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Chill Goblin

4 months

New Chill Goblin video alert! Everyone wants a piece of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, especially Richard Montanez, the man who invented them. BUT… did he really do that? Short answer: No, he didn’t. Long answer: this feature-length video essay

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@nypost A bunch of sugar free sweeteners and some tylenol... clearly someone was in the process of inventing Meth Zero™

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@baby_yaddle There's nothing more authentically "Star Wars" than shoehorning in some brand new VFX technology before it's ready!

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"Doesn't Israel have a right to self-defence?" I think the most powerful response I ever saw to this question was by Norman Finkelstein: "Do concentration camp guards have the right to self-defence?"

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2 years

@Tom_Nicholas Bill emailed his colleagues this after meeting him once lol. Very weird thing to email the people you work with

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2 years

@Harry__Faulkner Communism is when shirt

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@puppygranate Funny that this bugs him so much. When you can't treat someone like a woman or a man, you have to just treat them like a person- which often just means treating them like a man: the default, unmarked gender

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3 years

@EoinHiggins_ Great teaching tool! Whenever these kids want to measure a triangle or whatever they just have to think back to that time their teacher got fired

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2 years

Abolish capitalism so the Roots don't have to be Jimmy Fallon's house band

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2 years

@JoshRosenau Christo-fascists vs. Guy who has at least read the bible

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2 years

Queen was running the government not as a monarch, just as a regular old mega-rich person

stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree

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2 years

tHe qUeEn wAs aPoLiTiCaL

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2 years

Still thinking about this from the Kat/Vaush leaks. "I'm an anarchist, Kat" is so funny, sounds like a line from a wacky sitcom where a cis white leftist and a black trans activist become unlikely roommates. You can just hear the laughter from the studio audience after this one

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8 months

Considering they've got the license plate, a helicopter camera, and presumably more footage of the driver, why is there a need for police to endanger bystanders by doing a high-speed chase at all? Why would there ever be a need for a pursuit like this?

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8 months

Crazy ending to the pursuit about 45 minutes ago. 🚨Warning, pedestrian gets hit🚨

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1 year

@TomCokeIsABlunt "what if mirrors aren't what we think they are?" Mirrors definitely aren't what you think they are, because you seem to think they're doorways to "mirror world" instead of "a surface that reflects light"

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"no person w̶h̶o̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ should live in poverty"

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2 years

Got covid. Been quarantined at my gf’s house, she’s asymptomatic even though she almost certainly has it too. Her body’s superior ability to fight the virus has me feeling emasculated. Please suggest Joe Rogan episodes that will make me feel like a man again

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1 year

UNSEEN footage of Oliver Anthony!

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@rico_rants "Looking for a NON-WOKE book about genocide that doesn't portray the people it happened to as victims. Also ideally every chapter should end with a BEGINNER LEVEL connect-the-dots drawing"

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3 years

@cbfplr Let this be a warning to all companies planning on going "woke" - if you do it? Ben Shapiro won't go to your store and buy one wood. So choose carefully

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2 years

My pronouns are: transphobes/have/one/joke/and/it/was/never/that/funny/to/begin/with/but/they/cling/to/it/and/clap/like/seals/every/time/because/it/allows/them/to/disguise/hate/as/comedy/and/if/they/didn't/laugh/they'd/have/to/admit/the/truth/that/they/were/just/being/bigots

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4 years

@theserfstv "Congratulations on winning the presidency, Mr Biden. What will your first order of business be?" "Yyeeeeess... Bring me the white house dictionary and a pen. There is going to be..... changes" *laughs maniacally*

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3 years

I get that when you start learning about logic and philosophy it's fun to apply it to outlandish situations but surely there are better go-to thought experiments than "justifiable pedophilia" and "benevolent holocaust"

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3 years

@CosmonautMarcus Pour one out for the guy in the graphic department who thinks you sometimes just type in the current time at the beginning of your text

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2 years

Holy shit, this might be the worst thing I've seen Jordan Peterson say out loud CW: rape apologia

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2 years

"here's something else that's worth pondering!"

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2 years

"The royal family actually fought AGAINST colonialism" okay and Hitler killed Hitler, what's your point

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2 years

Keeping your income private helps nobody but the bosses, strongly believe YouTubers should be open about how much they make from sponsorships

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2 years

It's good when people discuss with each other how much they're being paid, actually

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1 year

@SwampCommunist Seems pretty straightforward to me. Pretty common for modern leftists to have Sanders as a gateway drug to the harder shit

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3 years

Just moved in with @WereInHellYT ! This is how he greeted me, he's been speaking in rhyme the whole time too. Not sure this Hype House was a good idea

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1 year

@quendergeer Actually pink was originally gabagool flavour

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2 years

Hey y'all! Going to be doing things a bit different in 2023. To prevent experiencing creator burnout, I will be moving from posting "good content" to posting "unwatchable dogshit." Excited to see where this takes me!

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5 months

Norman Finkelstein is the left's very own Jordan Peterson: an eccentric squeaky-voiced academic who speaks with authority on issues that are very helpful to our cause, but come bundled with some embarrassing and completely batshit tendencies that we'd all just prefer to ignore

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1 year

RATIO'D the new york post fearmongering about drug users with a silly af tweet last night, twitter notifications giving me the good dopamine today 🤴

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2 years

(anarchist burns the turkey, ruining the big dinner party) "Why didn't you follow the recipe!?" "I'm an anarchist, Kat- I don't believe a person needs to follow authoritarian manuals like cookbooks"

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3 years

Considering it's such a common scare tactic for TERFS and other transphobes, it seems they don't often look into the stories of actual detransitioners

jo!!! ☾

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“Listen to detransitioners” okay you first ???

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3 years

Yes, yes, sure, uh huh, yep, yes, ok, right, yeah, yes, yes, yep, yeWHAAAAAAAAAT

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2 years

Bill Maher's like "New rule- just because your PARENTS told you GOD exists when you were a TINY STUPID BABY, doesn't mean you need to keep believing that as an adult, okaaaaay? 😏😏😏 Anyway gender is real and binary and must be rigidly enforced"

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2 years

My gf is so cute, showed up at her place and she’s got one of my videos playing on mute, found out she also tells her friends to play my videos in the background while they’re working. Like you’d commit coordinated algorithm fraud??? For me??? 🥰🥰🥰

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Slowly realizing that the healthiest way to use Twitter is to only follow porn accounts

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1 year

Politically illiterate to call this “full MAGA.” Nina is 100% correct. If you’re in favour of cutting aid from red states and letting Trump voters suffer and die, you’re not on team human

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After being rejected by black and jewish voters in Ohio twice, Nina Turner has gone full MAGA.

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2 years

I remember a few years ago noticing on a "screenshot" Kanye posted that he had a Jordan Peterson video on one of his chrome tabs. This was around the time of the original MAGA, Candace Owens arc. Makes me think about the "alt-right pipeline" we used to talk about a lot back then

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Two LAPD officers were fired for ignoring a call regarding a robbery in progress because they were playing Pokemon Go and had spotted a Snorlax.

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3 years

@Timcast The USA is obviously a metaphor for communism. For example, people are starving while rich elites control everything, the police violently supress resistance, and it's capitalist as hell- just like communism.

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2 years

@AdequateEmily Always wished Kevin Smith had just done stand up instead of directing. His "evening with"s are better than any of his movies, and so much of his dialogue reads like stand up anyway

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2 years

I'm frustrated by people who watch Glass Onion and think Edward Norton's character is just about Elon Musk- no, ALL billionaires are like that to some extent! Where have you been? Also the people who only just now are realizing how gorgeous Janelle Monáe is. Where have YOU been?!

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1 year

@staticbluebat Long enough = 0.02 seconds

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@yugopnik @TurboBurpo James Madison was almost writing Marx's stuff before Marx did, but from the capitalist perspective. Federalist papers are like "If the workers of the world unite, they'd have nothing to lose but their chains. Wouldn't that be horrible????"

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3 years

@travisbarker Looks like you've gotten caught up in one of the more embarrassing crypto scams

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3 years

Asked a worker in a small town grocery store if they had any vegetarian meat and she looked at me like I asked for directions to the gay communist section

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9 months

Taking the wrong lesson from the HBomb video and just blanket assuming anyone putting out more regular videos than me must be a plagiarist

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2 years

Lord help me... I'm arguing with people in an ancap discord server

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2 years

Would be interested to see a graph plotting the popularity of female rappers next to the per capita amount of pussy eating over the last ~20 years

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2 years

Me in audio class at film school: This is very boring and it sucks. Luckily when I'm the next Quentin Tarantino I'll have someone take care of all the sound stuff for me! SMASH CUT to ten years later: Comments on every one of my YouTube videos: Bro wth why is your sound ass af?

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3 years

Beyond psyched to be in the eyeball zone for a @ThoughtSlime video about psychedelics! Turn on, tune in, drop out, like and subscribe baby

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11 months

Is Gaza a concentration camp? Concentration camps have been a common practice of colonization since at least the Boer War in South Africa. The term itself just means a prison where people who have not been accused of any crime are held. Gaza absolutely meets that definition.

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@ChrisTheFlyest Didn't expect the most intense line of the most intense rap beef to be so relevant right now

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2 years

Put a microphone emoji in your twitter name to let comedians know you're an ally

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3 years

Just gonna think about this quote from "How to Blow Up a Pipeline" anytime I hear the alluring siren call of climate doomerism

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2 years

Me when my friend tells me he's fed up with the state of things and he's started watching Jordan Peterson

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1 year

@jaubreyYT "This is going to make a lot of people upset, but I have to say it: boys rule and girls drool"

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"It is easier to imagine terraforming Venus, constructing a Dyson sphere around the sun, or detonating all atomic bombs on earth at once than it is to imagine the end of capitalism" -Kurzgesagt YT channel motto

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2 years

Crack open a case of your favourite gun flavoured beer and check out the new Chill Goblin video about gender theory… for dudes! (Nondudes also welcome to participate in this event). Available where ever fine YouTube videos are sold

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Calling Palestine/Israel at "war" implies some level of even power. In what "war" does one side have the power to turn off water, electricity, internet to the other? To guard the other side from leaving a determined area? Gaza is the largest concentration camp in history.

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Welcome to the left! Please choose a side: Anarchist: -pursue a beautiful, truly equal society -never accomplish anything real Marxist-Leninist: -have best intentions for your fellow workers -create nothing but tyrannical nightmare states Now get out there & fight each other!

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2 years

@KingDavidQPS From the ears moving a bit behind the face & the slightly more bulbous nose, it looks like the first pic was maybe taken from closer range & zoomed out, always makes the picture less flattering. Congrats on breaking your addiction though!

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3 years

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Wendy Carlos basically invented electronic music as we understand it with "Switched-On Bach," the success of which helped fund her transition, and did the score for "Clockwork Orange" and "The Shining." Just look at this absolute Queen of the Moog

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Killing the innocent is wrong. It's also sad so many don't understand WHY people living in an open air prison for 70 years- killed with impunity by an occupying force- might react with violence. If we covered attacks on Palestine like we do for Israel, more people would get it.

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2 years

Me? Just downloading a few free brushes for my digital art app

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2 years

Is it just me or has Adam Conover's content gotten about 65% more based and anticapitalist since @Johntheduncan 's takedown of the G word's liberal/imperial/capitalist biases?

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(anarchist trying to return tuxedo he bought but stained horribly) "I'm an anarchist, Kat, I believe capitalists should be forced to accept returns even when they're covered in oatmeal"

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@Emtango @MikhailaFuller @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk He’s gone downhill mentally for sure, but his politics haven’t changed at all. Do you remember how Jordan Peterson became famous? By angrily refusing to gender trans people correctly (same thing he is doing here) at a transphobic protest with white nationalist Lauren Southern

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Unbelievable the amount of discourse the Brianna Ghey "say her name" hashtag has gotten. Really shows how bad twitter is for communicating. Every single post/thread about it made everything worse. So here's my thread about it:

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2 years

If anti-white racism is even real, one of the most major consequences it had on my life was when it shamed me into washing my feet in the shower

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@nsamsen WOW ok

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2 years

"Solidarity" is the leftist version of "thoughts and prayers"

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1 year

This particular TERF talking point is so funny to me because to get upset about it you have to truly believe that trans people want you to start every speech like "good evening people who menstruate and people who don't menstruate"

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I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.

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THE PITCH: A coyote vs roadrunner style cartoon show but it's about all the different ways the CIA tried to kill Castro

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@zei_squirrel I miss the old Glenn Greenwald, this clip rules

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@BonerWizard @DaveMcNamee3000 Had one of these as a kid and now I can only pee if it's in someone's nose :(

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@SamtheNightOwl Signs the West is in decline: Men's butts are now more delicious than women's butts

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. @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety this is a violation of TOS, clearly targeting hate at trans people

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War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman.

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@GreatCheshire “Being a kid is pretty hard sometimes, especially when you-” *Turns into a panda* “-have so many unanswered questions regarding the 9/11 commission report!”

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Kinda funny that so much art depicts Cthulhu as JACKED when Lovecraft described him as being fat. Even an ancient ineffable horror from beyond the stars heralding the end of humanity needs to conform to certain beauty standards if he wants to make it in the entertainment industry

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Stephen Crowder's whistle blowing has revealed something almost unthinkable: A conservative media company may be extracting the surplus labour value of its employees

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On November 22, 1963, America’s prom-king-in-chief JFK was shot during a parade. Two days later, the man arrested for his murder was shot on live TV. The new Chill Goblin video asks the question: WhuuUH?! Really? Jheeze. That’s intense. Who- who did that?

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1 year

Yeah, that's me in the Majority Report Live thumbnail. Got to talk about two of my favourite topics (psychedelics and the JFK assassination) with the MR gang this afternoon. Thanks for having me @EmmaVigeland @MattLech ! Left is INDEED best

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You do the exercises your personal trainer gives you? Wow, let's test the boundaries of this statement. What if this trainer tells you the best way to get abs is to commit genocide? He wouldn't say that? He could, though. Very telling that you can't just disavow ethnic cleansing.

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I get why right wing people appropriate leftist aesthetics to cloak their true message, but I truly don't understand anarcho-capitalists. You think people will listen to your horrible ideas if you call yourself an anarchist? That doesn't even work when the ideas are actually good

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2 years

*wake up* *Lazily scroll twitter for hours* *Take an Adderall ™* *Energetically scroll twitter for hours*

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3 years

NEAT-O! Can't believe my parents' got me OFFICIAL @ThoughtSlime socks (unauthorized)!

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3 years

Capitalism is very obviously a metaphor for communism if you think about it

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2 years

hot take: AI art IS real art and it's cool and it's ok to like it. It's only a problem because in our capitalist system, instant free professional quality art threatens the livelihood of human artists

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@lmsfortbh Hate to be the one to tell you this... but you're VERY funny. HAHAAAA GOT HIS ASS

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Coolest thing I ever saw: Guy who said "Hey man, everything in moderation... including moderation" immediately before dropping seven hits of acid at a dubstep circus party

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3 years

Twitch is so far behind the racist trolls it's embarassing. #TwitchDoBetter

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This is what the hate raids are apparently doing on twitch now. Stay safe everyone.

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"What if YOU were aborted?" At least then I wouldn't have to be a part of this conversation

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New Chill Goblin vid! Turn on, tune in, drop your weapon and come out with your hands up, we’re taking a look at the politics of psychedelics. Do drugs make people more leftist? No, not really. Find out why, or just check out all the trippy stuff I drew!

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Step 1: gender & sex are the same Step 2: sex is biological, gender is social/cultural/linguistic Step 3: sex is not binary, the concept is not prediscursive nor universal, not clear if it refers to chromosomes, genitals or gamete production- sex was just more gender all along

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@HunterAA6 I think some people like xenogenders because they give something tangible to identify as. Masc and femme have associated expectations, and nb people have a lack of those expectiations. "Treegender" is a chance to create a new gender from scratch. It's kind of cool

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2 years

Seeing a lot of political pundits fail the easiest possible test of responsible journalism: whether or not to tacitly support the genocide of queer people

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3 years

Who is Bret Weinstein? More importantly, why is Bret Weinstein? I did a deep dive into the poster boy for intellectual dark horse paste, and I believe I have an answer to these questions.

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2 years

Hit a big number today! If subscribers were dollars I could pay my rent for over 2 years 😲

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