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Chris Carruthers

@ChrisDerekCarr

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Looks aren't everything, but tell me I'm purty.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2014
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@ChrisDerekCarr
Chris Carruthers
3 years
I’m not a jock but I do own one
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4 years
The most positive I've ever felt about my body so imma show it off 😁🌈
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2 years
Don’t be fooled by my familiar side pose, flattering lighting and smile because I’m hungover and need hugs 😂
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2 years
Leg day was yesterday but the booty wanted to say hello tonight
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3 years
☁️ A grey look for a misty grey day ☁️
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2 years
Bum
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3 years
Anyone for a spot of tennis? 🎾
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2 years
🌞Morning🌞
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4 years
Time to get even gayer for your hateful ass 💃
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10 months
I’ve decided whoever the future boyf is (despite the fact I’m 30 saying this) will spend a Sunday with me watching the old cartoons we grew up with like Dexters Lab, Powerpuff Girls, maybe early SpongeBob, X-Men, Samurai Jack etc and eat lots of junk while we are at it
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3 years
Y’alright?
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3 years
I’m dripping 💦
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4 years
To all the people commenting on my weight, what I say to you is: I'm doing just fine. Don't deflect your own insecurities and focus on yourself. I'm on a fitness journey rn and I'm feeling good.
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3 years
I got the snip today. Just the hair don’t worry The beard has been kept due to popular demand 😂
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3 years
Twunky
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2 years
Another groundbreaking selfie. Just here to say I’m feeling happy today and the sun is shining
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1 year
I feel a bit more healthy and positive today
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4 years
Just gonna go to Tesco like this, wanting anything?
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3 years
Blinded
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2 years
Curvature
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2 years
Bum The Sequel
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2 years
👋
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11 months
Just a wee hello
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Chris Carruthers
10 months
Had a lovely moment where a member of the LGBTQIA+ community saw my badge and complimented it. I told them I was gay, we shared a laugh about my singledom 😂 and I felt them start to open up and feel more comfortable. Really glad I don this badge
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1 year
I had a great wee time for my 30th
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2 years
The hair is serving
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4 months
H-O-T-T-O-G-O 💇‍♂️🪩
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2 years
Monday Morning by Melanie Fiona
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8 months
Dune 2 Interval Photo
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2 years
I’ve literally deleted this three fucking times deciding if I like it or not but fuck it. Just taking this picture before I eat loads of crap at Christmas and I think this is the point where I start bulking. I always feel crap about my body when I’m bulking but i want mass
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2 years
Alexa play Monday Morning by Christina Aguilera
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2 years
I’ve had these for ages. Now starting to bulk so the legs and butt will be getting bigger, as will my belly 😂
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2 years
Vacancy opened for a Christmas Boyfriend. Everyone in my family has a partner but me so I’m looking for a boyfriend. Room for progression to become permanent after trial period of being Christmas Boyfriend. Apply within. Find attached pictures of chump you’ll be lumbered with
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4 months
Anybody else feel the need to dance to Kesha Joyride in a club
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2 years
Ask Me Anything. I didn’t realise I could this on Twitter.
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4 years
For the first time in years, I am no longer on any dating apps. I've always been single and I'd like that to change one day, but sometimes I feel like dating apps make me more judgemental in the way I view people and for now I think it's good for my mental health to be off them.
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2 years
I like my towels Chun Li style
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9 months
Flash! Ahhhhhhh! This piercing means I am now officially cool just so you know 😎⚡️
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1 year
Nothing is quite like the confidence boost you get from a haircut. Getting all griddy on your asses
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2 years
Can we have some commotion for the dress, I mean beard
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3 years
Just do it… in your pants
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3 years
Felt cute, probs delete later. I thought I had cute hair
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3 years
Feeling cute and cuddly.
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1 year
Yes a selfie in the actual gym If you have to take a selfie or it didn’t happen then this is the first time I’ve ever gymmed 😂
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2 years
My little sister said to me once “why do you always lift you arm behind your head in photos?” … 🙄😂 Shut up you and let me pose for attention 😂
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3 years
A pointless selfie to break up the depressively sad life tweets 😅
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4 months
Outfit from last night Posted to my close friends insta story asking if I looked okay Aaaannnd it was absolutely wasted tbh and I’m getting bored of clubbing But anyway abs so yay
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10 months
The Workout Before Christmas 💀
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Chris Carruthers
3 years
Me and my wee grumpy cuddle buddy
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3 years
Don’t you love it uncut...you know the photo 👀😇
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Chris Carruthers
4 years
I know I sound like a broken record, but wear a mask. It's a sign of respect
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4 years
I love clear transparent non-coloured showers.
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2 years
I bought a designer cut mens vest because I’m a designer cut… emmm man
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2 years
💔 I need hugs today I don’t like being messy on here but sometimes I feel like I don’t have many people to reach out to. I’m a teary mess this morning. Heartbroken again. I only ever wanted to meet someone who cares for me like I care for them but it’s not to be 😢
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3 years
It’s a beauty spot okay! Stop looking at it
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2 years
Snappled
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2 years
A big smile where I don’t look like a plonker. That’s a turn up for the low achieving books
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10 months
Boxing Day at Grandmamas
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