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Critically unfunny / priv: @chrisinaslay

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2015
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
[having sex] can we stop. You kicked my stuffed animal on the ground :(
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@ChrisInACrisis
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2 years
@wrahr91 @crystalwillseeu How far someone can fit their hand in someone’s ass
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 year
while you’re out there jerking it to boring ol’ porn i’m here maturbaiting to ideas, concepts. the idea of the horny grind most of you can’t conceptualize. Gooning with my brain and my heart
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
11 months
Oh yall watching porn? Well i’m reading smut
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
It’s so hard being a :3 in a :) world
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
10 months
@Anania00 I just knoww shinigami go crazy
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
Oomf dying in overwatch so much they have time to post pics….
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
i can never tuck because my cock is so huge ☹️
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
Just came to say if you’re single on valentines maybe it’s because you’re ugly as hell and meant to die alone idk
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
4 months
@gurreggg Oh he’s grung (greg and hung)
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
5 months
@speckvoices This vid is on Fleek! 🤣
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
OMG I GOT THE JOB!!! 😭😭😭
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 year
Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai’s alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,,, yikes. Also
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
Damm,, my boochie boochie meow meow really be out on the internet like that huh. Crazy
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
5 months
Donna Summer seeing the cake:
@mascarayde
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5 months
THEY REALLY JUST THREW HER OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN OOOOH MY BLOOD IS BOILINGGGGG
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
@OEthannnn @TheKandyMuse it’s is! @BIBLEGIRL222 is the 17th secret queen
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
In an effort to capture more onlyfans viewers I will be adding subway surfer videos under my videos
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
I GOT THE JOB!!!
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
Hiiii :3 (With the intention of ruining your hole)
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 year
PLEASEEE NOT ME BEING IN THE BACKGROUND 😭
@JakeWittich
Jake Wittich
1 year
Chicago Bulls legend Dennis Rodman went to @Roscoestavern last night, where he tipped drag queen @the_ari_gato a $100 bill. Read more on @BlockClubCHI
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
@factliker @wrahr91 @crystalwillseeu I was just explaing what it meant 🧐
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 years
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my th
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