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@ChipChipperson

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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsssss FUUUK YEAHHH
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
CHIP should be part of a long term solution, not a 30 Day, or short term, extension!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss practising social DISTANSing you CANT TOUCH THIS!! #DontTouchThis
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss yo @AnthonyCumiacm suck my YOU-KNOW-WHAT you piece of S!!! And @JimNorton yore such a dry drunk that dry ice is like โ€œyo, that muuug needs some moistureโ€!!! Tsss SEE? Iโ€™m Funnee!!! Now someone set a single mic up on a McDonaldโ€™s counter and lets fuggin DO THIS!!!!!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tssss YO check out the BOTTLE TOPPLE CHALLENGE I fukkin NAILED i #bottler , #challinge , #kick , #kicker , #karate
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss a message for the CHIP ARMEY from KING CHIPPERSON @TBSNetwork #TournamentOfLaughs , #ChipArmey
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss hadda chill time chillin with my mane man Larry Keydis at the fuggin matches
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tsss YO my new podacast episode is out I gotta get a buncha retweetโ€™s and at leest 8 likes!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
tsss workin on a EMANEM disst rack as we SPEAK: YO EMANEM, Iโ€™m feelin all dandy YO EMANEM yore name sounds like CANDY YORE Slim SUNNY And Iโ€™m Chippah SHADY Iโ€™m fukkin throwin out more rhymes then TOM FUKKIN BRADY #ripnickcannon .
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss donโ€™t tuch my PECKA
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tssss someone took my car
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
tss hey @JimNorton stop HATIN me cuz I don't suck peckas too. i got VARRIFYED so how about a Rtweet
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
Tssss CHIPPY BROWN. Whys everybuddy always pickin on ME??? Another HALAREOUS VIDEO! #Music , #jokes
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tsss I fukkin rocked at comicks con
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss I gess that means NO LAFFter
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss I'm NUMBER WON
@robertkelly
Robert Kelly
4 years
This is the end of the fucking world.
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
9 years
Tsss imma Sick fukkin puppy
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss @TBSNetwork is offering Chippah 5 STARS! (even thow I'm a star alreddy)THEY'RE TREATIN ME LIKE YESTERDAYS TOMATAHS #ChipArmey , #TournamentOfLaughs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tsss yo @iamcolinquinn wanna come on my Podacast? Tsss NOT
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss YO the Redskins are changin thayre name. How about the Washington POLITICIANS or sumpthin? Or what about the Washington MUCKITYMUCKS or sumpthin? Or the Washington FATCATS or sumpthin? or what about the Washington TRAFFICJAMS tssss RT and have fun with it
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
TONIGHT AT 10PM on @TBSNetwork you can vote for me. I'm making my NETWORK DEBEWT. . It's a matter of LIFE AND DEATH
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tsss HIGH everybuddy happy 420 Day!! Hope everybuddy is enJOINTing themselves tssss. I bought a buncha POTs and pans and shiznit. Now I gotta pick some WEEEDs and HIGHbernate until 4:20 or sumpthin
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss @robertkelly gets a talkin to from the real boss. BREAKIN CHOPS!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss dilly dilly, what are we a buncha PICKELS or sumpthin ??
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
The premier episode of LYLEโ€™S SMORGOSBORG, a nice show about food. This episode feetures CHIPPERSONโ€™S MEDLEY, a DELISHIOUS plate of fun treats!!! ENJOY!!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss TONITE on @TBSNetwork . VOTE from 10pm -10am tomorrow. Text CHIP to 73596. CHIPPERSON - More Than Just A Warlock #TournamentOfLaughs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss fukkin HOMERUN NORMANDE
@marknorm
mark normand
6 years
A good name for synthetic marijuana: โ€˜Crock Pot.โ€™
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsssss PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECKAS PECK
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
@TheRealOJ32 Tsss yo you doin any more NAKED gun movies ?
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tssss. Yo that looks like a YUMOR BALLOON floating and shiznit
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss MAY the force be with you. happy MAY 1st everybody
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss i hope @TBSNetwork doesn't force me to ADMINASTER DISSIPLINE. sunday night the Chipperson juggernot returns #ChipArmey #TournamentOfLaughs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss whats up party peeple Iโ€™m goin to eat some stuffin with raisins and ice cold gravy and shiznit. Chippy Sez - Donโ€™t try to turn the car on with a fuggin TURkey tsss
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss look im a fuggin TERD
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss TONIGHT on @TBSNetwork my path to vicktory CONTINUES!! or TEXT CHIP to 73596 from 10pm tonight (Sunday) until 10am tomorrow (Monday) You can VOTE TWICE! #ChipArmey #TournamentOfLaughs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss yo everyone been askin about my NEW JOB I can tell you what it is but Iโ€™ll say GOOD MORNING AMERICA soon. Tssss fuggin welcome MATT is out for the Chippah
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tssss cool streat
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
TONITE is the final episode of #TournamentOfLaughs and even though thares no more votin, the CHIP ARMEY HAS MADE DADDY HAPPY. @TBSNetwork better respect the CHIP ARMEY or corprolls will become genrals. #ChipArmy #Peckas
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss yo on the first day of CHIPMAS my true love Gave to me, a fukkin PECKA in a pare tree
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
Tssss look I KNOW the Corona BEER VIRUS has everyone all bummed. Heres a fukkin halareous FREE video to make you forget about the Carona BEER VIRUS. CHIPPARIFFIN to the rescue!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss YO this is the most important vote of our LIVETIMES. sunday nite. A smile from Chipper will be yore reward
@TBSNetwork
TBS Network
4 years
The competition is only heating up, folks ๐Ÿ”ฅ Tune in for the second round of #TournamentOfLaughs tomorrow at 10/9c on TBS!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tssss YO @JoeBiden thats chill. Go to and get yoreself a shirt dawg
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss @AnthonyCumiaxyz @Keiththecop you sock cuckas shood give me 90 fuggin perscent i'll get you more subs than a fukkin NAVEY
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss YO thair countin votes so SLOW that by the time thair done countin votes its gonna be time for another PRESIDENT ELECTION because thair countin votes so slow. #Yumor , #VoteAmounts , #JokesAndVotes
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss say hello to the fukkin new mayer of memetown
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
Tsss CHECK OUT THIS VIRAL PRANK This woman is NOT AN ACT-TRESS!! #ViralPranks , #Laffter
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss me and Jennifer Anaston broke up and somone funkiness FILMMED IT. Please respect are privacy
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
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tsss Tim WALTS whats he fukkin dancin around in a buncha circles or sumpthin?
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
tss i'm TYRED of every person I ever werked with makin up BOOOWSHIT abowt me. It's a fuggin Conspiracie thay all tawked it over. I'm fukkin funnee, I don't trip over fukkin punchlines all clumsy and shiznit
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
CHIPPIN AND SKIPPIN
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
tss YO SOCK CUCKAS my 100redth fuggin eppisode is CUMMIN soon. get reddy to laff your BALLS Off
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tssss I shood run for president cause Iโ€™m a MASTER DEBATTER
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss YO Gwenyth Paltrow has a candle that smells like her fukkin cooter. I bet itโ€™s gonna SMELL LIKE THE OCEAN OR SUMPTHIN! Fukkin HOMERUN CHIPPERSON
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss how come everyone says Haply new year insted of GO FUCK YORSELF OLD YEAR? Like why not just tell 2017 to fuggin PISS OFF or sumpthin
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss yo my computer aksed me to clear my cookies. I was like YO I didn't even eat the little muuugs. RT #ChipArmey #MajorFukkinLAFFS
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
TSS chillin with my homey and the dog
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss YO DJ Khaled doesnt lick his wifeโ€™s cooter. Tsss i bet heโ€™d lick it there was MUSIC COMIN OUT OF IT. RT for fukkin laffs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss yo @iamcolinquinn happy berthday. How old are you 600 YEARS OLD or sumpthin? (Tsss Iโ€™m chippin you Colly)
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss i wonder when Dwayne from What's Happening gets tired he goes, 'Yo i'm tuckered outi think i'm gonna hit the HAY HAY HAY' tsss RT and enjoy with frends
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tsss why do fukkin chickens fuck with thare fukkin faces? Cause thare fukkin PEKKAS are on a thare fukkin faces!!!!! #NationalTellAJokeDay
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
Tsss CHIPPERSONโ€™S MONALOGGโ€™S. For your entertainment I will do POWERful monaloggs. This is Walter White from BREAKING BAD!!! #Actors , #Meth
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
Tsss YO im goin live on twotter in a coupple of minutes with important information
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tssss ware do peepel with giant PEKKAS go?
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tssss YO of I was on that plane Iโ€™d be crakkin everyone up swingin the light saver around yellin โ€œTsss Iโ€™m a PRO you buncha WOOKIES โ€œ TRAVVY FORCEMUFFINZ
@travistefft
Travis Tefft
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Iโ€™m the only person on this flight with a lightsaber so I guess itโ€™s up to me if shit goes down
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss Yo Cosby is gilty - I hope he likes eatin POODIN POPS in jale
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss donโ€™t blam ME
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tssss just flertin @notsam
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Itโ€™s Podacast you fukkin embarrising fruit
@JimNorton
Jim Norton
5 years
For anyone interested, the new @ChipChipperson Podcast is now up. If you're not interested, I understand.
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
3 years
tsss the research is about how big my PECKA IS
@ReutersPolitics
Reuters Politics
3 years
Factbox: Biden jobs plan includes $50 billion for chips research, manufacturing
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss hay hay sock cuckas tomorrow night my 4th of July speciel comes out
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss gw'on now. VOTE FOR DADDY. text CHIP to 73596
@TBSNetwork
TBS Network
4 years
. @ChipChipperson is the guy your girl told you not to worry about. #TournamentOfLaughs
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
9 years
Tsss @OpieRadio and @AnthonyCumia are arguin like to chicks over my fukkin PECKA #ChippinAintEasy
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
TONIGHT my fukkin HalloWEENIE episode will scare yore pecka off. , YouTube. @AnthonyCumiaxyz , @erockradio
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss hay @realDonaldTrump Iโ€™m VERRAFIEYED how about a follow back? We cood DM jokes to each uther
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss wait WHAT? Tsss read it a cuople times youโ€™ll get it
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tssss @jbrandstein johnnnnny branmuffinz stinkin up the place
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss on the 6th day of CHIPMAS my true love gave to me -6 drippy cooters, 5 fuggin titties 4 thumbs up 3 devil horns 2 bags of turds and a PECKA in a pare tree
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
4 years
tsss why do they call it GOIN to bed, it's not like BED IS A TOWN or sumpthin! @TBSNetwork better take Sgt General Chipperson to PROMO TOWN or the Chip Armey will brake down thayre walls with LAFFTER. #ChipArmey #PromosForChipperson #DeloresHasGout
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
Tssss @realDonaldTrump Yo my dude lets grab a brewski
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss yo @notsam you ever herd of a HAIRDO? Thatโ€™s a fuggin hairDONT just chippin ya babe
@jimandsamshow
Jim & Sam
5 years
Thanks to @RealKiefer for stopping by and talking to @notsam this morning on #JimAndSam !
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tssss FAWWWK YEAH! dvvv dvvv dvvv
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tssss fuggin @RichVos wonโ€™t do the Podacast. Probibly two busy eatin cheese PECKAS. Tsss Chip Armey ATACK tsss
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss whatโ€™s up SOCK COCKAS Iโ€™m here in Londin hope I donโ€™t put on any POUNDS. Tsss Iโ€™ll put a shrimp on the barbie for ya!
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tsss yo I herd puxatawny Jerry saw his pecka so it wonโ€™t be cold no more dvvv dvvv
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
6 years
LoOk - I SEa WooLfVes APRELL FHALLS
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
3 years
tsss fuuukkk yeah me and @CompoundBoss are doin Rogah. They BEGGED me. @joerogan
@blobmorechairs
morechairs
3 years
I just got an advanced early episode of @ChipChipperson and @CompoundAmerica @CompoundAmerica on the #joeroganpodcast . Chip chipperson got so zooted and was so hilarious that #joerogan begged him to be his permanent cohost. #joeroganexperience #dontletmeforgetthatidanced
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
8 years
Tsss hay @robertkelly STOP liking my pitchers
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
5 years
Tsss I been on Cameo ALL FUKKIN DAY. Stupid Norton wants to blow his fukkin brains out. GOOD.
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The Chip Chipperson Show
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
7 years
Tssss check me out im PIGGISH
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@ChipChipperson
The Chip Chipperson Show
9 years
Tsss hit one for the chipper http://t.co/tCg2dDFM44
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