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Anomaly. Recluse. Cynic. Vintage.

Joined February 2020
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@Chizymaestro
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
@Elkrosmediahub I've never believed this. And I probably never will. A piece of glass or plastic outside your eye will change the anatomy of your eye ball that is inside your head. I've accepted my fate. Glasses until the end.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
@fazfunkie @chibby_kay For real. Na connection them dey take get ukwa for occasion
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
5 months
Not all heroes wear capes; Sometimes they wear waist beads.
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@Chizymaestro
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1 year
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@_Joshxxo
✞JOSH🧸
1 year
Quote this tweet with a picture of yourself you took in July.
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@Chizymaestro
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4 years
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Dark Knight File
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@Chizymaestro
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10 months
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@bishop_bisa
CAPITAL GUY
10 months
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
TGIF
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
@mazpa_md I knew someone would post this one day. Just a matter of time
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Play a Terry G hit right now in a gathering and see how guys go sing word for word. That is legendary.
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
2 years
How good was he in his prime?
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@Chizymaestro
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5 years
@claranichole @royzkingin Cosigned. Strawberries are overhyped
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
One of my favourite pictures from last year. Lots of love
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
A short story.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Just getting home from 8 hours of laughter, food, paintball, driving, music and park rides. I'm so tired. @bishop_bisa @TheVodina @Gwazavictoria @me_folorunsho I love you guys and we definitely gonna do this again.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Yep. He's a Blinder.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
8 months
The plan is to turn someone's daughter into Nwunye Odogwu. So help me God.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Sometimes, home is a person. Not a place
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
Anomaly detected
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
10 months
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
10 months
Lets see any Random Picture / video of you 🤲🏾
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
5 years
@AlmightyEvanz @FeralJack_ Lwkm. Looks very possible
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Age is no guarantee of maturity
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
Grab your copy
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
1 year
Single ,Unmarried & Divorced people Drop a pic, Married stay away from us please. 🙏🏾🤲🏾
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
6 months
This place gave me awesome friends
@abujastreets
Abuja Streets
6 months
Where’s this location? #Abujastreets
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
At this point, all I can say is: I shall fight another day
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4 years
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@TheRuqayyah
Design Queen 👩‍💻❤️✨
4 years
Fine men on my TL, Quote with JPEGs of you ❤️
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
@David_pattt @chuddyOzil you remember year one when we had one bloody workshop practice and we all had to sit like this?
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
We didn't start the fire, We just want an end to it all #EndSARS
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
I just washed my glasses and it feels like my eyes have increased their resolution.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
6 months
I'm replaying the events of last night; One moment I'm enjoying the best milkshake in my life and the next moment, someone is proposing on my left. I felt all kind of things.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
@_Ortodox Omo, your visa application don get k leg o
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Funny thing happened this morning. I ran. First time, since my injury.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
I no go cross this door until Wednesday. Any small thing, savings or current.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
@NzubeEzudo Aswear. Some people just don't understand the meaning of sacrifice and leadership. The ultimate example of it is in parenting. They think it's by mouth. Try controlling a group of animals and see how hard it is, talk more of humans. Smh.
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4 years
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
I'm at a point in my life where I'm chasing only about three things: Peace of mind, genuine laughter/smiles and money.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
I woke up this morning, with the urge to buy things for people I care about
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Chizy
3 years
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@Divineze
KiNG D!V!NE Esq
3 years
Can we have a Bearded Men Thread?? 🦁 I’ll go first
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@Chizymaestro
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2 years
Calories 😎
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3 years
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
I laughed and ate to my full
@bishop_bisa
CAPITAL GUY
2 years
Yesterday I hosted a picnic with some of the most Amazing people I've met here. Thanks guys, yesterday was fun Special thanks to @TheVodina My host 😂 @Chizymaestro big support @abuja_baby games @RealDaniel_OG cake 🤭 @Kory_Babatope with the vibes 😂 @KingLoore & @LateeftheShyboy
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
I'm blessed. There's just no other way to put it.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
@tweetsbyzyl Lmao. The first example of such that came to my mind is gonna make you delete this tweet. Trust me, this is a wrong assumption.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
I know a country in which the madness is mad
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
There are instances when closure is not necessary. Put a bandage on it and keep moving.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Vacation next year. So help me God.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
5 years
Oya na. You wanna reach heaven quickly abi?
@maziibe_
Ibe
5 years
So I want to ask if this hand sanitizer is safe for consumption? I mean I can’t be walking around with something that contains over 60% alcohol and not taste it. This one i have even smells like strawberry. Strawberry flavored vodka with a touch of Aloe Vera.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
You forgot money draining
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Chizy
3 years
House party >>>>Clubbing
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
My Dear, Find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Ride on, Pastor
@oku_yungx
Oku
2 years
If you must eat, eat from a clean plate.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
@BannyBeyond @Tevin8r @MuriukiEugene Rich dot com. The mad genius from Blindspot show
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
@The_Nenye Extreme prank. Last time my glasses even broke by accident, someone had to change travel plans. And one son of a gun wants to play with my sight? I'll deprive you of one sense organ so you know what its like
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Chizy
5 months
I'm not lucky, I'm blessed
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
There is nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually, you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares. And everyday when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think about. Until one day, it’s the second.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
6 months
Yesterday evening is in the list of favourite moments of 2024 already.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
I actually wanna go eat at a restaurant, but my partner in crime is fasting!!!
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
5 years
Rough start
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Some people don't understand that, most times, some people are best left alone. Especially if you ain't a close friend or family.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
Strange Week it is
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Its November. I'm not one for happy new month. But its November. Of 2020. A year that has had ups and downs. I'm thankful to the Almighty.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
Our 30s were supposed to be like our 20s but with some extra bucks to spend/spare; E reach our turn, Nigeria no gree read script.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Truth is: I've spent far more time with food than with women. And if you think I'm crazy, ask yourself which love is more sincere? Food or woman. 🤭
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Better were the days when mastery ... came not from bargains struck with ... creatures, but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
You've been in too many corollas. Get yourself a range, homie!!
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
4 years
There is no premium pussy anywhere. The illusion is in your head.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
One Night in Bangkok. Simple flowing dialogue, and a very smooth performance by @Mark_Dacascos
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
Celebrity Worship
What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
If I carry this thing show for office, I fit collect chieftaincy
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Chizy
6 months
Anything for that peace in your heart. Anything.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
No to go watch John Wick 4.... coz I need a distraction
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
This is gonna be an interesting year. Only 3 things are on my list for the year.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
Nigerians evolved over time. Just not in the same direction as the rest of the world.
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3 years
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
When I was younger, I was taught that "some give by going". A person who can't value the presence of another and prefers the monetary substitute is simply a mercenary.... he or she will move on from that friendship the moment someone richer comes along
@chidera_nora
Wildcard 🦋
1 year
It is so unfunny how people don't rate support that is not monetary. U could travel from Lagos to Aba 4 their occasion, & when they mention their supporters, it's those who sent them money that'd make the list. They rate 5k alert over u taking d risk of travelling for their sake.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
Maybe
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
When sh** hits the fan, every human will have one priority: personal survival.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Chukwu agozigo gi
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
10 months
Omo, that Igbo bride part during Abuja wedding party was epic.... E remain small, the bride for give @ovusbaba the palmwine 🤣
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Chizy
3 years
If you finish watching The Night comes for us all and you see Joe Taslim on the road, you'll do a U-turn.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
What makes a man good? And what makes a man bad? What is the deciding factor? Is it a trait we see and admire, or our subconscious deciding without a reason? Or is it our emotions pulling a stunt on us? Or is it society and all its demands? Who wrote the rules on "perfection"?
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Chizy
4 years
@NzubeEzudo @sayfay_ Lmao. You sef eh
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
7 months
Bigger question is, where to get these?
@Juravim
Kelvin ✌️
7 months
How would you step out for that all white party? ❤️😍🤍
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Nuclear Awareness #stepupandmovenuclear
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
I don't wanna be a digital Jesus
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
Heaven has its way of rewarding us
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Next election go be Trial by combat.... May the strongest man win. Coz I Don tire
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Chizy
3 years
Gosh, I really want more out of life. I don't like ordinary. There, I said it!
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
8 months
I love Andrea Bocelli, but this is 🤭
@The_Chidimma
Chidinma
8 months
And this, my friends, is why you should only attend Andrea Bocelli's concerts... He can't even look at your girl 🤷‍♀️
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
1 year
Nothing beats the company of good friends
@kayzywizzzy
A.K.A🤡
1 year
Aside from money, what makes you genuinely happy ?
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Chizy
7 months
I don't think Closure is a prerequisite for healing
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
I have moments when I'm numb to emotions. Bad thing is, they seem to come at the wrong times. 🙆🏿‍♂️
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
11 months
And then Mom showed up at my doorstep on a Friday Night. Unannounced.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 months
Me rn
@abujastreets
Abuja Streets
4 months
Friday night! Don’t be at home, go out and be a hero… go and rescue some liquors trapped in bottles. 🫵🏽
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
2 years
Sometimes I see a text from someone, and I can predict the content of such message with a 95% accuracy. And I won't open it.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
@DrMartinUrology I'm not a doctor. Didn't go near medical school. But I've heard about him.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
July was supposed to be the magic month. The month it all happened. I guess destiny didn't get the memo.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
4 years
What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don’t live up until their death. Bukowski.
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@Chizymaestro
Chizy
3 years
Looks like today is a lazy day. I'm looking for a reason to leave my bed.
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