on the ground 👍🏻

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