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Chris 🎬

@ChrisCarpineti

10 months

I think at this point I'm on this bird-app out of habit, but as that could change, find me elsewhere: 📸 🧵 🔵 🎬

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Me when my extrovert batteries run out 🙃

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7 years

It's been about a year since this absolute ****ing gem of a story 👌

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5 years

Wow, the new Doctor Who series looks WILD 🤯

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5 years

I can't stop laughing at this spinny jelly-boi 😂

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

Did you know some books have secret paintings on the edges of their pages that you can see by aligning them just right?? 🤯

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

Not to be dramatic, but I think this interactive sand map that shows changing topography is one of the coolest things I've ever seen 😱 #science #geography

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5 years

This will be the best seven seconds of your day right here 🙊

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1 year

Oh wow, I found where it happened

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3 years

Obsessed with this Biblically accurate angel 😍😱

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2 years

My new favourite TikTok 😂

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

The handsomest boy 🥹🌈🎀🐾

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Chris 🎬

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1 year

Bold words from someone who appears to identify as a Roald Dahl villain

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Yesterday Vs Today

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Chris 🎬

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7 years

Wow, it's almost like people prefer to come out on their own terms. 🚮

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Sometimes, life is art.

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Correction: London bus full of passengers who cannot avoid public transport when told to return to work, you know, to earn a living. .Gov narrative of shifting the blame to the public in full swing.

Sky News

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4 years

Buses in London are packed with passengers this morning, despite the govt asking people to avoid public transport if possible when the #coronavirus lockdown eased. Follow live as England gets back to work:

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Oh FFS what did Lara Croft steal this time 🤦‍♂️

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

I aim to be at least this relaxed all day ☺️

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

3D Jelly Tetris is so relaxing 🥰

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Chris 🎬

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1 year

9 years together today! Permit the soppiness, because my life changed for the better in so many ways, and honestly, I love him more each day. 😘🥂

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

Needed it tbh 💇🏻‍♂️

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Chris 🎬

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10 months

@oldenoughtosay Oh, oh no, oh this is glorious 😂

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

In my happy place ☀️🥰

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

3 years ago today we tied the knot, and I’m still enraptured! 🥰

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

This breaks my brain! Animation made for @theAstroholic #RealBlackHole 🤯🤯🤯

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

I think a very confused pirate tried redecorating our street with spray paint today.

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3 years

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Big day. Everyone, meet our boy Llywelyn (Clue) the corgi 🥺♥️

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

I finally changed my name: I’m now officially & legally a Carpineti! 📑🥰

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

*Stares in stunned gay silence*

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

@4dpmass “Recipe for Chicken Soup: When my great aunt was evacuated to the countryside during the war...”

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

4 years since we wed in Italy 📸♥️

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

“As per my previous email..”

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5 years

Caption this.

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Can't get over this cute Piglet Squid 😍

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Five years ago today, surrounded by friends and family, I married the man who always inspires and supports me. I couldn’t be luckier. 🥰

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

My morning:

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Hi, I’m Nigel. You might remember me from my classic hit “I hate it when those bloody foreigners meddle in our politics”.

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Chris 🎬

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7 months

Murray Gold scoring the music in The Church on Ruby Road 🎄🤯 @bbcdoctorwho

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

“Wanna check the logo design before we print it?” “Nah, it’ll be fine.”

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2 years

I love him so much 🥹

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Chris 🎬

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7 years

I have never identified so strongly with an animal

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

#tbt 16 year old me Vs now. I’ve changed a bit. 🙈

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Chris 🎬

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6 months

Ten years ago we met on Twitter. One geeky interaction that changed my world. 😘

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Chris 🎬

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1 month

Face of a guy who just finished paying off his student loan debt 🥲🥳

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Having such a cute evening on the balcony with my boys 🥰

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

Strong *me* energy

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Is there anything more awe-inspiring than footage of actual volcanic eruptions? Credit: Martin Rietze 🤯🌋

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

2020 DOES NOT NEED GIANT ROBOT TENTACLES HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM SCI FI

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Isn’t this how The Last Of Us started?

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

I rarely post about exercise, but it’s Friday and the Sun’s out out, so hi 💪

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

Can we just take a moment? #TombRaider 1996 & 2018 😍😍😍

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

I have no words, this video should not have to exist.

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Back to my roots 💇🏻‍♂️

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Tag yourself, I'm Moldova 💎✨

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Absolutely had to make this my #NewProfilePic

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

My 7 year anni of moving to London🎈

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

NASA translated the stars in this image into frequencies to make this amazing cosmic music, and I'm just 🤯🙏

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Chris 🎬

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11 months

Five years ago today I went to my first festival at Green Man. Hiraethu, take me baaaack 🥰🎶🍹🌮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

7.5 years together today 🥰

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

It was time! 💇🏻‍♂️

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Can.. can it see the sounds? 🙀

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4 years

Cat playing theremin you’re welcome

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

2 years ago today was our Italian wedding ceremony! 🥰

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2 years

This is now a mononykus fanpage 🥹 #PrehistoricPlanet

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

This looks like some sort of subaquatic hell pit an evil corporation is using to try and summon Cthulhu

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3 years

Dubai is seeing me sooner than I thought

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5 years

It turns out video games aren't all that unrealistic after all! 😳

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Timeline cleanse 🐾♥️

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

Needed a trim 💇🏻‍♂️

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4 years

This is a Final Fantasy spell

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Chris 🎬

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7 years

So you've got a supermarket? That don't impress me much.

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Boris Johnson fleeing to Mexico

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Oh WOW 😱

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5 years

A beautiful, 165 million year old fossil octopus from France. The preservation is stunning!!! (Image Kruta et al. 2016) #FossilFriday

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

This is like when it’s nearly the end of your shift and you shrug and say “Can’t help you mate, I’ll pass it over to my boss though.”

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

@JimMFelton Just don’t let the Game of Thrones writers near it.

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

@NoMansSky On a similar note I once saw a sign in English/Welsh which stated 'Parking around the corner will cost £1 per hour'. The Welsh translation said the same, but added that another parking space in the other direction was free. 😂

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Chris 🎬

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3 years

Husband burrito 🌯

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Chris 🎬

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6 years

All right, which one of you told them the secret of the gay agenda?

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Omg this is the best meme ever 🤣

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

So proud! 🥲 🌟♥️

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

“They’re just good friends”

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

I finished #RatchetClankRiftApart and wow, what a game. Full of heart and charm and humour, packed with epic action. I haven't been so satisfied with a game like this in ages! @insomniacgames

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Romans really know how to relax 😏

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Good evening London 😍

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

When my niece and nephew were ages 4 and 7 they were told that I, a man, was in a relationship with another man. Their response was basically: “Oh okay. What’s for dinner?”

BBC Question Time

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Our final question is about learning about relationships at school. #bbcqt

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

Ten years apart, I love this song 🤗🎮

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Chris 🎬

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4 years

I hit Level 33! 🎂🙌

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Clue wishes the stairs wouldn’t move.

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Chris 🎬

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7 years

Some of my favourite photos from our wedding! ♥️

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Chris 🎬

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2 years

Merry Christmas, Buon Natale, a Nadolig Llawen, from our family to yours 🥰🎄🐾

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6 years

#TombRaider

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7 years

I don’t know who’s in charge of @Poundland ’s twitter but give them a raise!

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Chris 🎬

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5 years

Whoa! #Dracula on BBC is great! So entertaining, visually awesome. A real gripping re-imagining, with some truly terrifying effects and some very Christopher Lee throwback moments! Nicely done! Can’t wait to see where this goes. Also Agatha is hilarious. 👏