David Jennings @ChilliDoor Twitter profile

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@NoContextBrits @duolingo 🇬🇧 English 🇺🇸 English (Simplified)

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@ShitpostGate If they're swearing in the code comments they're angry enough to care about code quality

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@WorstGirlEva Calvin should be glad his dad didn't use the record to show how some infinites are larger than others, lol

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@Bran_the_Onion Top Gear tried to kill one, and they had a tough time of it

Killing a Toyota Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC

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@DudespostingWs $10 for 22kg of cheese is an amazing deal. He probably saved about $500

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@chiitan7407 @Kaiser249150347 @BRICSinfo Based Chiitan.

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@UpdatingOnRome The aim of the square bullets was to "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization" 😅

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@PirateSoftware

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@cnviolations This dude has to milking CN for the attention

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@ssundeefan1738 @PandasAndVidya Look at the way that disc slid down his arm. He's got that cyber rizz

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@PandasAndVidya The Media Literates are at it again, are they?

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@ShitpostGate A Warthunder April Fool's game mode that goes fucking hard but is never revisited ever again

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@Indefinity007 @ShitpostGate

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@ShitpostGate

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@PandasAndVidya Get a fully body DBZ tattoo, you'll get +100 against cartels and turbo-otaku Yazuka

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@ShitpostGate A pity she's not listening to the superior version

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Say what you will about True Crime podcasts but they have exposed just how incompetent the average cop is

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Just listened to a podcast called 13 Alibis about a man who spent 20 years in prison for a murder he didn’t commit. The journalist investigating it asked the police if they ever interviewed the THIRTEEN people who said they saw the suspect in a completely different state at the

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@knowyourmeme I've even seen one of these geezers at an ice hockey match, drum and all. I'm waiting for one to eventually pop up at Wimbledon 😂

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@_Darthsoldier_ Well, there is an unfortunate historical precedent for it, lol

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@cnviolations "in front of your mother in law" is oddly specific... 😂

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I've seen this stat used as a "gotcha" a few times, but it's based on @backblaze 's usage of consumer-grade hard drives in their datacentres. These drives are pushed to their limits, meanwhile average users will find that their drivers can last over a decade.

Programmer Humor

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ifOnlyThey

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@nobody_wv @ShitpostGate Someone drowned in the water tank, IIRC

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@Dogen The timing of the Sonic coin drop sound effect was perfect

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@planefag It got circumcised :(

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@DrunkDilloPress Why is there a dude in a wheelchair in a world with magic healing spells?

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@womenpostingws That's pretty based.

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@bigbigpissing @ShitpostGate

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@unicouniuni3 Uni's pretending to be a grandfather clock

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@GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya 4X-style strategy game but it's about social circles, soft power, and all that jazz as you try to outmaneuver your competition to get hitched to a rich guy

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@PandasAndVidya A lot of candidates hate it when I start asking technical questions based on the shit they write on their CVs. I've caught out so many liars, lol. If you're going to lie, don't lie about stuff the interviewer is very knowledgeable on

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@Bkwrd1 @vidsthatgohard Reminds me of Korn's Freak on a Leash music video, and also how old I am lol

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@LinaAsahi Is it just me or does it sound like a lot of the kernel devs are greybeardy curmugeons who've confused protecting the kernel from breaking with obstructionism?

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@Crypto__Wizzard @ShitpostGate Furry degeneracy

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@MISTER_SIFI @Bran_the_Onion The Nokia of trucks

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@PandasAndVidya And the only cities are New York and Los Angeles.

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@ckorndor @cnviolations That just makes it funnier

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@cnviolations Gee I wonder why, lol

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@rickasaurus In my experience, they get bored or burned out with dev and then move into infrastructure because it's new and exciting. Meanwhile, a lot of older devops engineers want to move into software engineering because it's less stressful and you don't have on call

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@lch_panx @ShitpostGate It looks like Mommy Cloud Audios has rebranded and removed their old videos so I can't find the comment, but apparently All star Legend updated it to say they had gotten better.

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@loftwah I only wish I'd gotten the 32GB version as I wouldn't need to upgrade for another few years 😔

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@thekitze Reddit and Twitter jacking up their API pricing killed two projects I was building, which I'm still miffed about

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@ThePrimeagen You stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back

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@damengchen They're not. Check the community note

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@czue Another aspect to point 1 is that, from my experience, a lot of Django devs became Django devs because it was practical to do so. So they view it as a tool to get a job done and don't see the need to talk about it much.

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@ShitpostGate

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@lu_cas_zeze @WorstGirlEva Ok, this was the way it was explained to me. No doubt it will cause any mathematicians reading it to become very upset, but this is a visual explanation for lay people like you and me so it's not meant to be very technical. Take a record, and choose a circle on it. Start drawing

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@PandasAndVidya I can't believe your company thinks you need 6 supervisors to prevent you from sexually harassing the bears in the office. You need 8 at least, with overlapping shifts.

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@ShinobiBNW @Dogen

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@Its__yurii69 @ShitpostGate The fact that you chose a picture of Red Hood is a bit worrying...

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TIL that Costco also does the $1.50 hotdog meal in the UK, except it's £1.50

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@PandasAndVidya Didn't he promise this last time?

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@PandasAndVidya A similar one - the mass adoption of helmets in WW1 caused the rate of head injuries to increase, which looks bad until you compare it to the sharp decrease in deaths from head wounds

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@MrAaronMoy @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R No, it's based on Backblaze's report on the hard drives used in their datacentres. They push consumer-grade hard drives to their limits, way beyond average consumer usage patterns

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You can easily see this enshittening when you order by lowest price first and Amazon... doesn't.

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK (AFK)

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But Amazon's search-ordering is enshittified: it shifts value from sellers and shoppers (you!) to the company. That shift uses a combination of self-preferencing (upranking Amazon's own knock-offs), pay-for-placement (Amazon ads). 16/

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R This is probably Japan, where numbers ending in 4 and 9 are often considered unlucky.

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@mitsuhiko "Hi, this is an opensource project and therefore we don't have the time or resources to deal with your request. However, if you agree to sign this support contract for XXXX per year, we'd be glad to help"

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@skavenslave @PandasAndVidya Every day we encounter further indictments of the state of American mental health services

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Advertisers do shit like this but then tell us that using an adblocker is evil

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Well they’re full speed ahead on scams using A.I. of Joe Rogan and Joe Biden on Youtube. Just got one telling people they’re entitled to $6400 from the IRS and to click the link to claim it

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@MostControPod Imagine if someone was an involuntary virgin because their package was too big. God's cruel joke.

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@PandasAndVidya Nope. More likely an attempted robbery. Either the guy tried to pull up alongside the car and totally misjudged his timing, or deliberately crashed to get the car to stop so his buddies could rock up with weapons

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@GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya You could make a shorter list of what went right

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@ShitpostRock >getting mogged by a mobile game because you decided to create a modern AAA game on the mangled corpse of a 20 year old engine

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@atrupar @DrEricDing Mandatory contrarianism.

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@cnviolations Meta.

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@esatoshiclub @stats_feed

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@SUCC_D_A_N_K This, except it's Firaxis this time

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@cyningp @PandasAndVidya The furry at Bethesda that managed to sell this to the rest of the team to hide his lizard boob fetish

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@paulg @elonmusk If a country has "democratic" in the name it's most likely not, lol.

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@KiwiFarmsDotNet "Ominous and extremely rotund shadow" 💀

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@loftwah You often encounter it in critical environments where they can't or won't upgrade for whatever reason. In those cases the machines are normally on isolated networks without internet access.

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@themarcba @clcoding Nah, this isn't a nazi thing. The dude's Indian. This is a Hindu swastika.

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@PandasAndVidya >dad is trying to help out >the wife and daughter's first thought is to make a tik tok to mock him

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@cyningp @PandasAndVidya The furry at Bethesda that managed to sell this to the rest of the team to hide his lizard boob fetish

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@WarThunder @meepcrux Based glowie flatmate

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@parismarx Every big corporate client

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@danielcranney YYMDDMYY

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@danbarker I remember seeing an old ad poster that said "London, the other city that never sleeps" and someone vandalised it with "Then why does the Tube close at midnight?" 😂 And many years later in 2016 the night tube was introduced to tackle this but has it had any effect?

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@dima_ti1 @naftasux @DrewPavlou @Guy_Incognito84 Rare French W

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@FlorkOfCows Average Noita game, but needs more fire and self-inflicted damage from homing buzz saws

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@unicouniuni3 Uni looks really cool when his fur stands up like that

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@QuinnyPig The real question is if you're even good enough to have imposter syndrome 🤔

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@parismarx I think he's upset that people block ad accounts to get rid of them

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@unicouniuni3 Uni looks like he has a hangover...

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@dhh That's are some pretty good specs for the price, but I'd suggest checking the SSD/NVMe wear level, as I've found Hetzner (and other budget hosts) likes to keep using old drives till they're completely worn out

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@Rainmaker1973 @PandasAndVidya

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@edwinhayward @ryangibsonuk 🥳🥳🥳

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@Inferno986retur @MrAaronMoy @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R So the key to long HDD life spans is to not have butterfingers 😄

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@stormcat787 @knowyourmeme What an amazing shitpost

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@PandasAndVidya One of my favourites was a guy who claimed to have worked at a previous company I did. At the time the company was small enough that everyone knew everyone in the IT department. So I asked if he'd worked on a (made up) project with a (made up) colleague. He said yes and spun a

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@PandasAndVidya Well, duh

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